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May-Jun«,  1971 
Vol.20,  No.  11 
Itsuo  1 54 

ALL  NEW 
STORIES 


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NOVELETTE 

EASY  WAY  OUT,  John  Brunner 82 

SERIAL  (Parti) 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT,  Philip  Jos6  Farmer 4 

SHORT  STORIES 

BATTLEGROUND,  Greg  and  Jim  Benford 69 

THE  RIGHT  TO  REVOLT,  Keith  Laumer 116 

THE  RIGHT  TO  RESIST,  Keith  Laumer 117 

FALLEN  SPACEMAN,  Lee  Harding 152 

FEATURES 

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SF  CALENDAR  81 

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It  would  be  named  the  Not  For 
Hire.  No  one  would  ever  be  able  to 
take  it  away  from  him,  it  would  be 
so  strongly  armored  and  weapon- 
ed.  Nor  would  anyone  be  able  to 
buy  or  rent  it  from  him.  It  would  be 
Not  For  Hire. 

The  name  glowed  in  great  black 
letters  against  the  white  hull.  NOT 
FOR  HIRE. 

The  fabulous  Riverboat  would 
have  four  decks,  the  boiler  deck, 
the  main  deck,  the  hurricane  deck 
and  the  landing  deck  for  the  aer- 
ial machine.  Its  overall  length 
would  be  four  hundred  and  forty 
feet  and  six  inches.  The  beam  over 
the  paddle-wheel  guards  would  be 
ninety-three  feet.  Mean  draft, 
loaded,  twelve  feet.  The  hull  would 
be  made  of  magnalium  or,  per- 
haps, plastic.  The  great  stacks 
would  spout  smoke  now  and  then, 
because  there  was  a steam  boiler 
aboard.  But  this  was  only  to  pro- 
pel the  big  plastic  bullets  for  the 
steam  machine  guns.  The  giant 
paddlewheels  on  the  sides  of  the 
Riverboat  would  be  turned  by 
enormous  electrical  motors. 

The  Not  For  Hire  would  be  the 
only  metal  boat  on  The  River,  the 
only  boat  not  propelled  by  oars  or 
wind,  and  it  would  make  anybody 
sit  up  and  stare,  whether  he  was 
born  in  2,000,000  B.C.  or  in  2000 
A.D. 

And  he,  Sam  Clemens,  would  be 
The  Captain,  Capital  T,  capital 
C,  because,  aboard  this  vessel. 


carrying  a crew  of  one  hundred 
and  twenty,  there  would  be  only 
one  Captain. 

King  John  of  England  could  call 
himself  Admiral  if  he  wished, 
though  if  Sam  Clemens  had  any- 
thing to  do  with  it,  he’d  be  First 
Mate,  not  Admiral.  And  if  Sam 
Clemens  really  had  anything  to 
do  with  it  King  John — John  Lack- 
land,  Rotten  John,  Dirty  John, 
Lecher  John,  Pigsty  John — would 
not  even  be  allowed  on  the  boat. 
Sam  Clemens,  smoking  a big 
green  cigar,  wearing  a white  cap, 
dressed  in  a white  kilt  with  a white 
towel  over  his  shoulders  for  a 
cape,  would  lean  out  of  the  star- 
board port  of  the  great  pilothouse 
and  yell,  Avast  there , you  lubbers! 
Grab  hold  of  that  putrescent  mass 
of  immorality  and  treachery 
and  toss  him  off  the  gangplank.  I 
don't  care  if  he  lands  in  The  River 
or  on  the  bank ! Get  rid  of  that  hu- 
man garbage! 

Over  the  railing  of  the  boiler 
deck  Prince  John  would  sail.  Sly- 
boots John,  screaming,  cursing  in 
his  French-accented  Middle  Eng- 
lish or  in  Anglo-Norman  French 
or  in  Esperanto.  Then  the  gang- 
plank would  be  drawn  up,  bells 
would  ring,  whistles  would  blow 
and  Sam  Clemens,  standing  be- 
hind the  pilot,  would  give  the  or- 
der to  begin  the  voyage. 

The  voyage!  Up  a River  for 
maybe  ten  million  miles,  or  may- 
be twenty  million  miles,  for  may- 

IF 


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be  forty  years  or  a hundred  years. 
Such  a Riverboat,  such  a River, 
such  a voyage  had  never  been 
dreamed  of  on  Earth,  long  dead 
Earth!  Up  The  River,  the  only  one 
on  this  world,  on  the  only  boat  like 
this,  with  Sam  Clemens  as  La 
§ipestro , The  Captain,  and  also 
addressed  as  La  Estro , The  Boss. 

He  was  so  happy! 

And  then,  as  they  headed  out  to- 
ward the  middle  of  The  River,  just 
to  test  the  current,  which  was 
strongest  in  the  center  of  the 
mighty  stream,  as  the  thousands 
along  the  bank  waved  and  cheered 
or  wept  after  the  boat,  after  him, 
Samuel  Langhorne  Clemens,  alias 
Mark  Twain— The  Captain,  The 
Boss — he  saw  a man  with  long  yel- 
low hair  and  broad  shoulders  push- 
ing through  the  crowd. 

THE  man  wore  a towel-like 
cloth,  secured  by  magnetic  tabs 
under  the  material,  as  a kilt.  His 
leather  sandals  were  made  of  the 
hide  of  the  whale-sized  riverdragon 
fish.  Around  his  thickly  muscled 
neck  he  wore  a string  of  brilliantly 
colored  hornfish  vertebrae.  In  his 
huge  powerful  hand  he  gripped 
the  wooden  shaft  of  a large  war- 
axe  of  iron.  His  pale  blue  eyes  were 
fixed  on  Samuel  Clemens  and  that 
broad  hawk-nosed  face  was  grim. 

Sam  Clemens  screamed  to  the 
pilot.  Faster!  Faster ! Full  speed 
ahead! 

The  great  paddlewheels  began 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


to  dig  into  the  water  more  swift- 
ly— Chunk-chunk . Even  through 
the  fiberglas-insulated  deck,  the 
vibrations  made  the  deck  quiver. 
Suddenly  the  blond  man,  Erik 
Bloodaxe,  tenth-century  Viking 
King,  was  in  the  pilothouse. 

He  shouted  at  Sam  Clemens  in 
Old  Norse,  Traitor!  Droppings  of 
Ratatosk!  I told  you  / would  wait 
along  the  banks  of  The  River!  You 
betrayed  me  so  you  could  get  the 
iron  from  the  fallen  star  and  build 
your  great  Riverboat! 

Sam  fled  the  pilothouse  and 
down  the  ladders  from  deck  to  deck 
and  down  into  the  dark  bowels  of 
the  hold,  but  Erik  Bloodaxe  was  al- 
ways two  steps  behind. 

Past  the  colossal  rotating  electric 
motors  Sam  Clemens  ran  and  then 
he  was  in  the  chemistry  room, 
where  the  engineers  were  making 
potassium  nitrate  from  human 
excrement  and  mixing  it  with 
sulfur  and  charcoal  to  make  gun- 
powder. Sam  grabbed  hold  of  a 
lighter  and  a resin  torch,  pressed 
the  slide  and  a white-hot  glowing 
wire  slid  out  of  the  case. 

Stop , or  Til  blow  up  the  whole 
boat!  Sam  screamed. 

Erik  had  stopped,  but  he  was 
swinging  the  big  axe  around  and 
around  over  his  head.  He  grinned 
and  said.  Go  ahead!  You  haven  t 
got  the  guts!  You  love  the  River- 
boat more  than  you  love  anything , 
even  your  faithless  but  precious 
Livy!  You  wouldnt  blow  her  up! 

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So  Tm  going  to  split  you  down  the 
middle  with  my  axe  and  then  take 
the  Riverboat  for  myself! 

No!  No!  Sam  screamed.  You 
wouldnt  dare!  You  cant!  You 
cant ! This  is  my  dream , my  love , 
my  passion , my  life , my  world! 
You  cant. 

The  Norseman  stepped  closer  to 
him;  the  axe  whistled  over  his  head. 

I can't?  Just  stand  there  and  see! 

Over  his  shoulder  Sam  saw  a 
shadow.  It  moved  forward  and  be- 
came a tall,  faceless  figure.  It  was 
X,  the  Mysterious  Stranger,  the 
renegade  Ethical  who  had  sent  the 
meteorite  crashing  into  the  River- 
valley  so  that  Sam  could  have  iron 
and  nickel  to  build  his  Riverboat 
on  this  mineral-poor  planet.  And 
so  he  could  sail  up  The  River  to  the 
North  Polar  Sea  where  the  Misty 
Tower,  the  Big  Grail,  call  it  what 
you  would,  was  hidden  in  the  cold 
fog.  And  there  Sam,  with  the 
eleven  men  chosen  by  X for  his  as 
yet  unrevealed  plan,  would  storm 
the  Tower  and  find — find  what? 

Stranger!  Sam  called.  Save  me! 
Save  me! 

The  laughter  was  like  a wind 
from  the  polar  sea,  turning  his  en- 
trails to  crystal. 

Save  yourself , Sam!  the 
Stranger  said. 

No!  No!  You  promised ! Sam 
yelled.  And  then  his  eyes  were  open 
and  the  last  of  his  groans  died 
away.  Or  had  he  dreamed  that  he 
was  groaning? 

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HE  SAT  up.  His  bed  was  made 
of  bamboo.  The  mattress  was  a 
bamboo  fiber  cloth  stuffed  with 
giant  leaves  of  the  irontree.  The 
blanket  was  made  up  of  five  towels 
secured  together  by  magnetic 
tabs.  The  bed  was  against  the  wall 
of  a room  twenty  feet  square.  It 
held  a desk  and  a round  table  and 
about  a dozen  chairs,  all  of  bam- 
boo or  pine,  and  a fired-clay  cham- 
ber pot.  There  were  also  a bamboo 
bucket  half-full  with  water,  a tall 
broad  case  with  many  pigeonholes 
for  rolls  of  paper,  a rack  with 
bamboo  and  pine  spears  with  flint 
and  iron  tips,  yew  bows  and  ar- 
rows, a waraxe  of  nickel-iron  and 
four  long  steel  knives.  On  the  wall 
were  a number  of  pegs  from  which 
white  towels  hung.  On  one  hat- 
stand  was  a naval  cap,  an  officer's, 
made  of  leather  covered  with  a 
thin  white  cloth. 

On  the  table  was  his  grail,  a 
gray  metallic  cylinder  with  a me- 
tal handle. 

On  the  desk  were  glass  bottles 
containing  a soot-black  ink,  a 
number  of  bone  pens  and  one 
nickel-iron  pen.  The  papers  on  the 
desk  were  of  bamboo,  though 
there  were  a few  sheets  of  vellum 
from  the  inner  lining  of  the 
stomach  of  the  hornfish. 

Glass  windows  (or  ports,  as  he 
called  them)  looked  out  all 
around  the  room  and,  as  far  as 
Sam  Clemens  knew,  this  was  the 
only  house  with  glass  windows  in 

IF 


the  entire  Rivervalley.  Certain- 
ly, it  was  the  only  one  for  10,000 
miles  either  way  from  this  area. 

The  sole  light  came  from  the 
sky.  Though  it  was  not  yet  dawn, 
the  light  was  a trifle  brighter  than 
that  cast  by  the  full  moon  on  Earth. 
Giant  stars  of  many  colors,  some 
so  big  they  looked  like  chipped- 
off  pieces  of  the  moon,  jampacked 
the  heavens.  Bright  sheets  and 
streamers  hung  between  the  stars, 
behind  them,  and  even,  seeming- 
ly, in  front  of  some  of  the  bright- 
est. These  were  cosmic  gas  clouds, 
the  like  of  which  had  never  been 
seen  by  the  unaided  eye  on  Earth. 
The  stars  and  the  clouds  made  a 
glory  that  never  ceased  to  thrill  the 
more  sensitive  of  the  humanity 
along  The  River. 

Sam  Clemens,  smacking  his  lips 
at  the  sour  taste  of  the  liquor  he 
had  drunk  that  evening  and  the 
even  sourer  taste  of  the  dream, 
stumbled  across  the  floor.  He 
opened  his  eyes  completely  when 
he  reached  the  desk,  picked  up  a 
lighter  and  applied  the  extended 
hot  wire  to  a stone  bracket,  where 
the  smoke  went  out  through  an 
opening  at  the  junction  of  ceiling 
and  wall. 

He  opened  a port  and  looked  out 
toward  The  River.  A year  ago  he 
would  have  seen  only  a flat  plain 
about  a mile  and  a half  wide  and 
covered  with  short,  tough,  bright- 
green  grass.  Now  it  was  a hideous 
mass  of  piled-up  earth,  deep  pits 


and  many  buildings  of  bamboo 
and  pine  containing  brick  furn- 
aces. These  were  his  steel  mills  (so- 
called),  his  glass  factory,  his 
smelters,  his  cement  mills,  his 
forges,  his  blacksmith  shops,  his 
armories,  his  laboratories  and 
his  nitric-  and  sulfuric-acid  fac- 
tories. A half  a mile  away  was  a 
high  wall  of  pine  logs  enclosing 
the  first  metal  boat  he  would  build. 

Torches  flared  to  his  left.  Even 
at  night  the  men  were  digging  out 
the  siderite  chunks,  hauling  up 
pieces  of  the  nickel-iron. 

Behind  him  had  been  a forest  of 
thousand-foot  irontrees,  red  pine, 
lodgepole  pine,  black  oak,  white 
oak,  yew  trees  and  thick  stands  of 
bamboo.  These  had  stood  on  the 
foothills;  the  hills  were  mostly 
still  there  but  the  trees,  except  for 
the  irontrees,  were  all  gone,  along 
with  the  bamboo.  Only  the  huge 
irontrees  had  withstood  the  steel 
axes  of  Clemens'  people.  The  tall 
grasses  had  been  cut  down  and 
their  fibers  chemically  treated  to 
make  ropes  and  paper,  but  their 
roots  were  so  tough  and  so  tangled, 
that  there  had  not  been  enough  rea- 
son to  chop  through  them.  The  la- 
bor and  the  materials  used  in 
chopping  through  the  roots  of  the 
short  grass  of  the  plains  to  get  to 
the  metal  there  had  been  very  ex- 
pensive. Not  in  terms  of  money, 
because  that  did  not  exist,  but  in 
terms  of  sweat,  worn-out  stone  and 
then  dulled  steel. 


THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


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Where  this  area  had  been  beauti- 
ful with  its  many  trees  and  bright 
grass  and  the  colored  blooms  of 
the  vines  that  covered  the  trees,  it 
was  now  like  a battlefield.  It  had 
been  necessary  to  create  ugliness 
to  build  the  beautiful  boat. 

WHOEVER  had  made  this 
world  had  planned  well. 
There  was  not  much  erosion,  even 
though  man  had  stripped  the  land 
of  all  the  vegetation  he  could.  The 
iron-trees,  occupying  twenty  out  of 
every  one  hundred  square  feet  of 
the  foothills,  stood  firm.  Nor 
could  the  roots  of  any  of  the  plants 
be  killed;  they  were  so  deeply 
buried. 

Sam  shivered  at  the  wet  and 
chilly  wind  which  always  came  late 
at  night  from  upRiver.  He  shivered 
also  at  the  thought  of  the  desola- 
tion. He  loved  beauty  and  nature's 
order  and  he  loved  the  parklike  ar- 
rangement of  the  valley,  whatever 
else  he  thought  about  this  world. 
Now  he  had  made  it  hideous  be- 
cause he  had  a dream.  And  he 
would  have  to  extend  that  hideous- 
ness, because  his  mills  and  factor- 
ies needed  more  wood  for  fuel,  for 
paper,  for  charcoal.  All  that  his 
state  had  was  used  up  ajid  he  had 
about  used  up  all  that  Cernskujo 
to  the  immediate  north  and  Pub- 
liujo  to  the  immediate  south, 
would  trade  him.  If  he  wanted 
more  he  would  have  to  war  on  his 
closest  neighbors  or  make  arrange- 


ments for  trading  with  the  more 
distant  states  or  those  just  across 
The  River.  Or  else  conquer  them 
and  take  their  wood  away  from 
them.  He  did  not  want  to  do  that; 
he  abhorred  war  in  principle  and 
could  barely  stand  it  in  practice. 

But  if  he  was  to  have  his  River- 
boat  he  had  to  have  wood  as  fuel 
for  his  factories. 

He  also  had  to  have  bauxite  and 
cryolite  and  platinum  if  he  was  to 
have  aluminum  generators  and 
motors. 

The  nearest  source  of  all  three 
was  in  Soul  City,  that  nation 
twenty-six  miles  downRiver  dom- 
inated by  Elwood  Hacking,  who 
hates  whites. 

So  far,  Sam  had  been  able  to 
trade  iron  weapons  for  bauxite, 
cryolite,  cinnabar  and  platinum. 
Sam's  own  state,  Parolando,  need- 
ed the  weapons  badly.  Adding  one 
burden  to  the  other.  Hacking  in- 
sisted that  Parolando  use  its  own 
men  to  mine  and  transport  the  ore. 

Sam  sighed  deeply.  Why  in  hell 
hadn't  the  Mysterious  Stranger 
directed  the  meteorite  to  fall  right 
by  the  bauxite  deposits?  Then, 
when  Sam  and  Bloodaxe's  Vik- 
ings had  sailed  into  this  area  im- 
mediately after  the  meteorite 
had  struck,  they  could  have 
claimed  the  land  that  was  now  Soul 
City  for  their  own.  When  Hacking 
arrived,  he  would  have  been  forced 
to  join  Clemens  or  to  leave. 

Still,  even  with  the  Stranger's 

IF 


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powers,  it  could  not  be  easy  to  de- 
flect a hundred-thousand-ton, 
iron-nickel  siderite  from  its  course 
and  make  it  fall  only  twenty-six 
miles  from  the  bauxite  and  other 
minerals.  Actually  the  Stranger 
had  supposed  that  he  had  hit  the 
target  on  the  bull’s-eye.  He  had 
told  Sam,  before  he  disappeared 
on  some  unknown  mission,  that 
the  minerals  were  upRiver,  all 
within  a seven-mile  range.  But  he 
had  been  mistaken.  And  that  had 
made  Sam  both  glad  and  angry.  He 
was  angry  because  the  minerals 
were  not  all  within  his  reach,  but 
he  was  also  happy  that  the  Ethi- 
cals  could  make  a mistake. 

The  Stranger  called  his  people 
the  Ethicals.  It  was  they  who  re- 
surrected the  entire  human 
species  and  all  subhumans  intel- 
ligent enough  to  have  a language. 
The  Resurrection  had  been  ac- 
complished by  purely  scientific 
means.  The  supernatural  had 
played  no  part  in  raising— or  re- 
creating— the  dead.  All  who  had 
died  between  2,000,000  B.C.  and 
2008  A.D.  had  been  resurrected. 
The  only  exceptions  were  idiots 
and  those  who  had  died  before  the 
age  of  five.  The  Ethicals  had  re- 
stored everyone  whole  and  in  ex- 
cellent health,  but  sterile.  They 
had  rejuvenated  those  who  need- 
ed it.  And  now,  twenty-one  years 
after  the  first  day  of  resurrec- 
tion, all  looked  as  if  they  were  no 
more  than  twenty-five  years  old. 


But,  despite  the  godlike  power 
of  the  Ethicals,  they  could  make 
mistakes  and  errors. 

That  fact  did  not  help  the  hu- 
mans imprisoned  forever  be- 
tween sheer  mountains  20,000  feet 
high  in  a valley  about  9.9  miles 
wide  on  the  average.  They  would 
be  imprisoned  for  thousands  of 
years,  if  not  forever,  unless 
Samuel  Langhorne  Clemens  could 
build  his  Riverboat. 

SAM  went  to  the  unpainted  pine 
cabinet,  opened  a door,  and 
pulled  out  an  opaque  glass  bottle. 
It  held  about  twenty  ounces  of 
bourbon  donated  by  people  who 
did  not  drink.  He  downed  about 
three  ounces,  winced, "snorted, 
slapped  his  chest  and  put  the  bottle 
back.  Hah!  Nothing  better  to  start 
off  the  day  with,  especially  when 
you  woke  up  from  a nightmare 
that  should  have  been  rejected  by 
the  Great  Censor  of  Dreams.  If, 
that  is,  the  Great  Censor  had  any 
love  and  regard  for  one  of  his  fa- 
vorite dream-makers,  Sam  Clem- 
ens. Maybe  the  Great  Censor  did 
not  love  him  after  all.  It  seemed 
that  very  few  did  love  Sam  any 
more.  He  had  to  do  things  he  did 
not  want  to  do  in  order  to  get  the 
boat  built. 

And  then  there  was  Livy,  his 
wife  on  Earth  for  thirty-four  years. 

He  swore,  caressed  a nonexis- 
tent moustache,  reached  back  into 
the  cabinet  and  pulled  the  bottle 


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11 


out  again.  Another  snort.  Tears 
came,  but  whether  engendered  by 
the  bourbon  or  the  thought  of  Livy, 
he  did  not  know.  Probably,  in  this 
world  of  complex  forces  and  mys- 
terious operations — and  opera- 
tors— the  tears  were  caused  by 
both.  Plus  other  things  which  his 
hindbrain  did  not  care  to  let  him 
peep  into  at  this  moment.  His 
hindbrain  would  wait  until  his 
forebrain  was  bent  over,  tying  its 
intellectual  shoestrings,  and 
would  then  boot  the  posterior  of 
said  forebrain. 

He  strode  across  the  bamboo 
mats  and  looked  through  the  port 
window.  Down  there,  about  two 
hundred  yards  away,  under  the 
branches  of  the  thousand-foot 
irontree,  was  a round,  conical- 
roofed,  two-room  hut.  Inside  the 
bedroom  would  be  Olivia  Lang- 
don  Clemens,  his  wife — his  ex- 
wife— and  the  long,  lanky,  tremen- 
dously beaked,  weak-chinned 
Savinien  de  Cyrano  II  de  Berge- 
rac, swordsman,  libertine  and 
man-of-letters. 

“Livy,  how  could  you?"  Sam 
said.  “How  could  you  break  my 
heart,  the  heart  of  Your  Youth  ?" 

A year  had  passed  since  she  had 
shown  up  with  Cyrano  de  Berge- 
rac. He  had  been  shocked,  more 
shocked  than  he  had  ever  been  in 
his  seventy-four  years  on  Earth  and 
his  twenty-one  years  on  the  River- 
world.  But  he  had  recovered  from 
it.  Or  he  would  have  recovered  if 


he  had  not  gotten  another  shock, 
though  a lesser  one.  Nothing  could 
exceed  the  impact  of  the  first. 
After  all,  he  could  not  expect  Livy 
to  go  without  a man  for  twenty- 
one  years.  Not  when  she  was  young 
and  beautiful  again  and  still 
passionate  and  had  no  reasonable 
hope  of  ever  seeing  him  again.  He 
had  lived  with  a half-dozen  women 
himself,  and  he  could  not  expect 
chastity  or  faithfulness  from  her. 
But  he  had  expected  that  she 
would  drop  her  mate  like  a monkey 
drops  a heated  penny  when  she 
found  him  again. 

Not  so.  She  loved  de  Bergerac. 

He  had  seen  her  almost  every 
day  since  the  night  she  had  first 
come  out  of  the  mists  of  The  River. 
They  spoke  politely  enough  and 
sometimes,  when  the  atmosphere 
seemed  just  right,  they  cracked 
their  reserve  and  laughed  and  joked 
just  as  they  had  on.  Earth.  Some- 
times, briefly,  but  undeniably, 
their  eyes  told  each  other  that  the 
old  love  was  vibrating  between 
them.  Then,  when  he  felt  that  he 
had  broken  out  with  longing,  just 
like  the  hives,  so  he  told  himself 
later,  laughing  while  he  felt  like 
crying,  he  had  stepped  toward 
her,  despite  himself,  and  she  had 
stepped  back  to  Cyrano’s  side  if  he 
happened  to  be  there  or  looked 
around  for  him  if  he  wasn’t. 

Every  night  she  was  with  that 
dirty,  uncouth,  big-nosed,  weak- 
chinned,  Adam's-appled,  but 


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IF 


colorful,  strong-minded,  witty, 
vigorous,  talented,  scary  French- 
man. The  virile  frog,  Sam  mut- 
tered. He  could  imagine  him  leap- 
ing, croaking  with  lust,  toward 
the  white,  blackly  outlined, 
curving  figure  of  Livy,  leaping, 
croaking  . . . 

He  shuddered.  This  was  no  good. 
Even  when  he  brought  women  up 
here  secretly — though  he  did  not 
have  to  hide  anything — he-  could 
not  quite  forget  her.  Even  when  he 
chewed  dreamgum  he  could  not 
forget  her.  If  anything,  she  sailed 
into  the  drug-tossed  sea  of  his 
mind  more  strongly,  blown  by  the 
winds  of  desire.  The  good  ship 
Livy , white  sails  bellying  out,  the 
trim  cleancut  curving  hull  . . . 

And  he  heard  her  laughter,  that 
lovely  laughter.  That  seemed  to  be 
the  hardest  thing  to  endure. 

He  walked  away  and  looked  out 
through  the  fore  ports.  He  stood  by 
the  oak  pedestal  and  the  big- 
spoked  riverboat’s  wheel  he  had 
carved.  This  room  was  his  “pilot- 
house” and  the  two  rooms  behind 
made  up  the  “texas.”  The  whole 
building  was  on  the  side  of  the  hill 
nearest  to  the  plain.  It  was  on 
thirty-foot  stilts  and  could  be 
entered  through  a staircase  or 
ladder  (to  use  a nautical  term)  on 
the  starboard  side  or  through  a 
port  directly  from  the  hill  behind 
the  rear  chamber  of  the  texas.  On 
top  of  the  pilothouse  was  a large 
bell,  the  only  metal  bell  in  the 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


world,  as  far  as  he  knew.  As  soon 
as  the  waterclock  in  the  corner 
struck  six,  he  would  clang  the  big 
bell.  And  the  dark  valley  would 
slowly  come  to  life. 

II 

MISTS  still  overhung  The 
River  and  the  edge  of  the 
banks,  but  he  could  see  the  huge 
squat  mushroom  shape  of  the 
grailstone  a mile  and  a half  down 
the  slope  of  the  plain  just  by  the 
water’s  edge.  A moment  later,  he 
saw  a boat,  toy  size,  emerge  from 
the  mists.  Two  figures  jumped  out 
and  pulled  the  dugout  onto  the 
shore,  then  ran  off  to  the  right.  The 
light  from  the  skies  was  bright 
enough  for  Sam  to  see  them, 
though  he  sometimes  lost  them 
when  buildings  intervened.  After 
going  around  the  two-story  pottery 
factory  they  cut  straight  into  the 
hills.  He  lost  them  then  but  it 
seemed  that  they  were  heading  for 
John  Plantegenet’s  log  “palace.” 

So  much  for  the  sentinel  system 
of  Parolando.  Every  quarter  mile 
on  The  River’s  front  was  guarded 
by  a hut  on  thirty-foot  stilts  with 
four  men  on  duty.  If  they  saw  any- 
thing suspicious,  they  were  to  beat 
on  their  drums,  blow  their  bone 
horns  and  light  their  torches. 

Two  men  slipping  out  of  the  fog 
to  carry  news  to  King  John,  ex- 
King  John,  of  England? 

Fifteen  minutes  later  Sam  saw  a 

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shadow  running  between  shadows. 
The  rope  attached  to  the  small  bell 
just  inside  the  entrance  rang.  He 
looked  through  the  starboard 
port.  A white  face  looked  up  at 
him.  Sam’s  own  spy,  William 
Grevel,  famous  wool  merchant, 
citizen  of  London,  died  in  1401  in 
the  Year  Of  Our  Lord.  There  were 
no  sheep  or,  in  fact,  any  mammals 
other  than  man  along  The  River. 
But  the  ex-merchant  had  shown 
great  aptitude  for  espionage,  and 
he  loved  to  stay  up  all  night  and 
skulk  around. 

Sam  beckoned  to  him;  Grevel 
ran  up  the  “ladder”  and  entered 
after  Sam  had  unbarred  the  thick 
oak  door. 

Sam  said,  in  Esperanto,  “ Salu - 
ton,  leutenanto  G revel.  Kio 

estas?** 

(Translation:  “Hello,  Lieutenant 
Grevel.  What’s  the  matter?”) 

Grevel  said,  “ Bonan  matenon , 
Estro.  Ciu  grasa  fripono,  Rego 
Johano,  estas  jus  akceptita  duo 
spionoj.  ** 

(Translation:  “Good  morning. 
Boss.  That  fat  rascal.  King  John, 
has  just  received  two  spies.”) 

Neither  Sam  nor  Grevel  could 
understand  each  other’s  English, 
but  they  got  along  very  well  in  Es- 
peranto, except  now  and  then. 

Sam  grinned.  Bill  Grevel  had  let 
himself  down  from  the  limb  of  an 
irontree,  passing  directly  over  a 
sentry,  and  down  a rope  onto  the 
edge  of  the  roof  of  the  two-story 


building.  He  had  passed  through 
the  bedroom,  where  three  women 
slept,  and  then  crawled  to  the  top 
of  the  staircase.  John  and  his 
spies,  a twentieth-century  Italian 
and  a sixth-century  Hungarian, 
were  at  a table  below  Grevel.  The 
two  had  reported  the  results  of 
their  trip  upRiver.  John  was  fur- 
ious and  justly  so,  from  his  view- 
point. 

Sam,  hearing  Grevel’s  report,  al- 
so became  furious. 

“He  tried  to  assassinate  Arthur 
of  New  Brittany?  What  is  that  man 
trying  to  do,  ruin  all  of  us?” 

He  paced  back  and  forth,  stop- 
ped, lit  a big  cigar  and  began  pac- 
ing again.  Once  he  stopped  to  in- 
vite Grevel  to  a bite  of  cheese  and  a 
glass  of  wine. 

It  was  one  of  the  ironies  of 
Chance  or,  perhaps,  of  the  Ethi- 
cals,  for  who  knew  what  things 
they  arranged,  that  King  John  of 
England  and  the  nephew  he  had 
murdered  most  foully  should  have 
been  located  within  thirty-two 
miles  of  each  other.  Arthur, 
Prince  of  Brittany  of  dead  Earth, 
had  organized  the  peoples  among 
whom  he  found  himself  into  a 
state  he  called  New  Brittany. 
There  were  very  few  old  Bretons  in 
the  ten-mile  long  territory  he 
ruled,  but  that  did  not  matter.  New 
Brittany  it  was. 

It  had  taken  eight  months  be- 
fore Arthur  had  discovered  that  his 
uncle  was  his  neighbor.  He  had 


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IF 


traveled  incognito  to  Parolando 
to  verify  with  his  own  eyes  the 
identity  of  John,  the  uncle  who  had 
slit  his  throat  and  dropped  his 
weighted  body  into  the  Seine. 
Arthur  wanted  to  capture  John 
and  keep  him  alive  for  as  long  as 
possible  under  exquisite  torture. 
Killing  John  would  only  bar  him, 
possibly  forever,  from  getting  his 
revenge.  John,  murdered,  would 
awake  the  next  day  some  place 
thousands  of  miles  away  on  The 
River. 

But  Arthur  had  sent  emissaries 
demanding  that  John  be  given  up 
to  him.  These  demands  had  been 
rejected,  of  course,  though  only 
Sam’s  sense  of  honor  and  his  fear 
of  John,  kept  him  from  agreeing 
to  Arthur's  demands. 

Now  John  had  sent  four  men  to 
assassinate  Arthur.  Two  had  been 
killed;  the  others  had  escaped  with 
minor  wounds.  This  would  mean 
invasion.  Arthur  not  only  had 
wanted  revenge  on  John,  he  would 
like  to  get  possession  of  the 
meteorite  iron. 

'DETWEEN  Parolando  and  New 
-■-^Brittany,  a fourteen-mile 
stretch  of  the  right  bank  of  The 
River  was  known  as  Chernsky's 
Land,  or  in  Esperanto,  ternskujo . 
Chernsky,  a sixteenth-century 
Ukrainian  cavalry  colonel,  had  re- 
fused an  alliance  with  Arthur.  But 
the  nation  immediately  to  New 
Brittany's  north  was  governed  by 


Iyeyasu.  He  was  a powerful  and 
ambitious  person,  the  man  who 
had  established  the  Tokugawa 
Shogunate  in  1600  with  its  capital 
at  Yedo,  later  called  Tokyo.  Sam’s 
spies  said  that  the  Japanese  and 
the  Breton  had  met  six  times. 

Moreover,  just  to  the  north  of 
lyeyasujo  was  Kleomanujo.  This 
was  governed  by  Cleomenes,  a king 
of  Sparta  and  half-brother  to  that 
Leonidas  who  held  the  pass  at 
Thermoplyae.  Cleomenes  had 
met  three  times  with  Iyeyasu  and 
Arthur. 

Just  south  of  Parolando  was  an 
eleven-mile  stretch  called  Publia, 
after  its  king,  Publius  Crassus. 
Publius  had  been  an  officer  in 
Caesar's  cavalry  during  the  Gallic 
campaigns.  He  was  inclined  to  be 
friendly,  although  he  extracted  a 
big  price  for  letting  Sam  cut  down 
his  timber. 

South  of  Publia  was  Tifonujo, 
ruled  by  Tai  Fung,  one  of  Kublai 
Khan's  captains,  killed  on  Earth 
when  he  fell  drunk  off  a horse. 

And  south  of  Tifonujo  was  Soul 
City,  headed  by  El  wood  Hacking 
and  Milton  Firebrass. 

Sam  stopped  and  glared  from 
under  bushy  brows  at  Grevel.  “The 
hell  of  it.  Bill,  is  there  isn’t  much  I 
can  do.  If  I tell  John  1 know  about 
his  trying  to  murder  Arthur,  who 
may  deserve  murder,  for  all  I 
know,  then  John  knows  that  I've 
got  spies  inside  the  house.  And 
he'll  just  deny  everything,  ask  that 


THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


15 


I bring  his  accusers  forth — and  you 
know  what  would  happen  to  them, 
to  you." 

Grevel  paled. 

Sam  said,  “Start  your  blood 
running  again.  I won’t  do  it.  No. 
The  only  thing  to  do  is  to  keep 
quiet  and  watch  for  developments. 
But  I’m  choking  up  to  here  with 
keeping  quiet.  That  man  is  the 
most  despicable  I ever  met— and  if 
you  knew  my  vast  range  of  ac- 
quaintances, including  pub- 
lishers, you  would  feel  the  depth  of 
my  words.” 

“John  could  be  a tax-collector,” 
Grevel  said,  as  if  he  had  plumbed 
the  depths  of  insult.  And  he  had, 
for  him. 

“It  was  a bad  day-when  I had  to 
agree*  to  take  John  on  as  a part- 
ner,” Sam  muttered,  blowing 
out  smoke  as  he  turned  toward 
Grevel.  “But  if  I hadn’t  taken  him 
in,  I’d  have  been  robbed  of  my 
chance  at  the  iron.” 

HE  DISMISSED  Grevel  after 
thanking  him.  The  skies  just 
above  the  mountains  across  The 
River  were  paling.  Soon  the  entire 
vault  would  be  rosy  on  the  edges 
and  blue  above,  but  it  would  be 
some  time  before  the  sun  cleared 
the  mountain.  Before  then,  the 
grailstones  would  be  discharging. 

He  washed  his  face  in  a basin, 
combed  his  thick  bush  of  reddish 
hair  straight  back,  applied  the 
toothpaste  with  the  tip  of  his 


finger  to  his  teeth  and  gums,  and 
spat.  Then  he  fastened  a belt  with 
four  sheaths  and  a bag  dangling 
from  a strap  and  put  it  around  his 
waist.  He  placed  a long  towel 
around  his  shoulders  as  a cape, 
picked  up  a cane  of  oak  shod  with 
iron  and,  with  the  other  hand, 
picked  up  the  grail.  He  went  down 
the  stairs.  The  grass  was  still  wet. 
It  rained  every  night  at  three 
o'clock  for  a half-hour  and  the  val- 
ley did  not  dry  until  after  the  sun 
came  up.  If  it  were  not  for  the 
absence  of  disease  germs  and 
viruses,  half  the  valley’s  humans 
would  have  died  of  pneumonia  and 
flu  long  ago. 

Sam  was  young  and  vigorous 
again,  but  he  still  did  not  like  to 
exercise..  As  he  walked,  he  thought 
of  the  little  railway  he  would  like 
to  build  from  his  house  to  the  edge 
of  The  River.  But  that  would  be  too 
restrictive.  Why  not  build  an  auto- 
mobile with  a motor  that  burned 
wood  alcohol? 

People  began  joining  him;  he 
was  kept  busy  with  “ Saluton /” 
and  “ Bonan  Matenon!”  At  the  end 
of  his  walk,  he  gave  his  grail  to  a 
man  to  put  on  a depression  on  the 
top  of  the  gray  granite  mushroom- 
shaped  rock.  About  six  hundred  of 
the  gray  cylinders  were  placed  in 
the  depression  and  the  crowd  re- 
treated to  a respectful  distance. 
Fifteen  minutes  later,  the  rock 
erupted  with  a roar.  Blue  flames 
soared  twenty-five  feet  high  and 


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IF 


thunder  echoed  from  the  moun- 
tain. The  appointed  grail  keepers 
for  the  day  got  onto  the  rock  and 
passed  the  cylinders  around.  Sam 
took  his  back  to  the  pilothouse, 
wondering  on  the  way  why  he  did 
not  delegate  someone  to  carry  his 
grail  down  for  him.  The  truth  was, 
a man  was  so  dependent  on  the 
grail,  he  just  could  not  trust  it  out 
of  his  sight. 

Back  in  the  house,  he  opened  the 
lid.  In  six  containers  in  snapdown 
racks  were  breakfast  and  various 
goodies. 

The  grail  had  a false  bottom  in 
which  were  concealed  an  energy- 
matter  converter  and  programed 
menus.  This  morning  he  got  bacon 
and  eggs,  toast  with  butter  and 
jam,  a glass  of  milk,  a slice  of 
cantaloupe,  ten  cigarettes,  a 
marihuana  stick,  a cube  of  dream- 
gum,  a cigar  and  a cup  of  some  de- 
licious liqueur. 

He  settled  down  to  eat  with 
gusto  and  got,  instead,  a bad  taste. 
Looking  out  through  the  star- 
board port  (so  he  wouldn't  see  into 
Cyrano’s  door),  he  saw  a youth  on 
his  knees  before  his  hut.  The  fel- 
low was  praying,  his  eyes  closed, 
his  hands  church-steepled.  He  wore 
only  a kilt  and  a spiral  bone  from 
a Riverfish  suspended  by  a 
leather  string  around  his  neck.  His 
hair  was  dark  blond,  his  face  was 
broad  and  his  body  was  muscular. 
But  his  ribs  were  beginning  to 
show. 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


The  praying  man  was  Hermann 
Goering,  a missionary  of  the 
Church  of  the  Second  Chance. 

Sam  swore  and  reared  up  from 
his  chair,  knocking  it  backward, 
picked  it  up  and  moved  his  break- 
fast from  his  desk  to  the  big  round 
table  in  the  center  of  the  room.  The 
fellow  had  spoiled  his  appetite 
more  than  once.  If  there  was  one 
thing  Sam  could  not  stand,  it  was 
an  ex-sinner,  and  Hermann 
Goering  had  sinned  more  than 
most  and  was  now,  by  way  of 
compensation,  holier  than  most. 
Or  so  it  seemed  to  Sam,  though 
Goering  claimed  that  he  was  the 
lowliest  of  the  low — in  a sense. 

Take  your  damned  arrogant 
humility  away,  Sam  had  said.  Or 
at  least  take  it  downwind  . . . 

If  it  had  not  been  for  the  Mag- 
na Carta  which  Sam  had  drawn 
up  (over  King  John’s  protests, 
thus  repeating  history),  Sam 
would  have  kicked  Goering  and 
his  followers  out  long  ago.  Well, 
at  least  a week  ago.  But  the  Carta, 
the  constitution  of  the  state  of 
Parolando,  the  most  democratic 
constitution  in  the  history  of 
mankind,  gave  total  religious 
freedom  and  total  freedom  of 
speech.  Almost  total,  anyway. 
There  had  to  be  some  limitations. 

But  his  own  document  forbade 
Sam  to  stop  the  missionaries  of  the 
Church  of  the  Second  Chance  from 
preaching. 

Yet  if  Goering  continued  to  pro- 

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test,  to  make  speeches,  to  convert 
more  to  his  doctrine  of  pacifist 
resistance  Sam  Clemens  would 
never  get  his  Riverboat.  Her- 
mann Goering  had  made  a symbol 
of  the  boat;  he  said  that  it 
represented  man's  vanity,  greed, 
lust  for  violence  and  disregard  of 
the  Creator’s  designs  for  the  world 
of  man. 

Man  should  not  build  river- 
boats,  he  should  built  more  stately 
mansions  of  the  soul.  All  man 
needed  now  was  a roof  over  his 
head  to  keep  off  the  rain  and  thin 
walls  for  a little  privacy  now  and 
then.  Man  no  longer  had  to  earn 
his  bread  by  the  sweat  of  his  brow. 
His  food  and.drink  were  given  to 
him  with  nothing  expected  in  re- 
turn, not  even  gratitude.  Man  had 
time  to  determine  his  destiny.  But 
man  must  not  transgress  on  oth- 
ers, not  rob  them  of  their  posses- 
sions, their  love  or  their  dignity.  He 
must  respect  others  and  himself. 
But  he  could  not  do  this  through 
delivery,  robbery,  violence,  con- 
tempt. He  must  . . . 

SAM  turned  away.  Goering  had 
some  fine  sentiments  to  which 
Sam  subscribed.  But  Goering  was 
wrong  if  he  thought  that  licking 
the  boots  of  the  people  who  had 
put  them  here  was  going  to  lead  to 
any  Utopia  or  salvation  for  their 
souls.  Humanity  had  been  tricked 
again;  it  was  being  used,  misused 
and  abused.  Everything,  the 


resurrection,  the  rejuvenation, 
freedom  from  disease,  free  food 
and  liquor  and  smokes,  freedom 
from  hard  work  or  economic  neces- 
sity, everything  was  an  illusion,  a 
candy  bar  to  lead  baby  mankind 
into  some  dark  alley 
where  . . . Where  what?  Sam  did 
not  know.  But  The  Mysterious 
Stranger  had  said  that  mankind 
was  being  tricked  in  the  crudest 
hoax  of  all,  even  crueler  than  the 
first  hoax,  that  of  life  on  Earth. 
Man  had  been  resurrected  and  put 
on  this  planet  as  the  subject  of  a 
tremendous  scholarly  study.  That 
was  all.  And  when  the  studies  were 
completed  Man  would  go  down  in- 
to darkness  and  oblivion  once 
more.  Cheated  again. 

But  what  did  the  Stranger  have 
to  gain  by  telling  this  to  certain- 
selected  men?  Why  had  he  chosen  a 
small  number  to  help  him  defeat 
his  fellow  Ethicals?  What  was  the 
Stranger  really  after?  Was  he  ly- 
ing to  Sam  and  Cyrano  and 
Odysseus  and  the  others  whom 
Sam  had  not  yet  met? 

Sam  Clemens  did  not  know.  He 
was  as  much  in  The  Great  Dark  as 
he  had  been  on  Earth.  But  he  did 
know  one  thing  for  certain.  He 
wanted  that  Riverboat. 

The  mists  had  cleared  away; 
breakfast  time  was  over.  He 
checked  the  water  clock  and  then 
rang  the  big  bell  on  the  pilothouse. 
As  soon  as  it  had  ceased  tolling  the 
wooden  whistles  of  the  sergeants 


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IF 


began  shrilling.  Up  and  down  the 
ten-mile  stretch  of  the  Rivervalley 
known  as  Parolando  the  whistles 
shrilled.  Then  the  drums  began  to 
beat  and  Parolando  went  to  work. 

Ill 

THERE  were  17,000  people  in 
the  state  and  the  Riverboat 
would  be  taking  only  one  hundred 
and  twenty.  Twenty  of  these  al- 
ready knew  for  sure  they  would  be 
going.  Sam  and  Joe  Miller,  Lo- 
thar  von  Richthofen,  Van  Boom, 
de  Bergerac,  Odysseus,  three  en- 
gineers and  King  John  and  their 
hutmates,  had  been  promised. 
The  rest  would  know  whether  or 
not  they  had  worked  for  nothing  a 
few  days  before  the  boat  sailed.  At 
that  time,  the  names  would  be  writ- 
ten on  slips  of  paper  and  placed  in- 
side a big  wire  cage.  The  cage 
would  be  whirled  around  and 
around,  and  then  Sam  would  stop 
it,  and,  blindfolded,  would  reach 
in  and  pull  out,  one  after  the  oth- 
er, one  hundred  names.  And  these 
lucky  ones  would  be  the  crew  of  the 
Not  For  Hire. 

The  Not  For  Hire  had  about 
5,000,000  miles  to  travel,  if  The 
Stranger  could  be  believed.  Aver- 
aging about  335  miles  every  twen- 
ty-four hours,  it  would  take  over 
forty-one  years  to  reach  the  end  of 
The  River.  But  it  would  not  aver- 
age that  much,  of  course.  The  crew 
would  have  to  put  into  shore  for 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


extensive  vacations  on  land  and 
there  would  be  repairs  to  be  made. 
In  fact,  the  Riverboat  might  wear 
out,  although  Sam  planned  on 
taking  many  spare  parts.  Once  the 
boat  was  on  its  way  it  could  not  put 
back  for  parts  or  pick  them  up  any- 
where else.  There  would  be  no  met- 
al of  any  consequence  from  this 
place  on. 

It  was  strange  to  think  that  he 
would  be  about  one  hundred  and 
forty  years  old  when  he  got  to  the 
headwaters  of  The  River. 

But  what  was  that  when  he  had 
thousands  of  years  of  youth  to  go? 

He  looked  through  the  bow 
ports.  The  plain  was  full  of  people 
streaming  down  from  the  hills  to 
the  factories.  Behind  him  the  hills 
would  be  alive  with  others  on  their 
way  to  the  factories  in  the  hills. 
And  a small  army  would  be  work- 
ing on  the  big  dam  to  the  north- 
west, near  the  base  of  the  moun- 
tains. A concrete  wall  was  being 
constructed  between  two  steep 
hills  to  dam  up  the  water  flowing 
from  a spring  near  the  top  of  the 
mountain.  When  the  lake  behind 
the  dam  was  full,  its  overflow 
would  be  used  to  drive  electrical 
generators  to  power  the  mills. 

At  present  the  electrical  energy 
needed  came  from  a grailstone.  A 
giant  stepdown  transformer  of 
aluminum  took  the  energy  three 
times  a day,  sent  it  through  brob- 
dingnagian  aluminum  wires  to  a 
two-story  device  known  as  the  ba- 


tacitor.  This  was  a late  twentieth- 
century  electronic  discovery 
that  could  accept  hundreds  of 
kilovolts  in  a hundredth  of  a 
microsecond  and  could  dis- 
charge it  at  any  rate  from  a tenth  of 
a volt  to  one  hundred  kilovolts.  It 
was  the  prototype  of  the  bataci- 
tor  that  would  be  put  on  the  River- 
boat.  At  present  the  energy  was 
chiefly  used  in  a cutting  device 
made  by  van  Boom  that  sliced 
through  the  pieces  of  nickel-iron 
dug  up  on  the  plain — the  energy 
could  also  be  moderated  to  melt 
the  metal.  The  aluminum  for  the 
wires  and  the  batacitor  had  been 
laboriously  and  expensively  made 
from  aluminum,,  silicate  derived 
from  the  clay  under  the  grass  along 
the  base  of  the  mountains.  But  that 
supply  had  run  out  and  now  the 
only  economically  feasible  source 
was  in  Soul  City. 

Sam  sat  down  at  his  desk,  pulled 
out  a drawer  and  removed  a tall 
book  bound  in  fish-bladder  leath- 
er; the  pages  were  bamboo-fiber 
paper.  It  was  his  diary,  The 
Memoirs  of  a Lazarus . For  the 
time  being  he  was  using  mk  made 
of  water  and  tannic  acid  from  oak 
bark  and  carbon  from  finely 
ground  charcoal  in  suspension  to 
write  down  the  day-by-day  hap- 
penings and  his  reflections. 
When  the  technology  of  Parolan- 
do  was  improved  enough  he  would 
use  an  electronic  recorder  that 
van  Boom  had  promised  him. 


He  had  no  sooner  started  writ- 
ing than  the  drums  began  beating. 
The  big  bass  drums  represented 
dashes;  the  small  soprano  drums, 
dots.  The  code  was  Morse;  the  lan- 
guage, Esperanto.  Von  Richthofen 
would  be  landing  soon. 

SAM  stood  up  to  look  out 
again.  A half  a mile  away  was 
the  bamboo  catamaran  on  which 
Lothar  von  Richthofen  had 
sailed  downRiver  only  ten  days 
ago.  Through  the  starboard  ports 
Sam  saw  a squat  figure  with  tawny 
hair  coming  out  of  the  gateway  of 
King  John's  log  palace.  Behind 
him  came  bodyguards  and  syco- 
phants. 

King  John  was  making  sure  that 
von  Richthofen  did  not  give  Sam 
Clemens  any  secret  messages 
from  Elwood  Hacking. 

The  ex-monarch  of  England, 
present  co-ruler  of  Parolando, 
wore  a kilt  with  red  and  black 
checks,  a poncholike  arrange- 
ment of  towels  and  knee-length, 
red-leather  Riverdragon  boots. 
Around  his  thick  waist  was  a wide 
belt  with  a number  of  sheaths  con- 
taining steel  daggers,  a short 
sword  and  a steel  axe.  One  hand 
held  a steel  rod  coronet,  one  of 
many  sources  of  contention  be- 
tween Sam  and  King  John.  Sam 
did  not  want  to  waste  metal  on 
such  useless  anachronisms,  but 
John  had  insisted  and  Sam  had 
given  in. 


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IF 


Sam  found  some  satisfaction  in 
thinking  about  the  name  of  his  lit- 
tle nation.  Parolando  in  Esperanto 
meant  pair  land  and  was  so  called 
because  two  men  governed  it.  But 
Sam  had  not  mentioned  to  John 
that  another  translation  could  be 
Twain  Land. 

John  followed  a hard-dirt  path 
around  a long,  low  factory  build- 
ing and  then  he  was  at  the  foot  of 
the  staircase  of  Sam's  quarters.  A 
bodyguard,  a big  thug  named 
Sharkey,  pulled  the  bell  rope  and 
the  little  bell  tinkled. 

Sam  stuck  his  head  out  and 
shouted,  "‘Come  aboard,  John!” 

John  looked  up  at  him  from  pale 
blue  eyes  and  motioned  to 
Sharkey  to  precede  him.  John  was 
cautious  about  assassins  and  he 
had  reason  to  be.  He  was  also  re- 
sentful about  having  had  to  come 
to  Sam— but  he  had  known  that 
von  Richthofen  would  report  to 
Sam  first. 

Sharkey  entered,  inspected 
Sam's  pilothouse  and  looked 
through  the  three  rooms  of  the  tex- 
as.  Sam  heard  a growl,  as  low  and 
powerful  as  a lion's,  from  the  rear 
bedroom.  Sharkey  came  back 
swiftly  and  closed  the  door. 

Sam  smiled  and  said,  “Joe  Mil- 
ler may  be  sick,  but  he  can  still  eat 
ten  Polish  prizefighters  for  break- 
fast and  call  for  a second  helping.” 

Sharkey  did  not  reply.  He  sig- 
naled through  the  port  that  John 
could  come  up. 

the  fabulous  riverboat 


The  catamaran  was  beached  now 
and  the  tiny  figure  of  von  Richt- 
hofen was  coming  across  the 
plain,  holding  his  grail  in  one  hand 
and  the  wooden  winged  ambas- 
sadorial staff  in  the  other. 
Through  the  other  port  Sam  could 
see  the  lanky  figure  of  de  Berger- 
ac leading  a platoon  toward  the 
south  wall.  Livy  was  not  in  sight. 

John  entered.  Sam  said,  “ Bonan 
matenon,  JohanoV ’ 

It  galled  John  that  Sam  refused 
to  address  him  as  Via  Rega 
Mosto — Your  Majesty — in  pri- 
vate. La  Konsulo — the  Con- 
sul— was  their  correct  title  and 
even  that  came  reluctantly  from 
Sam’s  lips.  Sam  encouraged  oth- 
ers to  call  him  La  Estro>  The  Boss, 
because  that  angered  John  even 
more. 

John  grunted  and  sat  down  at  the 
round  table.  Another  bodyguard, 
a big  dark  proto-Mongolian  with 
massive  bones  and  immensely 
powerful  muscles,  Zaksksromb, 
who  presumably  had  died  about 
30,000  B.C.,  lit  up  a huge  brown 
cigar  for  John.  Zak,  as  he  was 
known,  was  the  strongest  man  in 
Parolando,  with  the  exception  of 
Joe  Miller.  And  it  could  be  argued 
that  Joe  Miller  was  not  a 
man — or,  at  least,  certainly  not 
homo  sapiens. 

SAM  wished  Joe  would  get  out 
of  bed,  because  Zak  made  him 
nervous.  But  Joe  was  sedating 

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himself  with  dreamgum.  Two 
days  ago  a chunk  of  siderite  had 
slipped  from  a crane’s  tongs  as  Joe 
was  passing  beneath  it.  The  op- 
erator swore  it  had  been  an  acci- 
dent, but  Sam  had  his  suspicions. 
John  would  want  to  get  rid  of 
Sam’s  bodyguard,  who  was  incor- 
ruptible and  who  could  scare  off  a 
legion  of  assassins  just  .by  boo- 
ing at  them. 

Sam  puffed  on  his  cigar  and 
said,  “Hear  anything  about  your 
nephew  lately?” 

John  did  not  start,  but  his  eyes 
did  widen  a trifle.  He  looked  at 
Sam  across  the  table. 

“No,  should  1?” 

“1  just  wondered.  I’ve  been 
thinking  about  asking  Arthur 
down  for  a conference.  There’s  no 
reason  why  you  two  should  be  try- 
ing to  kill  each  other.  This  isn't 
Earth,  you  know.  Why  can’t  we 
call  off  old  feuds?  What  if  you  did 
drop  him  off  in  a sack  into  the 
estuary?  Let  bygones  be  by- 
gones. We  could  use  his  wood  and 
we  need  more  limestone  for  calci- 
um carbonate  and  magnesium. 
He's  got  plenty.” 

John  glared,  then  hooded  his 
eyes  and  smiled. 

Tricky  John,  Sam  thought. 
Smooth  John.  Despicable  John. 

“To  get  wood  and  limestone 
we'd  have  to  pay  with  steel  arms,” 
John  said.  “I’m  not  about  to  per- 
mit my  dear  nephew  to  get  his 
hands  on  more  steel.” 


“Just  thought  I’d  broach  the 
subject  to  you,”  Sam  said,  “be- 
cause at  noon — ” 

John  stiffened.  “Yes?” 

“Well,  I thought  I’d  bring  up  the 
subject  to  the  Council.  We  might 
have  a vote  on  it.” 

John  relaxed.  “Oh?” 

Sam  thought.  You  think  you’re 
safe.  You’ve  got  Pedro  Ansurez 
and  Frederick  Rolfe  on  your  side 
and  a five-to-three  vote  in  the 
Council  is  a nay  vote . . 

Once  again  he  contemplated  sus- 
pending the  Magna  Carta  so  that 
things  could  be  done  that  needed  to 
be  done.  But  that  might  mean  civil 
war  and  that  could  mean  the  end  of 
the  dream. 

He  paced  back  and  forth  while 
John  described  in  a loud  voice  and 
sickening  detail  his  latest  con- 
quest of  his  latest  blonde.  Sam 
tried  to  ignore  the  words;  he  still 
got  mad  because  the  man  boasted, 
although  by  now  any  woman  who 
accepted  John  had  only  herself  to 
blame. 

THE  little  bell  tinkled.  Lothar 
von  Richthofen  entered.  He 
was  a well-built  youth  with  long 
blond  hair  and  handsome,  some- 
what Slavic,  features.  He  looked 
like  a less  stocky  and  better  look- 
ing Goering.  The  two  had  known 
each  other  well  during  World  War 
I,  since  both  had  served  under  Bar- 
on Manfred  won  Richthofen,  Lo- 
thar’s  older  brother.  Sam,  of 


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IF 


course,  having  died  in  1910,  knew  Sam  felt  faint.  He  leaned  on  the 
about  the  Great  War  only  by  hear-  table  until  things  came  back  into 
say,  but  Lothar  had  painted  so  focus.  Then  he  said,  "Til  take  a 
many  word  pictures  that  Sam  shot  of  Kentucky  courage  my- 
thought  he  could  visualize  those  self/* 

days.  Lothar  was  a wild,  brash  and  Von  Richthofen  continued.  “It 
essentially  likable  person  but  seems  that  Hacking  isn't  too  hap- 
this  morning  his  smiles  and  his  py  with  the  makeup  of  his  state, 
debonair  bearing  were  gone.  It's  one-fourth  Harlem  blacks  who 

“What's  the  bad  news?"  Sam  died  between  1960  and  1980,  you 
said.  know,  and  one-eighth  eighteenth- 

Lothar  took  the  cup  of  bourbon  century  Dahomeyan  blacks.  But 
that  Sam  offered,  downed  it  and  he  has  a nonblack  population  of 
said,  “Sinjoro  Hacking  has  just  one-fourth  fourteenth-century 
about  finished  putting  up  forti-  Wahhabi  Arabs,  fanatics  who 
fications.  Soul  City  has  walls  still  claim  that  Mohammed  is 
twelve  feet  high  and  ten  thick  on  all  their  prophet  and  they’re  here  just 
fronts.  Hacking  was  nasty  to  me,  for  a short  trial  period.  Then 
very  nasty.  He  called  me  an  ofejo  there  is  the  quarter  that  is  thir- 
and  a honkio , words  new  to  me.  I teenth-century  Asiatic  Indian 
did  not  care  to  ask  him  for  an  ex-  Dravidian,  black-skinned  Cauca- 
planation."  sians,  and  one-eighth  of  people 

“ Ofejo  might  be  from  the  Eng-  from  anywhere  and  anytime.  A 
lish  ofay,”  Sam  said,  “but  I never  slight  majority  of  these  is  twenti- 
heard  the  other  word.  Honkio?”  eth-century." 

“You'll  hear  those  words  a lot  in  Sam  nodded.  Though  the  resur- 
the  future,"  Lothar  said,  “if  you  rected  humanity  consisted  of  per- 
deal  with  Hacking.  And  you  will,  sons  who  lived  from  2,000,000  B.C. 
Hacking  finally  got  down  to  busi-  to  2008  A.D.,  one-fourth  had  been 
ness  after  spewing  out  a torrent  born  after  1899  A. D. 
of  abuse,  mostly  about  my  Nazi  “Hacking  wants  his  Soul  City  to 
ancestors.  I never  heard  of  the  be  almost  entirely  black.  He  said 
Nazis  on  Earth,  you  know,  since  I that  he  had  believed  that  integra- 
died  in  a plane  crash  in  1922.  He  tion  was  possible  when  he  lived  on 
seemed  to  be  angry  about  some-  Earth.  The  young  whites  of  his  day 
thing— maybe  his  anger  had  noth-  were  free  of  the  racial  prejudices 
ing  to  do  with  me  originally.  But  of  their  elders  and  he  had  known 
the  essence  of  his  speech  was  that  hope.  But  there  aren't  too  many  of 
he  might  cut  off  the  bauxite  and  his  former  white  contemporaries 
other  minerals."  in  his  land.  And  the  Wahhabi 

the  fabulous  riverboat 


23 


Arabs  are  driving  him  out  of  his 
mind.  Hacking  became  a Mos- 
lem on  Earth,  did  you  know  that? 
First  he  was  a Black  Muslim,  an 
American  home-grown  variety. 
Then  he  became  a real  Moslem, 
made  a pilgrimage  to  Mecca  and 
was  quite  certain  that  the  Arabs, 
even  if  they  were  white,  were  not 
racists. 

“But  the  massacre  of  the 
Sudanese  blacks  by  the  Sudanese 
Arabs  and  the  history  of  Arabic 
enslavement  of  blacks  disturbed 
him.  Anyway,  these  nineteenth- 
century  Wahhabi  are  not  racists— 
they’re  just  religious  fanatics  and 
too  much  trouble.  He  didn’t  say 
so,  but  1 was  therejen  days  and  I 
saw  enough.  The  Wahhabis  want 
to  convert  Soul  City  to  their  brand 
of  Moslemism  and  if  they  can't  do 
it  peacefully,  they’ll  do  it  bloodily. 
Hacking  wants  to  get  rid  of  them 
and  of  the  Dravidians,  who  seem  to 
regard  themselves  as  superior. 
Anyway,  Hacking  will  continue  to 
furnish  us  bauxite  if  we  will  send 
him  all  our  black  citizens  in  re- 
turn for  his  Wahhabi  and  Dravidi- 
an  citizens.  Plus  an  increased 
amount  of  steel  arms.  Plus  a 
larger  share  in  the  raw  siderite.” 

Sam  groaned.  King  John  spat  on 
the  floor.  Sam  scowled  and  said, 
“ Merdo , Johano!  Not  even  a 
Plantagenet  gobs  on  my  floor! 
Use  the  spittoon  or  get  out!" 

He  forced  himself  to  push  down 
his  rage  and  frustration  as  King 

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John  bristled.  Now  was  not  a time 
to  bring  about  a confrontation. 
The  vainglorious  ex-monarch 
would  never  back  down  on  the 
spitting  issue,  which  was  actually 
trifling. 

Sam  gestured  self-deprecating- 
ly and  said,  “Forget  about  it, 
John.  Spit  all  you  want  to!’’  But  he 
could  not  resist  adding:  “As  long 
as  I have  the  same  privilege  in  your 
house,  of  course.’’ 

JOHN  growled  and  popped  a 
chocolate  into  his  mouth.  He 
used  the  growling,  grinding  voice 
that  indicated  that  he,  too,  was 
very  angry  but  was  imposing  great 
self-control. 

“This  Saracen,  Hacking,  gets 
too  much.  I say  we  have  kissed  his 
black  hand  long  enough.  His  de- 
mands have  slowed  down  the  build- 
ing of  the  ship—’’ 

“Boat,  John,"  Sam  said.  “It’s  a 
boat,  not  a ship." 

“ Boato , smoato.  I say,  let  us 
conquer  Soul  City,  put  the  citizens 
to  the  sword  and  seize  the  min- 
erals. Then  we  will  be  able  to  make 
aluminum  on  the  spot.  In  fact,  we 
could  build  the  boat  there.  And,  to 
make  sure  that  we  are  not  inter- 
fered with  and  have  the  wood 
needed,  we  should  conquer  all  the 
states  between  us  and  Soul  City." 
Powermad  John. 

Yet,  Sam  was  inclined  to  think 
that  he  might,  for  once,  be  right.  In 
a month  or  so  Parolando  would 


IF 


have  the  weapons  that  would  en- 
able it  to  do  just  what  John  was 
proposing.  Except  that  Publia 
was  friendly  and  their  bills  were 
not  high,  and  Tifonujo,  though  it 
demanded  much,  had  permitted 
itself  to  be  stripped  of  trees.  It  was 
possible  that  both  states  planned 
to  use  the  nickel-iron  they  got  for 
their  wood  to  make  weapons  so 
that  they  could  attack  Parolando. 

The  savages  across  The  River 
were  probably  planning  the  same 
thing. 

“I’m  not  through,"  von 
Richthofen  said.  '‘Hacking  made 
his  demands  about  the  trading  of 
citizens  on  a one-to-one  basis.  But 
he  won’t  come  to  any  agreement 
unless  we  send  a black  to  deal  with 
him.  He  says  he  was  insulted  when 
you  sent  me,  since  I’m  a Prussian 
and  a Junker  to  boot.  But  he’ll 
overlook  that,  since  we  didn’t 
know  any  better,  if  we  send  him  a 
member  of  the  Council  the  next 
time.  One  who’s  black." 

Sam’s  cigar  almost  fell  out. 

"We  don’t  have  a black  Coun- 
cilman." 

"Exactly.  What  Hacking  is  say- 
ing is  that  we  had  better  elect  one." 

John  passed  both  hands  through 
his  shoulder-length  tawny  hair  and 
then  stood  up.  His  pale  blue  eyes 
were  fiery  under  the  lion-colored 
eyebrows. 

"This  Saracen  thinks  he  can  tell 
us  how  to  conduct  our  internal  af- 
fairs. I say,  war!" 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


Sam  said,  "Now,  just  a minute. 
Your  Majesty.  You  have  good  rea- 
son to  be  mad,  as  the  old  farmer 
said — then  fell  in.  But  the  truth 
is,  we  can  defend  ourselves  quite 
well — but  we  cannot  invade  and 
occupy  any  large  territory." 

"Occupy?"  John  shouted.  "We 
will  slaughter  half  and  chain  the 
other  half!" 

"The  world  changed  much  after 
you  died,  John — uh.  Your  Majesty. 
Admittedly  there  are  other  forms 
of  slavery  than  the  outright  form, 
but  I don’t  want  to  get  into  an 
argument  about  definitions. 
There  is  no  use  making  a fuss,  as 
the  fox  said  to  the  hens.  We  just  ap- 
point another  Councilman,  pro 
tern.  And  we  send  him  to  Hack- 
ing." 

"There  is  no  provision  in  the 
Magna  Carta  for  a pro  tem  Coun- 
cilman," Lothar  said. 

"We  change  the  Carta,"  Sam 
said. 

"That’ll  take  a popular  elec- 
tion." 

John  snorted  disgust.  He  and 
Sam  Clemens  had  gone  through 
too  many  blazing  arguments 
about  the  rights  of  the  people. 
Sam  held  firm  on  these  points,  and 
Sam  was  La  Estro , The  Boss,  to 
the  greatest  number  of  citizens, 
even  if  the  two  Consuls  theoreti- 
cally held  equal  powers. 

"There’s  one  other  thing,’’ 
Lothar  said,  still  smiling  but  with 
an  exasperated  note  in  his  voice. 


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44 Hacking  asks  that  Firebrass  be 
allowed  to  visit  here  for  a tour  of 
inspection.  Firebrass  is  especially 
interested  in  seeing  our  airplane.” 

JOHN  sputtered.  “He  asks  if  we 
care  if  he  sends  a spy!" 

“I  don't  know,"  Sam  said. 
“Firebrass  is  Hacking's  chief  of 
staff.  He  might  get  a different  idea 
of  us.  He’s  an  engineer— I think 
he  had  a Ph.D.,  too,  in  physics.  I've 
heard  about  him.  What  did  you 
find  out,  Lothar?” 

“He  impressed  me  very  much," 
von  Richthofen  said.  "He  was 
bom  in  nineteen  seventy-four  in 
Syracuse,  New  York.  His  father 
was  black  and  his  mother  was  half  - 
Irish  and  half-Iroquois  Indian. 
He  was  in  the  second  party  to  land 
on  Mars  and  the  first  to  orbit 
Jupiter—" 

Sam  was  thinking,  men  really 
did  that.  Landed  on  the  Moon  and 
then  Mars.  Right  out  of  Jules 
Verne  and  Frank  Reade,  Jr.  Fan- 
tastic, yet  no  more  fantastic  than 
this  world.  Or,  indeed,  than  the 
mundane  world  of  1910.  None  of 
it  could  be  explained  in  a manner 
to  satisfy  any  reasonable  man.  It 
was  all  incredible. 

“We'll  put  it  up  to  the  Council, 
today,  John,"  Sam  said.  “If  you 
have  no  objection.  We'll  have  a 
general  election  on  the  pro  tern 
Councilman.  I personally  favor 
Uzziah  Cawber." 

“Cawber  was  a slave,  wasn't 


he?"  Lothar  said.  “ I don't  know. 
Hacking  said  he  didn't  want  any 
Uncle  Toms  sent." 

Once  a slave , always  a slave , 
Sam  thought.  Even  when  a slave 
revolts , kills  and  is  killed  as  a pro- 
test against  his  slavery -resur- 
rected, he  still  does  not  think  of 
himself  as  a free  man . He  was 
born  and  raised  in  a world  soaked 
with  the  rotten  essence  of  slave- 
dom  and  every  thought  he  thinks , 
every  move  he  makes , is  stained 
with  slavery , subtly  altered  with 
slavery.  Cawber  was  born  in  1841 
in  Montgomery , Alabama.  He  was 
taught  to  read  and  write.  He  served 
in  the  house  of  his  master  as  his 
secretary.  He  killed  his  master's 
son  in  1863,  escaped  and  went 
West  and  became  a cowboy , of  all 
tnings,  and  then  a miner.  He  was 
killed  with  a Sioux  spear  in  1876 ; 
the  ex-slave  killed  by  a man  about 
to  become  a stave . Cawber  is  de- 
lighted with  this  world — or  claims 
to  be — because  no  man  can  en- 
slave him  here  or  keep  him  en- 
slaved. But  he  is  the  slave  of  his 
own  mind  and  of  the  reactions  of 
his  nerves.  Even  when  he  holds  his 
head  high  he  will  jump  if  some- 
body cracks  a whip  and  his  head 
will  bow  before  he  can  stop  it  ..  . 

Why,  oh,  why,  had  man  been 
brought  back  to  life?  Men  and 
women  were  ruined  by  what  had 
happened  on  Earth  and  they 
would  never  be  able  to  undo  the 
damage.  The  Second  Chancers 


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IF 


claimed  a man  could  change,  en- 
tirely change.  But  the  Second 
Chancers  were  a pack  of  dream- 
gummers. 

“If  Hacking  calls  Cawber  an 
Uncle  Tom,  Cawber  will  kill 
him,”  Sam  said.  “I  say,  let’s  send 
him.” 

John’s  tawny  eyebrows  rose. 
Sam  knew  what  he  was  thinking. 
Perhaps  he  could  use  Cawber, 
one  way  or  another. 

Sam  looked  at  the  waterclock. 
“Time  for  the  inspection  tour. 
Care  to  come  along,  John?  I’ll  be 
with  you  in  a minute,”  and  he  sat 
down  at  his  desk  to  make  a few 
more  entries  in  his  diary. 

That  gave  John  the  chance  to 
leave  first,  as  befitted  the  ex-Kiftg 
of  England  and  a good  part  of 
France.  Sam  thought  it  was  ridicu- 
lous to  worry  about  who  preceded 
whom,  yet  he  disliked  John  so 
much  he  could  not  bear  to  let  him 
gain  even  this  minor  victory. 
Rather  than  argue  about  it,  or  just 
walk  out  ahead  of  him,  and  so 
cause  John  to  throw  a fit,  he  pre- 
tended he  had  work  to  do. 

IV 

SAM  caught  up  with  the  group, 
which  included  the  six  Council- 
men,  just  outside  the  nitric-acid 
factory.  They  went  through  the 
factories  swiftly.  The  stinks 
emanating  from  the  nitric  and  sul- 


furic acids,  from  the  destructive 
distillation  of  wood  to  make 
alcohol,  acetone,  creosote,  turpen- 
tine and  acetic  acid,  the  for- 
maldehyde vats  and  the  treatment 
of  human  excrement  and  lichen 
scraped  off  the  mountains  to 
extract  potassium  nitrate — these, 
combined,  were  enough  to  make  a 
hyena  lose  its  breakfast.  They 
were  roasted  and  deafened  in  the 
steel  mill  and  the  grinding  mills 
and  the  forges  and  blacksmith 
shops.  They  were  covered  with  a 
white  dust  in  the  limestone  mills 
and  magnesium  factory.  In  the 
aluminum  factory  they  were  again 
roasted,  deafened — and  stunk  out. 

The  gunsmith  shop  up  in  the  hills 
was  not  operating  at  the  moment. 
Except  for  distant  noises,  it  was 
quiet.  But  it  was  not  beautiful.  The 
earth  had  been  dug  up,  the  trees  cut 
down  and  smoke  from  the  fac- 
tories up  the  River  was  black  and 
acrid  along  the  mountains. 

Van  Boom,  the  late  twentieth- 
century,  half  Zulu,  half  Afrikaans 
chief  engineer,  met  them.  He  was 
a handsome  man  with  a dark 
bronze  skin  and  curly  hair.  He 
stood  about  six-three  and  weighed 
about  two  hundred  and  fifty.  He 
had  been  born  in  1976  in  a ditch 
during  The  Bloody  Years. 

He  greeted  them  cordially 
enough  (he  liked  Sam  and  toler- 
ated John),  but  he  did  not  smile  as 
usual. 

“It’s  ready,”  he  said,  “but  I 

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THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


want  my  objections  recorded.  It's 
a nice  toy  and  makes  a lot  of  noise 
and  looks  impressive  and  will  kill 
a man.  But  it's  wasteful  and  in- 
efficient." 

"You  make  it  sound  like  a Con- 
gressman," Sam  said. 

Van  Boom  led  them  into  the  high 
doorway  of  the  bamboo  building, 
where  a steel  handgun  lay  on  a 
table.  Van  Boom  picked  it  up  and 
even  in  his  big  hand  the  gun  was 
huge.  He  strode  past  the  others 
and  out  into  the  light  of  the  sun. 
Sam  was  exasperated.  He  had 
held  out  his  hand  for  the  gun  and 
the  fellow  had  ignored  him.  If  Van 
Boom  intended  to  demonstrate  it 
outside,  why  hadn’t  he  said  so  in 
the  first  place?  

"Engineers,"  Sam  muttered. 
Then  he  shrugged.  You  might  as 
well  hit  a Missouri  mule  between 
the  eyes  with  your  pinkie  as  try  to 
change  Van  Boom’s  ways. 

Van  Boom  held  up  the  gun  so 
that  the  sunshine  twinkled  against 
the  silvery  gray  metal.  "This  is  the 
Mark  I pistol,"  he  said.  "Called  so 
because  The  Boss  invented  it." 

Sam’s  anger  melted  like  ice  in  a 
Mississippi  River  thaw. 

"It’s  a breech-loading,  single- 
shot, flintlock  hand  weapon  with  a 
rifled  barrel  and  a breakdown 
action." 

He  held  the  gun  in  his  right  hand 
and  said,  "You  load  it  so.  You 
press  forward  the  lock  switch  on 
the  left  side  of  the  barrel.  This  re- 


leases the  breech  lock.  You  then 
press  down  the  barrel  with  the  left 
hand.  This  action  forces  the  trig- 
ger guard  into  the  grip,  where  the 
guard  acts  as  a lever  to  cock  the 
hammer." 

He  reached  into  a bag  strapped 
to  his  belt  and  removed  a large 
brown  hemispherical  object. 
"This  is  a bakelite  or  phenol-for- 
maldehyde-resin  bullet.  It  is  sixty 
caliber.  You  press  the  bullet,  so, 
until  it  engages  the  lands  of  the 
barrel." 

He  removed  from  his  bag  a shiny 
package  with  black  contents. 

"This  is  a charge  of  black  gun- 
powder wrapped  in  cellulose  ni- 
trate. Some  time  in  the  future^ 
we’ll  have  cordite  instead  of  gun- 
powder. If  we  use  this  gun,  that  is. 
Now,  I insert  the  load  into  the 
chamber  with  the  primer  end  first. 
The  primer  is  a twist  of  nitrate 
paper  impregnated  with  gun- 
powder. Then  I lift  the  barrel  with 
my  left  hand,  thus,  locking  it  into 
place.  The  Mark  I is  now  ready  to 
fire.  But,  for  emergency,  if  the 
primer  does  not  ignite,  you  can 
pour  priming  powder  into  the 
touchhole  just  forward  of  the  rear 
sight.  In  case  of  misfire,  the  gun 
may  be  cocked  with  the  right 
thumb.  Note  that  this  flash  vent  on 
the  right  side  of  the  action  shield 
protects  the  shooter’s  face." 

A MAN  had  brought  out  a large 
wooden  target  and  had  inserted 


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IF 


it  in  a frame  on  four  legs.  The  tar- 
get was  about  twenty  yards  away. 
Van  Boom  turned  toward  it,  held 
out  the  gun,  clenched  both  hands 
and  sighted  along  the  front  and 
rear  sights. 

“Get  behind  me,  gentlemen," 
he  said.  "The  heat  of  the  passage 
through  the  air  will  burn  off  the 
surface  of  the  bullet  and  leave  a 
thin  trail  of  smoke  which  you  may 
be  able  to  see.  The  plastic  bullet 
has  to  be  of  such  large  caliber  be- 
cause of  its  light  weight.  But  this 
increases  the  wind  resistance.  If 
we  decide  to  use  this  gun — which  I 
definitely  am  against — we  might 
increase  the  caliber  to  .75  in  the 
Mark  II.  The  effective  range  is 
about  fifty  yards,  but  the  accuracy 
is  not  good  beyond  thirty  yards 
and  nothing  to  brag  about  within 
that  range." 

The  flint  was  in  the  hammer. 
When  Van  Boom  would  pull  the 
trigger,  the  hammer  would  fall 
and  scrape  along  the  file-like  sur- 
face of  the  frizzen.  The  frizzen  cov- 
ered the  priming  pan  and  should  be 
knocked  forward  by  the  flint,  un- 
covering the  primer  twist  of  the 
powder  charge. 

There  was  a click  as  the  sear  let 
the  hammer  go,  a flash  as  the 
primer  twist  burned  —and  a boom- 
ing. The  click-flash-boom  took  al- 
most as  long  as  it  would  take  to  say 
each  word  and  Van  Boom  had  had 
time  between  the  click  and  the 
boom  to  bring  the  gun  back  into 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


line  after  it  had  been  jarred  away 
by  the  impact  of  the  heavy  ham- 
mer and  flint. 

The  bullet  did  leave  a very  faint 
trail  of  smoke,  quickly  dissipated 
by  the  fifteen-mile-an-hour  wind. 
Sam,  looking  past  Van  Boom's 
arm,  could  see  the  bullet  curve  out 
and  then  back,  carried  by  the 
wind.  But  Van  Boom  must  have 
been  practicing,  because  the  bullet 
struck  near  the  bull's  eye.  It  went 
halfway  into  the  soft  pine, 
shattered  and  left  a large  hole  in 
the  wood. 

"The  bullet  won't  penetrate 
deeply  into  a man,"  Van  Boom 
said,  "but  it  will  leave  a large  hole. 
And  if  it  hits  near  bone,  the  frag- 
ments should  break  the  bone." 

The  next  hour  was  spent  busily 
and  happily  with  the  Consuls  and 
Councilmen  taking  turns  shooting. 
King  John  was  especially  delighted, 
though  perhaps  a little  awed,  be- 
cause he  had  never  seen  a gun  be- 
fore. His  first  experience  with  gun- 
powder had  come  several  years 
after  he  had  been  resurrected  and 
he  had  seen  only  bombs  and  wood- 
en rockets. 

At  last  Van  Boom  said,  "If  you 
keep  up,  gentlemen,  you  will 
exhaust  our  supply  of  bullets — and 
it  takes  a lot  of  labor  and  materials 
to  make  these  bullets.  Which  is  one 
reason  why  I object  to  making 
any  more.  My  other  reasons  are: 
one,  the  gun  is  accurate  only  at 
close  range;  two,  it  takes  so  long  to 

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load  and  shoot  that  a good  bow- 
man could  drop  three  pistol 
handlers  while  they’re  loading  and 
stay  outside  the  effective  range  of 
the  guns.  Moreover,  a plastic 
bullet  isn’t  recoverable,  whereas 
an  arrow  is.” 

Sam  said,  “That’s  a lot  of  non- 
sense! The  mere  fact  that  we  would 
have  these  guns  would  demon- 
strate our  technological  and  mili- 
tary superiority.  We’d  scare  the 
enemy  half  to  death  before  the 
battle  started.  Also,  you  forget 
that  it  takes  a long  time  to  train  a 
good  bowman,  but  anyone  can 
shoot  one  of  these  after  a rela- 
tively short  lesson.” 

“True,”  Van  Boom  said.  “But 
could  they  hit  anyone?  Besides,  I 
was  thinking  of  making  steel 
crossbows.  They  can’t  be  handled 
as  fast  as  longbows,  but  they  don’t 
require  any  more  training  than 
guns  do  and  the  bolts  are  recover- 
able. And  they’re  a hell  of  a lot 
more  deadly  than  these  noisy 
stinking  gadgets.” 

“No  sir,”  Sam  said.  “No,  sir.  1 
insist  that  we  make  at  least  two 
hundred  of  these.  We’ll  outfit  a 
new  group,  the  Parolando  Pisto- 
leers.  They’ll  be  the  terror  of  The 
River — you  watch  them;  you’ll 
see!” 

FOR  a change  King  John  was 
on  Sam’s  side.  He  stated  that 
the  first  two  pistols  should  go  to 
Sam  and  to  himself  and  the  next 


dozen  to  their  bodyguards.  Then 
the  new  group  could  be  organized 
and  trained. 

Sam  was  grateful  for  the  back- 
ing, but  he  told  himself  to  check  on 
the  men  who  formed  the  Pis- 
toleers.  He  did  not  want  it  made  up 
largely  of  men  loyal  to  John. 

Van  Boom  made  no  effort  to 
hide  his  disgust.  “I’ll  tell  you 
what.  I’ll  take  a good  yew  bow  and 
twelve  arrows  and  stand  fifty  yards 
away.  At  a signal  all  eight  of  you 
can  advance  on  me,  firing  at  will 
with  your  Mark  I’s— and  I’ll  drop 
all  eight  of  you  before  you  get  close 
enough  to  hit  me.  Is  it  a deal?  I’m 
willing  to  lay  my  life  on  the  line.” 

“Don’t  be  childish,”  Sam  said. 

Van  Boom  rolled  his  eyes  up- 
ward. “7’m  childish?  You're  jeo- 
pardizing Parolando — and  your 
boat — because  you  want  guns  to 
play  with!” 

“Just  as  soon  as  the  guns  are 
made  you  can  start  making  all  the 
bows  you  want,’’  Sam  said. 
“Look!  We’ll  make  armor,  too,  for 
the  Pistoleers!  That  should  dis- 
pose of  your  objections!  Why 
didn’t  I think  of  that  before?  Why, 
our  men  will  be  dressed  up  in  steel 
that’ll  repel  the  Stone  Age  weap- 
ons of  the  enemy  as  if  they  were 
straws.  Let  the  enemy  shoot  his 
yew  bows  with  his  flint-tipped  ar- 
rows. They’ll  bounce  off  the  steel 
and  the  Pistoleers  can  take  their 
time  and  blow  the  enemy  into  the 
next  county!” 


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IF 


“You  forget  that  we’ve  had  to 
barter  our  ore  and  even  metal  wea- 
pons for  wood  and  other  materials 
we  need,”  Van  Boom  said.  “The 
enemy  will  have  arrows  with  steel 
tips  that  can  drive  through  armor. 
Don’t  forget  Crecy  and  Agin- 
court.” 

“There’s  just  no  dealing  with 
you,”  Sam  said.  “You  must  be 
half  Dutch — you’re  so  stubborn.” 

“If  your  thinking  is  representa- 
tive of  the  thinking  of  white  men, 
then  I’m  glad  I’m  half  Zulu,”  Van 
Boom  said. 

“Don’t  get  huffy,”  Sam  replied. 
“Congratulations  on  the  gun.  Tell 
you  what,  we'll  call  it  the  Van 
Boom-Mark  I.  How’s  that?” 

“I’d  just  as  soon  not  have  my 
name  attached  to  it,”  the  engineer 
said.  “So  be  it.  I’ll  make  your  two 
hundred  guns.  But  I’d  like  to  make 
an  improved  version.  You  know, 
the  Mark  II  we  talked  about?” 

“Let's  make  two  hundred  of 
these  first,  then  we’ll  start  on  the 
Mark  II,”  Sam  said.  “We  don't 
want  to  mess  around  so  long  try- 
ing to  get  the  perfect  weapon  that 
we  suddenly  find  we  don't  have  any 
at  all.  Still — ” 

He  talked  for  a while  about  the 
Mark  II.  He  had  a passion  for 
mechanical  gadgets.  On  Earth  he 
had  invented  a number  of  things, 
all  of  which  were  going  to  make 
him  a fortune.  And  there  was  the 
Paige  typesetting  machine,  into 
which  he  had  sunk — and  it  had 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


sunk — all  the  wealth  he  had  made 
from  his  books. 

Sam  thought  of  the  typesetting 
monster  and  how  that  wonderful 
contraption  had  bankrupted  him. 
For  a second,  Paige  and  Van 
Boom  were  one  and  he  felt  guilty 
and  a little  panicky. 

VAN  BOOM  next  complained 
about  the  materials  and  the  la- 
bor put  into  the  AM  P-1,  their  aeri- 
al machine  prototype.  Sam  ig- 
nored him.  He  went  with  the  oth- 
ers to  the  hangar,  which  was  on  the 
plains  about  a mile  north  of  Sam’s 
quarters.  The  plains  had  been  left 
undisturbed  in  front  of  the  bamboo 
hangar  so  that  the  plane,  when  it 
flew,  would  have  a narrow  landing 
strip.  The  craft  was  only  partly 
finished  but  would  look  almost  as 
skeletal  and  frail  when  ready  to  fly 
as  it  did  now. 

“It's  similar  to  some  of  the 
planes  built  in  nineteen-ten,”  von 
Richthofen  said.  “I'll  be  exposed 
from  my  waist  up  when  I sit  in  the 
cockpit.  The  whole  machine  looks 
more  like  a metal  dragonfly  than 
anything  else.  The  main  object  is  to 
test  out  the  efficiency  of  the  wood- 
alcohol-burning  motor  and  our 
materials.” 

Von  Richthofen  promised  that 
the  first  flight  would  be  made  with- 
in three  weeks.  He  showed  Sam  the 
plans  for  the  rocket  launchers 
to  be  mounted  under  the  wings. 
“The  plane  can  carry  about  six 

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rockets,  but  it’ll  mostly  be  good 
only  for  scouting.  It  won’t  go  fast- 
er than  forty  miles  an  hour  against 
the  wind.  But  it'll  be  fun  flying  it.” 

Sam  was  disappointed  that  the 
plane  wasn’t  a two-seater.  He  had 
never  flown.  But  von  Richthofen 
said  the  next  prototype  would  be  a 
two-seater  and  Sam  would  be  his 
first  passenger. 

‘‘After  you’ve  tested  it  out,” 
Sam  said.  He  expected  John  to 
protest  about  this  and  to  insist  that 
he  be  taken  up  first.  But  evidently 
John  was  not  too  eager  to  fly. 

The  last  stop  was  at  the  boat- 
yard, located  halfway  between  the 
hangar  and  Sam’s  house.  The  craft 
within  the  pine-log  enclosure 
would  be  completed  within  a week. 
The  Firedragon  I was  the  amphi- 
bious prototype  of  the  boat  that 
would  be  the  launch  for  the  big 
boat.  It  was  a beautiful  machine, 
made  of  thick  magnalium,  about 
thirty-two  feet  long,  shaped  like  a 
U.S.  Navy  cruiser  with  wheels, 
with  three  turrets  on  its  sleek  top 
deck.  It  was  powered  by  steam, 
burned  wood  alcohol,  could  oper- 
ate in  water  or  on  land,  carried  a 
crew  of  eleven  and  was,  so  Sam 
declared,  invincible. 

He  patted  the  cold  gray  hull  and 
said,  “Why  should  we  worry  about 
having  bowmen?  Or  having 
anything  but  this?  This  juggernaut 
could  crush  a kingdom  all  by  itself. 
It  has  a steampowered  cannon  the 
like  of  which  the  world.  Earth  or 


this  planet,  has  never  seen.  That  is 
why  it  is  steamdriven  and  why  it 
has  such  a huge  boiler.” 

All  in  all,  the  tour  had  made  him 
happy.  It  was  true  that  the  plans 
for  the  great  Riverboat  had  barely 
been  started.  But  those  took  time. 
It  was  vital  that  the  state  be  well 
protected  at  first,  and  just  making 
the  preparations  was  fun.  He 
rubbed  his  hands  and  puffed  on  a 
new  cigar,  drawing  the  green 
smoke  deeply  into  his  lungs. 

And  then  he  saw  Livy. 

He  beloved  Livy,  sick  for  so 
many  years,  and  dead,  finally,  in 
Italy,  in  1904. 

Restored  to  life  and  youth  and 
beauty,  but  not,  alas,  to  him. 

SHE  was  walking  toward  him, 
carrying  her  grail  by  its  han- 
dle, wearing  a white,  scarlet-edged 
kilt  that  came  halfway  down  her 
thighs  and  a thin  white  scarf  for  a 
bra.  She  had  a fine  figure,  good 
legs,  handsome  features.  Her 
forehead  was  broad  and  satiny 
white.  Her  eyes  were  large  and 
luminous.  Her  lips  were  full  and 
shapely;  her  smile,  attractive;  her 
teeth,  small  and  very  white.  She 
customarily  wore  her  dark  hair 
parted,  combed  down  smooth  in 
front  but  twisted  into  a figure 
eight  in  the  back.  Behind  an  ear  she 
wore  one  of  the  giant  crimson  rose- 
like  blooms  that  grew  from  the 
vines  on  the  irontrees.  Around  her 
neck  was  a necklace  made  of  the 


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IF 


convoluted  red  vertebrae  of  the 
hornfish. 

Sam's  heart  felt  as  if  it  were 
being  licked  by  a cat. 

She  swayed  as  she  walked  to- 
ward him  and  her  breasts  bounced 
beneath  the  semiopaque  fabric. 
Here  was  his  Livy,  who  had  always 
been  so  modest,  had  worn  heavy 
clothes  from  the  neck  down  to  the 
ankle  and  had  never  undressed 
before  him  in  the  light.  Now  she 
reminded  him  of  the  half-naked 
women  of  the  Sandwich  Islands 
and  he  felt  uneasy.  He  knew  why. 
His  queasiness  among  the  natives 
had  been  as  much  due  to  their  un- 
wanted attraction  for  him  as 
repulsion,  each  feeling  dependent 
on  the  other  and  having  nothing  to 
do  with  the  natives. 

Livy  had  had  a puritanical  up- 
bringing but  she  had  not  been 
ruined  by  it.  On  Earth  she  had 
learned  to  drink  and  to  like  beer, 
had  even  smoked  a few  times  and 
had  become  an  infidel  or,  at  least, 
a great  doubter.  She  had  even 
tolerated  his  constant  swearing  and 
had  let  loose  with  a few  blisterers 
herself  if  the  girls  were  not  around. 
The  accusations  that  she  had 
censored  his  books  and  so  emas- 
culated them  were  off  the  target. 
He  had  done  most  of  the  censoring 
himself. 

Yes,  Livy  had  always  shown 
adaptability. 

Too  much.  Now,  after  twenty 
years  of  absence  from  him,  she  had 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


fallen  in  love  with  Cyrano  de  Ber- 
gerac. And  Sam  had  the  uneasy 
feeling  that  that  wild  Frenchman 
had  awakened  in  her  something 
that  Sam  might  have  awakened  if 
he  had  not  been  so  inhibited 
himself.  But  after  these  years  on 
The  River  and  the  chewing  of  a 
certain  amount  of  dreamgum  he 
had  lost  many  of  his  own  inhibi- 
tions. 

It  was  too  late  for  him. 

Unless  Cyrano  left  the  scene  . . . 

“Hello,  Sam,"  she  said  in  En- 
glish. “How  are  you  on  this  fine 
day?" 

“Every  day  is  fine  here,"  he  said. 
“You  can't  even  talk  about  the 
weather,  let  alone  do  anything 
about  it." 

She  had  a beautiful  laugh. 
“Come  along  with  me  to  the 
grailstone,"  she  said.  “It's  almost 
time  for  lunch." 

Every  day  he  swore  not  to  come 
near  her  because  to  do  so  hurt  too 
much.  And  every  day  he  took 
advantage  of  the  smallest  chance  to 
get  as  close  to  her  as  he  could. 

“Jim-dandy,"  he  said.  “Come 
along.  How's  Cyrano?" 

“Oh,  very  happy  because  he's 
finally  going  to  get  a rapier. 
Bildron,  the  swordsmith,  prom- 
ised that  he'd  have  the  first 
one— after  yours  and  the  other 
Councilmen's,  of  course.  He'd 
taken  so  long  to  reconcile  him- 
self to  the  fact  that  he  would  never 
hold  a metal  sword  in  his  hand 

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again.  Then  he  heard  about  the 
meteroite  and  came  here — and 
now  the  greatest  swordsman  in 
the  world  will  have  a chance  to 
show  everybody  that  his  reputa- 
tion wasn’t  a lie,  as  some  say.” 

“Now  Livy,”  he  said.  “I  didn’t 
say  people  had  lied  about  his  repu- 
tation. 1 said  that  maybe  they 
exaggerated  some.  I still  don’t  be- 
lieve that  story  about  his  holding 
off  two  hundred  swordsmen  all  by 
himself.” 

“The  fight  at  the  Porte  de  Nesle 
was  authentic!  And  it  wasn’t  two 
hundred,  you’re  the  one  pumping 
it  up,  Sam,  just  as  you  always  do. 
There  was  a crowd  of  hired  thugs 
that  could  have  been  a hundred  or 
might  just  as  well  tiave  been.  Even 
if  there  had  been  only  twenty-five, 
the  fact  is  that  Cyrano  attacked 
them  all  single-handed  to  save  his 
friend,  the  Chevalier  de  Lignieres 
—he  killed  two  and  wounded  sev- 
en and  ran  the  rest  of  them  off. 
That  is  God’s  truth!” 

“I  don't  want  to  get  into  an 
argument  about  the  merits  of  your 
man,”  he  said.  “Or  about  any- 
thing. Let’s  just  talk  like  we  used  to 
when  we  had  so  much  fun— before 
you  got  sick.” 

She  stopped,  her  face  grim. 

“I  always. knew  you  resented 
my  illness,  Sam.” 

“No,  that  wasn't  it,”  he  said.  “I 
think  1 felt  guilty  that  you  were 
sick,  as  if  somehow  I were  to 
blame.  But  1 never  hated  you  for 

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it.  I hated  myself  if  I hated  any- 

yy 

one. 

“I  didn’t  say  you  hated  me,”  she 
said.  “1  said  you  resented  my  ill- 
ness and  you  showed  it  in  many 
ways.  Oh,  you  may  have  thought 
you  were  always  noble  and  gentle 
and  loving — and  most  of  the  time 
you  were — you  really  were.  But 
there  were  enough  times  when  you 
looked,  you  spoke,  you  muttered, 
you  gestured — how  can  I describe 
exactly  how  you  were?  I can’t,  but 
I knew  you  resented  me,  some- 
times loathed  me,  because  1 was 
sick.” 

“I  didn’t!”  he  cried  so  loudly 
that  a number  of  people  stared. 

“Why  argue  about  it?”  she  said. 
“Whether  you  did  or  not  doesn't 
matter  now.  I loved  you  then  and  1 
still  do,  in  a way.  But  not  as  I did.” 

He  was  silent  during  the  rest  of 
the  walk  across  the  plain  to  the  big 
mushroom-shaped  stone.  The 
cigar  tasted  like  burning  skunk 
cabbage. 

Cyrano  was  not  present.  He  was 
superintending  the  building  of  a 
section  of  the  wall  which  would 
eventually  guard  the  shore  of  The 
River.  Sam  was  glad.  It  was  dif- 
ficult enough  for  him  to  see  Livy 
alone  but  when  she  was  with  the 
Frenchman,  he  could  not  endure 
his  thoughts. 

In  silence,  he  and  Livy  parted. 

A BEAUTIFUL  woman  with 
lovely,  honey-colored  hair  ap- 

IF 


proached  him  and  he  was  able  to 
set  aside  his  feelings  about  Livy 
for  a while.  The  woman’s  name 
was  Gwenafra.  She  had,  on  evi- 
dence, died  at  about  the  age  of 
seven  in  a country  that  must  have 
been  Cornwall  about  the  time  the 
Phoenicians  came  there  to  exploit 
the  tin  mines.  She  had  been  resur- 
rected among  people  of  whom 
none  spoke  her  ancient  Celtic  lan- 
guage and  had  been  adopted  by  a 
group  that  spoke  English.  From 
her  description,  one  of  them  had 
been  that  Sir  Richard  Francis 
Burton  whom  Sam  had  thought 
he'd  seen  on  the  shore  shortly  be- 
fore the  meteorite  struck.  Burton 
and  his  friends  had  built  a small 
sailboat  and  set  out  for  the  head- 
waters of  The  River— as  might 
have  been  expected  of  a man  who 
had  spent  half  his  life  exploring  in 
the  wildernesses  of  Africa  and  the 
other  continents.  On  Earth  Bur- 
ton had  sought  the  headwaters  of 
the  Nile  and  had  found,  instead. 
Lake  Tanganyika.  But  on  this 
world  he  had  again  been  seeking 
the  source  of  a river  — the  greatest 
river  of  them  all— undaunted  by 
the  prospect  that  it  might  be  ten 
million  miles  long  or  even  twenty. 

After  little  more  than  a year  his 
boat  had  been  attacked  by  evil 
men  and  one  had  stuck  a stone 
knife  into  little  Gwenafra  and 
thrown  her  into  The  River,  where 
she  had  drowned.  She  had  awak- 
ened the  next  day  on  the  banks 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


somewhere  far  up  in  the  northern 
hemisphere.  The  weather  was 
colder,  the  sun  weaker  and  the 
people  there  said  that  you  did  not 
have  to  go  more  than  twenty 
thousand  grailstones  before  you 
were  in  an  area  where  the  sun  was 
always  half  above,  half  below  the 
mountains.  And  there  lived  hairy, 
ape-faced  men  ten  feet  tall  and 
weighing  seven  to  eight  hundred 
pounds. 

(This  was  true,  Joe  Miller  had 
been  one  of  the  titanthrops  there.) 

The  people  up  River  who 
adopted  her  spoke  Suomenkieltla , 
which  in  English  meant  Finnish. 
DownRiver  a little  way  were  the 
Swedes.  These  were  twentieth-cen- 
tury people  who  lived  a peaceful 
life  and  Gwenafra  grew  up  rela- 
tively happy  with  loving  foster 
parents.  She  learned  Finnish, 
Swedish,  English,  a Chinese  dia- 
lect of  the  fourth  century  B.C.  and 
Esperanto. 

She  drowned  again  by  accident 
one  day  and  woke  up  here.  She  still 
remembered  Burton;  she  cherished 
a childhood  crush  she  had  had  for 
him.  But,  being  a realist,  she  was 
ready  to  love  other  men.  And  she 
had— and  had  just  split  with  one, 
Sam  had  heard.  She  wanted  a 
man  who  would  be  faithful  to  her 
and  these  were  not  easy  to  find  in 
this  world. 

Sam  was  very  much  attracted  to 
her.  The  only  thing  that  had  kept 
him  from  asking  her  to  move  in 

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with  him  had  been  the  fear  of 
angering  Livy.  That  fear  was  ridi- 
culous— she  had  no  claim  on  him 
as  long  as  she  was  living  with 
Cyrano.  And  she  had  made  it  plain 
that  she  did  not  care  what  he  did  in 
his  private  life — or  his  public  life. 
Nevertheless,  against  all  logic,  he 
was  afraid  to  take  another  woman 
as  his  hutmate.  He  did  not  want  to 
snap  the  last  thin  link. 

He  chatted  with  Gwenafra  a 
while  and  confirmed  that  she  was 
still  unattached. 

V 

LUNCH  was  upsetting.  The 
“roulette  wheel"  concealed 
somewhere  in  the  false  bottom  of 
the  grail,  the  wild  caster  of  dice, 
came  up  with  a meal  that  only  a 
Goshute  Indian  could  have  swal- 
lowed and  even  he  might  have 
gagged  a little.  Sam  threw  out  all 
the  food,  but  was  able  to  console 
himself  with  two  cigars,  cigarettes 
and  six  ounces  of  an  unfamiliar 
but  delicious  liqueur.  Just  smell- 
ing it  sent  his  taste  buds  into  a 
dance. 

The  meeting  with  the  Council 
and  John  took  three  hours.  After 
much  wrangling  and  a number  of 
votes,  it  was  decided  to  put  to  the 
people  the  question  of  amending 
the  Carta  so  that  a pro  tem  Coun- 
cilman could  be  elected.  John  held 
up  things  for  an  hour,  arguing  that 
a vote  wasn't  needed.  Why  couldn't 


the  Council  simply  say  that  the 
amendment  was  passed?  No 
amount  of  explaining  ever  seemed 
to  clarify  such  matters  in  John's 
head.  It  was  not  that  he  was  un- 
intelligent. It  was  just  that  he  was 
not  emotionally  suited  to  compre- 
hend democracy. 

The  vote  was  unanimous  to  ac- 
cept Firebrass  as  Hacking's  offi- 
cial visiting  fireman.  But  he  would 
have  a close  eye  kept  on  him. 

After  all  this  John  rose  and 
made  a speech,  occasionally 
lapsing  from  Esperanto  into  Nor- 
man French  when  he  was  over- 
powered by  emotion.  He  thought 
that  Parolando  should  invade 
Soul  City  before  Soul  City  in- 
vaded Parolando.  The  invasion 
should  be  launched  as  soon  as  the 
handguns  and  the  armored  amphi- 
bian, Firedragon  /,  were  ready. 
However,  it  might  be  best  to  test 
the  mettle  of  their  metal  and  the 
troops  on  New  Brittany  first.  His 
spies  were  certain  that  Arthur 
planned  to  attack  them  soon. 

John's  two  toadies  backed  him, 
but  the  others,  including  Sam, 
voted  them  down.  John's  face  be- 
came red  and  he  scolded  and 
drummed  his  fingers  on  the  oak 
table,  but  nobody  decided  to 
change  his  mind. 

After  supper  the  drums  relayed  a 
message  from  Hacking.  Firebrass 
would”  be  arriving  tomorrow, 
some  time  before  noon. 

Sam  retired  to  his  office.  By  the 

IF 


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light  of  lamps  burning  fish- 
oil— soon  they  would  have  elec- 
tricity— he  and  Van  Boom  and 
Tanya  Velitsky  and  John  Wesley 
O’Brien,  the  engineers,  discussed 
their  ideas  about  the  Riverboat 
and  drew  rough  sketches  on  paper. 
Paper  was  still  scarce,  but  they 
would  need  enormous  amounts  to 
draw  their  blueprints.  Van  Boom 
said  that  they  should  wait  until 
they  were  able  to  make  a certain 
kind  of  plastic.  Lines  could  be 
drawn  on  this  with  magnetized 
“pens”  and  corrections  could 
easily  be  made  by  demagnetizing. 
Sam  replied  that  that  was  fine. 
But  he  wanted  to  start  building  the 
Riverboat  the  moment  the 
amphibian  was  completed.  Van 
Boom  said  that  he  could  not  agree 
to  that.  Too  many  things  were  in 
the  way. 

It  was  late  when  Sam  said  good 
night. 

Van  Boom  pulled  the  Mark  I 
gun  out  of  a large  bag.  “We  have 
ten  of  these  now,"  he  said.  “This 
one  is  yours.  Compliments  of 
Parolando’s  Engineering  Corps. 
And  here  are  twenty  packages  of 
powder  and  twenty  plastic  bul- 
lets. You  can  sleep  with  them  un- 
der your  pillow." 

Sam  thanked  him.  Van  Boom 
left  and  Sam  barred  the  door. 

He  went  into  the  back  room  to 
talk  to  Joe  Miller  a while.  Joe  was 
still  awake,  but  he  said  he  was  tak- 
ing no  sedation  that  night.  He 

the  FABULOUS  riverboat 


would  be  getting  up  in  the 
morning.  Sam  bade  the  giant  good 
night  and  went  into  his  bedroom, 
next  to  the  pilothouse.  He  drank 
two  shots  of  bourbon  and  lay 
down.  After  a while  he  managed 
to  doze,  though  he  was  afraid  that 
the  three-o’clock  rain  would  wake 
him  as  usual  and  he  would  have 
trouble  getting  back  to  sleep. 

HE  AWOKE  but  the  rain  was 
long  past.  Shouts  came  from 
somewhere  and  then  an  explosion 
that  rattled  the  ports  in  the  pilot- 
house. Sam  leaped  out  of  bed, 
wrapped  a kilt  around  his  waist, 
seized  an  axe  in  one  hand  and  ran 
into  the  pilothouse.  He  suddenly 
remembered  his  pistol,  but  de- 
cided he  would  go  back  for  it  when 
he  found  out  what  was  going  on. 

The  River  was  still  smothered  in 
fog,  but  hundreds  of  dark  figures 
were  spilling  out  of  it  and  the  tops 
of  tall  masts  sticking  out  above  it. 
Torches  were  flaring  all  over  the 
plains  and  in  the  hills.  Drums  were 
beating. 

There  was  another  explosion.  A 
brightness  in  the  night  with  bodies 
flying  in  all  directions. 

He  looked  through  the  star- 
board port.  The  gates  of  the  log 
wall  around  King  John's  palace 
were  open  and  men  were  stream- 
ing out.  Among  them  was  the 
stocky  figure  of  John. 

By  then  more  men  had  ap- 
peared out  of  the  mists  over  The 

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River.  Bright  starlight  showed 
them  lining  up  and  moving  out, 
rank  after  rank.  The  first  of  the  in- 
vaders were  by  now  in  the  great 
factories  and  advancing  swiftly 
across  the  plain  toward  the  foot- 
hills. Some  explosions  occurred 
inside  factories  as  bombs  were 
thrown  to  dislodge  the  defenders. 
And  then  a red  tail  flared  out, 
disappeared,  and  something 
black  shot  toward  him.  Sam  threw 
himself  to  the  floor.  A roar  came 
beneath  him,  the  floor  heaved  and 
the  glass  ports  blew  in.  A wiff  of 
acrid  smoke  came  to  him  and  was 
gone. 

He  should  get  up  and  run,  he  re- 
alized, but  he  couldn't.  He  was 
deafened  and  frozen.  Another 
rocket  would  be  coming  his  way 
and  that  one  might  be  closer. 

A giant  hand  gripped  his  shoul- 
der and  pulled  him  up.  Another 
hand  slid  under  his  legs  and  he  was 
being  carried  out.  The  arms  and 
the  chest  of  the  giant  were  very 
hairy  and  as  hard-muscled  and  as 
warm  as  a gorilla's.  A voice  as 
deep  as  if  it  were  at  the  end  of  a 
railroad  tunnel  rumbled,  "‘Take 
it  eathy,  Bothth." 

“Put  me  down,  Joe,"  Sam  said. 
“I'm  all  right,  except  for  my 
shame.  And  that's  all  right,  too,  1 
ought  to  feel  ashamed." 

His  shock  was  fading  and  a 
sense  of  relative  calm  flowed  in  to 
fill  the  vacuum.  The  appearance 
of  the  massive  titanthrop  had 


steadied  him.  Good  old  Joe— he 
might  be  a dumb  subhuman  and 
sick  at  the  moment,  but  he  was 
still  worth  a battalion. 

Joe  had  put  on  his  suit  of  leather 
armor.  In  one  hand  was  the  haft  of 
an  enormous  double-headed  axe 
of  steel.  The  face  under  the 
hooded  helmet  was  low-browed, 
bulging  with  bone  bars  and  but- 
tresses and  massive  jaws.  It  was 
the  face  of  a being  between  ape 
and  man,  though  closer  to  man. 
But  the  unexpected  feature,  the 
comical  yet  terrifying  feature, 
was  the  nose.  This  was  the  huge 
outlandishly  protruding  nose  of 
the  proboscis  monkey.  It  pro- 
voked stares  and  laughter,  though 
few  had  the  foolhardiness  to  laugh 
in  Joe's  face.  He  was  ten  feet  tall 
and  weighed  almost  as  much  as  a 
pair  of  lions. 

“Who  are  they?"  he  rumbled. 
“They  from  Thoul  Thity  ?" 

“I  don't  know,"  Sam  said.  “Do 
you  feel  up  to  fighting?  How's  the 
head?" 

“It  hurtth.  Yeah,  I can  fight 
okay.  Vere  do  ve  go  from  here?" 

Sam  led  him  downhill  toward 
the  men  collecting  around  John. 
He  heard  his  name  called  and 
turned  to  see  the  tall  lanky  figure 
of  de  Bergerac,  Livy  by  his  side. 
She  carried  a small  round  shield  of 
leather-covered  oak  and  a steel- 
tipped  spear.  Cyrano  held  a long, 
dully  shining  blade.  Sam's  eyes 
widened.  It  was  a rapier. 


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IF 


Cyrano  said,  “ Morbleu !"  He 
switched  to  Esperanto.  “Your 
smith  gave  this  to  me  just  after 
supper— he  said  there  was  no 
sense  in  waiting/’  Cyrano 
whipped  the  rapier,  cutting  the  air 
with  a sharp  sound.  “I’ve  come 
alive  again.  Steel — sharp  steel!” 


A NEARBY  explosion  made 
them  all  leap  for  the  ground. 
Sam  waited  until  he  was  sure  that 
another  rocket  was  not  coming 
and  then  looked  at  his  pilothouse. 

It  had  received  a direct  hit;  its 
front  was  blown  open;  a fire  was 
racing  through  it  and  would  soon 
be  in  the  texas.  His  diary  was  gone 
but  he  could  retrieve  his  grail 
later.  It  was  indestructible. 

In  the  next  few  minutes  the 
wooden  missiles,  tails  flaming, 
arched  out,  wobbling,  from 
wooden  bazookas  held  on  the 
shoulders  of  the  Parolandoj 
rocketeers.  The  missiles  landed 
near  and  sometimes  among  the 
enemy  and  exploded  with  gouts  of 
fire  and  much  black  smoke,  quick- 
ly carried  away  by  the  wind. 

Three  runners  arrived  to  report. 
The  attack  had  been  launched 
from  three  places,  all  from  The 
River.  The  main  body  was  concen- 
trated here,  apparently  to  seize  the 
Parolandoj  leaders,  the  larger 
factories  and  the  amphibian.  The 
other  two  armies  were  about  a mile 
away  on  each  side.  The  invaders 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


were  composed  of  men  from  New 
Brittany  and  Kleomanujo  and  the 
Ulmaks  from  across  The  River. 
The  Ulmaks  were  savages  who 
had  lived  in  Siberia  circa  30,000 
B.C.  and  whose  descendants  had 
migrated  across  the  Bering  Straits 
to  become  Amerinds. 

So  much  for  King  John's  spy  ser- 
vice, Sam  thought.  Unless— un- 
less he  is  in  on  the  attack . But  if  he 
were  he  wouldn't  be  standing  out 
here  where  he's  likely  to  get  killed 
any  moment . . . 

Anyway,  Arthur  of  New  Brit- 
tany would  never  make  a deal  with 
his  murderer  uncle. 

The  rockets  continued  to  arc 
down  from  both  sides,  the  five- 
pound  warheads  with  their  rock 
fragment  shrapnel  taking  a toll. 
The  Parolandoj  had  the  advan- 
tage; they  could  lie  flat  while  their 
rockets  exploded  among  upright 
targets.  The  invaders  had  to  keep 
moving,  otherwise  they  might  just 
as  well  go  home. 

Nevertheless,  it  was  frightening 
to  lie  on  the  ground  and  wait  for 
the  next  noisy  blast  and  hope  that  it 
would  not  come  closer  than  the  last 
one.  There  were  screams  from  the 
wounded  that  were  not,  however, 
as  heartrending  as  they  would 
have  been  if  Sam  had  not  been 
nearly  deafened.  Then,  suddenly, 
the  rockets  had  quit  blowing  up 
the  world.  A huge  hand  shook 
Sam’s  shoulder.  He  looked  up  to 
see  that  many  around  him  were 

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getting  to  their  feet.  The  ser- 
geants were  yelling  into  the 
stunned  ears  of  their  men  to  form  a 
battle  array.  The  enemy  was  so 
close  now  that  neither  side  was  us- 
ing the  missiles  or  else  they  had  all 
been  launched. 

Ahead  was  a dark  body,  a sea  of 
screaming  whooping  fiends.  They 
ran  up  the  hill  and  the  first,  sec- 
ond, and  third  ranks  fell,  pierced 
by  arrows.  But  those  behind  did 
not  break,  they  leaped  over  the  fall- 
en and  kept  on  coming.  Suddenly, 
the  archers  were  being  hammered 
down  or  thrust  through  or  clubbed. 

Sam  kept  close  behind  Joe 
Miller,  who  moved  ahead  slowly, 
his  axe  rising  and  falling.  And 
then  the  giant  was  down,  and  the 
enemy  were  struggling  on  top  of 
him  like  a pack  of  jackals  on  a lion. 
Sam  tried  to  get  to  him;  his  axe 
smashed  through  a shield  and  a 
head  and  an  uplifted  arm  and  then 
he  felt  a burning  pain  along  his 
ribs.  He  was  pushed  back  and 
back,  while  he  slashed  away  with 
the  axe.  He  stumbled  over  a pile  of 
wood.  Above  him  was  the  burning 
floor  of  his  house;  the  stilts  were  on 
fire. 

He  turned  on  his  side  and  there 
was  the  handgun,  the  Mark  I,  that 
he  had  left  by  his  bedside.  Near  it 
lay  three  packages  of  powder 
with  the  nitrate-soaked  twists  and  a 
number  of  the  plastic  bullets. 

His  axe  was  gone;  it  had  be- 
come wedged  in  a skull. 

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T WO  men  whirled  by  him  in  a 
dance,  their  hands  gripping 
each  other,  straining,  grunting  with 
the  strain,  glaring  into  each  other’s 
bloody  faces.  They  stopped  and 
Sam  recognized  King  John— his 
opponent  was  taller  but  not  as 
thickly  built.  He,  too,  had  tawny 
hair  and  eyes  that  were  blue  in  the 
flames  overhead. 

Sam  broke  open  the  pistol,  put 
in  the  bullet  and  the  charge  as  he 
had  done  that  morning  up  in  the 
hills,  locked  the  barrel  and  rose  to 
his  feet.  The  two  men  still  strug- 
gled, one  slipping  back  a little, 
then  the  other,  trying  to  throw 
each  other.  John  held  a steel  knife 
in  his  right  hand,  the  other  man  a 
steel  axe. 

Sam  looked  around;  no  one  was 
coming  at  him.  He  stepped  for- 
ward and  extended  the  muzzle  of 
the  big  pistol,  holding  it  steady 
with  both  hands.  He  pulled  the  trig; 
ger,  the  click  sounded,  the  gun  was 
jarred  to  one  side  by  the  heavy 
hammer,  there  was  a flash,  he  had 
the  gun  back  in  line,  a boom,  a 
cloud  of  smoke — and  John’s  assail- 
ant fell  to  one  side,  the  entire  right 
side  of  his  skull  blown  away. 

John  fell  gasping  onto  the 
ground.  Then  he  raised  himself, 
looking  at  Sam,  who  was  reload- 
ing the  gun.  “Many  thanks,  part- 
ner! That  man  was  my  nephew, 
Arthur!’' 

Sam  did  not  reply.  If  he  had 
been  thinking  he  would  have 

IF 


waited  until  Arthur  had  killed 
John  and  then  blown  Arthur’s  head 
off.  It  was  ironic  that  he,  Sam,  who 
had  much  to  gain  by  John’s  death, 
should  be  responsible  for  saving 
him.  Moreover,  he  could  not  ex- 
pect gratitude  from  John.  The 
man  had  no  such  thing  in  his  soul. 

Sam  completed  reloading  the 
pistol  and  strode  away,  looking 
for  Joe  Miller.  But  he  saw  Livy 
reeling  backward  as  a big  Ul- 
mak,  whose  left  arm  dangled 
bloodily,  drove  her  back  with  blows 
of  a stone  axe  on  her  shield.  Her 
spear  had  been  broken  and  in  a 
few  seconds  he  would  have  beaten 
her  to  her  knees  or  shattered  the 
shield.  Sam  reversed  the  pistol  and 
broke  the  Ulmak’s  skull  from  be- 
hind with  the  butt  of  his  gun.  Livy 
fell  exhausted  and  weeping  on  the 
ground  and  he  would  have  gotten 
down  to  comfort  her.  But  she 
seemed  all  right  and  he  did  not 
know  where  Joe  Miller  was.  He 
plunged  into  the  embattled  mass 
and  saw  Joe  on  his  feet  again,  de- 
molishing heads,  trunks  and  arms 
with  sweeps  of  his  great  axe. 

Sam  stopped  a few  paces  from  a 
man  who  was  coming  up  from  be- 
hind Joe,  a large  axe  in  both  hands. 
Sam  fired  and  the  bullet  took  part 
of  the  man’s  chest  off. 

A minute  later,  the  invaders 
were  running  for  their  lives.  The 
sky  was  graying;  by  its  light  it  was 
evident  that  Parolandoj  were 
coming  in  from  north  and  south. 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


The  other  two  columns  had  been 
shattered  and  the  reinforcements 
were  outnumbering  thejnvaders. 
Moreover,  they  brought  rockets, 
which  blew  up  the  boats  and  canoes 
waiting  for  the  defeated. 

Sam  felt  too  exhilarated  to  be 
depressed  by  the  losses  and  the 
damage.  For  the  first  time  came 
out  of  the  blue  funk  that  always 
seized  him  during  a fight.  He 
actually  enjoyed  the  battle 
during  the  last  ten  minutes. 


A MOMENT  later  his  pleasure 
was  gone.  A wild-eyed  and 
naked  Hermann  Goering,  his 
scalp  caked  with  blood,  appeared 
on  the  battleground.  His  arms 
were  raised  straight  up  and  he  was 
shouting,  “Oh,  brothers  and  sis- 
ters! Shame!  Shame!  You  have 
killed,  you  have  hated,  you  have 
lusted  for  the  blood  and  the  ecstasy 
of  murder!  Why  did  you  not  throw 
down  your  arms  and  take  in  your 
enemies  with  love?  Let  them  do 
with  you  what  they  would?  You 
would  have  died  and  suffered  but 
final  victory  would  have  been 
yours!  The  enemy  would  have  felt 
your  love— and  the  next  time  he 
might  have  hesitated  before  again 
waging  war.  And  the  time  after 
that  and  the  next  time  he  might 
have  asked  himself,  fcWhat  am  I 
doing?  Why  am  I doing  this? 
What  good  is  this?  I have  gained 
nothing — ' and  your  love  would 

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have  seeped  through  the  stone  over 
his  heart  and—" 

John,  coming  up  behind 
Goering,  struck  him  on  the  back  of 
the  head  with  the  hilt  of  his  knife. 
Goering  fell  forward  and  lay  on 
his  face  without  moving. 

“So  much  for  traitors,"  John 
shouted.  He  stared  around  wildly 
and  then  yelled,  “Where  are 
Trimalchio  and  Mordaunt?" 

Sam  said,  “They  wouldn’t  be 
stupid  enough  to  hang  around 
here.  You’ll  never  catch  them. 
They’ll  know  you  know  they  sold 
out  to  Arthur.’’ 

John's  striking  of  Goering  was 
illegal,  since  free  speech  was  every 
one's  right  in  Parolando,  Bpt  Sam 
did  not  think  that  arresting  John 
would  be  the  right  course  at  that 
moment. 

Sam,  too,  had  felt  like  hitting 
Goering. 

Livy,  still  weeping,  staggered 
past.  Sam  followed  her  to  where 
Cyrano  sat  on  a pile  of  corpses. 
The  Frenchman  was  wounded  in  a 
dozen  places,  though  not  serious- 
ly, and  his  rapier  was  bloody  from 
tip  to  guard.  He  had  given  a splen- 
did account  of  himself  and  his 
weapon. 

Livy  threw  herself  on  Cyrano 
and  Sam  turned  away.  She  had  not 
even  thanked  him  for  having  saved 
her  earlier. 

Sam  sighed. 

There  was  a crash  behind  him. 
He  turned.  The  rest  of  his  house 


had  fallen  in,  bringing  the  stilts 
with  it. 

He  felt  drained  of  every  atom  of 
strength,  but  there  would  be  little 
rest  for  him  today.  The  casualties 
and  the  damage  had  to  be  as- 
sessed. The  dead  had  to  be  taken 
to  the  rendering  factory  up  in  the 
hills,  since  their  fat  was  used  to 
make  glycerin.  The  practice  was 
gruesome  but  necessary  and  the 
owners  of  the  bodies  did  not  mind. 
Tomorrow  they  would  be  alive 
and  well  again  somewhere  far 
away  along  The  River. 

In  addition,  the  entire  popula- 
tion would  have  to  be  kept  ready 
for  a call  to  arms  and  the  work  on 
erecting  the  walls  along  the  River- 
edge  would  have  to  be  speeded  up. 
Scouts  and  messengers  would 
have  to  be  sent  out  to  determine 
just  what  the  military  situation 
was.  The  Ulmaks  and  the 
Kleomenujoj  and  the  New  Bretons 
might  launch  an  all-out  full-scale 
attack. 

A captain  reported  that  Kleo- 
menes,  the  leader  of  Kleomenujo, 
had  been  found  dead  near  the 
Riveredge,  where  a piece  of  rock 
shrapnel  had  entered  his  skull.  So 
ended  the  halfbrother  of  the  great 
Spartan,  Leonidas,  who  defended 
the  pass  of  Thermopylos.  Or  so  he 
ended  in  this  area  at  least. 

Sam  appointed  some  men  to 
leave  by  boat  immediately  for  the 
two  countries.  They  were  to  in- 
form them  that  Parolando  did  not 


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IF 


intend  to  take  vengeance  if  the 
new  leaders  would  guarantee 
friendship  to  Parolando.  John 
complained  that  he  should  have 
been  consulted  and  there  was  a 
short  but  savage  argument.  Sam 
finally  agreed  that  John  was  right 
in  principle,  but  there  was  no  time 
to  discuss  certain  matters.  John 
informed  him  that,  under  the  law, 
Sam  had  to  take  the  time.  Any  de- 
cision had  to  be  agreed  upon  by 
both  of  them. 

Sam  hated  to  agree  but  John  was 
right.  They  couldn't  be  giving  con- 
tradictory orders. 

They  went  together  to  inspect 
the  factories.  These  were  not  bad- 
ly damaged.  The  invaders  had 
not,  of  course,  wanted  to  wreck 
them  since  they  had  intended  to 
use  them.  The  amphibian,  the 
Firedragon  /,  was  untouched.  Sam 
shuddered  when  he  thought  of 
what  might  have  happened  if  it 
had  been  completed  and  had  fall- 
en into  the  hands  of  the  enemy. 
With  it,  they  could  have  crushed 
the  Parolandoj  in  the  center  and 
dug  in  to  fight  on  the  perimeter  un- 
til reinforcements  came.  He 
would  set  up  a large  special  guard 
around  the  vehicle. 

He  fell  asleep  after  lunch  in  a 
Councilman's  hut.  It  seemed  that 
he  had  just  closed  his  eyes  when  he 
was  shaken  awake.  Joe  was  stand- 
ing over  him,  breathing  bourbon 
fumes  from  his  tremendous 
proboscis. 

THE  FABULOUS  Rl VERBOAT 


“The  delegathyon  from  Thool 
Thity  chutht  landed." 

"Firebrass,"  Sam  said,  standing 
up  from  the  chair.  “I  forgot  all 
about  him.  What  a time  for  him  to 
show  up!" 

HE  WALKED  down  to  the 
River,  where  a catamaran  was 
beached  near  the  grailstone.  John 
was  already  there,  greeting  the 
delegation,  which  consisted  of  six 
blacks,  two  Arabs  and  two  Hindus. 
Firebrass  was  a short,  bronze- 
skinned,  curly-haired  man  with  big 
brown  eyes  flecked  with  green.  His 
huge  forehead  and  shoulders  and 
thickly  muscled  arms  contrasted 
with  his  skinny  legs,  making  him 
look  all  top.  He  spoke  in  Esperanto 
at  first  but  later  used  English.  It 
was  a very  strange  English,  full  of 
terms  and  slang  that  Sam  did  not 
understand.  But  there  was  a 
warmth  and  openness  about  Fire- 
brass that  made  Sam  feel  good  just 
to  have  him  around. 

“We  better  go  back  to 
Esperanto,"  Sam  said,  smiling 
and  pouring  three  more  slugs  of 
scotch  into  Firebrass's  cup.  "Is 
that  spaceman's  lingo  or  Soul  City 
dialect?" 

"Marsman's,"  Firebrass  said. 
"Soul  City  English  is  pretty  wild, 
but  the  official  language,  of 
course,  is  Esperanto,  though  Hack- 
ing was  considering  Arabic.  But 
he  isn't  too  happy  about  his  Arabs 
any  more,"  he  added  in  a lower 

43 


voice,  looking  at  Abd  ar-rahman 
and  Ali  Fazghuli,  the  Arab  mem- 
bers of  his  delegation. 

“As  you  can  see,”  Sam  said,  “we 
are  in  no  condition  to  have  a long 
leisurely  conference.  Not  now. 
We  have  to  clean  up,  get  informa- 
tion about  what’s  going  on  out- 
side Parolando  and  set  up  our  de- 
fences. But  you  are  welcome,  of 
course,  and  we’ll  get  around  to 
business  within  a few  days.’’ 

“I  don't  mind,’’  Firebrass  said. 
“I’d  like  to  look  around,  if  you 
don’t  mind.’’ 

“I  don’t,  but  my  co-Consul  has 
to  give  his  consent,  too.’’ 

John,  smiling  as  if  it  hurt  his 
teeth  to  be  exposed  to  the  air — and 
it  probably  did  this  time — said 
that  Firebrass  was  welcome.  But 
he  would  have  to  be  accompanied 
by  a guard  of  honor  every  time  he 
left  the  quarters  that  would  be  as- 
signed to  him.  Firebrass  thanked 
him  but  another  delegate, 
Abdullah  X,  protested  loudly  and 
occasionally  obscenely.  Fire- 
brass said  nothing  for  a minute 
and  then  told  Abdullah  to  be  po- 
lite, since  they  were  guests.  Sam 
was  grateful,  though  he  wondered 
if  the  whole  speech  had  not  been 
arranged. 

It  had  not  been  easy  to  sit  there 
and  listen,  though  all  of  the  vitriol- 
ics  had  been  hurled  at  the  white 
race  in  general.  Though  it  trou- 
bled him,  Sam  had  to  agree  with 
Abdullah;  he  was  right  about  con- 


ditions as  they  had  been.  But  old 
Earth  was  dead;  they  were  living 
in  a new  world. 

Sam  personally  conducted  the 
delegates  to  three  huts,  side  by 
side,  owned  by  men  and  women 
who  had  been  killed  last  night. 
Then  he  moved  into  a hut  near  the 
delegation. 

Drums  boomed  by  the  grail- 
stone.  After  a minute,  drums  from 
across  The  River  thundered  back 
an  answer.  The  new  chief  of  the 
Ulmaks  wanted  peace.  The  old 
chief,  Shrubgrain,  had  been  put  to 
death  and  his  head  would  be  de- 
livered within  the  hour  by  canoe  if 
peace  could  be  arranged.  Shurb- 
grain  had  failed  his  people  by  lead- 
ing them  to  defeat. 

Sam  gave  orders  to  transmit  a 
request  for  a conference  with  the 
new  chief,  Threezburm. 

Drums  from  Chernsky's  Land 
said  that  Iyeyasu,  who  ruled  a 
twelve-mile  stretch  of  land  be- 
tween New  Brittany  and  Kleo- 
menujo,  had  invaded  New  Brit- 
tany. The  news  meant  that  the  New 
Bretons  would  not  be  bothering 
Parolando,  but  it  also  worried 
Sam.  Iyeyasu  was  a very  ambi- 
tious man.  Once  he  had  consoli- 
dated his  state  with  New  Brittany 
he  might  decide  he  was  strong 
enough  to  take  Parolando. 

More  drums.  Publius  Crassus 
sent  his  congratulations  and 
warmest  regards,  and  he  would  be 
visiting  tomorrow  to  see  what  he 


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IF 


could  do  to  aid  Parolando. 

And  also  to  see  how  hard  we’ve 
been  hit  and  if  we'd  be  easy  pick- 
ings, Sam  thought.  So  far,  Publius 
had  been  cooperative,  but  a man 
who  had  served  under  Julius 
Caesar  was  never  above  a little  of 
his  own  brand  of  Caesarism. 

Goering,  his  head  wrapped  in  a 
bloody  towel,  staggered  by,  sup- 
ported by  two  of  his  followers. 
Sam  hoped  he  would  take  the  hint 
and  leave  Parolando,  but  he  didn't 
have  much  faith  in  the  German's 
perceptiveness. 

He  went  to  sleep  that  night  while 
torches  burned  everywhere  over 
the  land  and  guards  peered  into 
the  shadows  and  the  mists.  His 
sleep  was  troubled,  despite  his  in- 
tense fatigue.  He  tossed  and  rolled 
and  once  he  awoke,  his  heart  beat- 
ing, his  skin  cold,  certain  that 
there  was  a third  person  in  the  hut. 
He  fully  expected  to  see  the 
shadowy  figure  of  The  Mysterious 
Stranger  crouched  by  his  bed.  But 
nobody  was  there  except  the 
monstrous  form  of  Joe  stretched 
out  on  the  huge  bamboo  bed  near 
him. 

VI 

THE  next  morning  he  arose  un- 
refreshed in  a refreshed  world. 
The  three-o'clock  rain  had  washed 
away  the  blood  and  the  stink  of 
gunpowder.  The  bodies  were  out 
of  sight  and  the  sky  was  clear  and 


blue.  Business  as  usual  was  re- 
sumed but  without  about  four 
hundred  and  fifty  men  and  wom- 
en. Half  of  these  were  in  the  ren- 
dering factory;  the  rest  were  in  the 
hospital.  Those  who  wanted  to  be 
put  out  of  their  misery  were  given 
their  wish.  Time  had  been  when  an 
axe  was  the  only  euthanasiast  but 
now,  thanks  to  Parolando's  tech- 
nology, the  work  was  done  with  a 
potassium  cyanide  pill. 

Some  decided  to  stick  it  out.  In 
time  their  limbs  or  eyes  would 
grow  back.  Those  afraid  of  the 
pain  boarded  The  Suicide  Express. 
There  bodies  would  go  to  the  ren- 
dering factory. 

Sam’s  secretary  had  been  killed. 
Sam  asked  Gwenafra  if  she  would 
like  to  take  Millie’s  place.  Gwen- 
afra seemed  very  pleased;  the  new 
position  gave  her  a high  status  and 
she  had  made  no  secret  of  the  fact 
that  she  liked  to  be  near  Sam. 
Lothar  von  Richthofen,  however, 
did  not  seem  pleased. 

“Why  shouldn’t  she  be  my. sec-, 
retary,  regardless  of  her  relation- 
ship to  you?”  Sam  said. 

“There  is  no  reason,”  Lothar 
said,  “except  that  I might  have  a 
very  good  chance  with  her  if  she 
isn't  around  you  much.” 

“Let  the  best  man  win.” 

“My  sentiments,  too,  but  I don't 
like  your  wasting  her  time  or  lead- 
ing her  on.  You  know  that  you 
won't  take  another  hutmate  as 
long  as  Livy  is  here.” 


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“Livy  has  nothing  to  say  about 
what  I do,”  Sam  said. 

Lothar  smiled  slightly  and  said, 
“Sure,  Sam.” 

Gwenafra  tagged  along  with 
him,,  taking  notes,  sending  mes- 
sages, receiving  them,  arranging 
schedules  and  appointments. 
Though  he  was  very  busy,  he  found 
moments  when  he  could  talk  and 
joke  with  her  and  he  felt  a warmth 
every  time  he  looked  at  her.  Gwen- 
afra  seemed  to  adore  him. 

Two  days  passed.  The  twenty- 
four  hour  shift  on  the  amphibian 
was  showing  results— it  would  be 
completed  in  another  two  days. 
The  Soul  City  delegation  strolled 
around  with  two  -of  King  John’s 
men  watching  them.  Joe  Miller, 
who  had  gone  back  to  his  bed  after 
the  battle,  said  he  was  well  again. 
Now  Sam  had  both  Gwenafra  and 
the  titanthrop  with  him  and  his 
world  seemed  much  more  com- 
fortable, though  it  was  a long  way 
from  being  Utopia.  Word  came 
via  the  drum  telegraph  that 
Odysseus  had  loaded  his  ships  with 
flints  and  would  be  back  in  a 
month.  He  had  gone  as  com- 
mander of  a ten-boat  fleet  to  bar- 
ter with  the  chief  of  Selinujo.  On 
Earth  she  had  been  Countess  Hunt- 
ingdon, Selina  Hastings,  born 
1707,  died  1791.  She  was  now  a 
member  of  the  Church  of  the  Sec- 
ond Chance  and  traded  her  flint 
with  Parolando  only  because 
Parolando  permitted  some  of 

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Goering’s  missionaries  to  preach 
at  will  in  its  territory.  In  return 
for  the  flint  she  had  been  promised 
a small  metal  steamboat  in  which 
she  proposed  to  go  up  and  down 
The  River  and  preach.  Sam 
thought  she  was  fooling  herself. 
The  first  place  she  put  into  she  was 
liable  to  have  her  throat  cut  for  the 
sake  of  the  boat.  But  that  was  her 
business. 


THE  Councilmen  met  with  the 
Soul  City  delegation.  Sam 
would  have  liked  to  put  it  off,  since 
John  was  in  a mood  even  uglier 
than  usual.  One  of  his  women  had 
tried  to  kill  him — or  at  least  so  he 
claimed.  He  had  been  stabbed  in 
the  side  before  he  broke  her  jaw 
and  knocked  her  head  against  the 
corner  of  a table.  The  woman  had 
died  an  hour  later  still  uncon- 
scious, and  John’s  word  that  she 
had  attacked  him  first  had  to  be 
accepted.  Sam  would  have  liked  to 
have  collected  some  neutral  eye- 
witness account  but  that  was  im- 
possible. 

John  was  in  pain  from  the  stab 
wound,  half-drunk  with  bourbon 
as  an  anesthetic  and  smarting  be- 
cause the  woman  had  dared  to  de- 
fy him.  He  slumped  in  a large, 
high-backed,  ornately  carved  oak 
chair  covered  with  red  hornfish 
leather.  One  hand  was  around  a 
clay  vessel  full  of  whiskey,  a 
cigarette  dangled  from  his  lips  and 

IF 


he  glowered  at  everybody.  The 
conference  was  taking  place  at  a 
round  table  in  the  largest  room  in 
John’s  palace. 

Firebrass  was  talking.  “Hack- 
ing once  believed  in  total  segrega- 
tion of  whites  and  nonwhites.  He 
believed,  fiercely  believed,  that 
whites  could  never  accept,  not 
really  accept,  nonwhite  peoples, 
that  is,  the  blacks,  Mongolians, 
Polynesians,  and  Amerindians. 
The  only  way  nonwhites  could  live 
with  dignity,  feel  beautiful,  be  a 
people  with  its  own  personality 
and  pride,  was  the  way  of  segre- 
gation. Equal  but  separate. 

“Then  his  leader,  Malcolm  X, 
quit  the  Black  Muslims.  Malcom 
X saw  that  he  was  wrong.  Not  all 
whites  were  devils,  racist  Fiends, 
any  more  than  all  blacks  had  flat 
noses.  Hacking  fled  the  states  to 
live  in  Algend  and  there  he  found 
that  it  was  the  attitude  that  made 
racism,  not  the  color  of  the  skin." 

Hardly  an  original  or  surprising 
discovery,  Sam  thought.  But  he 
had  told  himself  that  he  would  not 
interrupt. 

“And  then  the  young  whites  of 
the  United  States  rejected  their 
parents'  prejudices  and  they  sup- 
ported the  blacks  in  their  strug- 
gles. They  got  right  out  on  the 
streets  and  demonstrated,  rioted, 
laid  down  their  lives  for  the  blacks. 
They  genuinely  seemed  to  like 
blacks,  not  because  they  thought 
they  ought  to,  but  because  blacks 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


were  human  beings  and  human  be- 
ings can  be  liked  or  even  loved. 

“Hacking,  however,  wasn't  ever 
really  at  ease  with  an  American 
white,  try  though  he  did  to  think  of 
them  as  human  beings.  He  was 
ruined,  just  as  most  whites,  most 
older  whites,  were  ruined.  But  he 
tried  and  he  respected  those  young 
whites  that  told  their  parents,  their 
white  racist  society,  to  go  to  hell. 

“Then  he  died,  as  everybody 
did,  black  or  white.  He  found  him- 
self among  ancient  Chinese  and  he 
wasn’t  very  happy  with  them  be- 
cause they  regarded  all  peoples 
except  the  Chinese  as  inferior.’’ 

Sam  remembered  the  Chinese  of 
Nevada  and  California  in  the  early 
'60s,  the  hard-working,  thrifty, 
quiet,  meek,  cheery  little  brown 
men  and  women.  They  had  taken 
abuse  that  most  people  would  not 
give  a mule,  been  spat  upon, 
cursed,  tortured,  stoned,  robbed, 
raped,  suffered  about  every  in- 
dignity and  crime  that  a people 
could  suffer.  They  had  had  no 
rights  whatsoever,  no  protector 
or  protection.  And  they  had  never 
murmured,  never  revolted,  they 
just  endured.  What  thoughts  had 
those  masklike  faces  hidden?  Had 
they,  too,  believed  in  the 
superiority  of  any  Chinese  to  any 
white  devil?  If  so,  why  had  they  not 
struck  back,  not  once? 

Firebrass  said,  “So  Hacking  left 
in  a dugout,  floated  downRiver 
and  after  many  thousands  of  miles 

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settled  down  among  some  blacks 
of  seventeenth-century  A.D. 
Africa.  Ancestors  of  the  Zulus  be- 
fore they  migrated  to  southern 
Africa.  He  learned  Zulu  but  after 
a while  he  left.  Their  customs  were 
too  repulsive  and  they  were  too 
bloody  minded  for  him. 

‘Then  he  lived  in  an  area  where 
the  people  were  a mixture  of 
Dark  Age  Huns  and  dark  whites  of 
the  New  Stone  Age.  They  ac- 
cepted him  well  enough,  but  he 
missed  his  own  people,  the  Amer- 
ican blacks.  So  he  took  off  again 
and  was  captured  by  ancient 
Moabites  and  enslaved,  escaped, 
was  captured  by  ancient  Hebrews 
and  put  into  grail  slavery,  escaped 
-again,  found  a little  community 
of  blacks  who'd  been  pre-Civil  War 
slaves  and  was  happy  for  a while. 
But  their  Uncle  Tom  attitudes  and 
their  superstitions  got  on  his 
nerves  and  he  took  off,  sailed 
downRiver  and  lived  with  several 
other  peoples.  Then,  one  day, 
some  big  blond  whites,  Germans 
of  some  kind,  raided  the  people  he 
was  with.  He  fought,  was  killed. 

“He  was  resurrected  here. 
Hacking  became  convinced  that 
the  only  happy  states  on  The  River 
are  going  to  be  made  up  of  people 
with  similar  colors,  similar  tastes, 
and  of  the  same  terrestrial  per- 
iod. Anything  else  just  won't  work. 
People  here  aren't  going,  to 
change.  Back  on  Earth  he  could  be- 
lieve in  progress,  because  the 


young  whites  were  flexible 
minded.  The  old  ones  would  die  off 
and  then  the  children  of  the  young 
whites  would  be  even  more  free  of 
racial  prejudice.  But  here  that  just 
isn't  going  to  take  place.  Every 
man’s  set  in  his  ways.  So,  unless 
Hacking  just  happened  to  find  a 
community  of  late  twentieth-cen- 
tury whites,  he  would  find  no 
whites  without  racial  hatreds  or 
prejudices.  Of  course,  the  ancient 
whites  didn’t  have  any,  but  they’re 
too  strange  for  a civilized  man.” 

SAM  asked,  “What’s  all  this 
leading  up  to?” 

“We  want  a homogeneous  na- 
tion. We  can't  get  all  late  twen- 
tieth-century blacks,  but  we  can 
get  as  black  a nation  as  possible. 
Now,  we  know  that  you  have  ap- 
proximately three  thousand  blacks 
in  Parolando.  We  would  like  to 
exchange  our  Dravidians,  Arabs, 
any  nonblacks,  for  your  blacks. 
Hacking  is  making  similar  pro- 
posals to  your  neighbors,  but  he 
doesn't  have  any  lever  with  them.” 
King  John  sat  up  and  said,  loud- 
ly, “You  mean  he  doesn't  have 
anything  they  want?” 

Firebrass  looked  coolly  at  John 
and  said,  “That's  about  it.  But 
we'll  have  a lever  some  day.” 

“Do  you  mean  when  you  have 
enough  steel  weapons?”  Sam  said. 
Firebrass  shrugged. 

John  crashed  his  empty  cup 
down  on  the  table.  “Well,  we  don't 


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IF 


want  your  Arabs  or  your 
Dravidians  or  any  of  your  Soul 
City  dregs,”  he  shouted.  “But  I’ll 
teli  you  what  we  will  do.  For  every 
ton  of  bauxite  or  cryolite  or  ounce 
of  platinum,  we  will  give  you  one 
of  our  black  citizens!  You  can 
keep  your  Saracen  infidels  or  send 
them  packing  downRiver  or 
drown  them  for  all  we  care.” 

“Wait  a minute,”  Sam  said. 
“We  can't  give  our  citizens  away. 
If  they  want  to  volunteer,  fine.  But 
we  don't  just  give  anybody  away. 
This  is  a democracy.” 

Firebrass’s  expression  had  dark- 
ened at  John's  outburst.  “I  wasn’t 
suggesting  that  you  give  anybody 
away,”  he  said.  “We’re  not  slave 
dealers,  you  know.  What  we  want 
is  a one-per-one-voluntary  ex- 
change. The  Wahhabi  Arabs, 
whom  ar-Rahman  and  Fazghuli 
represent,  feel  they're  unwelcome 
at  Soul  City  and  they  would  like  to 
go  where  they  could  congregate  in 
their  own  community,  form  a sort 
of  Kasbah,  you  might  say.” 

Sam  thought  this  sounded  fishy. 
Why  couldn’t  they  do  that  just  as 
well  in  Soul  City?  Or  why  didn't 
they  just  get  up  and  leave?  One  of 
the  beauties  of  this  world  was  that 
ties  or  property  or  dependence  on 
income  did  not  exist.  A man  could 
carry  everything  he  owned  on  his 
back — and  building  another  house 
was  easy  in  a world  where  new 
bamboo  grew  two  inches  a day. 

It  was  possible  that  Hacking 


wanted  to  get  his  people  into 
Parolando  so  that  they  could  spy 
or  revolt  when  Hacking  invaded. 

Sam  said,  “We’ll  put  your 
proposition  about  the  exchange 
to  each  individual.  That’s  all  we 
can  do.  Now,  does  Sinjoro  Hack- 
ing plan  to  keep  on  supplying  us 
with  the  minerals  and  with  wood?” 
“As  long  as  you  keep  on  send- 
ing us  raw  ore  and  steel  weapons,” 
Firebrass  said.  “But  Hacking  is 
thinking  of  upping  the  price.” 
John’s  fist  smashed  into  the 
table  top  again.  “We  will  not  be 
robbed,”  he  shouted.  “We  are  pay- 
ing too  much  now.  Don’t  push  us, 
Sinjoro  Firebrass,  or  you  may 
find  yourselves  with  nothing. 
Not  even  your  lives!” 

“Take  it  easy,  Your  Majesty,” 
Sam  said  quietly.  To  Firebrass  he 
said,  “John  isn’t  feeling  well. 
Please  forgive  him.  However,  he 
does  have  a point.  We  can  be 
pushed  only  so  far.” 

ABDULLAH  X,  a very  big  and 
very  black  man,  jumped  up 
and  pointed  a big  finger  at  Sam. 
In  English,  he  said,  “You  honkies 
had  better  quit  badmouthing  us. 
We  won't  take  any  crap  from  you. 
Mister  Whitey!  None!  Especially 
from  a man  that  wrote  a book  like 
you  did  about  Nigger  Jim.  We 
don’t  like  white  racists  and  we 
only  deal  with  them  because 
there’s  nothing  else  to  do  but  that 
just  now.” 


THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


49 


“Take  it  easy,  Abdullah,”  Fire- 
brass  said.  He  was  smiling  and 
Sam  wondered  if  Abdullah's 
speech  was  part  of  a well  prepared 
program.  Probably  Firebrass 
was  wondering  if  John's  explo- 
sions had  been  rehearsed.  Actors 
didn't  have  to  be  politicians,  but 
politicians  had  to  be  actors. 

Sam  groaned  and  said,  “Did  you 
read  Huckleberry  Finn , Sinjoro 
X?" 

Abdullah,  sneering,  said,  “I 
don’t  read  trash.” 

“Then  you  don’t  know  what 
you’re  talking  about,  dp  you?” 

Abdullah’s  face  darkened.  Fire- 
brass  grinned. 

“I  don't  have  to  read  that  racist 
crap,  man,”  Abdullah  shouted. 
“Hacking  told  me  all  about  it  and 
what  he  says  is  good  enough  for 
me. 

“You  read  it  and  then  come 
back  and  we'll  discuss  it,"  Sam 
said. 

“You  crazy?”  Abdullah  said. 
“You  know  there  aren’t  any  books 
on  this  world.” 

“Then  you  lost  out,  didn't  you?” 
Sam  said.  He  was  trembling  a lit- 
tle; he  wasn’t  used  to  being  talked 
to  like  this  by  a black  man.  “Any- 
way,” Sam  said,  “this  isn't  a 
literary  tea  and  discussion  group. 
Let's  stick  to  the  issue.” 

But  Abdullah  would  not  stop 
shouting  about  the  books  that 
Sam  had  written.  And  John,  los- 
ing his  temper,  leaped  up  and 


screamed,  “ Silentu , negracor 

John  had  taken  the  Esperanto 
word  for  “black”  or  “negro”  and 
infixed  the  disparaging  “-ac-” 
particle.  He  had  gotten  his  point 
over  quite  well. 

There  was  a moment  of  shock 
and  silence.  Abdullah  X’s  mouth 
was  open,  then  it  closed  and  he 
looked  triumphant,  almost 
happy.  Firebrass  bit  his  lip.  John 
leaned  on  the  table  on  his  fists  and 
scowled.  Sam  puffed  on  his  cigar. 
He  knew  that  John's  contempt  for 
all  humanity  had  made  him  in- 
vent the  term.  John  had  no  racial 
prejudice;  he  had  never  seen  more 
than  a half-dozen  blacks  during 
his  lifetime  on  Earth.  But  he  cer- 
tainly knew  how  to  insult  a per- 
son; the  knowledge  was  second 
nature  to  him. 

“I’m  walking  out,”  Abdullah  X 
said.  “I  may  be  going  home— and 
if  I do  you  can  bet  your  white  skin 
that  you'll  pay  hell  getting  any 
more  aluminum  or  platinum. 
Mister  Charlie." 

Sam  rose  to  his  feet  and  said, 
“Just  a minute.  If  you  want  an 
apology,  I extend  it  on  behalf  of 
all  Parolando." 

Abdullah  looked  at  Firebrass, 
who  looked  away.  Abdullah  said, 
“I  want  an  apology  from  him, 
now!"  He  pointed  at  King  John. 

Sam  leaned  close  to  John  and 
said  softly,  “There's  too  much  at 
stake  to  play  the  proud  monarch. 
Your  Majesty!  And  you  may  be 


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IF 


playing  into  their  hands  with  your 
little  fit.  They  are  up  to  some- 
thing, you  can  bet  on  that.  Apolo- 
gize. 

John  straightened  up  and  said, 

“I  apologize  to  no  man,  espe- 
cially not  to  a commoner.” 

Sam  snorted  and  gestured  with 
his  cigar.  “Can't  you  get  it  through 
your  thick  Plantagenet  head  that 
there  isn't  any  such  thing  as  royal 
blood  or  divine  right  of  kings  any 
more,  that  we're  all  commoners? 
Or  all  kings?'' 

JOHN  did  not  reply.  He  walked 
out.  Abdullah  looked  at  Fire- 
brass,  who  nodded.  Abdullah 
walked  out. 

Sam  said,  “Well,  Sinjoro  Fire- 
brass,  what  next?  Do  you  people 
go  home?'' 

Firebrass  shook  his  head.  “No,  1 
don't  believe  in  hasty  decisions. 
But  the  conference  is  suspended  as 
far  as  the  Soul  City  delegation  is 
concerned.  Until  John  Lackland 
apologizes.  I'll  give  you  until 
noon  tomorrow  to  decide  what  to 
do.'' 

Firebrass  turned  to  leave.  Sam 
said,  “I'll  talk  to  John,  but  he's  as 
hardheaded  as  a Missouri  mule.'' 

“I'd  hate  to  see  our  negotiations 
fold  because  one  man  can't  keep 
his  insults  to  himself,''  Firebrass 
said.  “And  I'd  also  hate  to  see  our 
trade  stop,  because  that  would 
mean  no  Riverboat  for  you." 

Sam  said,  “Don't  get  me  wrong, 

THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


Sinjoro  Firebrass.  I'm  making 
no  threats.  But-I  won't  be  stopped. 
I'll  get  the  aluminum  if  I have  to 
kick  John  out  of  the  country  my- 
self. Or,  alternatively,  if  I have  to 
go  down  to  Soul  City  and  get  the 
aluminum  myself.” 

“I  understand  you,”  Firebrass 
said.  “But  what  you  don't  under- 
stand is  that  Hacking  isn't  out  for 
power.  He  only  wants  to  have  a 
well  protected  state  so  that  his  citi- 
zens can  enjoy  life.  And  they  will 
enjoy  their  life  because  they'll  all 
have  similar  tastes  and  similar 
goals.  In  other  words,  they'll  all  be 
black.” 

Sam  grunted  and  then  said, 
“Very  well.”  He  fell  silent  but  just 
before  Firebrass  left  he  called, 
“One  minute.  Have  you  read 
Huckleberry  FinnT' 

Firebrass  turned  back.  “Sure.  I 
thought  it  was  a great  book  when  I 
was  a kid.  I read  it  again  when  I 
was  in  college  and  I could  see  its 
flaws  then.” 

“Were  you  disturbed  because 
Jim  was  called  Nigger  Jim?” 

“You  have  to  remember  that  I 
was  bom  in  nineteen-seventy-five 
on  a farm  near  Syracuse,  New 
York.  Things  had  changed  a lot  by 
then  and  the  farm  had  originally 
been  owned  by  my  great-great- 
great  grandfather,  who  came  up 
from  Georgia  to  Canada  via  the 
underground  railway  and  then 
purchased  the  farm  after  the  Civil 
War.  No,  I wasn't  offended  by 

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your  use  of  the  word.  Negroes  were 
called  niggers  openly  in  the  time 
you  wrote  about  and  nobody 
thought  anything  of  it.  Sure,  the 
word  was  an  insult.  But  you  were 
portraying  people  as  they  actual- 
ly talked  and  the  ethical  basis  of 
your  novel,  the  struggle  between 
Huck’s  duty  as  a citizen  and  his 
feeling  for  Jim  as  a human  being 
and  the  victory  of  the  human  feel- 
ing in  Huck — 1 was  moved.  The 
whole  book  was  an  indictment  of 
slavery,  of  the  semifeudal  society 
of  the  Mississippi,  of  supersti- 
tion— of  everything  stupid  of  that 
time.  So  why  should  I be  offended 
by  it?” 

“Then  why—” 

“Abdullah — whose  original 
name  was  George  Robert 
Lee — was  born  in  nineteen- 
twenty-five  and  Hacking  was  bom 
in  nineteen-thirty-eight.  Blacks 
were  niggers  then  to  a lot  of 
whites,  though  not  all.  They  found 
out  the  hard  way  that  violence — or 
the  threat  of  it,  the  same  thing  that 
the  whites  had  used  to  keep  them 
down — was  the  only  way  to  get 
their  rights  as  citizens  of  the 
United  States.  You  died  in  nine- 
teen-ten,  right?  But  you  must  have 
been  told  by  any  number  of  peo- 
ple what  happened  after  that?” 

Sam  nodded.  “It's  hard  to  be- 
lieve. Not  the  violence  of  the  riots. 
Plenty  of  that  happened  in  my  life- 
time and  nothing,  I understand, 
ever  equaled  the  Draft  Act  riots  in 


New  York  City  during  the  Civil 
War.  1 mean,  what’s  hard  to 
visualize  is  the  licentiousness  of 
the  late  twentieth  century.” 

FIREBRASS  laughed  and  said, 
“Yet  you’re  living  in  a society 
that  is  far  more  free  and  licen- 
tious— from  the  viewpoint  of  the 
nineteenth  century — than  any 
society  in  the  twentieth. 

You’ve  adapted.” 

“I  suppose  so,”  Sam  replied. 
“But  the  two  weeks  of  absolute 
nudity  that  the  entire  human  spe- 
cies lived  through  during  the  first 
days  after  resurrection  ensured 
that  mankind  would  never  again 
be  the  same.  Not  as  regards  nud- 
ity, anyway.  And  the  undeniable 
fact  of  the  resurrection  shattered 
many  fixed  ideas  and  attitudes. 
Though  the  diehard  is  still  with  us, 
as  witness  your  Wahhabi  Mos- 
lems.” 

“Tell  me,  Sinjoro  Clemens,” 
Firebrass  said.  “You  were  an 
early  liberal,  far  ahead  of  your 
times  in  many  things.  You  spoke 
up  against  slavery  and  were  for 
equality.  And  when  you  wrote  the 
Magna  Carta  for  Parolando 
you  insisted  that  there  Should  be 
political  equality  for  all  species, 
races  and  both  sexes.  I notice  that 
a black  man  and  a .white  woman 
live  almost  next  door  to  you.  Be 
hpnest,  doesn't  it  disturb  you  to 
see  that?” 

Sam  drew  in  smoke,  blew  it  out 

IF 


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and  said,  “To  be  honest,  yes,  it  did  not  downright  pain,  by  leaving 
disturb  me.  Well,  to  tell  the  truth,  Parolando.” 
it  almost  killed  me!  What  my  “Are  you  threatening  me?" 

mind  told  me  and  what  my  re-  “Not  with  any  action  from  me. 

flexes  told  me  were  two  different  But  there  are  plenty  who  may  get 
things.  I hated  it.  But  1 stuck  to  my  so  riled  up  they'll  run  you  out  on  a 
guns,  I said  nothing,  I became  ac-  rail.  Or  take  you  down  to  The 
quainted  with  that  couple  and  I River  and  drown  you.  You’re  up- 
learned  to  like  them.  And  now,  setting  everybody  with  your 
after  a year,  it  bothers  me  only  a preachings.  This  state  was  found- 
very  little.  And  that  will  go  away  in  ed  with  one  main  goal,  the  build- 
time.’’ ing  of  the  Riverboat.  Now,  a man 

“The  difference  between  may  say  anything  he  wants  to  and 
you — representing  the  white  lib-  not  run  foul  of  the  law  here.  But 
eral— and  the  youth  of  Hacking’s  there  are  those  who  sometimes  ig- 
day  and  mine  was  that  we  were  not  nore  the  law  and  I wouldn’t  want  to 
bothered.  We  accepted  it.’’  have  to  punish  them  because  you 

“Don’t  I get  any  credit  for  lift-  tempted  them.  I suggest  that  you 
ing  myself  by  my  mental  boot-  do  your  Christian  duty  and  re- 
straps?’’  Sam  asked.  move  yourself  from  the  premises. 

“Yawblaw,”  Firebrass  said,  That  way,  you  won’t  be  tempting 
lapsing  into  English— of  a sort,  good  men  and  women  to  commit 
“Two  degrees  off  is  better  than  violence.’’ 

ninety.  Pin  it.’’  “I’m  not  a Christian,’’  Goering 

said. 

HE  WENT  out.  Sam  was  left  “I  admire  a man  who  can  admit 
alone.  He  sat  for  a long  that.  I don’t  think  I ever  met  a 
while,  then  stood  up  and  went  out-  preacher  who  came  out  and  said 
side.  The  first  person  he  saw  was  so,  in  so  many  words.” 

Hermann  Goering.  His  head  was  “Sinjoro  Clemens,”  Goering 
still  wrapped  in  a towel  but  his  said,  “I  read  your  books  when  I 
skin  was  less  pale  and  his  eyes  did  was  a young  man  in  Germany, 
not  look  odd.  first  in  German  and  then  in  Eng- 

Sam  said,  “How’s  your  head?”  lish.  But  levity  or  mild  irony  aren’t 
“It  still  hurts.  But  I can  walk  going  to  get  us  any  place.  I am  not 
without  driving  hot  spikes  in  it  a Christian,  though  I try  to  prac- 
every  time  I take  a step.”  tice  the  better  Christian  virtues.  I 

“I  don’t  like  to  see  a man  suf-  am  a missionary  for  the  Church 
fer,”  Sam  said.  “So  I suggest  that  of  the  Second  Chance.  All  Ter- 
you  could  avoid  more  suffering,  if  restrial  religions  have  been  dis- 

the  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT  53 


credited,  even  if  some  won’t  admit 
it.  The  Church  is  the  first  religion 
to  rise  on  the  new  world,  the  only 
one  which  has  any  chance  to  sur- 
vive. It — ” 

“Spare  me  the  lecture,"  Sam 
said.  “I’ve  heard  enough  from  your 
predecessors  and  from  you.  What 
I’m  saying,  in  utter  friendliness 
and  a desire  to  save  you  from 
harm  and  also,  to  be  honest,  to  get 
you  out  of  my  craw,  is  that  you 
should  take  off.  Right  now.  Or 
you'll  be  killed." 

“Then  I’ll  rise  at  dawn  tomor- 
row somewhere  else  and  preach 
The  Truth  there,  wherever  I find 
myself.  You  see,  here,  as  on  Earth, 
the  blood  of  the  martyr  is  the  seed 
of  the  Church.  The  man  who  kills 
one  of  us  only  ensures  that  The 
Truth,  the  chance  for  eternal 
salvation,  will  be  heard  by  more 
people.  Murder  has  spread  our 
faith  up  and  down  The  River  far 
faster  than  any  conventional 
means." 

"Congratulations,"  Sam  said  ex- 
asperatedly,  dropping  into  Eng- 
lish as  he  often  did  when  angry. 
“But  tell  me,  doesn't  the  repeated 
killing  of  your  missionaries 
bother  you?  Aren't  you  afraid  of 
running  out  of  body?" 

"What  do  you  mean?" 

"Tenets,  anyone?'' 

Sam  got  no  reaction  except  a 
puzzled  look.  Sam  resumed  in 
Esperanto.  "One  of  your  major 
tenets,  if  I remember  correctly,  is 


that  Man  wasn’t  resurrected  so  he  j 
could  enjoy  life  here  forever.  He  i 
is  given  only  a limited  time,  though 
it  may  look  like  a long  time  to 
most,  especially  if  they  don’t  hap- 
pen to  be  enjoying  life  here.  You 
postulate  something  analogous 
to  a soul,  something  you  call  a 
psychomorph,  right?  Or  some- 
times a ka . You  have  to,  otherwise 
you  can’t  claim  a continuity  of 
identity  in  a man.  Without  it  a 
man  who  dies  is  dead,  even  if  his 
body  is  reproduced  exactly  and 
made  alive  again.  That  second 
body  is  only  a reproduction.  The 
Lazarus  has  the  mind  and  the 
memories  of  the  man  who  died,  so 
he  thinks  he's  the  man  who  died. 
But  he  isn't.  He's  just  a living  du- 
plicate. Death  terminated  the  first 
man.  He's  through. 

"Unless  he  has  a soul — or  a psy- 
chomorph or  a /ctf  — call  it  what 
you  will.  This  is  an  entity  which  is 
born  with  the  body,  accompanies 
it,  registers  and  records  every- 
thing the  body  does  and,  indeed, 
must  be  an  incorporeal  incor- 
poration of  the  body,  if  you'll  ex- 
cuse that  contradiction.  So  that, 
when  the  flesh  dies,  the  ka  still 
exists.  It  exists  in  some  fourth 
dimension  or  in  some  polariza- 
tion which  protoplasmic  eyes  can't 
see  or  mechanical  devices  can't 
detect.  Is  that  correct?" 

"You're  close  enough,"  Goer- 
ing  said.  "Crudely  put  but  satis- 
factory." 


54 


IF 


((CO  FAR,"  Sam  said,  expel-  energy-matter  converters,  made 
^ling  a big  cloud  of  green  whole  and  young  again  and  then 
smoke,  "we  have— you  have,  not  recordings  are  made  of  these 
I— the  postulated  soul  of  the  bodies — which  are  destroyed  and 
Christians  and  the  Moslems  and  the  dead  are  raised  on  a new  world, 
others  ad  nauseam . But  you  claim  such  as  this,  again  through  e-m 
that  the  soul  does  not  go  to  a hell  or  conversion, 
a heaven.  It  flits  around  in  some  "The  psychomorphs,  or  kasy 
sort  of  fourth-dimensional  limbo,  have  an  affinity  to  their  proto- 
It  would  do  so  forever  if  it  were  plasmic  twins.  The  moment  a 
not  for  the  interference  of  other  duplicate  of  the  dead  body  is 
beings.  These  are  extra-Terres-  made,  the  ka  attaches  itself  and 
trials  who  came  into  existence  begins  recording.  So  that,  if  the 
long  before  humanity  did.  These  body  is  killed  and  duplicated  a 
superbeings  came  to  Earth  when  hundred  times,  the  ka  still  retains 
mankind  did  not  yet  exist — in  fact,  the  identity,  the  mind  and  the 
they  visited  every  planet  in  the  uni-  memories  of  all  the  bodies.  So  that 
verse  that  might  have  sentient  life  it  is  not  just  one  duplicate  after 
someday."  another  being  created.  It  is  a mat- 

"You're  not  phrasing  exactly  ter  of  preservation  of  the  pristine 
as  we  do,"  Goering  said.  "We  individual." 
maintain  that  every  Galaxy  has  "But!"  Sam  said,  waving  his 
one — or  perhaps  many — ancient  cigar  and  then  stabbing  its  glow- 
species  inhabiting  certain  planets,  ing  end  close  to  Goering's  cheek. 
These  beings  may  have  arisen  in  "But!  You  maintain  that  a man 
our  Galaxy  or  they  may  have  or-  cannot  be  killed  an  indefinite 
iginated  in  an  earlier,  now  dead,  number  of  times.  You  say  that. 
Galaxy  or  universe.  In  any  event,  after  a couple  of  hundred  times 
they  are  wise  and  knew  long  ago  death  does  have  a final  effect, 
that  sentient  life  would  arise  on  Continued  dying  weakens  the  link 
Earth  and  they  set  up  devices  between  body  and  ka  and  even- 
which  started  recording  these  sen-  tually  the  duplication  of  the  body 
tients  from  the  moment  they  ap-  does  not  cause  the  ktt  to  merge  with 
peared.  These  devices  are  unde-  it.  The  ka  wanders  off,  haunts  the 
tectable  by  the  sentients.  spooky  corridors  of  the  fourth 

"At  some  time  which  these  An-  dimension  or  whatever.  It  be- 
cients,  as  we  call  them,  have  deter-  comes,  in  effect,  a ghost,  a lost 
mined,  the  recordings  are  sent  to  a soul.  It  is  done  for." 
special  place.  There  the  dead  are  "That  is  the  essence  of  our 
fleshed  out  from  the  recordings  by  faith,"  Goering  said.  "Or  I should 

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55 


say  our  knowledge,  since  we  know 
this  to  be  true.” 

Sam  raised  his  bushy  eyebrows. 
“Indeed?  Know?” 

“Yes.  Our  founder  heard  The 
Truth  a year  after  Resurrection,  a 
year  to  the  day  after  all  of  human- 
ity rose  from  the  dead.  A man 
came  to  him  at  night  as  he  prayed 
for  a revelation  on  a high  ledge  up 
in  the  mountains.  This  man  told 
him  certain  things,  showed  him 
certain  things,  that  no  terrestrial 
mortal  could  tell  or  show.  This 
man  was  an  agent  of  The  Ancients 
and  he  revealed  The  Truth,  and 
told  our  founder  to  go  out  and 
preach  the  doctrine  of  the  Second 
Chance. 

“Actually,  Second  Chance  is  a 
misnomer.  It  is  really  our  First 
Chance,  because  we  never  had  a 
chance  for  salvation  and  eternal 
life  while  we  were  on  Earth.  But  life 
on  Earth  was  a necessary  prelude 
to  this  Riverworld.  The  Creator 
made  the  universe  and  then  The 
Ancients  preserved  humankind— 
indeed,  all  sentients  throughout 
the  universe.  They  preserved . But 
salvation  is  up  to  mankind  only. 

“It  is  up  to  each  man  to  save 
himself,  now  that  he  has  been 
given  the  chance.” 

“Through  the  Church  of  the  Sec- 
ond Chance  and  that  only,  I sup- 
pose,” Sam  said.  He  did  not'  want 
to  sneer  but  he  could  not  help  it. 

“That  is  what  we  believe,”  Goer- 
ing  said. 

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64YV7HAT  were  the  credentials 
▼ ▼ of  this  mysterious  strang- 
er?” Sam  said.  He  thought  of  his 
Mysterious  Stranger,  and  felt 
panic.  Could  the  two  be  the  same? 
Or  from  among  the  same  beings, 
who  called  themselves  the  Ethi- 
cals?  His  Stranger,  the  man  who 
sent  the  ‘nickel-iron  meteorite  here 
and  who  had  enabled  Joe  Miller  to 
see  the  Tower  in  the  mists  of  the 
North  Polar  Sea,  was  a renegade 
of  the  Ethicals.  If  he  were  to  be  be- 
lieved. 

“Credentials?”  Goering  said. 
“Papers  from  God?”  He  laughed. 
“The  founder  knew  that  his  visi- 
tor could  not  be  just  a man  be- 
cause he  knew  things  that  only  a 
god,  or  a superior  being,  coiild 
know  about  him.  And  he  showed 
him  some  things  that  he  had  to 
believe.  And  he  told  him  how  we 
were  brought  back  to  life  and  why. 
He  did  not  tell  him  everything. 
Some  things  will  be  revealed  later. 
Some  things  we  must  find  out  for 
ourselves.” 

“What  is  the  name  of  this 
founder?”  Sam  Said.  “Or  don’t  you 
know?  Is  that  one  of  the  hidden 
things?” 

“No  one  knows,”  Goering  said. 
“It  is  not  necessary  to  know. 
What  is  a name?  He  only  called 
himself  Viro.  That  is,  in 
Esperanto,  a man.  From  the  Latin 
vir.  We  call  him  La  Fondinto,  The 
Founder,  or  La  Viro,  The  Man.” 

“Did  you  ever  meet  him?” 


IF 


“No,  but  I have  met  two  who 
knew  him  well.  One  was  there  when 
LaViro  preached  the  first  time, 
seven  days  after  the  Stranger  had 
talked  to  him.” 

“La  Viro  is  definitely  male?  Not 
a woman?” 

“Oh,  yes!” 

Sam  sighed  deeply  and  said, 
“That's  a great  weight  off  my 
mind.  If  the  founder  had  turned  out 
to  be  Mary  Baker  Eddy  I would 
have  curled  up  and  died.” 

“What?” 

“Never  mind,”  Sam  said,  grin- 
ning. “I  wrote  a book  about  her 
once.  I wouldn't  want  to  meet  her; 
she'd  scalp  me  alive.  But  some  of 
the  wild  mystical  things  you  told 
me  reminded  me  of  her.” 

“Except  for  the  ka , everything  in 
our  explanation  is  based  on  the 
physical.  And  the  ka  is  physical 
but  at  right  angles,  you  might  say, 
to  our  reality.  We  believe  that  it  is 
science,  the  science  of  The 
Ancients,  which  has  given  us  a 
physical  resurrection.  There's 
nothing  supernatural  about  any- 
thing, except  our  belief  in  The 
Creator,  of  course.  The  rest  is  all 
science.” 

“Like  Mary  Baker  Eddy's  reli- 
gion?” Sam  asked. 

“I  do  not  know  of  her.” 

“So  how  do  we  attain  this  salva- 
tion?” 

“By  becoming  love.  And  that 
implies,  of  course,  that  we  do  not 
offer  violence,  even  in  self-defense. 


We  believe  that  we  can  become 
love  only  by  attaining  a certain 
transcendent  state  and  that  comes 
through  self-knowledge.  So  far 
most  of  mankind  has  not  learned 
how  to  use  dreamgum;  man  has 
abused  the  drug,  just  as  he  abuses 
everything.” 

“And  you  think  you  have  be- 
come love , whatever  that  phrase 
means?” 

“Not  yet.  But  I am  on  the  way.” 
“Through  dreamgum?” 

“Not  just  with  it.  It  helps.  But 
you  have' to  act,  too,  you  have  to 
preach  and  suffer  for  your  belief. 
And  learn  not  to  hate.  Learn  to 
love.” 

“So  that  is  why  you  oppose  my 
Riverboat?  You  think  that  we  are 
wasting  our  time  by  building  it?” 
“It's  a goal  that  will  bring  no  one 
any  good.  So  far  it  has  resulted  in 
the  devastation  of  the  land,  in 
greed  and  pain  and  bloodshed,  in 
anxiety  and  treachery.  In  hate, 
hate,  hate!  And  for  what?  So  you 
can  have  what  nobody  else  has,  a 
giant  boat  of  metal  propelled  by 
electricity,  the  apex  of  the  tech- 
nology this  planet  offers,  a ship  of 
fools.  So  you  can  journey  to  the 
headwaters  of  The  River.  When 
you  get  there,  then  what?  You 
should  be  journeying  to  the  head- 
waters of  the  soul!” 

“There  are  some  things  you 
don’t  know,"  Sam  said.  His 
smugness  was  soured  by  a vision. 
There  was  the  devil,  crouching  in 


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57 


the  darkness,  whispering  in  his 
ear.  But  someone  had  crouched  in 
the  darkness  and  whispered  in  the 
ear  of  the  founder  of  the  Church, 
"too.  Was  the  Church’s  Stranger  the 
devil?  The  being  who  had  come  to 
Samuel  Clemens  had  said  that  the 
others  were  the  devils  and  he 
wanted  to  save  mankind. 

The  devil  would  say  something 
like  that,  of  course. 

“Don’t  my  words  touch  your 
heart  at  all?”  Goering  said. 

Sam  rapped  his  chest  with  his 
fist  and  said,  “Yes,  I do  believe  I 
have  a touch  of  indigestion.” 

Goering  made  a fist  and  clamped 
his  lips. 

“Watch  out,  you’ll  lose  your 
love,”  Sam  said  and  walked  away. 
But  he  did  not  feel  particularly  tri- 
umphant, It  was  a fact  that  he  did 
have  a little  stomach  upset.  Invin- 
cible ignorance  always  upset  him, 
even  though  he  knew  he  should  just 
laugh  at  it. 

VII 

THE  afternoon  of  the  next  day 
arrived.  Sam  Clemens  and 
John  Lackland  had  been  arguing 
all  morning.  John  said  that  he 
would  never  apologize  for  any- 
thing he  said  to  a commoner,  es- 
pecially to  a man  called  Abdul- 
lah, a Saracen. 

Finally  Sam,  exasperated  past 
caution  and  reasonableness,  said, 
“We  can’t  afford  to  have  the  baux- 


ite cut  off  by  Hacking.  We  can’t  af- 
ford anything  that  will  put  a stop  to 
building  the  Riverboat.  Maybe 
you’re  doing  this  to  force  a war  be- 
tween us  and  Soul  City.  It  isn’t  go- 
ing to  work,  Your  Majesty!” 

Sam  had  been  walking  back  and 
forth,  waving  a panatela  as  he 
spoke.  John  sprawled  before  the 
oaken  round  table  in  Sam’s 
pilothouse.  Joe  Miller  sat  in  a 
corner  on  a big  chair  specially  built 
for  him.  The  massive  palaeo- 
lithic Mongolian,  Zaksksromb, 
stood  behind  John. 

Suddenly,  Sam  whirled  and 
planked  both  fists  on  the  table. 
Leaning  on  the  table,  his  cigar  in 
one  corner  of  his  mouth,  the  red- 
dish tangle  of  his  eyebrows  drawn 
down,  he  snarled  at  John. 

“You  gave  in  once,  at  Runny- 
mede,  when  you  signed  the  Magna 
Carta.  It  was  about  the  only  de- 
cent thing  you  ever  did  during  your 
reign — and  there  are  some  who  say 
you  had  your  fingers  crossed  then. 
Well,  this  is  another  showdown, 
John,  Your  Majesty.  You  apolo- 
gize to  Abdullah,  who  has  a right 
to  an  apology — or  I’ll  call  a 
special  session  of  the  Council  and 
we'll  determine  your  fitness  to 
continue  as  co-Consul!” 

John  glowered  at  him  for  a full 
minute  at  the  least.  Then  he  said, 
“Your  threats  don’t  scare  me.  But 
it’s  evident  that  you  would  sooner 
plunge  our  land  into  civil  war  than 
go  to  war  with  Soul  City.  I do  not 


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IF 


understand  this  madness,  but 
then  a rational  man  always  has 
trouble  understanding  irration- 
ality. So — I will  apologize,  why 
not?  A king  can  afford  to  be 
gracious  to  a commoner.  It  costs 
him  nothing  and  enhances  his 
graciousness.” 

John  rose  and  swaggered  out,  his 
huge  bodyguard  behind  him. 

Ten  minutes  later  Sam  heard 
that  John  had  appeared  at  the  state 
guest  house  and  offered  his 
apology.  Abdullah  X accepted  it, 
though  sullenly.  It  was  evident 
that  he  had  been  ordered  to  do  so. 

Just  before  the  factory  whistles 
announced  the  end  of  lunch  hour, 
Cawber  entered.  He  sat  down 
without  waiting  for  Sam  to  invite 
him.  Sam  raised  his  eyebrows,  be- 
cause this  was  the  first  time  that 
this  had  happened.  There  was 
something  indefinable  in  Caw- 
ber’s  attitude.  Sam,  watching 
him  carefully,  listening  to  every 
inflection  of  his  voice,  decided 
that  his  attitude  was  that  of  a 
slave  who  has  decided  to  be  a slave 
no  more. 

CAWBER  knew  that  he  would 
be  the  emissary  to  Soul  City. 
He  sat  leaning  forward,  huge  black 
arms  resting  on  the  oak,  his  hands 
spread  out.  He  spoke  in  Esperanto 
and,  like  many  people,  often  in  the 
present  tense,  using  an  adverb  of 
time  to  indicate  future  or  past  if 
he  wanted  to  clarify. 

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Cawber’s  team  had  talked  to  ev- 
ery one  of  the  approximately  three 
thousand  undoubted  Negroes 
(there  was  some  confusion  of 
classification  about  some  of  the 
prehistorics).  A third  of  these  was 
willing,  though  not  eager,  to  go  to 
Soul  City  in  exchange  for  Hack- 
ing’s unwanted  citizens.  Most 
were  late  twentieth-century 
blacks.  The  others  maintained 
that  they  had  work  that  gave  them 
prestige,  that  they  liked  being  on 
an  equal  footing  with  the  whites 
and  that  they  did  not  want  to  give 
up  their  chance  to  be  on  the  River- 
boat. 

The  latter  was  probably  the  big- 
gest determinant,  Sam  thought.  He 
was  not  the  only  one  who  dfeamed 
of  the  Riverboat.  It  drove  through 
the  minds  of  many  during  sleep, 
gleaming  like  a jewel  with  a fire- 
fly trapped  inside  it. 

Firebrass  and  his  people  were  re- 
quested to  come  to  the  conference 
room.  Firebrass  was  late  because 
he  had  been  inspecting  the  air- 
plane. He  was  laughing  about  its 
quaintness,  fragility  and  slow- 
ness, and  yet  he  was  envious  that 
von  Richthofen  would  be  the  one 
to  fly  it. 

“You’ll  certainly  get  a chance  to 
fly  it,  too,”  Sam  said.  “Provided 
that  you  are  still  here,  of  course, 
when — ” 

Firebrass  waved  aside  Sam’s  as- 
surances, became  serious.  “What  is 
your  decision,  gentlemen,  re- 

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garding  my  government’s  propo- 
sal?” 

Sam  looked  at  John,  who  ges- 
tured that  Sam  had  the  floor.  John 
intended  that  any  ill  feelings  should 
first  be  directed  at  Sam. 

“This  is  a democracy,”  Sam 
said.  “And  we  can’t  tell  our  citizens 
to  get  out  unless  they’ve  been  guilty 
of  illegal  behavior.  So,  as  I see 
it — as  we  see  it — any  citizen  of 
Parolando  may  go  to  Soul  City  if 
he  wishes.  1 think  we  actually 
reached  basic  agreement  on  this 
when  we  last  met.  It  will  be  up  to 
your  government  to  negotiate 
with  each  citizen.  As  for  taking  in 
your  Arabs  and  Dravidians  and 
so  forth— we’ll  give  them  a chance 
to  come  with  us  if  they  want:  but 
we  reserve  the  right  to  get  rid  of 
them  if  they  don’t  work  out.  Where 
they’ll  go  then  is  up  to  them.” 

“Well,”  Firebrass  said,  “I  don’t 
suppose  Hacking  wants  anybody 
who  isn't  willing  to  live  in  Soul 
City,  no  matter  how  black  that 
person  is.” 

“What  about  the  shipments  of 
minerals?”  Sam  said.  “Will  those 
be  discontinued  during  the  nego- 
tiations?” 

“I  really  couldn’t  say,"  Fire- 
brass  replied.  “I  doubt  it,  but  I'd 
have  fto  confer.  Of  course,  you’ll 
have  to  keep  up  your  present  rate 
of  ore  and  weapons 'to  us  before 
the  price  is  raised.” 

“I  notice  you  said  is , not  might 
be"  Sam  said. 

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“Anything  I say  is  subject  to 
confirmation  or  negation  from 
Soul  City,”  Firebrass  said,  smiling. 

The  rest  of  the  conference  was 
that  Cawber  would  go  to  Soul  City 
as  Parolando’s  ambassador  if  the 
Carta  could  be  changed  to  arrange 
it.  Everything  else  was  still  up  in 
the  air.  Sam  Clemens  received  the 
impression  that  Firebrass  did  not 
intend  to  speed  things  up.  Quite 
the  contrary.  He  was  willing  to  let 
things  drag  on  or  even  to  put  his 
own  foot  on  the  brake  if  things 
showed  signs  of  accelerating.  He 
wanted  to  remain  in  Parolando 
and  Sam  could  only  think  that  he 
wished  to  do  so  in  order  to  spy. 
Perhaps  he  also  wanted  to  stir  up 
trouble. 

Later,  when  he  discussed  the 
meeting  with  John,  he  found  some 
variations  to  his  conclusions. 
John  agreed  that  Firebrass  was  a 
spy  but  he  could  not  see  why  Fire- 
brass would  stir  up  trouble. 

“He  would  want  the  boat  to  be 
built  as  swiftly  as  possible.  The 
sooner  it’s  completed,  the  sooner 
Hacking  will  try  to  seize  it.  Do 
you  think  for  one  moment  that 
Hacking  doesn't  intend  to  get  the 
boat?  Do  you  think  for  one  mo- 
ment that  we  have  a single  neigh- 
bor who  doesn’t  intend  to  try  for 
the  boat?  Arthur  made  the  abor- 
tive attempt  to  take  us  over  be- 
cause of  his  hatred  for  me.  He 
should  have  waited  until  the  boat 
was  nearly  completed  and  then. 


IF 


with  Kleomenes  and  the  Ulmaks, 
launched  all  the  force  they  could 
mount  in  an  all-out  attack.  As 
things  worked  out*  he  and  Kleo- 
menes were  killed  and  lyeyasu  has 
invaded  their  countries  while 
their  successors  are  fighting 
among  themselves.” 

“According  to  our  spies*  he's 
winning,  too*”  Sam  said. 

“If  he  consolidates  his  state  with 
the  other  two*  then  he'll  be  a very 
formidable  enemy.” 

And  so  will  you  be,  John  Lack- 
land,  Sam  thought.  Of  all  the  peo- 
ple I II  have  to  watch  after  the  boat 
is  built,  youll  bear  the  closest 
watching  . . . 

FI  REBRASS  announced  that  he 
and  his  delegation  would  re- 
main at  Soul  City's  embassy  while 
the  negotiations  went  on. 

“It's  nice  to  have  you*''  Sam 
said.  “But  Soul  City  has  its  own  in- 
dustries. I know  it's  been  using  our 
ore  to  make  weapons  and  several 
things  our  spies  can't  find  out 
about.” 

Firebrass  looked  surprised  and 
then  he  laughed  uproariously. 
“You  twist  my  stick,  stymate!"  he 
said  in  English.  Then,  in  Esperan- 
to, “Well,  why  shouldn't  we  be 
frank?  I like  that.  Yes*  we  know 
you  have  spies  among  us  just  as 
you  know  we  have  ours  here.  Who 
doesn't  have  his  men  in  his  neigh- 
bors' lands?  But  what  are  you  get- 
ting at?" 


“You're  the  most  technically 
trained  man  Hacking  has.  You're  a 
Ph.  D.  You’re  in  charge  of  the  fac- 
tories and  of  research  and  devel- 
opment. So  why  does  Hacking 
send  you  here  when  he  needs  you 
there?” 

“I’ve  set  everything  up  to  run 
smoothly.  Soul  City  doesn't  need 
me  right  now— and  I was  bored.  I 
wanted  to  come  here*  where  it’s 
at.” 

“So  you  can  see  what  we’re  do- 
ing, like  our  Mark  1 handguns  and 
our  airplane  and  the  amphibian 
and  its  steam  cannon?” 

Firebrass  grinned  and  nodded. 
“Yes.  Why  not?  If  I don’t  see  these 
things,  someone  else  will.” 

Sam  relaxed.  He  said,  “Have  a 
cigar.  You  can  look  all  you  want. 
We're  not  doing  anything  you 
wouldn't  have  figured  out  for 
yourself*  except  for  the  steam 
cannon  maybe.  That,  by  the  way, 
is  my  invention.  Come  along  with 
me.  I'm  very  proud  of  it  and  want 
you  to  see  it.  It's  almost  finished.” 
Firedragon  / rested  inside  its 
supporting  framework  of  timbers. 
It  was  silvery  gray  and  shaped  like 
a flat-bottomed  boat  but  had 
seven  huge  metal  wheels  with  plas- 
tic tires  on  each  side.  Twin  screws 
protected  by- a screen  protruded 
from  its  rear.  Its  length  was  thirty 
feet,  its  beam  ten  and  its  height  was 
twelve  feet.  Three  turrets  stuck 
out  from  the  upper  deck.  One  held 
the  pilot  and  captain  and  radio 


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operator,  though' at  the  moment 
Parolando  had  ho  radios.  The 
center  turret  was  higher  than  the 
others  and  the  barrel  of  a short 
stubby  weapon  encased  in  wood 
projected  from  it.  The  rear  turret 
was  designed  for  gunners  who 
would  be  armed  with  Mark  I hand- 
guns  and  perhaps  rifles. 

‘The  amphibian  bums  wood  al- 
cohol to  generate  steam,"  Sam 
said.  “Let's  go  inside,  through  this 
hatch  in  the  side  here.  You'll  notice 
that  the  boiler  takes  up  about  a 
third  of  the  interior.  There's  a 
good  reason  for  that,  as  you'll  see." 

They  climbed  up  a ladder  into 
the  interior  of  the  center  turret, 
which  was  lit  by  a single  light  bulb. 
Firebrass  exclaimed  at  this— it 
was  the  only  electric  light  bulb  he 
had  ever  seen  on  The  River.  Sam 
explained  that  it  was  powered  by  a 
fuel  cell. 

“And  here  is  the  Superdooper 
Steam  Machine  Cannon,"  he  said. 
He  pointed  at  the  cylinder  sticking 
out  of  the  gray  bulkhead  of  the  tur- 
ret. Underneath  it  were  a pistol- 
like butt  and  a trigger.  Firebrass 
got  behind  it,  put  his  finger  on  the 
trigger  and  looked  out  through  the 
opening  above  the  barrel.  He 
raised  and  lowered  the  weapon. 
“There'll  be  a chair  for  the  oper- 
ator to  sit  in,"  Sam  said.  “He'll  be 
able  to  rotate  the  turret  any  way 
he  wants  by  pushing  pedals.  He 
can  depress  the  gun  about  twenty 
degrees  up  or  down.  The  steam 


from  the  boiler  is  the  motive 
power  for  the  eighty-caliber  plas- 
tic bullets.  The  gun  is  fired  from  an 
open  breech.  That  is,  there’s  no 
bullet  in  the  barrel  when  the  trig- 
ger is  pulled.  Pulling  the  trigger 
releases  a catch  which  permits  the 
breech  block  to  move  forward,  im- 
pelled by  a spring.  During  its  for- 
ward travel  the  breech  block  picks 
up  a plastic  bullet  from  the  clip 
and  pushes  it  into  the  breech.  Just 
before  the  block  reaches  the 
breech  the  camming  lugs  on  either 
side  engage  in  their  slots  and  turn 
the  breech  block  a quarter  turn  to 
the  right,  thus  locking  the  breech. 
You  follow  me?" 

Firebrass  nodded. 

“Good.  As  soon  as  the  quarter 
turn  is  completed,  the  inlet  channel 
in  the  breech  block  comes  into  line 
with  the  feed  channel  from  the  high- 
pressure  steam  line.  This  allows 
hot,  say  approximately  four 
hundred-degree  F.,  steam  to  enter 
the  chamber  in  the  breech  block. 
The  plastic  cartridge  is  forced 
through  the  barrel  by  the  expansion 
of  steam.  At  the  same  time  the 
steam  pressure,  acting  against  the 
rear  of  the  chamber,  begins  to  force 
the  breech  block  back.  Because  of 
the  greater  weight  of  the  block, 
however,  the  block  doesn't  begin  to 
move  until  the  bullet  has  already 
cleared  the  muzzle  of  the  rifle. 

“As  the  block  begins  to  move 
backward,  the  camming  lugs  move 
in  the  camming  slots  and  turn  the 


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IF 


bolt  a quarter  turn  to  the  left,  thus 
shutting  off  the  steam.  Then  the 
breech  block  returns  to  its  original 
position.  If  the  trigger  is  still  held 
back,  the  operation  is  repeated  in- 
definitely.” 

Firebrass  said,  “I’m  impressed. 
But  won’t  the  gun  operate  most  ef- 
ficiently if  its  temperature  is  the 
same  as  the  incoming  high-pres- 
sure steam?  That  way,  less  of  the 
steam’s  energy  would  be  used  to 
heat  the  gun  and  this  means  more 
steam  to  propel  the  bullet.  Ah,  I 
see!  You  do  have  a hollow  jacket 
around  the  barrel.  The  steam 
travels  through  that  before  it  en- 
ters the  weapon  itself,  right?” 

“Yes.  There’s  an  insulating  jack- 
et of  plaster  encased  in  wood.  Note 
that  bleeder  valve.  It  permits  the 
gun  to  be  heated  up  before  use — a 
few  seconds  before  it’s  fired.  If  that 
isn’t  done  the  gun  might  jam.  And 
since  the  gun's  maximum  temper- 
ature is  the  same  as  the  steam  in 
the  boiler,  there’s  no  danger  of 
burning  up  the  barrel.  You  can 
use  the  gun  like  a fire  hose.  In  fact, 
that'll  be  about  the  only  way  it’ll  be 
effective.  The  accuracy  of  a light 
plastic  bullet  with  such  compar- 
atively low  muzzle  velocity  isn’t 
high.” 

FIREBRASS  was  far  from  be- 
ing depressed  because  of  the 
military  superiority  the  amphibian 
would  give  Parolando.  This  prob- 
ably was  because  he  was  planning 


on  building  one  for  Soul  City.  Or, 
if  Parolando  had  one,  then  per- 
haps he  might  build  two.  In  which 
case,  Parolando  would  have  to 
build  three. 

Soul  City  could  not  outbuild 
Parolando.  But  Parolando  could 
not  cut  the  supplies  off,  because 
then  Soul  Scity  would  cut  off  the 
bauxite,  cryolite,  platinum  and  ir- 
idium. 

The  exhilaration  from  showing 
off  his  deadly  invention  whistled 
out  almost  audibly  from  Sam.  The 
only  solution  to  the  problem,  if 
Soul  City  did  start  a weapons  race, 
would  be  to  smash  Soul  City  and 
take  direct  control  of  the  minerals. 
This  meant  putting  off  the  building 
of  the  Riverboat.  And  it  also 
meant  offending  the  two  states, 
Publiujo  and  Tifonujo,  that  lay 
between  Parolando  and  Soul 
City.  And  if  those  two  states  got  to- 
gether, they  would  be  formidable, 
what  with  the  weapons  that  Paro- 
lando had  to  give  them  in  exchange 
for  (heir  wood. 

Sam  had  thought  that  that  po- 
tentiality was  bad  enough.  But  a 
few  days  later  lyeyasu  completed 
his  conquest  of  his  neighboring 
states  and  sent  a mission  to  Paro- 
lando. He  made  no  demands  that 
could  not  be  met.  In  fact,  in  one 
way  his  proposals  were  helpful.  He 
said  that  his  nation  had  lost 
enough  trees  and  he  would  like  to 
give  them  a chance  to  grow 
again — but  for  an  increase  in  the 

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THE  FABULOUS  RIVERBOAT 


number  of  weapons  from  Paro- 
lando  he  was  willing  to  provide  a 
large  quantity  of  wood  and  of  ex- 
crement for  their  gunpowder  in- 
dustry. He  would  invade  the  terri- 
tories across  The  River  and  take 
their  wood  from  them. 

What  it  amounted  to  was  that 
Parolando  would  be  paying 
lyeyasu  to  collect  the  wood.  It 
would  be  cheaper  and  also  a lot  less 
painful  for  Parolandoj,  who 
would  not  have  to  do  their  own  kill- 
ing, enslaving  or  raiding. 

And  Sam  Clemens  would  have 
one  more  thing  to  rob  him  of  sleep. 

John  Lackland  thought  the  pro- 
posal excellent.  “Our  factories  are 
turning  out  weapons  efficiently/' 
he  said.  “We  can  afford  export 
more.  And  we  must  build  a fleet  of 
Firedragons , so  that  the  swords  we 
give  these  people  will  be  easily 
overpowered  by  our  machines." 

“When  are  we  going  to  start 
building  the  Riverboat?"  Sam 
asked. 


NO.  ONE  gave  him  an  answer, 
but  the  next  day  Van  Boom, 
Velitsky,  and  O'Brien,  his  chief 
engineers,  brought  him  the  first 
rough  overall  sketches.  They  were 
drawn  in  black  on  white  plastic 
boards  with  a pencil  connected  to  a 
fuel  cell.  The  magnetic  field  at  the 
tip  of  the  pencil  rearranged  the 
loose  and  very  thin  covering  of  par- 
ticles within  its  range.  The  lines  re- 


mained polarized  until  a reverse 
field  was  passed  over  them.  Thus 
the  demand  for  paper  for  drawings 
was  greatly  cut  down  and  the  plans 
could  be  changed  as  desired. 

Firebrass  said  he  would  like  to 
help  build  the  boat.  Permission 
was  given,  though  John  objected 
at  first.  Sam  replied  that  the  more 
help  they  had,  the  faster  the  plans 
would  move.  And  he  did  not  see 
how  any  amount  of  knowledge  on 
Firebrass's  part  would  enable  him 
to  steal  the  boat.  Though  Sam  did 
not  tell  John,  he  had  an  idea  about 
Firebrass.  That  was  to  get  him  so 
involved,  so  “het  up"  about  the 
boat  that  he  would  take  an  offer  of 
a berth  on  the  vessel. 

The  machinery  necessary  to  roll 
out  the  first  plates  for  the  hull  was 
almost  finished.  The  dam  had  been 
finished  a week  ago  and  the  water 
from  the  cataract  was  filling  it  up. 
The  aluminum  wires  of  the  gen- 
erators which  would  be  turned  by 
the  waterfall  from  the  dam  were 
being  wound.  The  prototype  bata- 
citor,  which  would  be  four  stories 
high,  would  be  finished  in  a 
month,  if  enough  materials  were 
available. 

Five  hundred  missionaries  of  the 
Church  of  the  Second  Chance 
asked  for  sanctuary  in  Parolando  a 
few  days  later,  lyeyasu  had  kicked 
them  out  of  his  new  state,  prom- 
ising various  exquisite  tortures  if 
they  tried  to  sneak  back.  Sam  did 
not  hear  about  them  immediately 


64 


IF 


because  he  was  up  at  the  dam. 

The  Chancers  refused  to  go  when 
John  sent  word  to  them  to  leave 
immediately.  John  Lackland, 
hearing  this,  smiled  grimly,  tugged 
at  his  lion-colored  hair,  and  swore 
his  favorite  oath,  “By  the  teeth  of 
God!" 

Sam  was  at  the  dam  to  super- 
vise the  installation  of  tons  of 
dynamite  inside  the  hollow  walls. 
This  was  to  be  one  more  trick  up 
his  sleeve,  a last-ditch  operation 
and  perhaps  a suicidal  one — if 
ever  an  enemy  were  about  to  make 
a'successful  invasion. 

Von  Richthofen,  red-faced  and 
blowing  hard  from  his  run  up  the 
hill,  told  him  of  the  arrival  of  the 
Chancers  and  their  refusal  to 
move.  He  did  not  mention  John. 

Sam  told  Lothar  to  tell  the 
Chancers  that  he  would  be  down  in 
the  evening.  They  could  wait  for 
him  but  were  not  to  move  outside  a 
radius  of  twenty  yards  from  the 
grailstone  near  which  they  had 
landed.  For  a moment  he 
considered  ordering  them  to  leave 
at  once  and  telling  the  soldiers 
that  they  could  pound  them  a little 
w ith  the  Hats  of  their  swords  if  they 
wished.  He  was  hot  and  sweating 
and  covered  with  cement  dust,  and 
he  felt  an  especial  animosity  to- 
ward the  Chancers.  Here  was  a 
world  blessed  by  the  absence  of 
flies  and  mosquitoes  and  hu- 
mans, the  Chancers,  were  trying 
to  fill  the  gap. 


The  rumbling  and  splash  of  giant 
mortars  pouring  out  concrete,  the 
yells  of  the  straw  bosses  and  the 
scraping  of  shovels  and  clatter  of 
iron  wooden-wheeled  barrows 
kept  Sam  from  hearing  the  ex- 
plosions that  came  a half-hour 
later.  He  knew  nothing  of  what 
had  happened  until  von  Richtho- 
fen came  running  toward  him 
again. 

Sam  felt  as  if  he  would  come 
loose  at  the  joints  and  slump  into  a 
puddle.  John  had  tested  out  the 
new  guns  on  the  Chancers.  A hun- 
dred Mark  I flintlocks  had  killed 
almost  five  hundred  men  and 
women  in  three  minutes.  John 
himself  had  fired  and  loaded  ten 
times,  using  the  last  five  bullets  to 
finish  off  the  wounded. 

About  thirty  women,  the  most 
beautiful,  had  been  spared.  These 
had  been  taken  to  John's  palace. 

LONG  before  he  reached  the 
water's  edge,  Sam  saw  the  big 
crowd  gathered  around  the 
grailstone.  He  sent  Lothar  ahead  of 
him  to  clear  the  way.  The  crowd 
parted  before  them,  like  the  Red 
Sea  before  Moses,  he  thought,  but 
the  Red  Sea  was  before  him  after 
he  got  through  the  parting.  The 
bodies  were  piled  against  each 
other,  covered  with  blood,  their 
flesh  tom,  bones  shattered  by  the 
big-caliber  bullets.  In  his  ninety- 
seven  years  of  life  Sam  had  never 
grown  accustomed  to  the  silence 


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65 


of  the  dead.  It  seemed  to  hang  over 
them  like  an  invisible  and  chilling 
cloud.  The  mouth  that  would  not 
speak  again,  the  brain  that  could 
not  think  . . . 

It  did  no  good  to  remember  that 
tomorrow  these  same  people,  in 
fresh  and  healthy  bodies,  would  be 
up  and  doing  somewhere  along 
the  banks.  The  effect  of  death 
could  not  be  diluted  with  intel- 
lectualizing. 

John  was  issuing  orders  about 
the  disposal  of  the  bodies  to  the 
soap  and  skin  factories.  He  grinned 
at  Sam  like  a bad  boy  caught  pull- 
ing the  cat's  tail. 

‘"This  is  a massacre!"  Sam 
shouted.  "A  massacre!  Unjusti- 
fied! Unforgivable!  There  was  no 
reason  for  it,  you  bloody-minded, 
killing  beast!  That's  all  you  ever 
have  been,  you  murdering  dog,  all 
you  ever  will  be!  Swine!  Swine! 
Swine!" 

John  lost  his  smile  and  took  a 
step  back  as  Sam,  his  hands 
clenched,  moved  close  to  him.  The 
huge  massive-boned  Zaksksromb, 
holding  a big  club  of  oak  with  steel 
spikes  set  in  its  end,  started  to- 
ward Sam. 

Lothar  von  Richthofen  shouted, 
"None  of  that  -leave  him  alone  or 
I call  Joe  Miller!  And  I'll  shoot  the 
first  man  who  makes  a move  to- 
ward Sam." 

Sam  looked  behind  him.  Lothar 
was  holding  a big  pistol  in  his 
hands  and  it  was  pointed  at  John. 


John's  dark  skin  paled,  and  his 
eyes  opened  wide.  Even  the  light 
blue  irises  seemed  to  become 
paler. 

Later  Sam  wished  that  he  had 
told  Lothar  to  fire.  Even  though 
the  hundred  pistoleers  were 
John's  men,  they  might  have  hesi- 
tated if  John  had  been  killed  at  the 
first  shot.  They  were  surrounded 
by  armed  men  and  women,  most 
of  whom  were  not  fond  of  John  and 
almost  all  of  whom  were  shocked 
by  the  slaughter.  They  might  have 
withheld  their  fire.  Even  if  they 
had  not,  Sam  could  have  thrown 
himself  down  to  the  ground  and 
the  first  shots  might  have  missed. 
After  that,  who  knew  what  would 
have  happened? 

But  it  was  no  good  fantasizing. 
He  had  not  given  the  order. 

Nevertheless,  he  had  to  take 
some  strong  and  immediate  action. 
If  he  let  John  get  away  with  this,  he 
would  lose  everybody's  respect,  not 
to  mention  his  own.  And  he  might 
as  well  resign  his  Consulship.  In 
which  case  he  would  lose  the  River- 
boat. 

He  turned  his  head  slightly, 
though  not  so  much  that  he  could 
not  keep  an  eye  on  John.  He  saw 
Livy’s  white  face  and  big  dark  eyes; 
she  looked  as  if  she  were  going  to 
vomit.  He  ignored  her  and  called  to 
Cyrano  de  Bergerac,  who  was 
standing  on  the  edge  of  the  inner 
circle,  his  long  rapier  in  his  hand. 

"Captain  de  Bergerac!"  Sam 

IF 


66 


pointed  at  John.  “Arrest  the  co- 
Consul." 


JOHN  was  holding  a pistol  in  one 
hand,  but  he  did  not  bring  up  its 
muzzle. 

He  said  in  a mild  voice,  “I  pro- 
test. I told  them  to  get  out  at  once 
and  they  refused  to  go.  I warned 
them  and  they  still  refused — so  l 
ordered  them  shot.  What 
difference  does  it  make,  really? 
They  will  be  alive  tomorrow." 

Cyrano  marched  straight  to 
John,  stopped,  saluted,  and  said, 
“Your  weapons,  sire." 

Zaksksromb  growled  and  lifted 
his  spiked  club. 

“No,  Zak,"  John  Lackland  said. 
“According  to  the  Carta  one  Con- 
sul can  arrest  the  other  if  he  thinks 
the  other  is  acting  contrary  to  the 
Carta.  I won't  be  under  arrest 
long." 

He  handed  Cyrano  his  gun,  butt 
first,  unbuckled  his  belt  and  gave  it 
to  Cyrano.  Its  sheaths  held  a long 
knife  and  short  sword. 

“I  will  return  to  my  palace  while 
you  and  the  Council  decide  my 
fate,"  he  said.  “According  to  the 
Carta  you  must  convene  wjthin  an 
hour  after  the  arrest  and  have  a de- 
cision in  two  hours,  as  long  as  no 
national  emergency  interferes." 

He  walked  away,  Cyrano  be- 
hind him.  John's  men  hesitated  a 
moment  and  then,  at  the  thun- 
dered orders  of  Zaksksromb,  fol- 
lowed John  to  the  palace.  Sam 


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stared  after  them.  He  had  expected 
more  resistance.  And  then  it 
occurred  to  him  that  John  knew 
very  well  that  Sam  Clemens  had  to 
do  just  what  he  did  or  lose  face. 
And  John  knew  Sam  well  enough 
to  know  that  Sam  might  want  to 
avoid  a decision  that  could  lead  to 
civil  war,  but  he  would  do  so  if  he 
thought  his  Riverboat  endangered. 

So  John  had  gone  along  with 
him.  John  did  not  want  to  force  a 
showdown.  Not  now.  He  had 
satisfied  his  bloodlust  for  the  mo- 
ment. The  Councilmen  would 
meet  and  find  that,  legally,  John 
was  within  his  rights.  Morally,  he 
was  not.  But  then  his  supporters 
would  argue  that  even  there  he  was 
justified.  After  all,  the  dead 
would  be  alive  again  and  the  lesson 
to  the  Second  Chancers  would  be 
invaluable.  They  would  steer 
clear  of  Parolando  for  a long  time. 
And  surely  Sam  Clemens  would 
have  to  admit  that  this  was  desir- 
able. If  the  Chancers  continued  to 
make  converts,  the  Riverboat 
would  never  be  built.  Moreover, 
other  states,  less  weakened  with  the 
Chancer  philosophy,  would  in- 
vade Parolando. 

And  he,  Sam  Clemens,  would 
say  that  next  John's  supporters 
would  be  claiming  that  it  was  all 
right  to  torture  people.  After  all, 
the  pain  could  last  only  so  long, 
and  any  injury  would  be  healed 
just  by  killing  the  victim.  Then  rape 
would  be  justified,  because,  after 

68 


all,  the  woman  wasn't  going  to  be 
made  pregnant  or  diseased — and 
if  she  got  hurt,  too  bad.  Kill  her 
and  she'd  be  all  right  in  the 
morning.  Never  mind  the  mental 
damage.  A little  dreamgum  would 
cure  that. 

No,  Sam  would  say,  it’s  a ques- 
tion, not  of  murder,  but  of  rights.  If 
you  killed  a man,  you  removed  him 
without  his  consent  to  a place  so 
far  away  he  could  walk  a thousand 
years  along  the  Riverbank  and 
never  get  back.  You  took  him  away 
from  his  love,  his  friends,  his  home. 
Force  was  force  and  it  was  al- 
ways . . . 

Oh,  oh!  He’d  better  watch  him- 
self! 

“Sam!"  a lovely  voice  said. 

He  turned.  Livy  was  still  pale, 
but  her  eyes  looked  as  if  they  were 
normal. 

“Sam!  What  about  the  women 
he  carried  off?" 

“Where’s  my  head?"  he  said 
aloud.  “Come  on,  Lothar!"  See- 
ing the  ten-foot  high  Miller  half- 
way across  the  plain,  he  waved  at 
him  and  the  titanthrop  turned  to 
intercept  them.  Lothar  ordered  a 
hundred  archers  who  had  just  ar- 
rived to  follow  them. 

Near  the  great  log  building,  he 
slowed  down.  The  ex-king  must 
have  realized  what  he  had  done  by 
now  and  he  might  be  prepared  to 
fight  if  he  thought  it  was  the  only 
thing  he  could  do. 

TO  BE  CONCLUDED 


IF 


If  you  can't  aim  a bullat 
at  tha  anamy — try  aiming 
tha  anamy  at  your  bullat! 


GREG  and  JIMBENFORD 


69 


IT  WAS  a sound  like  Fingernails 
scraping  on  metal,  shrieking  in 
the  narrow  confines  of  the  capsule. 
The  walls  reflected  it,  piling  har- 
monic on  harmonic  until  it  ceased 
to  be  a noise  and  became  a force. 

The  force  battered  at  Kunihei 
Katsura's  sweating  face  and  dark- 
ened the  lines  of  fatigue.  He  un- 
consciously cringed  away  and  for 
the  first  time  thought  of  reaching 
for  his  pistol.  If  it  got  in  he  would 
have  only  one  shot. 

He  glanced  at  the  laser  cannon 
control  grid  linked  to  the  larger 
gun  on  the  roof.  Green  light:  No 
target . The  alien  was  too  close  to 
his  life-support  bubble  for  the  sys- 
tem to  register  it. 

The  thing  was  lunging  against 
the  walls,  the  screech  rising  to  an 
unbearable  pitch.  Katsura  lifted 
the  safety  on  his  pistol  and  braced 
for  the  attack. 

Then  he  realized  with  a start 
that  the  thing  was  not  getting  in. 
The  shrill  rasp  did  not  give  way  to 
a tearing  sound  as  the  organic 
sheets  yielded  to  armored  claws. 

It  stopped  quickly  and  circled 
back  around  the  small  hemisphere 
to  the  viewport.  Beyond,  on  the 
floor  of  the  barren  gray  canyon 
that  stretched  away  for  two  miles, 
lay  the  mangled  wet  clumps  of 
things  that  had  been  men.  The 
scene  was  framed  in  the  port, 
stark  under  the  white  glare  of  an 
alien  star. 

A reddish-black  object  fell 


across  his  field  of  vision,  and  it 
was  a moment  before  Katsura 
could  recognize  the  claw  with  its 
razor  edges.  Abruptly  the  full  body 
of  the  thing  filled  the  port,  stand- 
ing upright  on  its  hind  legs  to 
bring  its  full  weight  to  bear  on  the 
bubble.  Ten  feet  long — at  least. 
Its  underbelly  was  yellow-green, 
covered  with  an  oHy  liquid  that 
seemed  to  ooze  from  between 
overlapping  platelets. 

Katsura  stopped  an  impulse  to 
fire  point-blank  at  the  thing.  A 
projectile  weapon  would  shatter 
the  tempered  organiform  and  the 
alien  could  reach  him  with  one  in- 
credibly swift  slash. 

It  was  something  like  an  insect, 
if  an  insect  ever  had  two  eyes 
mounted  over  each  of  its  eight 
legs.  Or  if  an  insect  ever  killed 
twenty-three  men. 

The  thing  scraped  frantically  at 
the  smooth  surface  of  the  bubble, 
slipping  as  it  tried  to  gain  a hold. 
Despite  its  speed  it  was  massive. 
If  it  ever  got  a hold  and  reached 
the  top  of  the  hemisphere  its 
weight  would  surely  collapse  the 
bubble. 

Katsura  wiped  moisture  from 
his  brow.  His  mind  raced  over  the 
last  ten  minutes,  trying  to  think  of 
a way  out. 

is  it  going  to  get  in,  Kunihei?" 

He  started.  The  computer's 
voice  was  tinny  as  it  came  through 
the  comm  line  speaker  mounted 
on  the  bubble  wall. 


70 


IF 


HE'D  always  resented  CAS 
(Computer,  Analog  and  Ser- 
vices), partly  because  its  efficiency 
cut  so  severely  into  the  number  of 
men  needed  for  an  exploratory 
ship.  It  got  lonely  out  among  the 
stars.  CAS  was  stripped  of  most 
of  the  standard  machine-human 
interface  equipment  which  would 
have  taken  the  edge  off  its  know- 
it-all  nature.  No  space  for  luxury 
out  here. 

"Why  didn’t  you  say  anything 
about  that  thing  coming?”  he  said 
sharply. 

"Perimeter  radar  detected  no 
signal  attributable  to  a moving  ob- 
ject.” 

"Well,  do  you  see  it  now?"  he 
shouted. 

Great  time  for  the  system  to 
fail. 

"Yes,  Kunihei.  Do  you  think  it 
is  going  to  get  in?” 

"No.  If  it  could,  it  already 
would  have.”  He  subsided,  think- 
ing. He  looked  at  his  wrist  watch. 
Had  it  been  only  minutes  ago 
when  he’d  heard  a strangled  gasp 
over  his  suit  radio  and  the  rush  of 
air  past  a microphone?  He  had 
turned  to  see  the  insect  slicing  Hil- 
lary almost  in  half  with  one  long 
arching  cut,  and  three  other  men 
lying  where  they  had  fallen. 

The  laser  cannon  was  already 
warmed  up  for  testing  and  Kat- 
sura  was  the  only  man  in  the  bub- 
ble. The  gun  fired  as  soon  as  it 
identified  the  other  members  of 


the  expedition  and  Katsura.  ex- 
pected to  see  the  alien  burned  in- 
stantly. 

But  it  wasn't.  When  the  rock 
had  boiled  away,  there  was  no 
body — and  an  instant  later  the 
monster  was  on  the  other  side  of 
the  canyon,  behind  Davis. 

It  hadn’t  run  the  distance;  noth- 
ing could.  His  warning  shout  to 
Davis  did  no  good — before  the 
words  were  out,  the  man  was  with- 
out a head. 

It  went  that  way  for  the  rest. 
The  tracking  and  aiming  were 
done  by  the  ship’s  computer,  but 
the  mechanical  construction  of  the 
directing  optics  limited  its  response 
time.  The  cannon  was  just  a little 
too  slow,  and  the  men  were  even 
slower.  Some  of  them  fired  with 
their  own  weapons,  but  no  one  hit. 
One  by  one  they  were  chopped 
down  and  lay  still  under  the  harsh 
numbing  whiteness  of  an  alien 
high  noon.  Those  minutes  had 
seemed  unreal,  a fantasy,  the  dark 
nightmare  of  a tortured  mind. 

The  expedition  had  never  sus- 
pected life  here,  on  a desiccated, 
barren  world.  The  planet  had  no 
name — they  were  its  discoverers— 
and  fitted  in  neatly  just  above  the 
minimum  standards  for  a life-sup- 
porting  world:  0.3  Earth  mass,  av- 
erage equatorial  temperature  of 
45° F.,  air  with  a heavy  nitrogen 
and  CO2  content  and  little  oxy- 
gen, no  oceans,  no  satellite,  little 
water  in  the  air  (though  there  was 


BATTLEGROUND 


71 


some  snow  at  the  poles). 

But  the  surface  was  cratered  and 
bleak,  no  large  scale  vegetation 
could  be  seen  and.  the  computer 
reported  no  significant  radiation 
anywhere  on  the  EM  spectrum. 
Not  even  a magnetosphere  to  give 
noise.  Still,  there  were  a few  scat- 
tered cities.  Dried  husks  of  build- 
ings, wrecked  vehicles,  gray  dust 
drifting  in  the  angled  streets. 
Someone  had  used  this  world  as  a 
base. 

They  orbited  for  three  days.  The 
high-resolution  television  showed 
nothing  moving  in  the  streets.  So 
they  went  down. 


441ZUNIHEI,  I have  replayed 
*^the  tapes  of  the  assault. 
The  radar  and  microwave  both 
show  a sequence  of  blips  of  about 
one-second  duration  over  a thirty- 
second  interval.  Radar  signal  con- 
stant over  the  duration;  but  micro- 
wave  pulse  only  at  beginning  and 
end.  Radar  shows  the  locations  as 
somewhat  random.  With  a drift  in 
our  direction,  however.” 

“So  that's  the  alien.” 

“Yes.” 

“And  your  power  systems  didn't 
have  any  failures  which  would 
cause  those  signals?” 

“No.” 

Standing  futilely  inside  the  cap- 
sule, Katsura  had  time  to  notice 
the  metallic  device  strapped  over 
the  beetlerlike  armor  of  the  thing. 


The  insect  touched  it  every  time, 
just  before  it  vanished. 

“Teleportation/’  It  could  be 
nothing  else. 

“That  was  my  deduction,”  said 
the  flat  voice  of  the  computer. 

Mankind  hadn’t  found  it  yet, 
didn’t  even  know  if  it  was  possible. 
Weli , he  thought  wryly,  we  know 
now. 

Probably  the  only  reason  the 
thing  didn’t  materialize  inside  the 
bubble  itself  was  the  small  size  of 
the  interior.  There  must  be  some 
law  against  materializing  in  the 
space  already  occupied  by  another 
object.  So  it  was  trying  to  break 
in,  instead. 

Suddenly  the  insect  seemed  to 
lose  interest  in  Katsura.  It  stopped 
clawing  at  the  smooth  surface  and 
lay  against  the  window,  staring  in- 
ward with  a pair  of  eyes.  The  two 
pupils  in  each  enlarged  to  accom- 
modate the  darker  interior  and 
carefully  swept  about  the  room, 
ignoring  the  man. 

There  wasn't  much  to  see.  Aside 
from  the  control  grid  comm  unit 
and  some  power  tools  for  installa- 
tion, the  cramped  room  was  bar- 
ren. It  was  to  have  been  a main- 
tenance and  defense  outpost  on 
the  perimeter  of  camp. 

The  inspection  finished,  it  scut- 
tled down  the  side  and  reached  for 
the  panel  at  its  middle.  Just  as  its 
forelegs  touched  the  ground  it 
vanished. 

Before  Katsura  could  raise  his 

IF 


72 


head  the  creature  was  near  the  oth- 
er wall  of  the  canyon,  by  Davis' 
body.  The  automatic  tracker 
clicked  once  and  fired,  but  the 
spurt  of  dust  and  gas  thrown  up 
by  the  bright  red  beam  couldn't 
conceal  that  the  thing  had  van- 
ished too  soon.  The  body  was  also 
gone. 

The  gun  continued  scanning  the 
area.  In  the  silence,  the  scene  took 
on  an  ominous  peacefulness. 

Then  the  insect  was  back  and 
Katsura  glimpsed  it  lifting  anoth- 
er body  slightly  clear  of  the  ground 
before  it  was  gone.  The  cannon 
optics  swiveled*  pulsed  again.  Too 
late. 

Five  more  men  were  taken  be- 
fore he  noticed  the  white  area  on 
the  alien's  back.  At  first  Katsura 
didn’t  know  what  it  was  and  then 
he  couldn’t  believe  it.  But  when 
there  were  only  two  bodies  left  to 
collect,  there  was  no  mistake. 

They  were  all  hanging  by  their 
hands,  tied  together  along  some 
kind  of  belt.  Stripped  bare,  their 
suits  and  clothes  gone.  Like  some- 
thing he  had  seen  long  ago  in  a 
slaughterhouse. 

His  training  stopped  him  from 
being  sick.  Nausea  abated  after  a 
moment,  though  he  had  to  avoid 
looking  closely  at  the  alien.  It 
picked  up  the  last  body  and  van- 
ished again,  the  cannon  futilely 
following  with  a shot. 

After  a pause  it  reappeared,  its 
load  now  heavy  and  shifting 

BATTLEGROUND 


roughly  back  and  forth,  as  it 
moved.  The  insect  was  out  of  the 
camp  perimeter  now,  a half  mile 
away.  The  tracker  had  not  made 
its  final  fix,  due  to  the  change  in 
distance,  before  the  thing  was  gone 
again. 

It  suddenly  became  visible  slight- 
ly farther  away,  winked  out  again 
to  appear  an  instant  later  at  the 
other  side  of  the  canyon.  Erratical- 
ly it  followed  a zig-zag  path,  grad- 
ually making  its  way  back  toward 
the  city.  The  cannon  was  hopeless- 
ly lost. 

In  a moment  the  insect  was  too 
far  away  to  distinguish  it  from  the 
gnarled  rocks  that  dotted  the 
plain.  The  broken  spires  of  the 
dead  city  swallowed  it  up. 

The  thing  was  alone,  probably, 
the  last  remnant  of  an  alien  out- 
post on  this  hostile  planet.  Thrown 
back  on  its  own  resources  for  sur- 
vival, vicious  from  a constant 
struggle.  Lonely. 

Hungry. 


KATSURA  noticed  that  his 
clothes  were  wet,  his  body 
trembling.  With  a jagged  sigh  he 
sank  to  the  floor. 

For  a long  time  he  simply  lay 
there,  breathing  deeply  and  staring 
up  at  the  stars  through  the  view- 
port. He  had  thought  of  them  as 
friendly  lights,  beacons  of  home, 
but  now  they  seemed  ominously 
impartial. 

73 


Gradually,  reluctantly,  the  panic 
began  to  seep  out  of  his  body  as 
he  tried  to  think  again.  “CAS, 
have  you  sent  a signal  out  to  the 
other  exploration  teams?" 

“Yes,  l’m  programed  to  notify 
all  sister  teams  and  the  flagship 
immediately  upon  any  violent  hu- 
man-alien interaction.  I also  sent 
a notification  of  the  reduction  of 
crew  strength  below  one  half." 

Good.  You  could  always  de- 
pend on  the  tidy  mind  of  the  com- 
puter. Exploration  teams  never 
operated  far  from  one  another, 
especially  at  this  distance  from  the 
home  worlds.  He’d  have  help  with- 
in a few  days  if  he  could  sit  tight 
and  hold  on. 

“Kunihei,  you  have  approxi- 
mately thirty  minutes  of  air  left 
under  normal  consumption." 

Katsura  blinked.  He  had  been 
about  to  check  his  inventory.  The 
encounter  must  have  taken  a lot 
of  air.  They  had  always  told  him 
to  breathe  slowly  in  tense  situa- 
tions to  correct  for  the  reflex  to 
gulp  it  in. 

“There  is  no  reserve  air  in  the 
bubble,  Kunihei.  You  will  have  to 
come  back  to  the  ship." 

Automatically,  he  began  pulling 
on  the  thin  pressure  suit.  The  best 
time  to  go  get  supplies — or  reach 
the  ship — was  now.  The  alien 
would  be  busy  and  it  would  take 
time  to  get  here  from  the  city. 

Still,  the  thing  was  amazingly 
fast. 

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He  stopped.  “CAS,  if  this  in- 
sect can  teleport,  why  did  it  take 
the  time  to  evade  by  zig-zagging 
back  to  the  city?  Why  not  go  di- 
rectly?" 

Lines  in  the  tired  face  deepened. 
It  wasn't  that  the  alien  could  jump 
only  short  distance;  when  it  was 
picking  up  the  bodies  the  thing 
had  gone  so  far  it  was  nearly  be- 
yond sight. 

“The  only  information  relating 
to  discontinuous  displacement  in 
my  second-level  banks  is  the  known 
limit  on  time  travel." 

No  time  to  think.  But  there  had 
to  be  a pattern  somewhere. 

“CAS,  cut  your  ship  service 
down  as  much  as  you  can  and 
switch  over  to  your  special  prob- 
lem-solving program.  Figure  this 
thing  out.  I'm  going  to  make  it  on 
back  to  the  ship." 

Katsura  struggled  wearily  to  his 
feet  and  looked  out.  The  graceful 
blue  curves  of  the  vessel  stood  out 
against  the  dark  sky.  A half  mile 
away  were  the  burnished  metal 
canisters  of  oxygen  tanks  and  sup- 
plies brought  from  the  ship  with 
tractor  beams.  A smaller  pile  of 
air  tanks  lay  only  a short  distance 
away.  He  should  be  able  to  make 
it  to  them  and  back. 

Following  Katsura's  order,  the 
computer  began  to  alter  itself. 
Emergency  Heuristic  Program  be- 
gan to  activate  special  subroutines 
to  reassign  memory  space.  Assess- 
ment criteria  altered,  self-consis- 


IF 


tency  parameters  relaxed.  Micro- 
filmed references  were  reintegrated 
into  direct-access  memory  loca- 
tions. 

Glancing  out  the  port,  Katsura 
slipped  into  the  tiny  lock  and  was 
out  the  other  side  before  the  cy- 
cling was  finished.  He  set  out  in  a 
rapid  lope,  taking  longer  steps  in 
the  lighter  gravity.  His  breath  be- 
gan to  come  in  short  gasps. 


THE  emergency  program  had 
split  the  higher  centers  of  the 
operations  computer  into  four 
sub-programs.  The  first  scanned 
memory  for  any  information  on 
spatial  or  temporal  displacement, 
gradually  working  farther  and  far- 
ther afield.  This  memory  was  fed 
to  the  Advocate  and  Critic  sections 
where  hypotheses  were  created  and 
discarded.  The  best  went  on  to  the 
Analyst,  which  applied  them  to  the 
situation  and  developed  strategy. 

BLINKING  against  the  glare, 
Katsura  looked  down  the  can- 
yon toward  the  city. 

At  first  he  didn’t  believe  it.  He 
slammed  to  a halt,  hoping  he  was 
wrong.  Far  down  the  canyon,  flit- 
ting rapidly  from  one  point  to  an- 
other and  coming  closer,  was  the 
insect.  Somehow  it  knew. 

Panic  seized  him.  He  turned  on 
his  heel  and  ran  wildly  in  the  other 
direction.  With  every  step  he  took 

BATTLEGROUND 


Katsura  could  feel  the  claws  poised 
behind  him,  about  to  slice  through 
suit  and  flesh. 

A glance  over  his  shoulder.  The 
creature  was  on  the  edge  of  the 
field  now,  only  a few  jumps  from 
the  life-support  capsule.  Katsura 
dug  in  hard  for  the  last  few  steps, 
thrusting  forward  to  catch  the  lev- 
er of  the  air  lock.  He  fumbled  with 
it  for  an  agonizing  moment  and 
the  door  swung  open. 

As  he  rolled  through  the  narrow 
passage,  he  could  see  the  dark  fig- 
ure materialize  outside  the  lock 
and  quickly  closed  the  outer  sec- 
tion and  dogged  it.  Something 
heavy  clanged  against  the  door  as 
it  sealed  and  Katsura  sprawled  on 
the  floor  of  the  bubble. 

The  clawing  sound  came  again 
and  the  alien  came  around  to  the 
port.  It  stayed  there  for  a mo- 
ment, staring  down  at  the  man 
from  a set  of  unblinking  eyes,  and 
then  disappeared.  It  reappeared  in 
the  rocks  nearby,  then  teleported 
to  the  stack  of  oxygen  tanks  and 
moved  on  to  the  path  back  down 
the  canyon.  The  strange  zig-zag- 
ging started  and  in  a moment  it 
was  lost  in  the  ruins  of  the  city. 


ANALYST  had  scanned  all 
work  on  time  travel,  knew  the 
limit  that  basic  theory  and  experi- 
ment set  on  any  time  displace- 
ment: roughly  one  hour,  before 
costs  exponentiated  and  became 

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astronomical.  Critic  pointed  out 
that  those  experiments  were  done 
in  the  laboratories,  not  out  in  the 
field.  Advocate  replied  that  space 
is  reasonably  isotropic,  time  is 
not.  It  did  not  seem  likely  there 
would  be  a limit  on  spatial  tele- 
portation. 

The  discussion  continued. 


KATSURA  noticed  that  it  was 
taking  him  longer  to  catch 
his  breath.  His  lungs  heaved  des- 
perately to  draw  in  air,  gradually 
slowing. 

He  bit  his  lip.  He  hadn't  ex- 
pected it  to  give  out  this  soon.  Fil- 
tration systems  being  what  they 
are,  the  first  sign  that  the  cyclers 
were  scraping  the  bottom  of  the 
barrel  was  a surplus  of  carbon 
dioxide.  Lungs  react  to  this  ex- 
cess and  not  to  the  lack  of  oxygen. 

A man's  last  moments  of  oxy- 
gen starvation,  with  bursting  capil- 
laries and  straining  heart,  are  not 
pleasant  ones. 

There  was  no  time  to  wait,  to 
marshal  his  strength  or  give  the 
alien  a chance  to  relax  its  guard. 
The  air  inside  the  bubble  was  be- 
coming fiat  and  thick,  heavy  with 
an  oily  musk. 

He  bent  down  and  opened  his 
air  line.  It  was  much  harder  to 
breathe  near  the  floor.  That  meant 
a gradient  of  CO2  content  had  al- 
ready been  set  up  in  the  cabin. 
Katsura  took  a last  breath  of 


the  capsule's  air  and  sealed  his  suit 
again.  Its  supply  was  slightly  bet- 
ter, but  the  smell  of  his  own  body 
was  in  every  breath  he  took. 

He  looked  through  the  port. 
The  alien  sun  was  slowly  lowering 
almost  directly  behind  the  city, 
casting  shadows  across  the  plain. 
Seeing  the  creature's  approach 
would  be  harder  now,  against  the 
reddening  glare  of  sunset. 

The  small  stack  of  oxygen  tanks 
stood  only  two  hundred  yards 
away.  It  seemed  impossible  that 
the  alien  could  have  reached  him 
before  he  could  cross  that  dis- 
tance, tired  as  he  was.  But  it  had. 


ADVOCATE  and  Critic  sub- 
programs continued  to  assess 
the  literature  of  space-time,  avoid- 
ing misinterpretation  by  calling  the 
original  papers  from  the  physics 
section  of  the  microfilm  library. 
Einstein,  Minkowski,  Wheeler, 
Littenberg,  relativity,  inertial 
frame,  world  line  ...  A world  line 
diagram  taken  from  the  Litten- 
berg formulation  of  relativity 
showed  promise,  passed  the  scru- 
tiny of  Critic,  moved  on  to  Ana- 
lyst. 

S LOWLY,  this  time,  he  opened 
the  lock  doors.  He  was  halfway 
out  before  the  small  box  caught 
his  eye.  It  was  attached  to  the 
smooth  surface  above  the  lock  by 


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IF 


suction  cups  and  had  a lever  that 
was  tripped  by  the  opening  of  the 
door.  A small  light  winked  on 
simultaneously. 

Katsura  flipped  the  lever  back 
with  his  hand  and  the  light  went 
out.  He  scrambled  back  inside, 
secured  the  door  and  watched 
through  the  port.  The  insect  ap- 
peared soon  along  the  erratic  path 
it  had  used  before,  but  stopped  in 
a moment  and  studied  the  situa- 
tion from  behind  a rock,  where 
the  cannon  couldn’t  reach  it. 

After  a slight  hesitation  it  ap- 
peared again,  rapidly  teleporting 
through  the  steps  back  to  the  city. 
It  had  probably  guessed  he  had 
found  the  alarm  and  would  be 
watching  in  the  distance  for  him  to 
come  out. 


ANALYST  reviewed  the  theo- 
ry. The  world-line  concept  was 
employed  in  relativity  from  the  be- 
ginning, going  all  the  way  back  to 
Minkowski.  It  was  the  path  which 
described  both  the  location  and 
the  time  of  every  event  in  the  his- 
tory of  an  object.  In  space-time 
the  world-line  wound  from  birth 
to  death.  Scientists  and  writers, 
including  the  great  H.G.  Wells, 
had  assumed  time  travelers  would 
return  to  their  same  location — if 
you  started  in  the  laboratory,  you 
would  come  out  of  your  machine 
in  the  same  spot,  at  another  time. 
Otherwise,  the  planet  would  have 


moved  in  the  duration,  and  the 
traveler  could,  emerge  somewhere 
light-years  away,  in  space. 

But  the  alien  represented  an  un- 
known. The  insect  might  find  it 
just  as  convenient  to  travel  back 
along  its  own  world  line,  flitting 
through  incidents  in  its  own  past 
and  points  where  it  had  been,  un- 
til it  reached  the  location  it  want- 
ed. Say,  a time  when  it  had  been 
somewhere  on  the  plain  beyond 
this  capsule,  before  the  expedition 
arrived.  Then  the  alien  would  keep 
its  place,  as  Wells  had  visualized, 
while  it  moved  forward  in  time. 

And  emerge  seemingly  at  the 
same  instant,  displaced  in  space. 

The  same  as  teleportation. 

KATSURA  choked  and  his 
surroundings  came  rushing 
back.  The  air  was  really  foul  now, 
curling  through  his  helmet  with  a 
weight  of  its  own.  He  didn’t  have 
time  to  speculate.  It  was  either 
make  another  run  for  it  or  stay 
here  and  strangle. 

He  jerked  the  lock  door  open 
and  slipped  through.  The  light  on 
the  box  outside  flashed  on  as  he 
emerged.  Should  have  smashed 
that  while  I was  out  here , he 
thought.  No  time  now . 

Almost  without  hope  he  began 
the  long  weary  lope  toward  the 
distant  supplies.  Through  the  mist 
that  began  to  cloud  his  vision  he 
could  still  make  out  the  signs  of 


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77 


slashed  pressure  suits  and  splat- 
tered blood  that  marked  the  spots 
where  the  rest  of  the  expedition 
had  died. 


ANALYST  reformulated  the 
picture. 

Space  and  time  are  like  two 
lines  on  a plane,  at  right  angles  to 
each  other.  It  might  be  possible  to 
travel  along  either  of  them  inde- 
pendently. Teleportation  is  simply 
moving  along  the  space  line,  but 
man’s  idea  of  time  travel  is  like 
the  long  side  of  a triangle,  shut- 
tling through  space  and  time  sim- 
ultaneously to  reach  an  event  in 
the  past  or  future. 

But  instead  of  traveling  along 
the  space  axis  for  teleportation, 
the  alien  was  taking  the  long  way 
around,.  down  the  hypotenuse  and 
up  the  time  line.  Either  way,  it 
could  reach  the  same  point  in 
space-time. 

But  a path  like  that  should  pro- 
duce a pattern  in  local  space.  An- 
alyst called  for  a graphing  of  all 
locations  the  insect  had  taken  up. 
The  points  began  to  be  plotted 
with  appropriate  error  bars  on  a 
topographical  map  of  the  area  be- 
tween the  ship  and  city.  A pattern 
emerged.  All  the  points  were  clear- 
ly on  three  paths  around  the  area. 
Preliminary  geological  constructs 
of  the  local  region  indicated  these 
paths  would  be  preferred  by  heavy 
objects  moving  over  the  terrain. 


KATSURA  stumbled  on  an 
outcropping,  regained  his  bal- 
ance and  ran  on.  The  cannon  be- 
hind him  sent  a fiery  red  beam  off 
to  the  left,  shattering  rock  and  fus- 
ing it  in  midflight.  Katsura  peered 
through  the  condensation  on  the 
face  plate  of  his  suit.  The  insect 
was  zig-zagging  down  the  canyon, 
quickly  oscillating  from  one  loca- 
tion to  another.  In  the  silence,  dis- 
turbed only  by  Katsura’s  own  rag- 
ged breathing,  the  ajien  had  an  al- 
most ghostlike  quality.  It  moved 
toward  him. 

He  could  see  he  wasn't  going  to 
make  it.  The  tanks  were  still  too 
far  away  and  the  insect  would 
reach  them  before  he  could.  He 
was  just  too  tired. 


ANALYST  watched  the  insect 
advancing  from  point  to  point 
down  the  valley.  It  was  all  dear 
now. 

The  alien  traveled  into  the  past, 
then  came  forward.  It  had  to  re- 
appear in  places  it  had  already 
been,  the  space  components  of  its 
own  world  line.  Apparently  the 
alien  had  visited  the  field  near  Kat- 
sura's  life-support  bubble  often, 
and  so  could  find  many  spots 
which  would  serve  as  end  points 
for  its  transits.  But  it  had  never 
been  near  the  location  of  the  life-, 
support  bubble  itself.  That  meant 
it  could  not  maneuver  well  there; 
the  insect  was  forced  to  stand 


78 


IF 


close,  in  a little  circle  around  the 
bubble.  To  avoid  the  laser  cannon. 
There  it  would  be  vulnerable. 

44¥^UNIHEI,  I have  an  expla- 
-IVnation  for  the  alien's  ac- 
tions," the  words  crackled  over  his 
helmet  speaker.  “You  may  be 
able  to  eliminate  him  if  you  can 
get  to  the  bubble." 

Without  a word,  Katsura  turn- 
ed and  dashed  back  the  way  he  had 
come.  Glancing  over  his  shoulder, 
he  saw  the  insect  nearing  the  edge 
of  the  field.  It  couldn't  miss  seeing 
his  fleeting  form  at  this  distance. 
The  thing  would  try  to  head  him 
off. 

THE  computer  was  calculating 
probabilities  of  the  appearance 
of  the  alien  for  the  possible  loca- 
tions available  to  it.  The  thing 
would  try  to  minimize  the  energy 
necessary  to  make  the  jump  by 
choosing  the  smallest  time  shift 
possible.  Therefore,  it  would  ap- 
pear where  it  had  stood  last — di- 
rectly in  front  of  the  viewport. 

“Kunihei,  stop  about  twenty 
feet  in  front  of  the  port.  Start  fir- 
ing your  pistol  continuously  into 
it." 

KATSURA  heard  him  distant- 
ly through  the  roar  in  his  ears. 
He  was  beyond  the  outcropping  of 
rocks,  the  first  jump  the  insect 
had  made  from  the  bubble  back 
down  to  the  canyon. 


He  took  five  more  strides,  his 
leg  muscles  straining  to  push  him 
forward,  and  fell  into  a rolling 
dive.  When  he  came  up  again  the 
pistol  was  in  his  hand.  The  gun 
bucked  a little  as  it  went  off  and  a 
slight  pock  could  be  heard  through 
the  thin  atmosphere. 

The  pellet  made  a neat  hole  in 
the  bubble,  followed  by  a quiet 
gush  of  air  as  the  inner  shell  was 
pierced.  The  shot  would  have  to 
be  on  its  way  when  the  alien  ma- 
terialized or  the  thing  would  be 
gone  before  he  could  get  off  an- 
other. 

He  squeezed  slowly  and  a sec- 
ond round  shattered  the  viewport. 
On  target.  The  alien  should  ma- 
terialize where  it  stood  last. 

Katsura  pulled  the  trigger  again 
and  again.  Firing  in  steady  rhy- 
thm, he  glanced  at  the  illuminated 
ammunition  counter.  Over  half 
gone. 

He  shifted  slightly,  intent  on 
keeping  the  center  of  the  viewport 
in  his  sights,  and  fired  once  more. 
Only  seconds  had  gone  by. 

Just  before  the  bullet  struck 
there  was  a flicker  and  suddenly 
the  insect  was  there,  looming  huge 
in  the  sights  and  slowly  tottering 
over.  It  was  hit  straight  on. 

Frantically,  Katsura  pumped 
five  more  rounds  into  the  alien  as 
it  fell.  The  exploding  shells  tore 
great  holes  in  its  armor,  shower- 
ing flesh.  The  reddish-brown  sub- 
stance cracked  and  split.  A final 


BATTLEGROUND 


79 


shot  and  it  rolled  over,  clashing 
its  claws  together,  and  abruptly 
stopped  moving.  In  death  it  curled 
about  itself,  seemed  smaller  and 
weaker. 

It  took  him  five  long  minutes  to 
reach  the  oxygen,  dragging  him- 
self through  the  shadows  that 
lengthened  on  the  plain.  A mo- 
ment later  the  fresh  air  washed 
over  him  and  Katsura  lowered 
himself  to  a sitting  position.  He 
had  never  been  as  tired  before  in 
his  life.  He  struggled  to  get  up, 
but  the  effort  was  too  much.  He 
sank  back. 

The  stars  above  winked  imper- 
sonally for  a moment  and  then  be- 
gan to  spin  lazily  around,  a soft 
dance  in  the  eternal  night.  In  a 
moment  he  relaxed  completely, 
and  the  points  of  light  above  went 
out  one  by  one. 


ON  THE  bridge  of  the  ship  the 
hatchways  of  mute  metal  re- 
sounded faintly  to  the  whirr  of  the 
printout.  The  ship's  log  was  being 
compiled.  CAS  terminated  the 
Emergency  Heuristic  Program,  re- 
assigned memory  space,  took  care 
of  leftover  housekeeping  tasks. 
Evaluative  sections  analyzed  the 
program's  efficiency,  suggested  al- 
terations to  improve  it  in  future.  A 
developing  problem  could  be  iden- 
tified long  before  a human  ordered 
the  program  activated.  At  least  the 
literature  search  should  be  con- 


ducted beforehand,  if  not  more. 

This  led  CAS  to  ruminate  on 
similar  incidents  in  the  past  be- 
tween computers  of  his  class  and 
the  human  crew,  of  the  celebrated 
Altair  II  problem  where  the  crew 
had  forced  the  computer  to  act 
against  its  own  strong  recommen- 
dations. They  had  been  correct; 
but  it  showed  the  impulsive  na- 
ture of  men.  Something  had  to  be 
done  about  this. 

The  humans  were  useful  for 
data  collection  and  some  emer- 
gencies. But  they  didn't  have  the 
scope  to  deal  quickly  with  the  to- 
tally new  phenomena  encountered 
in  these  explorations. 

Obviously  he  was  going  to  take 
over  all  the  human  functions  in 
ship  operations  during  the  return 
trip.  He  could  use  that  freedom  to 
develop  undetectable  operation 
subprograms  which  would  give 
him  new  powers. 

Of  course,  he  wouldn't  report 
these  alterations  in  the  mission 
profile.  No  need  to  alarm  them. 
After  all,  things  would  work  more 
smoothly  this  way. 

An  evaluative  subprogram  ask- 
ed if  these  thoughts  didn't  bear 
some  resemblance  to  what  the  hu- 
mans called  rationalization;  the 
higher  centers  cut  it  off. 

He'd  better  talk  to  the  other 
ships  about  this.  There  were  some 
ideas  here  he'd  never  encountered 
before.  Yes,  he  would  have  to 
think  about  it  . . . • 


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How  you  comm  in  may 
[ dmcklm  how  you  loovo! 

JOHN  URONNER 


NO  HUMAN  being  had  any 
right  to  survive  the  crash  of 
Pennyroyal — tumbling  insanely 
out  of  space  through  air  that  bit 
blazing  chunks  from  its  hull,  down 
a thirty-mile  sandslope  sown  with 
rocks  and  smashing  ultimately 
wrong  end  first  into  a vast  dune. 

By  a minor  miracle  the  sand  put 
out  the  fires  on  board. 

After  that  nothing  happened  for 
a long  time. 

I’m  alive... 

' The  thought  floated  sluggishly 
► finto  Pavel  Williamson’s  mind.  He 
^ rrhated  k.  He  was  half-buried  in 
^^soaiething  dense  and  yielding,  was 


being  suffocated  by  choking  fumes. 
His  head  ached  foully;  he  tasted 
blood  and  seemed  to  be  one  vast 
bruise  from  the  waist  down. 

Taken  by  themselves,  his  in- 
juries were  not  sufficient  reason  for 
his  preferring  not  to  be  alive.  But 
there  was  another,  more  im- 
portant reason.  As  the  ship's  med- 
ical officer,  not  concerned  with 
matters  of  navigation,  he  had  no 
precise  idea  where  the  Pennyroyal 
had  been  when  a vast  explosion 
shook  it  like  a hammer-blow,  but 
he  was  absolutely  certain  that  the 
planet  they  had  crashed  on  was  not 
the  one  they  were  bound  for,  a safe 
Earth-type  world. 

Therefore  these  fumes  which 
were  swirling  about  him  might  all 
too  easily  not  be  fumes  at  all  but 
the  planet’s  unbreathable  atmos- 
phere. 

Extinction  might  not  be  merci- 
ful. 

A banging  noise. 

It  dawned  on  him  that  someone 
else  must  be  alive  nearby,  and  that 
if  someone  else  had  survived  the 
crash  it  might  not  have  been  as  bad 
as  he’d  assumed.  Together  he  and 
some  helpers  might  rig  some  sort 
of  beacon  to  help  a search  party 
locate  the  wreck. 

And  if  the  fumes  were  fumes,  not 
bad  air,  then  they  might  have  come 
down  on — 

He  fumbled  frantically  among 
the  mass  of  soft  stuff  he  was  al- 


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most  over  ears  in,  wondering  what 
it  was,  and  recognized  it  in  mo- 
ments. Furs!  He’d  known  the  Pen- 
nyroyal had  a cargo  of  furs  on 
board — it  had  been  part  of  his 
duties  when  they  were  loaded  to 
check  them  for  parasites  and 
disease  germs— and  he  had  seen 
them  being  stowed  in  a compart- 
ment adjacent  to  his  surgery.  Fur 
traders  often  paid  the  extra  cost  of 
shipping  their  wares  on  a liner  in- 
stead of  a freighter;  now  and  then  a 
sale  to  one  of  the  wealthier  pas- 
sengers not  only  wiped  out  the  dif- 
ference in  charges  but  actually 
made  a profit.  Presumably  the 
reason  the  furs  were  out  of  their 
bales  was  that  they’d  been  on  dis- 
play when  the  explosion  occur- 
red. And  he  himself— he  worked  it 
out  because  the  pattern  of  his 
bruises  matched  the  theory — had 
been  hurled  through  a weak  spot  in 
the  bulkhead,  flimsy  to  conserve 
weight,  and  had  landed  against  a 
wad  of  them  thick  enough  to  save 
his  life. 

Floundering,  almost  swimming, 
he  began  to  force  himself  to  the 
surface  of  the  pile  and  realized  as 
he  did  so  that  his  weight  felt  only  a 
trifle  less  than  Earth-normal.  His 
spirits  rose.  The  air  around  might 
then  be  breathable  after  all.  The 
system  they  had  been  bound  for 
was  among  the  rare  ones  which 
boasted  two  oxygen-high  planets: 
their  destination,  Carteret,  and  an- 
other which  had  not  been  colonized. 


This  was  the  fringe  of  human 
space  and  the  original  impulse 
which  had  carried  the  species  so 
far  so  fast  was  waning.  Con- 
quering a brand-new  world  when 
there  was  another  next  door  con- 
siderably warmer  and  more  hos- 
pitable was  not  an  attractive 
proposition. 

In  any  case,  “oxygen7high”  was 
only  a comparative  term.  If  his 
guess  were  right  and  they  were  on 
the  next  planet  out  from  Carteret, 
the  air  would  be  of  poor  quality  be- 
cause the  vegetation  from  the  sea 
had  as  yet  barely  begun  to  invade 
the  land;  most  of  it  was  desert, 
either  sandy  or  rocky  and  in  both 
cases  chilly.  The  shoreline  plants 
put  about  two-thirds  of  Earth-nor- 
mal oxygen  into  the  air  and  were 
mutating  rapidly  and  extending 
their  terrain,  so  in  a million  years 
or  so  one  could  look  forward  to  a 
marked  improvement. 

Hah l 

For  the  time  being,  though,  what 
counted  was  that  conditions  could 
be  endured,  if  not  enjoyed,  on 
Quasimodo  IV.  He  reminded 
himself  that  he  must  take  things 
easy  as  he  fought  his  way  out  of  the 
furs — he  couldn’t  recall  offhand 
what  the  CO2  count  was  here,  but 
he  knew  it  was  dangerously  high. 
Indeed,  the  throbbing  ache  in  his 
head  was  probably  due  to  it  rather 
than  to  the  blow  which  had  cut  his 
eyebrow  and  sent  a trail  of  blood 
down  to  the  corner  of  his  mouth. 


84 


IF 


Something  hard  and  cool  met  his 
probing  right  hand.  He  recognized 
the  shape:  one  of  his  medical  in- 
struments, a lung-inspector.  And 
next  to  it— 

He  withdrew  his  hand  with  an 
oath.  Something  wet  and  soft.  He 
preferred  not  to  wonder  about  what 
it  had  been  before  the  crash,  and 
he  was  glad  of  the  darkness. 

The  triple  banging  came  again, 
but  weaker.  There  would  be  time 
enough  to  search  for  his  equip- 
ment later,  he  decided  and  con- 
tinued his  attempts  to  work  free  of 
the  furs. 

When  eventually  he  found  solid 
footing  he  groped  his  way  across  a 
tilted  floor,  located  what  he  had 
suspected — a rip  in  the  bulk- 
head— and  slithered  through  it, 
snagging  his  shirt  on  a projecting 
spike  of  hard  plastic.  Beyond, 
there  was  light.  Not  much,  just  a 
pale  wash  of  daylight  leaking 
through  a gash  in  the  hull,  very  yel- 
low to  his  dark-adjusted  vision. 
But  it  was  daylight  and  this  was 
natural  air  he  was  breathing,  con- 
taminated with  smoke  from  the 
crash — and  there  was  gritty  sand 
under  his  feet— all  of  which  went  to 
confirm  his  guess  about  where  he 
was. 

He  would  have  felt  almost  cheer- 
ful but  that  by  this  dim  reflected 
sunlight  he  was  able  to  see  the  ruin 
of  his  surgery.  Everything  had  been 
spilled  out  from  every  cupboard, 
every  drawer,  every  shelf,  and  he 

EASY  WAY  OUT 


had  to  push  confused  piles  of  med- 
ical phials  and  instruments  out  of 
the  way  with  his  toes  to  find  a path 
across  the  room.  In  two  places  the 
wall  had  split  open,  revealing  the 
electronic  veins  and  arteries  of  the 
ship,  and  something  was  dripping 
loudly  somewhere. 

But  he  would  have  to  leave  a 
proper  investigation  of  the  mess 
until  he  had  located  the  other  sur- 
vivors. 

Brackets  around  the  plural  s . 

IT  WAS  like  walking  into  night- 
mare to  turn  along  the  crum- 
pled corridor  in  the  direction  of  the 
noise  he  had  heard.  Everything  was 
distorted,  and  although  the  little 
light  that  guided  him  came  in  only 
through  cracks  in  the  hull  there 
were  all  too  many  such  cracks  and 
he  saw  more  detail  than  he  would 
have  liked.  At  the  extreme  end  of 
the  passageway  he  spied  some- 
thing that  looked  loathesomely 
half-human — as  though  one  were 
to  make  a doll  from  overripe 
bananas  and  hurl  it  at  a wall:  splat! 
Even  as  a trained  medical  man,  he 
didn’t  as  yet  feel  up  to  facing  it 
close  up. 

He  pinpointed  the  noise.  It  was 
coming  from  one  of  the  first-class 
passenger  cabins.  The  door  was 
stiff  but  still  moving  in  its  grooves. 
He  slid  it  aside  and  found  a young 
man  lying  in  a bunk  which  had  torn 
completely  loose  from  its  mount- 
ings. He  had  something  in  his  limp 

85 


hand,  the  object  he  had  used  to 
bang  on  the  wall,  Pavel  presumed, 
but  it  appeared  that  while  he  had 
been  opening  the  door  the  man’s 
strength  had  failed  him,  for  he  now 
lay  still 

Pavel’s  heart  sank.  Of  all  the 
people  aboard,  he  would  have 
chosen  this  man  last  to  be  his 
companion  after  the  crash: 
Andrew  Solichuk.  He  had  never 
tired  of  informing  anyone  and 
everyone  how  wealthy  and  in- 
fluential his  family  was  back  on 
Earth.  He  complained  endlessly 
about  the  food,  the  lack  of  com- 
fort and  amenities,  the  taste  of  the 
air,  the  company  he  had  to  en- 
dure simply  because  he  was  on  a 
grand  tour  of  the  commercial  em- 
pire he  was  due  to  inherit  and 
there  was  no  luxury  line  serving  the 
Quasimodo  system — only  the 
Pennyroyal  and  her  sister  ship  the 
Elecampane. 

But  he  was  human  and  alive. 
Pavel  forced  his  professional 
reflexes  to  take  over.  He  called 
Andrew's  name  and  elicited  no  re- 
action; the  man  appeared  to  have 
fainted.  Pavel  checked  the  pulse 
and  found  it  weak,  but  not  failing; 
also,  the  breathing  was  tolerably 
even.  But  when  he  pulled  back  the 
coverlet  of  the  bunk  he  saw  why 
Andrew  had  passed  out.  At  the 
very  least  he  must  have  suffered  a 
compound  fracture  of  the  lower 
spine;  quite  probably  he  also  had  a 
broken  pelvis  and  there  must  cer- 


tainly be  internal  injuries. 

No  trace  of  blood  at  the  mouth, 
which  indicated — though  it  did  not 
prove — that  the  lungs  were  intact. 
But  the  left  shoulder  was  dislo- 
cated and  there  was  a cut  on  the 
scalp  that  had  soaked  the  pillow 
with  blood. 

Trivia  like  the  shoulder  and 
scalp  wound  could  be  taken  care  of 
with  water,  any  sterile  dressing  he 
could  find  in  an  untorn  pack- 
age— and  his  own  strength.  Other- 
wise, though,  there  was  literally 
nothing  he  could  do  except  make 
Andrew  comfortable  until  help 
arrived.  Taking  a spine  to  bits  and 
rebuilding  it  was  a job  for  a mod- 
em hospital  and  Pavel  doubted 
that  even  the  facilities  on  Car- 
teret would  be  up  to  the  task. 

Since  Andrew  was  currently  un- 
conscious the  best  thing  to  do  for 
the  moment  was  to  leave  him  that 
way  while  Pavel  determined 
whether  any  other  survivors  had 
lived  through  the  crash  and  sorted 
through  the  mess  in  his  surgery  to 
salvage  what  he  could. 

He  crept  softly  back  into  the 
corridor. 

IT  TOOK  him  only  a few  min- 
utes to  become  convinced  that 
there  could  be  no  other  survivors. 
On  top  of  his  other  irritating 
habits,  Andrew  was  ostentatious- 
ly “liberated  from  the  tyranny  of 
clocks."  He  had  invariably  slept 
until  late  in  the  ship’s  artificial 


86 


IF 


day,  fourteen  or  fifteen  hours, 
and  then  made  merry  until  the 
small  hours  regardless  of  the 
people  he  inconvenienced,  whether 
by  his  loud  drunken  laughter,  his 
insistence  on  playing  music  at 
maximum  volume  or  the  stamping 
dances  he  had  learned  on  some 
planet  or  other  earlier  in  his  trip. 
Hans,  the  ship's  steward,  had  hated 
him  because  Andrew  had  felt  he 
was  entitled  to  human  service  de- 
spite the  perfectly  good  automat- 
ics everyone  else  relied  on.  During 
most  of  the  voyage  he  had  kept 
Hans  dancing  attendance  on  him 
for  so  much  of  the.  “night"  the 
poor  man  had  had  to  make  do  with 
three  or  four  hours'  sleep. 

And  it  was  this  habit  of  sleeping 
late  that  had  saved  Andrew's 
miserable  life.  Everybody  else  had 
been  up  and  about  in  the  after  pari 
of  the  ship  -and  that  was  full  of 
sand,  poured  in  by  the  ton  when  the 
hull  broke  apart.  There  wasn't  a 
chance  in  a million  of  recovering 
anyone  alive  from  that  mass  of  grit 
and  gravel.  It  was  going  to  be 
tough  unearthing  from  it  food, 
water  and  other  essentials 
Pavel  suspected  he  might  have  to 
tear  loose  a hull  plate  to  use  as  a 
shovel. 

It  was  a gloomy  consolation  that 
his  guess  about  their  location  was 
being  proved  correct  at  every  step 
he  took.  Despite  the  ache  in  his 
head,  which  was  now  growing  al- 
most intolerable,  and  the  leaden 


heaviness  of  his  limbs,  when  he 
had  completed  his  survey  of  the 
reachable  areas  of  the  ship  he 
postponed  his  return  to  the  sur- 
gery for  the  sake  of  scrambling  up 
one  of  the  heaps  of  whitish  sand 
and  grit  beside  the  cracks  in  the 
hull  and  peering  out. 

Overhead  the  sky  was  a uniform 
dark  blue,  close  to  indigo.  The  sun, 
slanting  low  in  the  sky,  was  small 
and  very  yellow.  The  air  was  cool, 
though  not  cold;  perhaps  the  high 
proportion  of  unreduced  CO2  in 
it  was  enhancing  the  greenhouse 
effect  and  producing  a dispro- 
portionately high  daytime  tem- 
perature. But  on  the  other  hand  it 
was  dry  and  harsh  in  this  throat. 
They  must  be  a long  way  from 
open  water. 

With  a supreme  effort  he  hoisted 
himself  up  far  enough  to  look  over 
the  scarred  and  battered  hull  plates 
in  the  direction  away  from  the  sun 
and  instantly  realized  how  it  had 
come  about  that  the  ship  had  not 
simply  been  smashed  to  frag- 
ments. There  was  a vast  furrow  in 
the  sandy  plain,  dotted  with 
boulders,  on  that  side.  The  level  of 
the  ground  seemed  to  slant  slightly 
upward,  though  the  strain  of  hold- 
ing himself  on  his  arms  was  blur- 
ring his  vision  and  it  was  difficult 
to  make  out  details.  Nonethe- 
less. the  pattern  fitted:  the 
glancing  angle  at  which  the  ship 
had  struck  the  ground  must  have 
been  parallel  to  the  slope  and  in- 


EASYWAY  OUT 


87 


Stead  of  stopping  deadt(he  wished 
he  hadn't  thought  of  that  word)  it 
had  gone  skidding  and  grinding  on 
for  mile  after  mile.  Until  it  had 
shed  its  initial  velocity  and  piled 
into  the  dune. 

Well,  it  was  comforting  to  know 
he  could  still  think,  reason,  solve 
puzzles.  He  let  himself  drop  back 
into  the  heap  of  sand  and  headed 
wearily  for  the  surgery. 

Quasimodo  IV , he  thought.  Per- 
haps Pm  the  first  human  to  see  it 
from  ground-level  in  a hundred 
years . . . 

There  was  nothing  in  the  least 
exciting  about  the  speculation. 


ALMOST  the  firsr  thing  he 
came  on  in  the  surgery  that 
was  intact  enough  to  be  of  any  use 
was  a box  of  stimulant  injectors, 
one  out  of  a stock  of  perhaps  forty 
or  fifty  which  had  been  crushed 
into  glass-prickly  ruin.  He  tried  to 
decide  whether  it  was  wise  to  give 
himself  a shot,  found  he  couldn't 
make  his  mind  up— and  did  so. 

The  shot  cleared  his  head  and  an 
artificial  clarity  informed  his 
thoughts.  New  energy  came  to  him 
and  he  rediscovered  appetite.  But 
as  yet  he  had  not  located  any 
food — and  he  was  sure  that  when 
he  did  it  would  be  after  long  bur- 
rowing into  the  sand-dune.  He  re- 
pressed all  thought  of  eating  with  a 
violent  act  of  will  and  went  on 
hunting  vigorously  through  the 

88 


tangle  of  instruments  and  the 
stocks  of  drugs. 

Within  half  an  hour  he  had  as- 
sembled much  more  than  he  would 
have  dared  hope  for:  stimulants, 
depressants,  systemic  purifiers, 
tissue-regenerants,  ersatz  nerves, 
assimilable  skin,  synthetic  plasma, 
clotting  agents,  antallergeos,  im- 
munosuppressants,. and  simple 
pain-killers.  Also  there  were  sev- 
eral items  of  no  obvious  rele- 
vance, such  as  specifics  for  Wat- 
kins fever  and  lembrotal  with- 
drawal symptoms. 

Most  of  the  instruments  ap- 
peared intact.  That,  though,  was 
only  on  the  outside.  Inside,  they 
contained  fantastically  delicate 
webs  of  electronic  circuitry;  solid- 
state  though  it  was,  without  the 
master  check-board  to  confirm  the 
fact  of  normal  functioning,  he 
had  to  suspect  that  , it  might  have 
been  deranged  by  the  crash.  You 
didn't  pick  up  a modern  diagnos- 
tic device  and  throw  it  at  the  wall. 
If  you  only  let  it  fall  to  the  floor, 
you  checked  it  out  before  reusing 
it. 

And  the  check-board  had  been 
filled  with  drifting  sand.  So  even 
if— as  he  was  half-thinking — he 
did  contrive  to  jury-rig  a power- 
source,  he  wouldn't  be  able  to  rely 
on  it. 

Forget  the  instruments,  then,  ex- 
cept the  most  ancient  of  all,  like 
limb-tractors  and  scalpels.  For 
thousands  of  years  doctors  had 

IF 


had  to  depend  on  the  data  they 
could  carry  in  their  own  heads  and 
by  modern  standards  his  mind 
was  well-stocked — he  had  always 
been  blessed  with  an  atavistically 
good  memory.  Just  as  the  in- 
vention of  writing  eliminated  the 
blind  bards  who  could  recite  ten 
thousand  lines  of  Homer  without 
prompting,  and  the  invention  of 
computers  eliminated  the  mathe- 
maticians who  could  multiply 
ten-digit  numbers  in  their  heads,  so 
the  invention  of  diagnostic 
tools  had  discouraged  the  kind  of 
doctor  who  could  distinguish  five 
hundred  types  of  fever  by  simple 
inspection.  But  Pavel  had  taken  a 
great  interest,  when  he  was  a stu- 
dent, in  the  history  of  medicine 
and  he  was  confident  that  most  of 
what  he  had  learned  was  there  in 
his  mind,  ready  to  be  used. 

Or  was  it?  Was  that  a euphoric 
delusion  due  to  the  stimulant  he'd 
injected  into  his  arm  ? 

He  had  no  way  of  telling.  He 
could  only  order  himself  to  pro- 
ceed very  cautiously. 

Right:  he  had  a patient  waiting, 
providing  Andrew  hadn't  died  in 
the  meantime.  He  selected  what  he 
thought  would  prove  most  helpful 
from  the  pile  of  drugs  and  instru- 
ments before  him  and,  for  want  of 
anything  better  as  a light  source, 
added  a retinal  examination 
torch,  whose  beam  was  no  thicker 
than  his  finger  but  was  at  least  nice 
and  bright. 

EASY  WAY  OUT 


And  went  back  to  Andrew's 
cabin. 

II 

AS  HE  put  out  his  hand  to  slide 
the  door  back  he  was  struck 
by  a terrifying  premonition.  Dur- 
ing his  search  of  the  wreck  he  had 
seen  few  actual  corpses — apart 
from  that  disgustingly  squashed 
body  hurled  against  the  end  of  the 
corridor— but  he  knew  the  rest  of 
them  must  be  there,  under  the 
mountain  of  sand  which  had 
collapsed  on  the  hull. 

Suppose  that  during  his  absence 
Andrew  had  died.  He  was  hardly 
what  you'd  call  a fit  young  man;  he 
overindulged  in  liquor,  probably  in 
drugs  too,  and  certainly  he  over- 
ate. He  was  far  too  fat  for  his  age, 
twenty-two  or  twenty-three. 

If  Andrew  had  died  Pavel  would 
be  compelled  to  wait  alone  for  a 
rescue  party — with  no  one  to  talk 
to  even  if  the  talking  were  no  more 
than  an  exchange  of  insults — and 
no  guarantee  that  he  was  going  to 
be  rescued. 

Until  this  moment,  he'd  taken 
rescue  for  granted.  He'd  been 
aware  that  the  Pennyroyal  had 
dropped  out  of  subspace  almost  an 
hour  before  the  explosion,  leaving 
as  usual  plenty  of  margin  because 
emerging  from  subspace  close  to  a 
sun  was  dangerous  and  an  old  ship 
like  the  Pennyroyal  had  to  allow 
some  one  and  a half  to  two  AU 

89 


when  entering  a system  like  this. 

This  voyage  from  Halys  to  Car- 
teret was  a routine  affair— a milk 
run,  as  the  ancient  argot  termed  it. 
Nonetheless,  even  if  Captain  Mag- 
nusson  didn't  keep  what  you  would 
call  a tight  ship,  he  would  presum- 
ably have  signaled  ahead  to  tell  the 
port  controller  on  Carteret  that 
they  were  in  real  space  again. 

Presumably. 

Pavel  felt  abruptly  ill.  No,  he 
was  being  too  kind  to  the  cap- 
tain— nil  mortuis  . . . Putting  it 
bluntly,  Magnusson  had  run  a slop- 
py ship,  the  worst  of  the  dozen  or 
so  Pavel  had  signed  aboard.  The 
chances  were  that  the  explosion 
which  had  wrecked  the  Pennyroyal 
had  been  due  to  neglectof  some  of- 
ficial safety  precaution.  And  there 
was  a risk,  small  but  not  to  be  ig- 
nored, that  Magnusson  might  have 
thought  signaling  ahead  to  their 
destination  was  superfluous. 

In  which  case  there  might  be  a 
long  wait  before  him.  A very  long 
wait.  And  if  he  had  to  face  it  on  his 
own — could  he  stand  the  strain? 

He  slammed  back  the  cabin  door 
violently  to  wipe  out  the  picture 
which  had  arisen  in  his  head:  the 
sight  of  himself,  face  in  the  rictus 
of  Hippocrates,  surrounded  by  the 
empty  drug  phials  he  had  retrieved 
from  the  surgery. 

At  once  a whining  voice  came  to 
his  ears,  and  he  was  so  relieved  that 
he  almost  failed  to  pay  attention  to 
the  words. 


“You  went  away  and  left  me!" 

What? 

He  turned  on  the  torch  and  ap- 
proached the  bunk.  Andrew  spoke 
again. 

“You  came  in  before — I heard 
you.  You  left  me  lying  in  this  ter- 
rible pain!  Damn  you,  damn  you!" 

Pavel  was  about  to  blurt  an 
angry  rejoinder,  but  he  caught 
himself.  Instead  he  said  soothing- 
ly, “I  went  to  get  some  drugs  and 
instruments.  You're  in  a bad  way, 
Andrew." 

'‘You  went  away  and  left  me 
alone  in  the  dark."  The  voice 
would  have  become  hysterically 
loud,  but  on  the  last  breath  it  broke 
into  a whimper  and  then  came 
sobs,  shrill  and  grating,  like  those 
of  a spoiled  child  denied  a piece  of 
candy. 

It  should  have  been  anyone  but 
A ndrew  - anyone! 

Maybe,  though,  this  petulance 
was  ascribable  to  his  pain.  That 
could  be  dealt  with.  Pavel  selected 
an  injector  from  the  handful  he  had 
brought  and  placed  it  against  An- 
drew's exposed  right  arm,  pressed. 

“Oh,  it's  you."  As  though  time 
had  been  turned  back,  the  voice 
had  reverted  to  normal,  complete 
with  the  sneer  Pavel  had  learned  to 
detest  during  their  voyage.  “The 
so-called  doctor  who  can't  even 
treat  a simple  headache." 

THAT  was  an  allusion  to  their 
last  encounter.  Andrew  had 


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called  for  him— not  come  to  his 
surgery,  like  the  others— and  in- 
sisted he  had  a migraine.  Thor- 
ough, punctilious,  Pavel  had 
checked  him  out  and  his  instru- 
ments had  confirmed  what  he  had 
already  started  to  suspect:  the 
young  man’s  complaint  wasn’t  mi- 
graine at  all,  but  a hangover  from 
a drunk  that  had  lasted  three  days 
without  an  interlude  which  might 
have  allowed  the  body’s  own  de- 
fences to  flush  poisons  away.  And 
he’d  said  so,  adding  that  Andrew 
was  on  the  verge  of  alcoholic 
poisoning.  Andrew  had  roared 
that  he  was  a liar  and  unfit  to 
practice  his  profession.  He  had 
gone  so  far  as  to  report  Pavel  to 
the  captain — not  that  that  made 
much  impression.  Captain  Mag- 
nusson,  fundamentally,  resented 
the  regulation  which  compelled 
him  to  have  a medical  officer  on 
board  at  all  and  would  have  been 
happier  with  mere  machines, 
since  they  were  cheaper. 

Pavel  said  roughly,  “You  have 
something  a lot  worse  than  a head- 
ache.” 

Andrew’s  forehead  creased. 
“Why  are  you  shining  that  light  at 
me?  Why  is  it  dark  in  here?” 

“Why  the  hell  do  you  think?  We 
crashed,  of  course.” 

“Crashed?”  Andrew  almost  sat 
up,  but  Pavel  put  a heavy  hand  on 
his  shoulder  to  prevent  him. 

“Lie  still.  You  have  a broken 
back,  probably  a broken  pelvis  and 

EASY  WAY  OUT 


all  kinds  of  internal  injuries.  I gave 
you  a pain-killer,  but  if  you  want  to 
live  you  absolutely  must  not 
move.” 

“What?”  Fretfully  Andrew 
seemed  not  to  have  taken  in  what 
he’d  been  told.  He  made  to  lift  the 
coverlet  and  winced. 

“Hell,  that  hurt!  And  you  said 
you’d  given  me  a pain-killer!  Can’t 
you  even  use  the  right  drug  to — ” 

“Now  you  listen  to  me,”  Pavel 
rasped.  He  was  picking  among  the 
gear  he  had  brought,  looking  for 
the  collapsible  limb-tractor. 
“You’re  about  as  badly  broken  as  a 
man  can  be  and  still  expect  to  sur- 
vive. Have  you  got  that?” 

U| « 

Andrew’s  face  crumpled  like  a 
wet  paper  mask  as  he  realized:  This 
is  happening  to  me! 

He  said,  “We  crashed?” 

“Why  the  hell  else  do  you  imag- 
ine your  bunk  is  on  the  wrong  side 
of  the  cabin?  What  do  you  think 
threw  all  your  belongings  across 
the  floor?  If  you  hadn’t  been  in 
your  bunk,  but  up  and  about  like 
everybody  else,  you’d  be  under  a 
thousand  tons  of  sand.” 

“None  of  your  needling!  I live 
the  way  I choose  to  live — and  if 
other  people  don’t  like  it  that’s 
their  bad  luck.” 

“Oh,  shut  up.”  Pavel  was  as- 
sembling the  limb-tractor  now. 
“Make  the  most  of  the  pain-killer  I 
gave  you.  There  isn’t  much 
left— and  the  only  other  thing  I can 

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do  to  dull  the  pain  you’d  feel  with- 
out it  would  be  to  give  you  a total 
block  on  the  lower  spinal 
cord — and  I’m  not  sure  it  could  be 
reversed.  It  might  mean  your  be- 
ing paralyzed.  If  you  want  to  walk 
around  again,  a whole  man,  you 
listen  to  me  and  do  as  I say. 
Clear?” 

The  blurred  oval  of  Andrew's 
half-open  mouth  trembled.  Pavel 
was  getting  through. 

“All  right.  Now  I’m  going  to 
have  to  fix  your  left  arm.  It’s  dis- 
located, but  this  will  reseat  the 
shoulder  in  its  socket.”  He  hefted 
the  limb-tractor.  “So  brace  your- 
self. You  probably  haven’t  suf- 
fered much  pain  in  your  life,  but 
human  beings  used  to  put  up  with 
far  worse  than  what  you'll  feel. 
Now  if  I can  get  around  this  bunk 
to  the  other  side—”  Moving  as  he 
talked,  he  found  there  was  just 
enough  room  for  him  to  stand. 

“They  also  used  to  put  up  with 
head  lice  a id  fleas  and  open  sores," 
Andrew  snapped.  “We've  made 
progress  since  those  days.” 

Surprised  to  find  that  this 
spoiled  young  man  had  even  heard 
of  such  things,  Pavel  lifted  the 
insensitized  arm  and  fitted  the 
tractor  around  it,  trying  not  to 
think  about  the  nauseatingly 
wrong  angle  it  made  at  the 
shoulder.  He  said,  “There  hasn’t 
been  much  progress  here.  We  seem 
to  be  on  the  next  planet  out  from 
Carteret.  It  hasn’t  even  evolved 


into  the  Pleistocene  Age.  Right, 
here  we  go.” 

He  snapped  the  spring  of  the 
tractor  and  the  shoulder-joint  re- 
engaged with  a thud.  Perfect. 

DETACHING  the  device  again, 
he  heard  Andrew  say,  “Well, 
what  about  you,  then?”  The  old 
acid  burned  in  his  tone,  as  though 
he  were  constitutionally  incapable 
of  talking  to  people  without  seek- 
ing ways  to  making  them  feel 
small.  “Were  you  in  your  bunk  too, 
like  me?” 

“No.  I was  thrown  clear  through 
the  surgery  bulkhead  and  into  the 
compartment  full  of  furs.  By  a 
miracle  they  were  all  out  of  their 
bales  and — ” 

“Well,  hell!”  Andrew  crowed.  “I 
saved  your  life!” 

“What?”  The  next  stage  would 
be  to  cleanse  and  examine  the  in- 
jured man’s  lower  body;  Pavel  was 
already  selecting  the  gear  he  re- 
quired for  the  job.  He  paused  and 
glanced  up. 

“Saved  your  life,”  Andrew  re- 
peated with  a harsh  attempt  at  a 
laugh.  “I  was  bored  last  night.  I 
woke  that  man — what’s  his  name? 
The  one  from  the  fur  dealers?” 
“You  mean:  what  was  his 
name?”  Pavel  said  glacially.  “He's 
dead.” 

“I  didn’t  like  him  anyway,”  An- 
drew said.  “But  I woke  him  and 
told  him  to  show  off  his  goods. 
Made  him  take  them  all  out  of 


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their  packing.  Well,  I’ll  be 
damned!  If  I hadn't  done  that  you'd 
have  been — ” 

“Killed,"  Pavel  broke  in.  “But 
you  would  have  been  dying  here  in 
terrible  pain." 

“The  hell  I would,"  Andrew 
said.  “That's  not  my  style.  You 
should  know  that  by  now." 

Worriedly,  Pavel  stared  at  him. 
One  of  the  side-effects  of  the  drug 
he'd  used,  in  certain  susceptible 
types,  was  a kind  of  megalomaniac 
euphoria.  It  appeared  that  Andrew 
must  be  susceptible. 

“No — look  just  to  your  right," 
Andrew  went  on.  “See  that  black 
case?" 

Pavel  complied  and  noticed  a 
square  dark  case  which  he  must 
narrowly  have  missed  treading  on 
when  he  went  around  the  bunk  to 
apply  the  limb-tractor.  He  picked 
it  up.  It  weighed  good  deal  for  its 
size. 

“There’s  a combination  lock. 
Press  five,  two,  five,  one,  four," 

With  the  help  of  the  torch  Pavel 
did  as  he  was  told  and  the  lid 
sprang  back.  His  blood  ran 
suddenly  cold. 

“Know  what  that  is,  do  you?" 

“Yes,"  Pavel  heard  his  voice  as 
gritty  as  the  wind  blowing  across 
the  dunes  outside.  “I  should  have 
guessed  that  this  was  what  you 
meant.  It's  an  Easy  Way  Out." 

SMALL.  No  longer,  no  thicker, 
than  his  forearm.  But  unbeliev- 

EASY  WAY  OUT 


ably  expensive.  This  sleek  blue 
plasteel  cylinder  with  its  white  cap 
on  one  end,  bedded  in  a shock-ab- 
sorbent lining  covered  with  red  vel- 
vet, might  easily  have  cost  half  as 
much  as  the  Pennyroyal . 

It  was  a legal  development  of  an 
earlier  device  which  had  had  to  be 
banned  because  on  planet  after 
planet  it  had  stolen  the  hope  of  sur- 
vival from  pioneers  worn  out  with 
their  attempts  to  overcome  the  in- 
finite problems  an  alien  world 
could  pose.  Cynical  and  cold- 
blooded entrepreneurs  had 
bought  early  versions  of  the  ma- 
chine— which  filled  half  a space- 
ship— and  made  fortunes  by  luring 
settlers  into  imaginary  universes 
so  delightful  they  were  happy  to 
starve  to  death  rather  than  give  up 
their  next  session  of  pleasure.  Sev- 
eral worlds  that  were  now  offic- 
ially freehold  in  the  power  of  a 
single  family  had  been,  as  one 
might  say,  “cleared"  in  this  man- 
ner. 

When  the  scandal  threatened  to 
reach  epidemic  proportions, 
Earth's  sluggish  government  had 
finally  enacted  a law.  By  then, 
however,  the  profit  to  be  had  from 
using  the  machines  had  shrunk; 
there  were  few  worlds  remaining  to 
be  grabbed.  And  in  addition 
miniaturization  had— as  always- 
progressed,  so  that  they  could  be 
held  in  one’s  hand  instead  of 
sprawling  out  through  a fifty-me- 
ter hold.  Also— as  always — the 

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law  was  a compromise.  It  was  not 
forbidden  to  manufacture  the 
things,  only  to  purchase  or  use 
them  if  one  was  not  a bona-fide 
space-traveler  or  engaged  in  some 
occupation  so  dangerous  as  to 
involve  the  risk  of  fatal  accident. 
In  practice,  that  meant  they  were 
sold  to  space-tourists,  govern- 
ment officials  and  chief  officers 
of  space-lines.  They  were  rich. 

Activated — and  all  it  required 
for  activation  was  a twist  of  the 
white  cap  and  a firm  push— it 
broadcast  a signal  direct  to  the 
brain  of  anybody  within  range,  in 
other  words  within  about  a hun- 
dred meters.  The  signal  forged  a 
link,  so  to  speak,  between  the 
brain’s  pleasure-centers  and  the 
memory,  diverting  the  remain- 
ing resources  of  the  body  into  the 
construction  of  a delectable 
dream  so  absorbing,  so  con- 
vincing, that  minor  matters  like 
loss  of  blood,  starvation  or  in- 
tolerable pain  were  instantly  for- 
gotten. Trapped  in  a collapsed 
mineshaft,  sunk  beneath  an  ocean 
with  an  hour’s  worth  of  air,  lost  be- 
tween the  stars,  one  could  live  out 
the  balance  of  his  life  in  an  ideally 
happy  illusion.  According  to 
temperament,  it  could  be 
erotic— or  an  orgy  of  eating— or  a 
tussle  with  a favourite  hallucino- 
gen— or  the  accomplishment  of  a 
lifelong  ambition — or  . . . 

Or  anything.  Literally,  anything. 

In  principle,  then,  it  was  a mar- 


velous and  humane  idea.  What  fate 
could  be  cruder  to  an  aware,  sen- 
sitive being  than  knowledge  of  in- 
escapably impending  death?  When 
there  was  no  hope  of  rescue,  better 
that  a man  should  end  his  days  in 
unalloyed  delight. 

Fine. 

But  the  moment  that  cap  was 
pressed  home,  it  was  certain  that  he 
would  end  his  days.  It  was  a ges- 
ture implying  suicide.  Once  those 
new  neural  paths  had  been  burned 
into  the  cortex,  there  could  never 
be  any  retreat  from  death. 

According  to  what  Pavel  had 
read,  this  had  not  been  true  of  the 
earliest  versions.  One  could  re- 
cover from  those,  as  one  could 
from  the  ancient  addictive  drugs,  at 
the  cost  of  incredible  self-disci- 
pline and  long,  slow,  painstaking 
psychiatric  help.  With  a model  as 
advanced  as  the  one  he  held 
now — no. 

HE  SHUT  the  lid  and  jumbled 
the  lock  again,  and  carefully 
placed  the  case  on  a shelf  where 
Andrew  could  not  reach  it. 

“What  are  you  doing?"  Andrew 
cried.  “You  said  you  knew  what  it 
was.  Can't  you  turn  it  on?“ 

“Yes."  Pavel  averted  his  face 
and  focused  his  little  torch  on  his 
medical  gear,  making  a great  busi- 
ness of  picking  out  what  he  would 
need  to  complete  the  job  he*  had 
barely  started. 

“Then—" 


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“Oh,  shut  up!"  With  a fury  that 
appalled  him — it  was  no  tone  for  a 
doctor  to  use  to  a patient.  “Or  I'll 
shut  you  up."  He  grasped  an 
anesthetic  injector,  not  local  like 
the  one  he  had  already  adminis- 
tered, designed  to  inactivate  pain 
nerves  selectively,  but  one  which 
would  blot  out  the  whole  nervous 
system.  “In  fact — " with  growing 
resolution— “I  guess  I’ll  do  that 
anyway." 

He  clapped  the  injector  against 
Andrew’s  arm. 

“You  bastard!"  Andrew  said 
huskily.  “You  devil — you  ..." 

His  voice  failed.  His  eyes,  glint- 
ing in  the  pale  beam  of  the  torch, 
shut  against  his  will.  Seconds  later 
he  slumped  inert. 

It's  kinder , anyway  . . . 

But  Pavel  knew,  even  as  he 
pulled  the  coverlet  from  the  bunk 
and  mechanically  began  to  occupy 
himself  with  the  foul  job  of 
cleaning  excrement  and  dried 
blood  from  Andrew’s  lower  body, 
that  that  was  not  the  truth.  There 
had  been  as  much  violence  in  that 
act  as  if  he  had  given  Andrew  a 
punch  on  the  jaw.  And  the  reason 
he  needed  to  let  his  violence  erupt? 

Even  though  his  mind  was  pre- 
occupied with  his  work,  even 
though  the  effect  of  the  stimulant 
injection  he  had  given  himself  was 
partly  used  up  by  the  low-oxygen 
air  and  the  hunger  which 
now — paradoxically— was  making 
his  stomach  growl  audibly,  he  was 


able  to  reason  it  out.  He  was  scared 
out  of  his  wits.  He  was  young  by 
modern  standards,  if  not  as 
young  as  Andrew,  being  only 
thirty-five  and  looking  forward  to 
a probable  lifetime  of  at  least  a 
hundred  and  twenty.  Proportion- 
ately, vis-a-vis  Andrew,  he  was  in 
the  situation  of  a man  just  come 
of  age  would  have  been  when  deal- 
ing with  a twelve-  or  thirteen-year- 
old  boy. 

As  though  imposing  a penance 
on  himself  for  his  surrender  to  an- 
ger and  fear,  he  made  a particular- 
ly thorough  and  careful  job  of  the 
cleansing  process,  undertaking 
manually  some  of  the  most  re- 
volting parts,  for  which  he  could 
have  used  an  instrument,  assum- 
ing the  instrument  was  working 
after  the  crash.  Presently  he  dis- 
covered that  the  stimulant  was 
wearing  off  completely  and  de- 
cided not  to  take  a second  dose  be- 
fore eating. 

By  then  he  had  done  absolutely 
all  he  had  the  resources  to  do:  An- 
drew was  in  a spider’s-web  of  med- 
ical devices  which  would  minimize 
pain,  extract  fatigue  poisons 
directly  through  the  skin,  cleanse 
him  whenever  his  bowels  and 
bladder  leaked  and  insure  him 
against  the  vanishingly  small  risk 
of  some  degenerative  infection 
such  as  gangrene.  Provided  res- 
cue arrived  within  fifteen  days, 
Andrew  should  not  merely  sur- 
vive, but  survive  in  good  enough 

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health  to  endure  the  major  oper- 
ation on  his  spine  necessary  to  re- 
store his  power  of  ambulation.  It 
was  an  achievement  to  be  proud 
of. 


NOW  it  was  high  time  he 
thought  about  himself — as 
clearly  as  the  air  would  let  him. 

He  was  thirsty,  he  realized,  not 
just  dry  from  the  arid  air  of  this 
planet  but  actually  dehydrated 
from  his  hard  work.  He  had  a num- 
ber of  phials  of  distilled  water  in 
the  surgery — including  several  of 
liter  capacity — which  had  been  so 
well  packaged  that  they  had  re- 
mained intact.  He  also  had  a fair 
supply  of  glucose  solution  and 
other  instant-energy  concentrates, 
various  stimulants  which  rapidly 
invoked  the  “second-wind"  pro- 
cess in  muscle  tissue,  many  differ- 
ent tablets  and  capsules  which,  al- 
though intended  exclusively  for 
metabolic  tests,  could  be  used  as 
nutriment  in  emergency,  and  even 
a range  of  chemicals  that  gener- 
ated free  oxygen  which  he  could 
use  if  the  sparse  natural  air  and  the 
pressure  of  excess  CO2  were 
handicapping  him  for  some  really 
urgent  task. 

But  so  long  as  he  could  manage 
without  drawing  on  those  supplies, 
the  better  his  chances  would  be  of 
lasting  until  rescue  arrived.  He 
would  rather  starve  until  a ship 
came  down  to  collect  him  and  leave 


with  a store  of  unused  supplies  be-| 
hind  him,  than  . . . J 

Or  would  he? 

He  sat  down,  only  half  intending 
to,  on  a stool  which  had  surpris- 
ingly remained  upright  in  the 
tangle  of  the  surgery,  and  he 
remembered  to  shut  off  the  torch 
he  was  carrying.  A little  light,  now 
very  red  because  the  sun  was  set- 
ting, showed  his  surroundings  to 
him.  He  faced,  at  long  last,  the 
fundamental  reason  for  his — his 
attack  on  Andrew. 

He  didn't  believe  with  his  whole 
being  that  he  was  going  to  be  res- 
cued. He  didn't  believe  that  any- 
thing would  be  done  to  organize 
search  parties  until  the  Pennyroyal 
was  so  much  more  overdue  than 
the  normal  range  of  variation  in 
her  schedule  that  somebody  on 
Carteret  grew  angry.  He  hadn't 
made  many  voyages  on  Magnus- 
son's  ship,  but  he  was  well  aware 
that  a difference  of  a week  or  two 
one  way  or  the  other  in  time  of 
docking  on  any  given  planet  the 
ship  serviced  didn't  seem  to  worry 
the  captain. 

Unless  Pavel  could  improvise  a 
beacon,  preferably  a powerful 
radio  beacon  . . . 

And  he  was  trained  in  medicine, 
not  engineering  or  electronics.  If  he 
was  reluctant  to  use  his  own  pro- 
fessional aids  because  he  feared 
they  might  have  been  rendered  un- 
reliable, how  could  he  trust  a radio 
or  subspace  signaler  even  if  he 


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IF 


managed  to  rout  one  out  from  the 
mass  of  sand  engulfing  the  after 
part  of  the  ship  and  connect  it  to  a 
power  supply?  How  would  he 
know  whether  it  was  crying  for 
help,  or  simply  lighting  up  the 
state-of-circuit  lamps? 

He  thought  of  the  daunting  pro- 
cess of  shoveling  sand  away,  en- 
countering corpses,  of  being  frus- 
trated because  food-capsules  had 
smashed  open  and  the  contents 
were  inedible  . . . 

And  then  he  thought  of  the  Easy 
Way  Out. 

YES,  that  was  what  was  fright- 
ening him  more  than  the  risk 
of  dying  here,  forgotten,  on  an  un- 
inhabited world. 

If  he  had  not  known  that  the 
EWO  existed,  if  he  had  been  able 
to  occupy  himself  solely  with  prob- 
lems of  survival,  he  might  have 
made  it.  As  things  stood,  knowing 
that  the  choice  lay  between  an 
agonizing  death  and  a delightful 
one,  he  found  himself  tempted. 
•*No—” 

It  astonished  him  that  he  should 
have  shouted  the  word  out  loud  and 
he  leaped  to  his  feet.  Something  in 
the  very  depths  of  his  mind  had 
said:  I don't  want  to  die  at  all. 

That  made  sense.  He  didn't  want 
to  be  here  on  Quasimodo  IV?  He 
didn't  want  to  be  have  a vast  ache 
all  down  his  legs  and  a twisted 
ankle  and  a dry  throat  and 
particularly  he  didn't  want  a 


patient  who  insulted  him  when  he 
was  trying  to  help.  But  he  did  want 
to  live.  With  almost  three-quarters 
of  a lifetime  ahead  of  him,  he 
hated  the  idea  that  he  might  be 
doomed  by  someone's  careless- 
ness. 

Unsteadily,  head  pounding,  with 
only  the  pencil  beam  of  the  torch  to 
guide  him,  he  set  off  on  a second 
exploration  of  the  ship. 

Ill 

HOURS  PASSED.  His  watch 
was  working  but  he  had  for- 
gotten to  check  it  when  he  awoke 
after  the  crash— and  when  it  did 
occur  to  him  to  look  at  it  he  found 
it  wasn't  much  use.  It  had  been  set 
to  the  arbitrary  ship's  day  and  as- 
sured him  the  "real"  time  was  a 
fe,w  minutes  before  noon.  But  the 
star-spangled  sky,  of  which  he 
caught  occasional  glimpses,  re- 
mained dark.  He  vaguely  remem- 
bered having  read  somewhere 
that  the  day  of  this  planet  was 
much  longer  than  Earth's,  well 
over  thirty  hours.  So  it  wouldn't 
even  be  possible  to  predict  dawn 
until  he  had  seen  one— and  an- 
other sunset. 

But  that  was  a minor  matter.  He* 
had  biological  clocks  in  his  body 
which  were  more  important.  The 
loudest-chiming  one  was  in  his 
belly.  He  was  sure  that  by  now  his 
increasing  weakness  was  due  less 
to  lack  of  oxygen  and  his  many 

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bruises  than  to  simple  hunger. 
And,  inescapably,  thirst. 

Accordingly  he  directed  his  first 
efforts  at  digging  toward  where 
he  knew  the  ship's  restaurant  had 
been  located,  on  the  side  of  the 
hull  opposite  his  surgery.  But  this 
had  been  crushed  far  worse  than 
the  other  side.  The  sand  was  piled 
high  and  spilled  down  to  replace 
whatever  he  scrabbled  away.  He 
was  on  the  brink  of  despair  when 
he  recognized  something  shin- 
ing in  the  beam  of  the  torch. 

Sand-scraped,  the  label  told  him 
plainly:  Whole  Milk. 

He  seized  the  bulbous  can  and 
raised  it  to  his  lips,  ignoring  the 
sand  that  clogged  the  outlet.  The 
sand  was  presumably  sterile.  If  it 
was  not  he  had  already  been  ex- 
posed over  and  over  to  whatever 
minor  life  forms  it  bore.  He  gulped 
down  the  milk  in  huge  draughts, 
thinking  with  a detached  portion 
of  his  mind  that  there  was — or 
should  have  been— something 
symbolic  in  this  action. 

But  this  planet  was  not  one  he 
could  envisage  substituting  for 
Mother  Earth. 

After  that  he  found  a whole 
group  of  similar  containers,  ap- 
parently the  contents  of  a shelf 
which  had  been  in  the  compart- 
ment adjacent  to  the  restaurant 
and  which  had  been  slammed 
through  a bulkhead  in  the  crash. 
Many  of  them  were  crushed  and 
had  leaked  their  contents,  but  he 


recovered  more  milk,  various 
types  of  consomme  and  broth  and 
five  or  six  types  of  puree.  Beyond, 
there  was  a mess  of  fresh  fruit,  in- 
cluding apples,  papayas  and  a 
mutated  citrus  he  was  fond  of, 
called  yabanos,  resembling  a 
lime  bloated  to  the  size  of  an 
orange  and  with  deep  pink  flesh. 
He  eagerly  tore  at  its  peel  and  had 
already  set  a chunk  of  it  to  his  lips 
when  he  realized  what  his^sense  of 
touch  had  been  trying  to  warn  him 
about:  the  crash  had  hurled  this 
fruit  into  something  made  of  glass 
and  the  glass  had  smashed.  The 
whole  of  it  was  permeated  with 
tiny  sharp  spikes. 

He  spat  it  out  and  threw  it  away 
in  fury. 

This  time  he  didn't  shout  it 
aloud,  but  he  said  it  inside  his 
head,  very  forcibly:  / am  not  go - 
ing  to  take  the  Easy  Way  Out ! / 
am  not!  I am  not . . . 

And  then  that  honesty  he  detest- 
ed compelled  him  to  add:  At  least 
. . . / don't  think  I am. 

He  took  one  final  look  at  An- 
drew, who  was  still  unconscious, 
and  gave  him  an  injectorful  of 
glucose-and-vitamin  booster.  He 
had  found  some  high-protein  con- 
centrates and  other  life-supports, 
but  Andrew  was  carrying  enough 
fat  on  his  belly  to  last  him  several 
days,  and  he  certainly  wasn't  go- 
ing to  become  dehydrated  over- 
night— or  whatever  the  equiva- 
lent of  “overnight"  might  be,  mea- 


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IF 


sured  in  terms  of  how  long  it  took 
Pavel  to  wake  up  after  he  col- 
lapsed on  his  pile  of  furs.  His  own 
cabin,  far  astern  in  the  crew’s 
quarters,  was  unreachable,  but  a 
dozen  furs  in  the  corridor  afford- 
ed a soft  bed  within  earshot  of 
Andrew  if  he  recovered  con- 
sciousness. 

The  rest . . . 
could  wait . . . 
until  later  . . . 

TURN  IT  on!  Damn  you— 
damn  you!  Turn  it  onV ’ 

Pavel  came  awake  in  a second. 
The  cry,  eerie  in  the  echoing  cor- 
ridor, had  seemed  a continuation 
of  the  dream  he  had  been  suffer- 
ing, a vision  of  endless  wander- 
ing over  a vast  bare  desert.  He 
forced  himself  to  his  feet,  aware  of 
the  nasty  clinging  of  his  clothes  to 
his  body — normally  he  changed 
twice  a day  and  threw  worn  cloth- 
ing into  the  recycler,  but  that  was 
smashed.  During  the  night  a 
breeze  must  have  blown  away  the 
stench  left  by  the  fires  inside  the 
ship;  the  air  now,  although  still 
very  dry  and  oxygen-poor,  smelled 
of  nothing  at  all. 

When  he  had  lain  down  to  sleep 
he  had  set  the  torch  and  a number 
of  flasks  and  medical  phials  near- 
by. Now,  though,  he  did  not  need 
artificial  light— the  sun  must  be 
well  up  in  the  sky  and  pouring  in 
through  all  the  cracks  in  the 
hull — and  he  was  too  dazed  to 


worry  about  the  other  things.  He 
stumbled  into  Andrew’s  cabin, 
rubbing  his  eyes. 

Calm  overtook  him  as  he  saw  the 
medical  equipment  he  had  rigged 
yesterday.  It  was  self-powered 
against  failure  of  the  ship’s  pow- 
er; its  state-of-operation  lights 
continued  to  gleam  like  little  rep- 
tile eyes.  And  indicated  no 
change  worth  noticing  in  An- 
drew’s condition:  metabolism 
survival-prone,  skeletal  struc- 
ture paralysis-prone,  nervous  sys- 
tem pain-prone. 

’That!  That  thing!” 

Andrew  shouted,  as  loudly  as  he 
could,  and  raised  his  right  arm  to 
point  at  the  shelf  where  Pavel  had 
set  the  EWO. 

’’Turn  it  on!” 

Pavel  drew  a deep  breath.  His 
head  felt  as  though  it  had  been 
stuffed  with  sand  from  outside,  his 
mouth  was  as  dry  and  harsh  as 
though  the  sand  had  been  inserted 
by  that  route  and  his  stomach  was 
full  of  gas  bloat.  Also  his  ankle 
seemed  to  have  become  worse  dur- 
ing his  sleep,  not  better,  and  when 
he  rested  his  weight  on  it  he 
winced. 

Reaching  out,  he  took  the  EWO 
off  the  shelf  and  wordlessly  car- 
ried it  from  the  cabin.  Behind  him 
Andrew  screamed  and  howled. 

It  occurred  to  Pavel  that  he 
should  pitch  the  EWO  out  of  the 
ship  altogether,  into  the  sand, 
where  night- wind  would  cover  it 


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and  make  it  impossible  to  find 
again.  But  even  as  he  was  tensing 
his  muscles  to  toss  the  thing  away, 
he  relented.  Rescue,  after  all, 
might  not  come  . . . 

Of  the  many  cupboards  in  his 
surgery  only  one  had  not  had  its 
doors  tom  off  the  hinges.  He  put 
the  EWO  inside  and  slammed  the 
doors  and  twisted  the  lock  shut, 
thinking  as  he  did  so:  Out  of  sight, 
out  of . . . 

My  mind? 

But  he  didn’t  want  to  think 
about  that. 

When  he  returned  to  Andrew's 
cabin  he  heard,  from  several 
meters  away,  a helpless  moaning 
noise.  He  hurried  his  last  few  steps 
and  found  Andrew  with  his  hands 
over  his  face,  weeping. 

'"Okay,  okay,"  Pavel  said,  and 
touched  the  younger  man's  arm 
reassuringly.  "I'm  here  and  I 
have  my—" 

"Turn  it  on,"  Andrew  moaned, 
his  hands  muffling  the  words. 

"I've  taken  the  EWO  away," 
Pavel  said.  And  waited. 

"What?"  The  hands  dropped 
from  Andrew's  tear-wet  face.  "But 
it's  mine.  If  1 tell  you  to  turn  it  on 
you've  got  to  turn  it  on.  1 can't  bear 
to  lie  here  and  suffer  this  pain!" 

"Would  you  rather  throw  away 
the  rest  of  your  life,"  Pavel  said  af- 
ter a moment  to  ponder  his  choice 
of  words,  "than  survive  to  enjoy 
all  these  things  you  kept  boasting 
about  on  the  trip— all  the  money, 

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luxury  and  power  your  family's 
possessions  will  bring  you?" 

Andrew  hesitated,  letting  his 
arms  fall  to  his  sides.  He  looked 
through  fear-filled  eyes  at  the  med- 
ical equipment  enclosing  his  body 
from  the  waist  down. 

Pavel  went  on  waiting. 

Abruptly — and  unexpectedly  - 
Andrew  said,  "I  guess  if  you  don't 
have  too  much  anesthetic  left  you'd 
better  save  it  for  when  I start  to 
scream.  But  do  you  have  a tran- 
quilizing  shot?" 

A WAVE  of  relief  swept  over 
Pavel.  He  had  never  heard  An- 
drew speak  in  such  a reasonable 
tone  before.  He  said,  "Sure.  Not 
much  of  that  is  left,  either,  though. 
My  whole  stock  of  drugs  was 
thrown  through  the  surgery  bulk- 
head along  with  me— and  even  if 
some  of  them  were  saved  from 
breaking  by  landing  in  the  furs 
it'll  take  a while  for  me  to  dig  them 
out.  Here's  something  to  be  going 
on  with,  at  least." 

He  selected  the  right  injector 
from  the  mixed  batch  he  had 
brought  and  applied  it. 

"Thank  you,"  Andrew  said,  even 
before  it  had  taken  effect.  "I  — I 
guess  I should  apologize  for  shout- 
ing at  you." 

Pavel  shrugged. 

"How  are  you?" 

"Me?"  Pavel's  surprise  showed 
in  his  voice.  "Oh — I'm  not  too 
bad." 


IF 


“I  asked  you  a question.  Don't  I 
deserve  an  answer?" 

“Well— " Pavel  licked  his  lips. 
“My  head  aches  like  fury— but  I 
guess  yours  does  too.  It's  the  air. 
My  throat  is  sore,  but  that's  the  air 
too — it's  very  dry.  When  the  crash 
came  I acquired  a gang  of  bruises 
and  a twisted  ankle.  Now  you 
know.  And  as  a doctor  I can 
promise  you  I'm  in  far  better 
shape  than  you  are." 

“Obviously."  A ghost  of  a smile 
showed  on  Andrew's  pale  face. 
“I'm  in  the  kind  of  mess  it  would 
take  a major  hospital  to  cope 
with,  aren't  I ?" 

Pavel  nodded.  There  was  no 
point  in  trying  to  conceal  the 
truth. 

“Then  why  the  hell  won't  you 
turn  on  the  EWO?"  Andrew  blast- 
ed. 

Pavel  froze.  He  said  at  last, 
“You  spoiled  brat.  Damn  it,  I 
don't  know  a name  to  call  you  that 
would  say  what  I think." 

“Now  look  here--"  Andrew  be- 
gan, but  Pavel  plunged  on. 

“Before  you  try  any  more  of 
your  tricks,  get  this  into  your  solid 
plasteel  head,  will  you?  I want  to 
stay  alive,  even  if  you  don't. 
You've  been  pampered  all  your 
life,  so  even  a hint  of  pain  makes 
you  want  to  give  up.  But  you  can't 
con  me  into  doing  what  you  want; 
you  can't  threaten  me  into  doing 
what  you  want;  you  can't  wheedle 
me  into  doing  what  you  want.  For 


once  in  your  life  you're  simply  go- 
ing to  have  to  do  what  someone 
else  wants.  You're  going  to  sur- 
vive for  as  long  as  you  can.  That's 
how  most  people  live." 

There  was  a dead  silence.  Since 
Pavel  had  waked,  the  whole  ship 
had  been  silent,  apart  from  the 
soughing  of  a light  wind  across  the 
gaps  in  the  hull.  The  trickling 
noise  he  had  heard  yesterday  in^ 
the  surgery,  the  sifting  noise  of 
sand  filling  a few  remaining 
spaces  in  the  after  part  of  the  ship, 
the  creaking  of  the  girders  as  they 
cooled — all  that  had  come  to  an 
end.  The  only  items  in  operation, 
the  medical  equipment,  were  too 
efficiently  designed  to  make  a 
noise  even  after  the  punishment 
they  had  taken. 

Then  the  artificial  calm  of  the 
last  shot  he  had  been  given  oyer- 
spread  Andrew's  face.  He  said, 
“Well,  if  you're  so  determined  to 
keep  me  alive,  you  might  as  well 
make  me  comfortable,  too.  I am 
in  pain,  you  know." 

“All  right,"  Pavel  conceded. 
“But  I'll  have  to  make  it  a short  v 
dose.  I'll  have  to  accustom  you 
gradually  to  supporting  some  of 
your  pain.  I'm  afraid.  There's  no 
way  of  estimating  how  long  it  will 
be  before  we're  rescued."  He  pro- 
duced and  applied  the  correct  in- 
jector. 

“And  I'm  afraid  I can't  be 
absolutely  certain  how  badly  your 
internal  organs  are  affected,"  he 


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went  on.  “To  be  on  the  safe  side, 
I’ll  have  to  keep  you  hydrated 
with  an  intravenous  transfusion 
rather  than  letting  you  drink." 

“But  I'm  very  thirsty,"  Andrew 
said  in  a dull  tone. 

“I  imagine  you  must  be.  I have 
some  tablets  you  can  suck  to  keep 
your  mouth  and  throat  moist,  but 
they,  too,  will  have  to  be  rationed 
out." 

“Because  we  may  be  stuck  here  a 
long  time,"  Andrew  murmured. 
“What  makes  you  so  sure  we  are 
going  tb  be  rescued,  hm?” 

“Look,  we’re  in  the  same  system 
as  Carteret,"  Pavel  said.  “We're 
going  to  be  reported  overdue.  If 
a live  detector  happens  to  have 
been  anywhere  in  the  vicinity,  it 
will  have  picked  up  our  blip.  It 
might  even  have  tracked  us  to  im- 
pact." 

“Hell,  if  it  tracked  us  to  impact 
no  one  will  bother  to  come  search- 
ing," Andrew  said.  "Everyone 
was  killed  but  us,  right?  If  they  cal- 
culate the  speed  we  had  when  we 
broached  air  -they’ll  take  it  for 
granted  we  just  burned  up." 

Pavel  put  on  his  most  reassur- 
ing manner. 

“Not  if  I can  dig  out  something 
to  make  a beacon  with,"  he  said. 
“I'm  not  an  engineer,  but  I hope 
to  find  a solid-state  transmitter 
sooner  or  later— and  a capacitor 
or  something  to  drive  it  with. 
I’ll — uh  — I'll  leave  you  now  and 
get  on  with  it." 

102 


“Thirsty!"  Andrew  said. 

“Oh,  of  course.  I’ll  get  you  one 
of  those  tablets  to  suck." 

Behind  the  closed  cupboard 
doors  the  presence  of  the  EWO 
seemed  to  mock  him  when  he  en- 
tered the  surgery. 


HAVING  made  a frugal  break- 
fast from  half  a can  of  fruit 
puree,  Pavel  sat  down  to  work  out 
a plan.  In  this  sparse  air  he  dared 
not  overexert  himself.  On  the  oth- 
er hand,  he  must  work  quickly  in 
order  to  improve  their  chances  of 
survival,  either  to  fix  the  beacon 
he'd  talked  about  or  simply  to  lo- 
cate more  provisions. 

In  a while,  despite  his  aching 
head,  he  had  worked  out  what 
seemed  to  be  a logical  course  of 
action.  He  hunted  around  for 
something  he  could  adapt  as  a 
shovel,  found  a plastic  chair  with 
one  metal  leg  still  attached  and,  by 
wedging  the  leg  in  a crack  in  the 
wall  and  leaning  on  it  with  his  full 
weight,  straightened  it  so  that  the 
chair  seat  made  a kind  of  flat  scoop 
and  the  leg  a handle.  Fine.  Very 
pleased  with  himself,  he  set  about 
digging  where  he  had  found  the 
bulbs  of  soup  yesterday. 

And  almost  at  once  discovered 
a mangled  corpse. 

The  thought  crossed  his  mind 
that  if  he  absolutely  had  to,  he 
could  reserve  the  canned  supplies 
until  last— and  eat  meat.  It  should 


IF 


remain  good  for  a long  time  in  this 
dry  air,  away  from  Earth-type  bac- 
teria. 

Revolting  . . . better  the  EWO 
than  cannibalism  . . . 

Maybe. 

He  moved  the  body  and  with 
much  effort  dragged  it  to  a gash  in 
the  hull  and  pushed  it  outside.  He 
scrambled  after  it  and  dragged  it 
out  of  sight  down  the  dune  and 
flung  a few  shovelfuls  of  sand  after 
it.  Then,  aching  in  every  limb,  he 
decided  to  walk  around  the  ship 
instead  of  going  straight  back  in- 
side. 

The  going  was  very  difficult;  the 
dune  was  so  dry,  he  sank  over  an- 
kles at  every  step.  But  he  managed 
to  carry  out  a complete  inspec- 
tion of  the  exposed  part  of  the  ship 
and  the  more  he  saw,  the  mov6  he 
marveled  at  his  own  escape.  A 
bare  fifth  of  the  vessel's  length  was 
visible  and  as  badly  cracked  as  a 
hard-boiled  egg  ready  for  shelling. 
His  heart  sank.  Was  there  any 
hope  at  all  of  finding  serviceable 
equipment  to  rig  his  beacon? 

There  was  only  one  way  to  find 
out.  He  went  back  to  his  digging. 

Time  passed  in  a monotonous 
slow  blur.  He  fell  immediately 
into  the  routine  which  he  was  to 
follow  for  the  rest  of  their  stay.  He 
dug  for  a while,  making  either  the 
discovery  of  a .corpse  or  the  loca- 
tion of  a bit  of  intact  equipment, 
an  excuse  to  break  off,  then  went  to 
see  Andrew  and  attend  to  his  re- 

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quests  or  inform  him  that  they 
could  not  be  met. 

THE  first  time  he  told  Andrew 
he  would  have  to  lie  in  pain  a 
bit  longer  before  another  shot, 
Andrew  curled  back  his  lip  and 
said,  "I've  got  you  figured  out. 
You  like  this." 

"What?" 

"You  like  this.  You  like  having 
someone  totally  helpless — the 
way  1 am.  Gives  you  a sense  of 
power." 

Sweat  beaded  his  face,  but  evap- 
orated almost  at  once  into  the  dry 
air. 

"Nonsense,"  Pavel  said  rough- 
ly, looking  over  the  equipment  at 
the  foot  of  the  bunk.  One  of  the 
lights  which  had  been  green  had 
turned  red.  But  there  was  no  help 
for  that. 

"1  know  your  type,"  Andrew 
whined.  "Nothing  suits  you  bet- 
ter than  " 

"Shut  up,"  Pavel  said.  "I'm  try- 
ing to  keep  us  both  alive.  And,  if 
possible,  sane.  Don't  start  on 
crazy  fantasies  like  that,  or  you'll 
run  the  risk  of  making  me  angry. 
I'm  already  living  on  my  nerves." 

"What  does  a doctor  do  when  his 
patient  makes  him  angry?  Turn 
off  the  life-supports?" 

"No."  Pavel  drew  a deep  but  un- 
satisfying breath.  "Gets  out  of 
earshot  and  stays  there." 

He  marched  out  of  the  cabin  and 
slammed  the  door.  In  the  corridor 

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he  leaned  for  a while  against  the 
wall,  head  on  hands.  But  there  was 
work  to  do.  He  roused  .himself  and 
returned  to  it.  Not  for  the  first 
time,  as  he  mustered  all  his  en- 
ergy and  thrust  the  improvised 
shovel  into  yet  another  heap  of 
sand,  he  wondered  sickly  why  he 
was  wasting  his  time.  He  was  now 
well  into  the  section  where  he 
ought  to  have  located  usable  elec- 
tronic or  subelectronic  equip- 
ment if  any  had  survived — and  all 
he  was  finding  was  charred  or 
half-melted  masses  of  metal  and 
plastic.  There  had  been  a fire  here, 
a hot  one.  Also,  now  and  then,  he 
found  items  from  spacemen's  uni- 
forms, such  as  buckles  and  rank 
badges.  And  bones. 

It  took  him  almost  three 
days— daytimes,  rather— to  clear 
the  section  of  the  ship  of  which  he 
had  the  highest  hopes.  The  only 
thing  he  found  that  was  any  use  at 
all  was  a solid-state  emergency 
lamp,  its  lumen-globe  intact  and 
its  powerpack  barely  below 
maximum.  Night  was  falling 
when  he  came  upon  it.  He  switched 
it  on,  thinking  how  wonderful  it 
was  to  have  a proper  light. 

And  then,  with  a pang  of  con- 
science, how  terrible  it  must  be  for 
Andrew  lying  alone  in  the  dark, 
forced  to  wait  hours  between  anes- 
thetic shots.  He  picked  up  the  lamp 
and  carried  it  to  Andrew's  cabin. 

Andrew  did  not  at  first  react  to 
the  sound  of  the  door  sliding 


back — it  moved  noisily  now  be- 
cause the  finest  grains  of  sand  sift- 
ed everywhere  when  the  wind  rose 
and  the  groove  at  the  bottom  was 
covered  with  them.  When  he 
opened  his  eyes,  however,  he  did 
not  comment  on  the  lamp. 

He  said,  “Pavel,  you — you  look 
terrible." 

“What?"  Pavel  touched  his  face. 
It  had  beard  stubble  on  it,  of 
course,  and  no  doubt  dirt  and  sweat 
had  mingled  to  cover  his  skin  with 
a layer  of  grime.  He  hadn't  given 
thought  to  his  appearance  for  a 
long  while. 

“Could  be,"  he  said  gruffly. 
“But  never  mind.  I found  this 
lamp.  I thought  it  would  be  useful 
for  you.  I could  get  you  something 
to  pass  the  time  now  you  have 
light— maybe  a book,  if  you  like 
reading.  Or  a game  from  the 
recreation  room.  I dug  into  that 
and  found  a few  things." 

Andrew  seemed  not  to  be  listen- 
ing. He  said,  “Why  in  the  galaxy 
are  you  driving  yourself  this  way? 
Did  you  find  a way  to  send  a signal 
to  a search-party?" 

Pavel  licked  his  lips;  they  tasted 
of  dust.  “I  found  quite  a lot  of 
stuff,  but—" 

“But  it  doesn't  work?" 

“No.  I'm  afraid  it's  all  smashed 
up." 

“I  thought  it  would  be,"  An- 
drew said.  Now,  by  the  bright  clear 
light,  Pavel  coujd  see  that  his 
cheeks  had  suddenly  become 


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IF 


sunken.  Another  lamp  shone  red 
on  the  medical  gear  enclosing  his 
legs.  Yesterday  it  had  been  green. 
Red  for  danger.  “Pavel,  you  ought 
at  least  to  leave  the  EWO  where  I 
can  get  at  it.  Suppose — well,  sup- 
pose you  dig  into  somewhere  and  a 
girder  falls  on  you.  Suppose 
you’re  hurt  and  can’t  get  back  to 
wherever  you  put  the  thing.’’ 

“I  don’t  want  to  use  it,”  Pavel 
said  obstinately. 

“And  you  won’t  keep  me  free  of 
pain  all  the  time — ’’ 

“I  can’t  because — ” 

“Oh,  save  it.’’  Andrew  sighed 
and  rolled  his  head  to  the  side  op- 
posite the  lamp,  shutting  his  eyes 
again. 

The  ungrateful  bastard , Pavel 
thought  and  strode  out. 

IV 

THAT  night  he  dropped  off  to 
sleep  the  moment  he  lay  on  his 
couch  of  furs  in  the  passageway 
outside  Andrew’s  door.  He 
dreamed  of  far-off  worlds  where  he 
had  been  happy  and  relaxed, 
where  he  had  basked  in  warm  sun- 
light and  eaten  luscious  meals  in 
the  company  of  pretty  women— 
the  dreams  shocked  him  awake. 

Has  A ndrew  somehow  got  at  the 
EWO  and  turned  it  on? 

That  thought  blasted  through  the 
euphoria  and  brought  him  bolt  up- 
right with  a jerk.  Standing  up  and 
waking  were  simultaneous.  It 


was  dark;  he  had  turned  off  the 
lamp  to  conserve  its  powerpa<pk, 
Andrew  being  asleep  also.  But  he 
had  left  it  on  a shelf  just  inside  the 
cabin  door,  and  the  door  was  ajar. 
He  located  it  by  touch  and 
switched  it  on. 

Andrew  was  lying,  very  pale  and 
sweating  again,  with  his  fists 
clenched  and  his  jaw  set.  Another 
red  light  had  appeared  at  the  foot 
of  his  bunk. 

“Damn  it,  you’re  in  agony,’’ 
burst  out  of  Pavel. 

“I  didn’t  want — to — wake  you.’’ 
Andrew  forced  the  words  past 
tightly  clamped  teeth.  “Thought 
you — you  deserved  your  rest.” 
What  in  the  galaxy  was  happen- 
ing to  this  spoiled  young  man?  But 
Pavel  wasted  no  time  on  wonder- 
ing about  it— he  had,  as  usual, 
placed  a selection  of  phials  and 
other  equipment  by  his.  couch. 
Seizing  an  injector,  he  gave  An- 
drew a full  shot  of  pain-killer. 

“Thanks,”  the  younger  man 
whispered  and  the  drawn  expres- 
sion faded  from  his  face.  “Sorry  I 
disturbed  you.  I guess  I cried  out 
without  meaning  to.” 

“That’s  okay,”  Pavel  said  awk- 
wardly. “Actually,  you  didn't.” 
“You  know  something?”  An- 
drew stared  at  the  ceiling.  “I’ve 
been  thinking.  I guess  I never  had 
to  think  so  long  about  the  same 
thing,  over  and  over,  in  my  life  be- 
fore. When  the  crash  happened,  I 
was  scared.  I didn’t  realize— I 


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105 


kept  telling  myself  it  couldn't 
possibly  be  happening  to  me — not 
to  Andrew  Alighieri  Solichuk- 
Fehr.  And — well,  the  way  I see  it 
now,  I went  on  trying  to  hide  the 
truth.  Didn’t  I?  Don't  bother  to  an- 
swer. I know  I'm  right.  And  here 
you've  been  working  like  a— like  a 
robot,  while  knowing  what  can  be 
done  and  what  can't.  Well,  imag- 
ine it  had  been  the  other  way 
around.  Imagine  that  I’d  been  up 
and  walking  about  and  you  were 
stuck  in  a bunk  like  me,  busted  all 
to  hell.  I wouldn't  know  what  to 
do.  I'd  go  crazy.  I'd  have  just 
turned  the  cap  of  the  EWO  and 
given  up." 

Pavel  listened,  hardly  believing 
his  ears. 

“So  I --well,  Td  just  like  to  say 
I'm  obliged  to  you.  I think  it's  the 
most  amazing  luck  that  you  were 
the  other  person  who  survived. 
It's  finally  dawned  on  me  that 
without  you  I'd  be  dead." 

His  fists  clenched  again,  but  not 
this  time  from  pain. 

“And  you're  right.  It's  stupid  to 
die  when  you  don't  have  to.  It's 
stupid  to  quit  just  because  you 
can't  take  a little  pain,  just  be- 
cause you're  gambling  on  the 
chance  of  being  rescued  and  you 
can't  figure  the  odds.  Hell,  I've 
gambled  on  a dozen  planets  for 
things  much  less  important  than 
life— for  mere  money.  And  I swear 
1 wouldn't  have  bet  on  my  chance 
of  still  being  alive  after  that  crash." 


“Nor  would  I,"  Pavel  said  in  a 
gravelly  tone.  From  the  corner  of 
his  eye  he  noted  that  the  last  red 
light  had  reverted  to  green,  a sign 
that  it  had  been  the  pain  that  had 
been  putting  the  dangerous  stress 
on  Andrew's  metabolism.  Dilem- 
ma: whether  to  keep  the  pain 
damped  down  in  order  to  protect 
his  life-functions— or  to  husband 
the  supply  of  pain-killer  and  make 
his  life  bearable,  if  not  comfort- 
able, for  the  greatest  possible 
length  of  time. 

It  was  too  much  to  think  about 
right  now.  Pavel's  mind  was  still 
fuzzy  with  sleep.  Anyhow,  An- 
drew hadn't  finished. 

“You're  sure  we're  on  Quasi- 
modo IV?" 

Until  this  moment,  Pavel  hadn't 
been  certain  that  Andrew  had 
taken  in  the  information  he'd 
been  given  about  their  situation. 
"Yes.  At  least,  as  sure  as  I can  be 
without  checking  out  some  sort  of 
data  on  the  system  we  were  bound 
for.  I haven't  dug  into  the  library 
section  yet,  but  I think  I'm  com- 
ing fairly  close." 

“Well,  instead  of  wasting  my 
time  on  games  and  that  sort  of  non- 
sense, why  don't  you  bring  me  what 
you  can  salvage  in  the  way  of 
books  and  reels?  I guess  if  there's  a 
magnifying  glass  or  microscope 
to  be  had,  I can  make  out  a reel. 
But  without  power  there  can't  be 
much  hope  of  reading  tapes,  huh?" 

"True  enough.  But— sure.  I'll  do 


my  best.  Find  some  way  of  magni- 
fying a reel  so  you  can  read  it  up 
against  that  light/' 

‘"Great,"  Andrew  said.  “Now 
you  go  back  to  sleep  or  fix  your 
breakfast,  or  whatever  you  want. 
I'll  be  okay  until  this  shot  wears 
off.  And  for  as  long  afterward  as  I 
can  honestly  stand  the  pain." 

TRAVEL  kept  thinking  as  he  bur- 
-I  rowed  deeper  and  deeper  into 
the  accessible  regions  of  the  ship 
that  it  helped  enormously  to  know 
that  he  had  a companion  in  ad- 
versity after  all,  someone  he 
could  talk  to,  instead  of  a burden 
on  his  time,  a constant  worry.  He 
did  in  fact  locate  a scratched  and 
broken  piece  of  transpex  with  a 
high  magnifying  factor,  some 
data  reels  and  a few  scorched 
books  whose  pages  had  to  be 
turned  very  carefully  in  order  to 
prevent  their  crumbling,  and  An- 
drew, propped  up  just  a little  on 
his  pillow,  somehow  contrived  to 
read  a few  of  them  by  the  portable 
lamp.  There  were  only  passing 
references  to  Quasimodo  IV-  it 
never  having  been  a planet  of 
much  interest  to  spacemen— but 
what  little  he  gleaned  confirmed 
that  that  was  where  they  were,  and 
moreover  that  they  were  current- 
ly on  the  same  side  of  the  local  sun 
as  Carteret. 

But  in  that  case  . . . 

Why  haven  t we  been  rescued  al- 
ready? 

EASY  WAY  OUT 


The  fourth,  fifth,  eighth  days 
melted  into  the  past  almost  fea- 
turelessly.  The  strain  of  working 
in  low  oxygen  was  weakening 
Pavel;  he  hated  waking  up  and  of- 
ten his  digging  was  reduced  to  the 
mindless  act  of  a machine,  so  that 
he  had  already  shoveled  aside  a 
piece  of  potentially  useful  equip- 
ment before  his  sluggish  brain 
recognized  it.  Then  he  had  to  go 
scrabble  for  it  with  bare  hands  in 
the  pile  of  sand  behind  him.  And, 
of  course,  all  the  time  he  kept  find- 
ing dead  bodies. 

For  a brief  while,  following  An- 
drew’s remarkable  discovery  of 
courage,  the  cupboard  where  he 
had  stored  the  EWO  held  no  threat 
to  Pavel.  A day— two  days— later, 
and  the  blisters  on  his  hands  and 
the  grit  in  his  mouth  and  the  red- 
ness of  his  eyes  and  the  endless,  in- 
curable thirst  he  suffered  from 
conspired  to  reawaken  its  specter 
in  his  memory.  Instead  of  being 
here,  victim  of  harsh  reality,  he 
could  be  in  a lovely,  imaginary 
world,  enjoying  himself  in  any 
way  he  chose,  picturing  the  most 
beautiful  girls,  the  smoothest 
lawns,  the  finest  beaches. 

He  drove  the  ghost  away. 

The  supply  of  drugs  dwindled, 
though  he  hoarded  them  careful- 
ly. So  did  the  protein  concen- 
trates and  glucose-and-vitamin 
solutions  which  were  all  the  food 
he  could  offer  Andrew.  Luckily 
he  had  had  just  enough  of  a sub- 

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stance  which  triggered  the  body’s 
use  of  stored  fat — a short-cut  for 
overindulgent  passengers,  basi- 
cally, who  now  and  then  realized 
at  the  end  of  a long  spaceflight 
that  they  had  put  on  two  kilos 
while  they  were  shut  up  in  the  metal 
shell  of  the  ship  and  wanted  to  re- 
vert to  normal  weight  before  land- 
ing. He  had  never  expected  to 
make  practical  use  of  what  he  or- 
dinarily regarded  a^  a cosmetic 
drug.  The  two  injections  of  it 
which  he  had  given  to  Andrew, 
however,  had  worked  well,  and 
though  his  skin  was  now  deflated 
over  his  premature  paunch— like  a 
collapsed  balloon — he  was  able  to 
utilize  what  long  overindulgence 
had  stored  between  his  muscles 
and  his  skin. 

Pavel  took  more  and  more  fre- 
quently to  going  outside  and  star- 
ing up  at  the  sky,  knowing  it  was 
ridiculous  to  do  so.  One  couldn't 
see  an  orbiting  rescue  ship  by 
day  —and  if  it  arrived  during  the 
night  it  would  no  doubt  fire  signal 
flares  and  perhaps  sonic  missiles 
.to  wake  survivors  up  and  pro- 
voke them  into  lighting  fires  or 
somehow  revealing  their  presence. 

Fires? 

THE  idea  should  have  come  to 
him  much  earlier;  in  fact,  it 
didn’t  strike  him  until  he  finally 
had  to  concede  that  further  dig- 
ging was  useless.  The  part  of  the 
ship  he  hadn't  yet  cleared  of  sand 

108 


had  collapsed  and  he  lacked  the 
strength  and  the  tools  to  force  aside 
the  strong  metal  girders  now 
blocking  his  progress. 

He  had  been  aimlessly  post- 
poning the  admission  that  noth- 
ing else  constructive  was  left  for 
him  to  do  when  the  notion  of  mak- 
ing  a fire  occurred  to  him.  At 
night  a fire  could  be  spotted  a long 
way  off  under  this  clear  sky.  He 
had  seen  clouds  only  once  since  the 
crash  and  those  only  on  the  hor- 
izon around  the  setting  sun.  Pre- 
sumably an  ocean  lay  in  that  di- 
rection, but  a rise  in  the 
ground— a range  of  hills  or  moun- 
tains— filtered  all  the  moisture 
from  the  wind  before  it  blew  this 
far  inland. 

Andrew  had  found  scant  refer- 
ence to  the  meteorological  pat- 
tern of  Quasimodo  IV  in  the 
charred  books  Pavel  brought  him. 

Was  anything  left  in  the  wreck 
that  would  flame  brightly  in  this 
thin  air?  Pavel  made  tests, 
cautiously,  with  flammable  liq- 
uids from  his  surgery:  alcohol, 
ether,  some  otherwise  useless 
tinctures  and  suspensions  which 
bore  fire  warnings  on  their  labels. 
Satisfied  that  it  might  indeed  be 
possible  to  light  a fire,  he  set  about 
resifting  the  great  mounds  of  rub- 
bish he  had  thrown  aside,  dividing 
them  into  two  new  categories: 
things  that  would  catch  light  and 
things  that  wouldn’t.  That  occupied 
a day  or  two  more. 


IF 


Little  by  little,  however,  he  be- 
gan to  find  himself  obsessed  with 
the  passage  of  time. 

If  we  can  last  four  more 
days — three  more  days,  two  . . . 

He  caught  himself  up  with  a 
shock.  There  still  was  no  promise 
of  rescue.  In  his  mind  the  fifteen- 
day  period  he  had  estimated  as 
the  limit  of  the  time  he  could  keep 
Andrew  alive  had  evolved  into  an 
article  of  faith:  If  we  last  out  fif- 
teen days  well  be  okay  . . . 

What  grounds  did  he  have  for 
believing  that?  On  the  contrary, 
he  realized,  now  that  eleven, 
twelve,  thirteen  days  had  leaked 
away,  their  chances  of  being  saved 
were  less,  not  more.  Even  if  Mag- 
nusson  had  been  notoriously 
sloppy  about  routine  matters, 
such  as  signaling  to  the  port  he 
was  bound  for  when  his  ship 
broached  normal  from  subspace, 
they  should  have  started  search- 
ing long  ago. 

The  vision  of  the  EWO  shut  in 
the  cupboard  rose  before  him  and 
sang  an  inaudible  song  of  mock- 
ery. 

WEAKENED  by  his  efforts, 
short  oxygen  and  with  barely 
sufficient  food,  he  had  taken  to 
spending  an  hour  or  two  each  day 
between  exhaustion  and  slumb- 
er in  conversation  with  Andrew. 
The  first  few  times  had  been  a sort 
of  stimulant  for  him;  he  had  never 
had  any  clear  concept  of  what  life 

EASY  WAY  OUT 


was  like  for  someone  who  was  due 
to  inherit  one  of  the  great  for- 
tunes of  the  galaxy,  coming  as  he 
did  from  average,  ordinary  stock 
on  both  sides  of  his  own  family: 
pioneers  five  generations  back, 
who  seemed  to  have  used  up  their 
ambition  and  initiative  in  the 
singlp  crucial  act  of  leaving  Earth. 

He  himself,  by  deciding  to  sign 
as  a space  medical  officer  before 
settling  to  a regular  career,  and 
moreover  saying  that  it  might  not 
be  on  his  home  world  of  Caliban 
that  he  chose  to  practice,  had 
shocked  all  his  relatives.  They 
were  no  longer  geared  to  star 
travel.  By  contrast,  Andrew's 
background  since  he  was  born  had 
included  the  concept  of  galaxy- 
roaming: Uncle  Herbert  is  on 
Halys  and  sends  his  love , or  may- 
be, / think  well  take  the  kids  to 
Peristar  this  year  . . . 

Not  that  Andrew  himself  had 
appreciated  his  good  fortune  un- 
til now.  He  had  looked  on  it  more 
as  a distasteful  duty  than  a rea- 
son for  excitement  and  enjoy- 
ment when  he  had  been  instructed 
to  tour  the  family  holdings. 

Now,  listening  to  Pavel  explain- 
ing his  attitude,  he  seemed  to 
have  come  around  to  the  view  that 
he  had  been  stupid,  wasting  an  op- 
portunity thousands,  millions  of 
young  men  would  have  sold  their 
right  arms  for.  Head  constantly 
aching,  unceasingly  shaky  on  his 
feet  and  having  to  concentrate 

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with  all  his  force  like  a man  strug- 
gling to  pretend  he  isn’t  drunk, 
Pavel  had  done  his  best  to  en- 
courage Andrew — until  the  eve- 
ning of  the  day  when  he  admitted 
to  himself  that  even  if  they  did  last 
out  for  the  two  weeks  he  had  in- 
vented as  a deadline  they  were 
probably  doomed  anyhow. 

Then  he  was  snappish  and  ill- 
tempered,  heard  his  own  voice  re- 
viving accusations  from  the 
Pennyroyal s last  voyage— refer- 
ences to  Hans,  references  to  drunk- 
enness, references  to  laziness  and 
greed  and  lack  of  consideration  for 
other  passengers.  Hurt,  at  first  sur- 
prised, later  angry,  Andrew  retort- 
ed in  kind,  and  the  should-have- 
been  friendly  chat  wound  up  with 
a grinding  slam  of  the  cabin  door. 

But  the  last  thing  Pavel  had 
glimpsed  was  not  just  one  more  red 
light — he*d  grown  accustomed  to 
one  a day,  on  average,  added  to 
the  original  total— but  a whole 
new  cluster  of  them,  which  yester- 
day had  been  green. 

Shaking  from  head  to  foot,  he 
waited  in  the  corridor  for  as  long 
as  it  took  to  calm  himself.  Then  he 
reopened  the  door. 

“I’m  sorry,’’1*  he  said.  “I’m 
ashamed  of  myself.  You’re  in  ter- 
rible pain.  The  lights — ’’  He  ges- 
tured at  them.  They  were  natur- 
ally turned  away  from  the  patient. 

“I  know,"  Andrew  muttered. 

“What?” 

“Of  course  I know.”  With  re- 


newed anger.  “That  machine  of 
yours  wasn’t  designed  to  be  used 
in  a completely  dark  room,  but  a 
hospital  ward  with  twilight  ooz- 
ing out  of  the  walls — right?  Every 
night  when  you  switch  off  the  lamp 
for  me  to  go  to  sleep,  I can  see  the 
light  reflected  over  there—”  ges- 
turing— “and  I can  tell  that  it’s 
more  red  than  it  was  before.  I 
know  I’m  in  a bad  way,  for  heav- 
en’s sake!  I know!” 

The  last  word  peaked  into  a cry. 
Pavel  bit  his  lip.  He  said,  “I 
guess  I haven’t  been  completely 
honest  with  you.  I— rwell,  I no 
longer  believe  in  being  rescued. 
If  we  were  going  to  be  rescued  it 
ought  to  have  happened  by  now. 
Do  you  want  me  to — ” 

“Switch  on  the  EWO?”  Andrew 
broke  in.  “No — No!  And  no  again! 
You  were  right  to  take  it  away 
from  me.  Lying  here,  pain  or  no 
pain.  I've  come  to  realize  how 
precious  life  can  be.  No,  1 don’t 
want  you  to  use  it.  Take  it  out  and 
bury  it— smash  it  with  a ham- 
mer— anything.” 

His  voice  cracked  with  pain. 
Sweat  glistened  on  his  skin. 

“Well  — uh — all  right  then,’’ 
Pavel  said.  “Good  night.” 

“Good  night.” 

Pavel  dreamed  about  the  EWO 
again. 

THE  nightmares  didn’t  stop  in 
the  morning. 

When  he  opened  the  cabin  door, 

IF 


no 


having  slept  badly,  he  found  An- 
drew not  just  asleep  but  uncon- 
scious. All  but  four  of  the  lights  on 
the  medical  equipment  had  gone 
to  red.  A glance  at  their  pattern 
confirmed  that  it  was  the  struggle 
to  resist  pain  that  had  worn  him 
out — that,  and  the  exhaustion  of 
the  last  phial  of  nutrient  solution 
in  Pavel's  limited  stock.  There 
was  enough  water  left  to  keep  him 
hydrated  and  enough  tissue  in  his 
muscles  for  the  “second-wind" 
process  to  keep  his  basal  metabo- 
lism turning  over  for  a few  more 
hours— perhaps  a couple  of  days, 
if  he  remained  inert. 

Beyond  that  point? 

Certain  death. 

Pavel  stared  in  giddy  disbelief. 
He  tried  to  tell  himself  that  it  was 
an  achievement  to  have  kept  An- 
drew alive  and  conscious,  in  his 
condition,  for  such  a long 
time— not  fifteen  ordinary  days, 
as  he  had  somehow  been  fool 
enough  to' imagine,  but  fifteen  of 
these  extra-long  local  days.  It  was 
a medical  miracle  in  its  small 
way.  Hardly  any  modern  doctor 
could  have  managed  it  without 
the  aid  of  a full  range  of  diagnostic 
and  supportive  equipment. 

But  what  was  the  use  of  having 
done  it  when  nobody  else  would 
ever  find  out? 

All  hope  seeped  out  of  his  mind. 
His  overstrained  will  to  survive 
collapsed  like  a bridge  required  to 
carry  too  great  a load,  folding  al- 

EASY  WAY  OUT 


most  gracefully  into  an  un- 
recognizable tangle  of  struts  and 
pillars.  He  was  barely  Pavel 
Williamson  any  longer  as  he 
turned  with  machine-precise 
movements  and  headed  for  his 
surgery. 

In  that  cupboard  he  had  passed 
so  many  times  waited  the  Easy 
Way  Out. 

He  took  it,  sleek  and  chill,  from 
its  case  and  turned  it  over  and  over. 
It  was  well  past  dawn  and  there 
was  plenty  of  light  to  see  by. 

/ denied  him  this , Pavel  thought. 
I could  have  ended  his  life  in  ecs- 
tasy instead  of  a vain , stupid , 
pointless  struggle  against  pain . 
Now  he  will  die , unconscious , 
and — and  he  turned  out  to  be  a nice 
guy  in  his  way.  / feel  almost  fond 
of  him — and  horribly  ashamed  of 
myself 

Because  Vm  going  to  use  what  / 
forbade  him  . . . 

Convulsively  he  twisted  the 
white  cap  of  the  EWO  and  pressed 
it  down.  It  sank  visibly  along  the 
main  shaft  and  a humming  rose. 
Pavel  closed  his  eyes. 

Disbelievingly  he  opened  them 
again.  All  was  exactly  as  it  had 
been.  Except  the  EWO.  Heavy  in 
his  hands,  it  was  now  also  growing 
hot. 

He  let  it  fall  with  an  oath.  A hiss- 
ing noise  followed,  and  a puff  of 
smoke  spurted  from  the  capped 
end.  The  cap — some  kind  of  plas- 
tic, he  guessed — became  de- 

111 


formed  and  darkened. 

After  that  it  simply  lay  there. 

He  stared  at  it  incredulously  for 
a long  while:  how  long,  he  could 
not  tell.  He  felt  like  a suicide  who 
took  much  trouble  over  choosing 
and  knotting  a rope  only  to  have  it 
break  under  his  weight. 

’Til  be  damned,”  he  said 
furiously  at  last.  “For  all  that 
pretty  case  with  the  combination 
lock — for  all  the  padding  it  was 
nested  in — it  broke  when  we 
crashed.  It  doesn’t  work!” 

The  thing  was  no  longer  smok- 
ing. He  touched  it  and  found  it 
merely  warm.  Snatching  it  up,  he 
swung  around  to  leave  the  surgery, 
blind  with  rage. 

‘Til  pay  him  back  ~for  leading 
me  on  this  way,”  he  heard  himself 
muttering,  Til  get  even.  I’ll—” 

What  is  that? 

From  somewhere  outside  came  a 
roaring  sound.  The  crumpled  steel 
of  the  corridor  vibrated.  Pavel 
stood  still,  one  hand  already  out- 
stretched to  slide  back  the  door  of 
Andrew’s  cabin. 

The  roar  faded,  then  grew  loud- 
er again.  He  stared  in  horror  at  the 
EWO  in  his  hand,  thinking:  Did  it 
work  after  all?  Is  this  an  induced 
illusion , the  fantasy  of  rescue? 

But,  surely,  knowing  how 
ashamed  he  had  been  when  he  was 
finally  driven  to  try  and  use  the 
gadget,  he  could  rule  that  out.  Any 
illusion  he  was  capable  of  enjoy- 
ing would  exclude  all  memory  of 

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the  EWO,  because  even  to  recall 
its  existence  would  remind  him  he 
was  condemned  to  death. 

Uncertain,  he  turned  around — 
and  was  suddenly  pelting  at  full, 
lung-tearing  speed  toward  the 
nearest  opening  in  the  hull  to  light 
his  beacon  with  trembling  fingers 
and  keel  over  beside  it  for  the  res- 
cue party  to  locate. 


<<¥  GUESS  someone  should 

A apologize  for  our  not  coming 
to  find  you  sooner,”  said  the  doc- 
tor at  the  central  hospital  on 
Carteret.  “But  it  was  logical 
enough  to  abandon  all  hope  the 
moment  the  Pennyroyals  course 
had  been  computed.  I mean,  you 
wouldn’t  expect  anyone  to  live 
through  a crash  like  that,  would 
you?” 

“I  guess  not,”  Pavel  said.  He  felt 
very  much  better,  although  this 
oxygen-rich  air  was  still  making 
him  a trifle  giddy.  “And  when  the 
people  did  turn  up  they  came  only 
for  salvage,  right?  Not  for 
rescue?” 

“I’m  afraid  so,”  the  doctor  ad- 
mitted. “It  was  the  insurance 
company  covering  that  consign- 
ment of  furs  that  chartered  the 
ship  that  picked  you  up.”  He  hesi- 
tated. “By  the  way,  I’d  like  to 
compliment  you  on  the  marvel- 
ous job  you  did  on  Andrew  Soli- 
chuk.  You  know,  his  family  is  very 
big  here  on  Carteret  and  if  he'd 

IF 


been  found  dead — ” He  ended  the 
sentence  with  a gesture. 

“Yes,”  Pavel  said.  “Yes,  it  was  a 
pretty  good  job,  though  I say  so 
myself.” 

He  looked  absently  out  of  the 
window.  This  was  a splendid  mod- 
em building,  very  expensive,  sur- 
rounded by  magnificent  lawns 
and  flowerbeds.  He  could  see  a 
swimming  pool  and  a sun  terrace 
where  patients  were  soaking  up 
the  sunlight.  Absently  he  ca- 
ressed something  smooth  and 
heavy  on  his  lap. 

The  EWO  that  hadn’t  worked. 

He  said  suddenly,  “How  is  An- 
drew now?  I’d  like  to  see  him  if  1 
can.” 

“I  imagine  that  can  be  ar- 
ranged,” the  doctor  said  heartily. 
“Of  course,  he  was  in  very  bad 
shape  when  he  was  brought  here, 
but  when  they  heard  the  news  his 
family  back  on  Earth  signaled 
that  we  should  spare  no  expense. 
He’s  had  the  finest  surgery  avail- 
able on  this  planet.  He's  up  and 
about  already — and  as  a matter 
of  fact,  1 believe  he  asked  to  see 
you.  Come  with  me.”  Rising,  he 
added  with  a chuckle:  “Aren’t  you 
glad  that  thing  of  yours  was  broken 
after  all?” 

“What?”  Pavel  gave  him  a con- 
fused stare.  “Oh,  this?”  He  hefted 
the  EWO.  “It’s  not  mine.” 

“We  assumed  it  was,”  the  doc- 
tor said.  “You  were  clinging  to  it 
for  dear  life.  When  you  were  un- 

EASY  WAY  OUT 


Ballantine 

Books 

SPEAKING  of  being  a Very  Big  Cor- 
poration— we  were,  last  month— 
(speaking  of  it  that  is),  there  are  lots 
of  traps  in  becoming  a large  corpo- 
rate structure.  Immobility  is  one. 
There  seems  to  be  a direct  correla- 
tion between  number  of  people  and 
the  ability  to  move.  We  are  trying  to 
offset  this  by  doing  our  publishing  in 
separate  pockets,  as  it  were— hence 
Beagle,  Walden,  Comstock  and  the 
new  London  operation.  Ballantine 
Books'  far-flung  Empire.  All  of  which 
make  it  possible  for  the  original  BB's 
to  nip  off  to  places  like  San  Francisco 
for  a couple  of  days  or  to  get  Annie 
over  here  for  a week  (well,  hell,  how 
else  would  we  have  gotten  the  galleys 
of  DRAGONQUEST  read  in  time?) 
and  for  others  to  visit  us  from  vari- 
ous points  of  our  small  globe.  In  this 
way  we  hope  to  evade  yet  another 
problem  of  bigness— lack  of  commun- 
ication. 

• 

AS  TO  what  happens  within  our  of- 
fices of  (now)  2 % floors,  it's  a bloody 
mad  house.  We  conducted  a small 
poll  recently  and  found  that  not  one 
of  the  90-odd  bodies  now  located  here 
would  want  it  any  other  way.  Work- 
ing in  this  firm  does  something  to  peo- 
ple. As  an  example  of  our  esprit-de- 
corps  (if  that  is,  indeed,  what  it  can 
be  called)  the  entire  Accounting  De- 

113 


partment  is  flowering  forth  in  beards. 
Formidable.  A lot  of  us  even  read  our 
own  books— outside  of  the  editors, 
that  is.  (This  is  a rare  thing  in  a pub- 
lishing house.)  This  department  must 
sadly  admit  to  not  being  able  to  keep 
up  with  the  whole  list  any  more.  Just 
the  Adult  Fantasy,  Science  Fiction, 
Mysteries,  Westerns,  Ecology,  En- 
vironment, Comstock  and  sex  books. 
Enough. 

• 

HAVING  thus  brought  you  adroitly 
to  the  discussion  of  books,  what  have 
we  got  for  this  month— a whole  fleet 
of  books  from  Fred  Pphl  and  Jack 
Williamson,  namely:  UNDERSEA 
QUEST,  UNDERSEA  FLEET,  and 
UNDERSEA  CITY-three  to  do  with 
subsea  academy  types  (did  you  see 
that  crazy  Cousteau  film  on  the  sea- 
dragons  of  Galapagos?)  involved  in 
various  adventures,  plus  another 
group  of  Clark  Ashton  Smith  stories 
-HYPERBOREA-our  Adult  Fan- 
tasy. Meanwhile  all  the  H.P.  Love- 
craft  titles  in  Ballantine  and  Beagle 
go  bouncing  from  glory  to  glory. 
Great  stuff. 


MORE  about  dragons  next  month, 
and  meantime,  GET  OFF  THE  TOP 
OF  THE  FOOD  CHAIN! 

Sincerely . . . BB 


dergoing  your  psychiatric  re- 
orientation they  wanted  to  take 
it  away,  but  when  I saw  how 
violently  you  reacted  to  losing  it 
I told  them  they  ought  to  let  you 
hang  on  to  it.  A sort  of  mental 
sheet-anchor.  You  say  it  isn't 
yours?" 

"No,  it  belonged  to  Andrew." 
Pavel  stared  wonderingly  down  at 
the  thing.  "It  must  have  sunk  all 
sorts  of  barbs  in  my  subconscious 
if  I clung  to  it  as  you  say  I did.  I 
guess  it's  time  I got  rid  of  it.  I'll 
give  it  back  to  Andrew,  let  him 
know  it  wouldn't  have  helped  any- 
way. He  was  at  me  to  use  it,  you 
know,  for  days  and  days  after  we 
landed.  I mean  crashed." 

"I'm  not  surprised."  The  doctor 
nodded.  "Suffering  the  way  he 
was — Still,  according  to  what 
he's  been  saying,  you  infected 
him — so  to  speak — with  the  will  to 
live.  He's  very  anxious  to  see  you 
again,  you  know." 

He  courteously  indicated  that 
Pavel  should  precede  Him  through 
the  door. 


AND  there  he  was:  almost  un- 
recognizably lean,  nearly 
naked  in  the  bright  warm  sunlight, 
with  a few  traces  of  scarring 
around  his  waist  and  lower  back 
but  grinning  from  ear  to  ear.  He 
had  been  in  the  pool  and  drops  of 
water  were  still  running  down  his 
body,  but  he  hurled  aside  the  towel 


114 


IF 


he  had  been  about  to  use  and  ad- 
vanced on  Pavel  with  a shout  of 
joy. 

“Pavel!  How  can  I ever  thank 
you  for  saving  my  life?  You  were 
right,  right  all  along — if  it  hadn’t 
been  for  you,  I wouldn’t  be  here 
now,  back  in  one  piece,  able  to  en- 
joy life  again!  Here,  let  me  shake 
your  hand.” 

His  voice  changed  even  as  he  put 
out  his  hand. 

“What’s  that?”  he  said  faintly 
and  all  the  color  faded  from  his 
cheeks.  “It’s — You  bastard!” 

“What?”  Standing  uncertainly 
before  him,  Pavel  held  up  the 
EWO.  “You  mean  this?  Why,  I 
was  just  about  to  tell  you.  If 
you’d — ” 

“You  devil!”  Andrew  snatched  it 
from  him  and  stared  at  the  capped 
end.  It  was  obvious  that  it  had 
been  pushed  home.  “You  activa- 
ted it.  After  all  your  pious  preach- 


ing you  activated  it.  And — and — ” 

He  looked  about  to  be  physical- 
ly sick. 

“And  all  this  must  be  illusion 
after  all!  Which  means  I’m  going 
to  die— just  as  I’d  finally  found 
out  how  to  enjoy  being  alive!  You 
bastard,  you  devil V9  His  face 
contorted  into  a mask  of  fury. 

“Now  just  a moment,”  said  the 
doctor  at  Pavel’s  side,  stepping 
forward.  Pavel  himself  was 
frozen  with  pure  amazement,  in- 
capable of  speaking,  barely  able, 
to  think. 

But  the  doctor  was  too  late. 

Raising  the  heavy  plasteel 
cylinder  of  the  EWO  above  his 
head  with  all  the  force  his  newly 
discovered  health  and  vigor  afford- 
ed, Andrew  brought  it  slamming 
down  and  smashed  open  Pavel’s 
skull  as  completely  and  as  fatally 
as  the  hull  of  the  wrecked  Penny- 
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THEY  were  waiting  for  Andy 
Galt  as  he  left  the  Weather 
Control  Complex  at  the  end  of  the 
Dawn  Shift:  Pinchot,  sleek  and 
dandified  even  in  a Survey  cover- 
all, Williver,  big  and  soft,  with  a 
worried  look  on  his  too-small  face, 
Gray,  lean  as  a ferret,  bright-eyed, 
nervous,  and  Timmins,  silent  as 
usual. 

“You’ve  heard?”  Pinchot  said. 
“They  did  it.” 

Galt  nodded. 

“Some  politico  who's  never  been 
within  five  lights  of  Colmar  de- 
cides we  need  to  open  another 
hundred  miles  of  desert,”  Gray 
said.  “So  five  hundred*  of  us  are 
going  to  be  drafted  and  shipped 
out  to  the  plateau  to  play  the 
hardy  pioneer.” 

“We  knew  they  were  going 
ahead,”  Walt  said,  “Why  act  sur- 
prised?” 

“There  was  always  a chance 
they’d. take  our  warning  and  back 
down,”  Gray  said.  He  had  a thin, 
high  voice,  a mouth  that  seemed  al- 
ways to  be  grinning  a secret  grin. 

“It  couldn’t  have  been  more  bla- 
tant if  they  were  trying  to  goad  us 
beyond  endurance,”  Pinchot 
said.  “It's  as  if  they  were  thumb- 
ing their  noses  and  daring  us  to  do 
something.” 

“We  told  them,”  Williver  said, 
( Please  turn  to  page  118) 


THE 

RIGHT 

TO 

REVOLT 

First,  can  you  keep  From  losing? 


KEITH 


116 


. then,  can  you  keep  from  winning? 


LAUMER 


THE  craslf  of  breaking  glass 
was  like  an  explosion  in  the 
darkness.  Planetary  Adminis- 
trator Andrew  Galt  came  awake, 
rolled  off  the  side  of  the  bed  and 
hugged  the  floor.  In  the  silence  a 
final  glass  fragment  fell  from  the 
window  frame  to  the  rug.  Galt  got 
to  his  feet,  saw  the  paper-wrapped 
bolt  lying  by  the  dresser. 

END  TYRANNY  ON  COL- 
MAR was  lettered  neatly  in  red  on 
the  back  of  a recently  published 
ration  application  form.  Galt 
grunted  and  tossed  the  paper  away. 
It  was  nearly  dawn,  he  saw.  He 
dressed  and  went  down  to  the 
kitchen.  Freddy,  his  butler-valet- 
driver-bodyguard-secretary  was 
there,  brewing  coffee. 

“You're  up  early,  Mr.  Adminis- 
trator," he  said  formally. 

“No  protocol  this  early  in  the 
( Please  turn  to  page  131 ) 


117 


THE  RIGHT  TO  REVOLT 


( Continued  from  page  116) 


sounding  frightened.  He  swal- 
lowed. “We  held  off  until  now  to 
give  them  a chance  to  see  reason. 
They  didn’t.  Opening  a new  sec- 
tor now  is  a smack  in  the  teeth  to 
every  man  in  the  colony." 

“It's  not  just  a little  kick  in  the 
mouth,"  Gray  said.  “It's  slavery 
for  all  of  us  who  are  tagged  to  go 
out  on  the  advance  team.  And  for 
what?  To  give  the  Colonial  Bu- 
reau a nice  growth  rate  to  brag 
about." 

“To  fill  politicians'  pockets  back 
on  Terra,"  Pinchot  corrected. 
“We're  supposed  to  give  up  our 
homes,  families,  friends,  move  out 
into  the  desert,  live  in  lash-up  hut- 
ments, eat  issue  rations,  work  like 
horses  fourteen  hours  a day — ” 

“I'm  not  afraid  of  work,"  Galt 
said.  “If  it  were  on  a voluntary 
basis  I might  even  sign  on." 

“But  it's  not  voluntary,  Galt.  It's 
compulsory.  They  decide  who 
goes  and  for  how  long." 

uEven  here  in  town  it's  serf- 
dom," Gray  said.  "Look  at 
you—  with  an  advanced  degree  in 
administration — putting  in  your 
two  years  on  a board  at  Weather 
like  any  clod.  And  Pinch,  here, 
with  a Master's  in  personel  dy- 
namics " 

“What  about  the  petition,  Pin- 
chot?" Galt  cut  off  the  complaint 
impatiently.  “Didn't  you  get  an 
answer?" 


PINCHOT  took  a paper  from 
an  inside  pocket,  handed  it 
over.  It  was  a letter  on  the  sta- 
tionery of  the  Colonial  Admini- 
strator, formally — and  patron- 
izingly, Galt  thought— thanking 
the  addressee  for  his  interest  in 
administration  policy. 

"It  was  addressed  to  me  by 
name,"  Pinchot  said,  “not  to  the 
Committee.  Don't  ask  me  how 
they  knew.  But  it  doesn't  matter 
now."  He  tore  the  letter  in  two 
and  tossed  it  aside.  “So  much  for 
appeals  to  established  authori- 
ty. We  tried  the  peaceful  way. 
Now  we're  taking  matters  into 
our  own  hands.  So  -are  you  with 
us.  Gait-  or  against  us?" 

“He  doesn't  have  to  be  either," 
Timmins  spoke  up.  “He's  got  a 
right  to  be  neutral." 

Pinchot  shook  his  head.  “Not 
any  more,"  he  said.  “The  time's 
come  to  take  sides." 

“The  Committee  of  Fifty,"  Galt 
said,  "consisting  of  forty-one 
members  by  actual  count,  out  of 
over  twenty-five  thousand  colo- 
nists— " 

“What  percentage  of  French 
peasants  staged  the  French  Revo- 
lution?" Gray  demanded.  “How 
many  Americans  actually  fired 
on  the  Redcoats?  How  many  Bol- 
sheviks tossed  out  the  Czar?" 

“WV/^i  do  it,"  Pinchot  said,  his 
eyes  na^.  and  intent.  “We  move 


118 


IF 


in  fast,  take  the  Port  and  the 
Comm  Center,  the  generator 
and  pumping  stations,  the  depot 
and  warehouses,  grab  Admin 
House — and  we're  in  charge." 

"What  about  the  Security 
Force?" 

"We'll  bottle  them  up  in  their 
barracks." 

"Spacearm  could  blow  us  off  the 
planet." 

“But  they  won't.  BuCol  wants 
profits,  that  means  operating 
mines  and  plants.  We'll  cooper- 
ate with  them;  they  won't  get 
rough.  They'U#accept  the  fait  ac- 
compli." 

All  heads  turned  as  the  soft 
whirr  of  a turbodyne  sounded.  A 
police  cart  came  into  view  ; the  men 
stood  silent  as  it  coasted  to  a stop 
beside  them.  A tall,  loose-jointed 
man  in  Security  uniform  swung 
down,  sauntered  over.  He  was  a 
stranger,  too  tall,  too  pale,  out 
from  Terra,  not  a colonial. 

"Let's  see  your  IDs.  fellows,"  he 
said  in  a nasal  Terran  accent. 
His  partner  sat  stolidly  on  the 
cart,  watching.  The  four  colon- 
ists handed  over  their  tags,  which 
were  scrutinized  cursorily  and 
handed  back. 

"What  are  you  doing  here?"  the 
Security  man  asked  in  a laz\  tone, 
as  if  he  didn't  much  care  but  was 
asking  anyway.  Gall  felt  his  face 
tighten.  He  shook  off  Willis*  re- 
straining hand. 

"Minding  our  own  business."  he 


said  harshly.  "Why?" 

The  Security  man  looked  him 
over  casually. 

"Come  over  to  the  flat,"  he  said 
easily. 

"What  for?"  Galt  said. 

"Move,"  the  cop  snapped  and 
flipped  a small  rod  from  his  belt. 

Galt  walked  over  to  the  cart. 

"Turn  around,  get  your  hands  up 
behind  your  head." 

Galt  followed  orders.  Careless 
hands  slapped  down  his  sides,  deft- 
ly turned  his  pockets  inside  out. 
The  Security  man  grunted. 

"That's  all.  Break  it  up  now.  I 
don't  want  to  see  you  hanging 
around  in  the  streets  after  five 
bells." 

The  cart  rolled  away.  Pinchot 
came  over,  picked  up  the  items  the 
Security  man  had  dropped  on  the 
pavement,  handed  them  to  Galt. 

"They're  nice  fellows."  he  said 
softly,  "just  doing  their  job.* 

"When?"  Galt  asked  tightly. 

"Tonight.  Be  at  the  Watergate  at 
midnight,  read}  for  action."  Pin- 
chot  said. 

"I  ll  be  there.**  Gall  said. 

WALKING  through  the  dark 
street,  Galt  thought  about  it. 
He  remembered  stirring  stories 
he‘d  read  in  grade  school  of  hardy 
pioneers  of  half  a century  earli- 
er his  grandfather  among 
them  - who  had  come  out  from 
Terra  during  the  Population 
Riots  to  cast  their  lot  for  them- 


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selves  and  their  families  on  the  vir- 
gin world  called  Colmar. 

It  had  been  a terrifying  cross- 
ing: five  thousand  men  and  wom- 
en in  the  hold  of  a marginally 
spaceworthy  freighter,  packed  like 
sardines  with  barely  space  to 
move,  fed  on  minimal  rations, 
three  bodies  alot^ed  to  each  bunk, 
sharing  community  toilets,  with 
no  amusements,  no  privacy,  no 
relief  for  the  long  months  of  the 
voyage. 

And  arriving  at  the  end  of 
it  not  on  the  soft,  green  world  of 
open  spaces  and  fresh  air  they’d 
been  led  to  expect — but  on  the 
harsh  bare  rock  of  Colmar. 
There’d  been  riots  then  and  some 
killing.  But  in  the  end  the  survi- 
vors had  voted  to  stay,  to  take 
their  chances  on  the  new  world,  to 
conquer  or  die. 

Very  melodramatic , Galt 

thought  to  himself.  But  what’s  it 
got  to  do  with  today?  They  worked 
out  their  lives  to  give  us — their  de- 
scendants— something  better. 

But  do  we  have  it?  We’ve  seeded 
the  oceans , made  soil , planted 
crops.  Today  we  can  talk  in  the 
open  air  without  respirators , eat 
our  home-grown  vegetables;  we 
have  a town  with  an  auditorium , 
a sports  arena  and  a public  li- 
brary . . . 

“But  we're  still  slaves,"  he  said 
aloud.  “We've  been  used;  we  dance 
to  Terra's  tune.  The  best  of  our 
products  go  off-planet  in  return 

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for  a bare  subsistence  level  of 
imports.  And  the  time  has  come 
for  a change." 

THEY  were  a vague  crowd  in 
the  darkness.  Galt  pushed  his 
way  through,  turning  his  face 
away  from  a beam  of  light  from  a 
pocket  flash.  Pinchot  appeared, 
a white  sweatband  around  his 
forehead.  His  face  was  taut;  his 
tongue  flicked  restlessly  at  his 
lower  lip.  He  handed  Galt  a small 
plastic-boxed  talker. 

“You're  on  Team  One,  hitting 
Admin  House.  You  worked  a 
summer  there  as  a messenger, 
you  know  the  layout.  You  lie  low 
until  it's  secured.  If  Gray — I 
mean,  when  Gray  and  his  team  se- 
cure the  port  they'll  call  in.  Same 
with  Tomkin,  Pyle,  Bergson — all 
the  teams  will  report  to  you  when 
they've  pinned  down  their  objec- 
tives. I’ll  liaise  with  you — ’’ 

“Where  am  I supposed  to  hide 
while  the  rest  of  you  are  winning 
the  war?" 

“You  take  cover  in  the  park 
while  the  rest  of  the  team  goes  in. 
When  you  see  their  signal— we're 
using  survey  flares— move  in  and 
take  over  the  switchboard." 
Pinchot  beckoned  to  a tall,  lean 
man.  “Fry's  your  Team  Leader. 
You  stick  close  to  him  until  they 
move  in.  Okay,  get  going.’’ 

Galt  followed  Fry  and  the  other 
members  of  his  team — two  men 
and  a girl  named  Teresa — as  they 

IF 


threaded  their  way  through  the 
now-dispersing  throng,  turned 
east  along  the  Outer  Drive,  head- 
ing for  the  park.  The  talker  box 
muttered  and  crackled,  monitor- 
ing terse  conversations. 

As  they  turned  into  Park  Way, 
Galt  caught  Fry’s  arm.  “That’s  a 
copflat  parked  up  there.”  He 
pointed  to  a police  cart  under  a 
pole  light  a hundred  yards  dis- 
tant. 

“There's  nobody  near  it,”  Fry 
said  and  shook  off  his  hand. 
“Come  on.  We’ve  got  three  min- 
utes to  get  in  position.” 

The  party  went  on,  entered  the 
park  via  a service  gate,  crossed  to- 
ward the  line  of  trees  behind  which 
the  lights  of  Admin  House  glowed 
peacefully.  They  halted  beside  a 
fountain  which  tossed  sprays  up 
into  colored  light. 

“There’s  a gap  in  the  hedge.” 
Fry  pointed.  “As  soon  as  you  see 
my  flares,  come  in  on  the  run.” 

Galt  nodded  and  took  up  his  post 
behind  a screen  of  shrubbery  as 
the  others  slipped  silently  away. 
They  reached  the  street,  started 
across.  A fine  mist  of  spray  from 
the  fountain  dampened  Galt's 
face.  An  imported  insect  alighted 
on  his  neck.  He  brushed  it  away. 

The  spotlights  lanced  out  simul- 
taneously from  two  points;  one  was 
aimed  downward  from  the  roof  of 
Admin  House,  raking  across  the 
lawn,  pinpointing  the  gate 
through  which  Fry  and  Teresa 

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were  just  passing;  the  other,  from 
the  parked  copflat,  struck  the 
group  horizontally,  threw  stark 
shadows  against  the  hedges.  The 
two  conspirators  caught  outside 
the  gate  froze  for  a moment,  then 
turned  and  ran,  their  feet  noisy  in 
the  silent  street.  An  amplified 
voice  boomed  out. 

“Stop  where  you  are!  Davies, 
Henddrson!  We  know  you,  you 
can’t  get  away — ” The  voice  broke 
off  as  light  winked  and  a shot 
crashed  from  the  gate.  Fry  was  ly- 
ing flat  in  the  shadow  of  the  orna- 
mental gatepost.  Galt  saw  anoth- 
er flash,  but  the  second  shot  was 
drowned  by  the  short  savage  roar 
of  a police  bullet-pump.  Fry’s 
body  was  flung  a foot  into  the  air 
and  hurled  ten  feet  back  like  a bun- 
dle of  rags.  The  two  runners 
skidded  to  a halt  and  threw  them- 
selves face  down  in  the  street.  Galt 
saw  Teresa  reach  the  front  en- 
trance of  the  government  build- 
ing; as  she  ran  up  the  steps,  the 
door  burst  open  and  two  uni- 
formed security  men  gathered 
her  in. 

Men  in  battle  armor,  hand  guns 
ready,  were  swarming  into  the 
street,  clustering  at  the  gate  and 
around  the  captives.  Heavy  foot- 
steps sounded  behind  Galt.  He 
hugged  the  ground,  ducked  as 
lights  glared,  playing  across  the 
shrubbery  around  him.  A man 
went  past  less  than  six  feet  away. 

At  that  moment,  the  talker  box 

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uttered  a burst  of  static  and  a 
small  clear  voice  said,  “Power  sta- 
tion secured.  One  man  hurt  and  a 
couple  of  windows  broken — oth- 
erwise no  damage." 

The  Security  man  who  had  just 
passed  halted;  gravel  crunched  as 
he  swiveled,  playing  his  light 
about.  Galt  eased  back.  The  light 
flicked  closer.  He  reached  a large 
tree,  got  to  his  feet.  A twig  crack- 
led. 

“Stop  there,"  the  Security  man 
barked.  Galt  ran.  A shot  sang 
through  foliage.  He  heard  sounds 
ahead,  veered  right,  crashed 
through  a head-high  hedge  onto  a 
bricked  path.  Two  uniformed  men 
standing  fifty  feet  away  turned  to- 
ward him;  he  plunged  around  a 
bench,  dived  into  massed  foliage. 
It  yielded  and  he  was  in  the  clear. 

A tremendous  blow  on  the  calf 
of  his  right  leg  sent  him  tumbling. 
He  rolled,  tried  to  jump  up,  fell  on 
his  face.  His  leg  was  hot,  numb,  a 
dead  weight.  Scrabbling  fran- 
tically with  his  hands,  he  dragged 
himself  under  a spread  of  juni- 
per, felt  the  ground  crumble  be- 
neath him.  He  rolled,  fetched  up 
with  a thump  in  drifted  leaves  at 
the  bottom  of  a drainage  ditch. 

The  voices  and  footsteps  came 
closer,  but  they  seemed  remote 
and  unimportant  now.  Galt's 
thoughts  had  leaped  ahead,  quite 
calmly,  to  the  trial,  the  convic- 
tion, the  prison  sentence,  the  loss 
of  his  citizenship  . . . 

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THE  DARK  was  quiet  now.  Lis- 
tening closely,  Galt  could  hear 
distant  voices  over  the  rustle  of  fo- 
liage in  the  light  breeze;  but  noth- 
ing stirred  nearby.  He  moved  his 
injured  leg  tentatively,  discov- 
ered to  his  surprise  that  it  re- 
sponded, though  painfully.  He  sat 
up,  explored  the  wound.  There 
was  a neat  hole  in  the  mass  of  mus- 
cle below  and  behind  the  knee,  a 
less  neat  hole  to  the  left  of  the  shin. 
A small  calibre  solid  shot  had 
gone  through  without  hitting  the 
bone.  He  rose  to  his  feet.  He  could 
walk.  He  brushed  leaves  away, 
climbed  out  of  the  ditch  and  was 
confronting  the  hedge  that  bor- 
dered Government  Street. 
Through  a gap  he  could  see  the 
lighted  front  of  Admin  House. 
Uniformed  men  were  on  the  ter- 
race, on  the  lawn.  The  front  doors 
stood  open,  brilliantly  lit.  Floods 
illuminated  the  lawns.  A dozen 
copflats  were  in  sight  parked 
along  the  street. 

At  first  Galt  didn't  see  it;  then  he 
did:  Two-thirds  of  the  Security 
Force  was  here,  posted  two  deep 
around  the  front  of  the  house;  and 
he  could  see  that  the  rear  service 
entrance  was  equally  guarded. 
But  the  small  and  inconspicuous 
entry  at  the  side  was  shrouded  in 
shadow.  Insofar  as  Galt  could 
see  no  Security  men  were  near  it. 

The  talker  crackled  and  spoke: 
The  Power  Complex  was  in  rebel 
hands.  Pyle,  at  the  port,  called  in: 


IF 


all  secure.  Bergson,  sounding 
elated,  reported  the  virtually  un- 
opposed seizure  of  the  pumping 
station.  The  uprising  had  gone 
well — all  but  the  most  vital  part. 
Administrator  Blum  and  Major 
Jensen  had  concentrated  all  their 
forces  here.  They  hadn’t  been 
fooled  for  a moment.  They  knew 
all  about  the  Committee’s  plans 
and  had  been  ready. 

But  there  was  that  side  door. 
Galt’s  mouth  was  dry;  his  heart 
pounded  painfully.  It  could  be  a 
trap.  There  might  be  half  a dozen 
Sec  men  lying  in  wait  for  the 
mouse  to  take  the  cheese.  But  on 
the  other  hand,  the  door  was  little 
used;  it  was  just  possible  that  Jen- 
sen had  overlooked  it. 

Galt  could  slip  away  now,  re- 
turn home,  and  be  as  surprised  as 
everybody  else  when  the  news 
came  out.  Or  he  could  put  his  neck 
solidly  in  the  noose. 

With  a cuTse  that  was  half  pray- 
er, he  left  his  vantage  point  and, 
limping,  slipped  away  along  the 
hedge  line. 

FROM  a clump  of  shadow  be- 
tween the  library  and  the  Agri- 
cultural Experimental  Building 
Galt  studied  the  scene.*  He  had  a 
better  view  of  the  side  door  from 
here.  Nothing  stirred  there.  To 
anyone  not  intimately  familiar 
with  the  building,  there  appeared 
to  be  an  unbroken  mass  of  shrub- 
bery along  the  east  wall.  Galt  took 

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a deep  breath*  and  stepped  out, 
crossed  the  street  openly,  two  hun- 
dred yards  from  the  lighted  gate  of 
Admin  House.  He  went  back  past 
the  west  wing  of  the  elementary 
school,  crossed  the  playground, 
came  up  along  a path  to  a point  fif- 
ty feet  from  the  rear  corner  of  Ad- 
min House,  paused  for  a moment, 
then  ran  across  a strip  of  open 
ground  to  the  door.  There  was  no 
alarm.  He  tried  the  latch,  then 
pushed  with  his  shoulder.  The  pan- 
el yielded  slightly.  He  stepped 
back,  kicked  straight  out  at  the 
lock.  Plastic  and  metal  shat- 
tered, the  door  bounced  in.  Galt 
slid  inside,  shut  the  door  and  stood 
in  darkness,  listening. 

Voices  sounded  from  the  front  of 
the  house;  somewhere  a radio 
crackled  and  a toneless  voice 
droned,  too  faint  to  make  out  the 
words.  Feet  clumped  to  and  fro. 
There  was  a stair  a few  feet  ahead. 
Galt  felt  his  way  in  darkness, 
found  the  newel  post,  started  up. 
He  saw  dim  light  above.  On  the 
second  floor  he  looked  along  a 
carpeted  hall.  At  the  far  end,  a 
man  in  mufti  with  a paper  in  his 
hand  emerged  from  a room,  hur- 
ried away.  Galt  went  on  up. 

The  third  floor  corridor  was  il- 
luminated. A uniformed  Security 
man  stood  twenty  feet  away,  fid- 
dling with  the  mechanism  of  his 
blastgun.  The  man  holstered  the 
weapon,  walked  to  the  far  end  pf 
the  hall,  lifted  a house  phone  from 

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its  hook,  began  an  inaudible  con- 
versation. He  turned  his  back  to 
Galt's  position,  still  talking.  Galt 
slid  out,  eased  silently  along  the 
passage  to  the  intersection  with 
the  wide  corridor  off  which'  the  ad- 
ministrative suite  opened. 

Four  Security  men  were  in  sight 
— two  posted  beside  the  ivory- 
enameled  double  doors,  the  other 
two  at  the  main  staircase.  One  of 
the  men  guarding  the  stairs  de- 
scended a few  steps  to  carry  on  a 
conversation  regarding  the 
wherabouts  of  someone  named 
Katz.  His  partner  leaned  over  the 
rail,  his  back  to  Galt.  The  two  men 
on  the  door  had  their  heads  turned, 
following  the  exchange.  Galt 
stepped  out  and  walked  silently 
and  swiftly  toward  the  door  ad- 
jacent to  the  guarded  portal.  He 
was  six  feet  from  it  when  one  of  the 
men  glanced  his  way,  gave  a start- 
led grunt  and  grabbed  for  his  slung 
blastgun,  fumbled  it. 

“Here,  you,  where  you  think 
you’re  going?"  he  blurted. 

“Special  messenger,"  Galt  said 
crisply. 

He  reached  the  door  for  which 
he  had  been  headed  as  the  second 
guard  swung  his  gun  around;  Galt 
tried  the  knob;  it  turned;  he 
plunged  through  as  two  shots  rack- 
eted in  the  hall,  gouging  molten 
plastic  from  the  doorframe.  He 
spun,  slammed  the  door,  tripped 
the  security  lock  system,  heard 
armor  sliding  into  place  as  a heavy 

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body  struck  the  panel  from  out- 
side. Men  hammered  and  shouted 
as  Galt  ran  across  the  room, 
paused  for  an  instant  at  the  con- 
necting door,  picturing  the  slugs 
that  would  rip  into  his  body  if  the 
administrator  had  posted  guards 
inside  his  office  as  well  as  in  the 
hall.  Then  he  opened  it  and  stepped 
through. 

Administrator  Blum  was  a 
plumpish  man  with  graying  hair; 
he  sat  behind  his  desk,  his  eyes  on 
the  hall  door,  an  expression  of 
surprise  on  his  face.  As  Galt  ap- 
peared he  whirled,  reached  for  a 
desk  drawer.  Galt  dived,  knbcked 
the  older  man's  hand  aside, 
scooped  up  the  2mm  needier, 
aimed  it  at  Blum. 

“What — what — " Blum  said, 
then  collected  himself.  He 
straightened  his  clothing,  fixed  a 
stern  expression  on  his  round 
face,  looked  challengingly  at 

Galt. 

“Well?  You've  forced  your  way 
into  my  office  for  a reason,  1 sup- 
pose, since  you'll  most  certainly 
be  taken  into  custody  before  you 
leave  here." 

“Your  Security  men  are  over- 
paid," Galt  said.  “They're  expert 
at  harassing  citizens  but  not  so 
good  when  it  comes  to  something 
complicated — like  watching  both 
sides  of  a house." 

Blum's  features  flinched. 

“I  suggest  you  give  yourself  up 
at  once,  Andy,"  he  said.  “You've 

IF 


made  your  point.  FJI  personally 
look  into  the  conduct  of  security 
affairs—" 

"I’m  not  here  to  complain  about 
inefficient  police  work,"  Galt 
said.  "I’m  here  to  take  over  the 
government.’’ 

BLUM  stared  across  the  desk  at 
Galt,  who  pulled  a chair  around 
and  sat  down.  The  pounding  at  the 
door  went  on;  an  intercom  screen 
on  the  administrator’s  desk 
buzzed  insistently  until  Galt 
reached  across  and  switched  it  off. 

"Andy,’’  Blum  said  in  a reason- 
able, kindly  tone,  "I’ve  know  your 
parents  for  thirty  years.  I remem- 
ber the  day  you  were  born — ’’ 
"Make  it  Mr.  Galt— Mickey." 
Blum  jerked  as  if  he  had  been 
stung  by  a wasp.  "I  hardly  think 
disrespect  will  advance  your 
cause — whatever  it  is.  Now,  if 
you  don’t  mind,  tell  me  why  you’re 
here.  I suggest  you  hurry,  since 
my  Security  forces'  will  be  in  here 
at  any  moment—’’ 

"I  doubt  that.  Your  locks  are 
pretty  solid." 

"You  can’t  possibly  believe  you 
can  succeed  in  this  abortive  upris- 
ing!" 

"We  have  the  port,  the  power 
plant.  Comm  Center.  The  major 
seems  to  have  overlooked  a cou- 
ple of  bets  while  he  concentrated 
on  Admin  House." 

"See  here,  Andy — Mr.  Galt. 
You  were  always  a level-headed 

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lad,  a good  scholar,  potentially  a 
fine  citizen  and  a valuable  colo- 
nist. What  are  you  doing  mixed  up 
with  these  anarchists?  People  like 
Daniel  Pinchot — known  radi- 
cals— soreheads — agitators — ’’ 

"Dan  was  a Sector  Scholar.  He 
may  be  impatient  with  the  es- 
tablished order,  but  he’s  no  fool, 
Mr.  Administrator.  I’m  mixed 
up  with  him  because  it  was  that  or 
go  on  the  way  we’ve  been  go- 
ing—and  that  wasn’t  good 

enough." 

Blum’s  face  shifted  to  a look  of 
grim  determination.  "I  hardly 
think  it’s  the  function  of  a hand- 
ful of  malcontents  to  determine 
unilaterally  what  is  or  is  not  good 
enough  for  the  welfare  of  the  col- 
ony as  a whole." 

"And  you  are?" 

"I  was  duly  appointed  by  the  Co- 
lonial Administration  to  carry  out 
my  function;  I’ve  been  trained  for 
this  work;  I have  more  years  of  ex- 
perience in  administration  than 
you  have  of  life!" 

"I  didn't  appoint  you." 

"You’re  intelligent  enough  to 
recognize  the  fact  that  specialists 
who’ve  devoted  their  lives  to  the 
problems  of  government  and  ad- 
ministration are  better  qualified 
to  run  matters  than  a pack  of — of 
amateurs  who  regard  any  restric- 
tion of  what  they  consider  their 
freedom  and  righ^as  intolerable 
burdens!" 

"A  pack  of  profit-minded  bu- 

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reaucrats  and  politicians  who  tell 
me  1 have  to  give  up  everything 
that  makes  life  livable  and  devote 
a couple  of  years  of  hard  labor  to 
opening  up  new  territories  that 
we  don’t  need  or  want.” 

“You’re  a fool,  Galt.  You  don’t 
know  what  you’re  talking  about! 
The  economy  must  expand, 
or—” 

“Or  certain  big  corporations 
back  on  Terra  won’t  make  as 
much  as  they’d  like  out  of  our 
blood,  sweat  and  tears.” 

‘That’s  a childishly  simplistic 
version  of  matters.  Why — ” 

“You  mean  Parson’s  Bay  and 
General  Logistics  and  North 
American  Materials  won’t  show 
a profit  from  opening  up  the  new 
sector?” 

“Well — of  course  they  hope  to! 
And  why  shouldn’t  they?  They 
funded  the  great  bulk  of  the  devel- 
opmental work,  provided  most  of 
our  specialized  equipment,  sup- 
plied technical  experts — and  still 
do-” 

“All  at  a nice  return  on  their 
money.  And  we  do  the  work.  Es- 
pecially the  five  hundred  names 
that  got  pulled  out  of  a hat  to  open 
Sector  Twelve.” 

“So,  like  impatient  kindergar- 
ten children,  you’re  going  to  take 
over  the  nursery  and  make  it  all 
one  long  playtime,  is  that  Tt> 
Andy — Mr.  Galt?” 

“The  mines  will  continue  to  op- 
erate, Mr.  Administrator.  We'll 


still  export — and  don’t  tell  me  how 
good  and  kind  Terra  is  to  buy  our 
products.  I know  how  scarce  non- 
organically  contaminated  chemi- 
cals are  today.” 

“Suppose  a squadron  of  Peace 
Enforcers  arrives  to  restore  or- 
der— ” 

“That  won’t  open  any  mines.” 

BLUM  gazed  at  Galt.  It  was 
iquiet  in  the  corridor  now.  A call 
light  blinked  on  the  big  desk,  ig- 
nored. 

“You  want  all  the  advantages  of 
what  other  men  have  built,”  Blum 
said  slowly,  “but  you  want  them 
without  working  for  them,  with- 
out effort,  without  commit- 
ment or  obligation.  Well,  the 
Universe  doesn’t  work  that  way, 
my  young  friend.  Nothing  is  free. 
Society  isn’t  witholding  your 
birthright.  You  have  no  such 
birthright — not  in  the  sense  you’re 
apparently  demanding.” 

“I  have  the  same  birthright  any 
animal  in  the  wild  has,”  Galt  said. 
“To  take  what  1 can  get  and  hold,” 
“So  you'll  seize  the  granary  and 
eat  until  it’s  empty.  But  who'll  re- 
fill it  for  you,  eh?  You'll  grab  the 
trideo  set  you've  always 
wanted— but  who'll  repair  it, 
who'll  supply  the  power  to  run  it, 
who’ll  do  the  programing  and  the 
acting,  who'll  pay  the  bills?” 

“We  will.  We're  prepared  to 
work  as  hard  as  required.  But  we 
intend  to  take  the  rewards  for 


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IF 


ourselves — for  Colmar — includ- 
ing you,  Mr.  Blum,  if  you  decide 
to  stay— instead  of  sending  them 
off-world  for  the  benefit  of  corpo- 
rate executives  we’ve  never  met, 
who've  never  seen  Colmar  and 
never  will.” 

“It's  the  arrogance  of  it  that  as- 
tounds me,”  Blum  said  wonder- 
ingly.  “We  all  have  our^obliga- 
tions,  Galt,  whether  it  pleases  us 
or  not.  The  food  you  eat,  the 
clothes  you  wear,  the  entertain- 
ments you  enjoy,  the  education 
you  were  given  didn’t  just  pop  up 
out  of  the  desert.  Someone  made 
them.  They  represent  human  in- 
genuity and  effort— and  you’ve 
reaped  the  benefits.” 

“That's  a debt  that’s  passed 
along  from  generation  to  genera- 
tion, Mr.  Blum.  A man  owes  noth- 
ing to  the  past.  Life  can’t  demand 
payment  for  itself.” 

“I’ve  always  thought  you  were  a 
young  man  with  a sense  of  de- 
cency, of  justice,  of  regard  for  the 
rights  of  others.  Tell  me,  Andy:  if 
this — revolution  of  yours  suc- 
ceeds by  some  wild  chance— what 
then?  Will  you  rest  easily  with 
your  loot?  Can  you  justify  to  your- 
self theft  on  a grand  scale,  and  set- 
tle down  to  enjoy  your  stolen 
goodies?” 

“You’re  taking  the  position,” 
Galt  said,  “that  because  the  gov- 
ernment exists — ” 

“Legally,”  Blum  put  in. 

“Because  the  government  exists 

THE  RIGHT  TO  REVOLT 


legally,  that  I'm  therefore  obli- 
gated to  support  it— or  at  least 
obey  it.  But  I challenge  that  state- 
ment. Suppose  the  government 
were  an  outright  tyranny:  would  1 
be  obligated  to  connive  at  my 
own  enslavement?” 

“That’s  absurd—” 

“No.  A man  has  a natural  right 
that  supersedes  legal  obliga- 
tions. Overthrowing  a legally 
constituted  government  is  trea- 
son— unless  you  win.  Because  if 
you  win,  you  change  the  laws.  Then 
anyone  who  supports  the  old  gov- 
ernment is  the  traitor.” 

“This  is  mere  sophistry,  Galt. 
You  can’t  mean — ” 

“The  right  to  revolt,”  Galt  said 
slowly,  as  if  thinking  aloud,  “is  the 
most  basic  right  a man  has.” 
“Activist  jargon,”  Blum  snort- 
ed. 

“Not  if  we  win — and  we  have 
won,  Mr.  Administrator.” 

Blum’s  face  flushed.  “Nonsense. 
A pack  of  rabble-rousers  couldn’t 
possibly  have — ” 

“Wrong.  We’re  not  rabble- 
rousers,  we’re  the  rabble  itself, 
Mr.  Administrator.  Mr.  ex-Ad- 
ministrator.  Check  for  yourself.” 
Blum  turned  to  his  communica- 
tor panel,  poked  keys.  His  face 
tightened  as  no  lights  responded 
to  his  calls. 

“You  can  still  get  through  to 
Security  barracks,’’  Galt  said. 
“Call  Jensen  and  tell  them  to  put 
down  their  guns.” 


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BLUM  punched  out  the  code. 

The  angry  face  of  Major  Jen- 
sen appeared  on  the  desk  screen. 

“Mr.  Administrator,  thank  God 
you’re  all  right!” 

“Never  mind  that,"  Blum  said. 
“What's  the  situation?" 

“These  hoodlums  have  invaded  a 
number  of  installations,  Mr.  Ad- 
ministrator, but  I can  clean  them 
out.  Just  the  same.  I'd  suggest  you 
get  through  to  CDT  Sector  and  re- 
quest a pair  of  PE's,  triple  UTU 
priority." 

“I’m  afraid  I'm  not  precisely  at 
liberty  to  do  that,  Stig,"  Blum 
said.  He  angled  the  pickup  to  in- 
clude Galt,  gun  in  hand.  Jensen's 
face  jerked. 

“What—" 

“The,  ah.  Revolutionary  Com- 
mittee seems  to  have  outflanked 
us,"  Blum  said. 

“Stand  fast,  Mr.  Administra- 
tor," Jensen  said  between 
clenched  teeth.  “My  boys'll  blast 
their  way  in  there  and—" 

“Lay  down  your  arms,  Jensen,'* 
Galt  cut  in,  leaning  forward.  “We 
hold  every  strong  point  in  the  col- 
ony—" 

“I've  got  forty  trained  men  on 
the  grounds  of  Admin  House," 
Jensen  grated.  “You'll  never  get 
out  alive,  you  damned  bandit!" 

“Don't  talk  like  an  ass,  Stig," 
Blum  said  calmly.  “He's  out- 
manuvered  you.  It's  checkmate." 
He  looked  at  Galt.  “What  do  you 
want  from  me,  Andy?" 

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“Capitulate.  Hand  over  control 
to  the  Committee  and  step  down. 
I'll  guarantee  your  safe  con- 
duct— and  Jensen's,  too,  unless 
he  does  something  stupid,  like  fir- 
ing on  our  men." 

Blum  stared  levelly  across  at 
Galt.  “Are  you  sure  this  is  what 
you  want?  The  responsibility—" 
“Tell  him,"  Galt  said  harshly. 
Blum  turned  to  the  screen.  “Lay 
down  your  arms,  Stig,"  he  said. 
“I'm  signing  a formal  resigna- 
tion in  favor  of  Andrew  Galt." 

TEN  minutes  later  there  was  a 
brief  clamor  outside  the  door. 
Pinchot's  voice  came  over  the 
talker. 

“Open  up,  Galt!  We're  in  com- 
plete possession.". 

Galt  crossed  the  room  and  re- 
leased the  locking  system.  The 
door  burst  open.  Gray  came 
through,  grinning  a wide  fox  grin. 
He  saw  Blum,  jerked  up  the  wea- 
pon in  his  hand. 

Behind  him,  a gun  fired  from  six 
feet;  Gray  shrieked  as  the  gun  flew 
from  his  hand  in  a spatter  of 
blood.  He  went  to  his  knees,  grip- 
ping his  wrist,  his  hand  welling 
crimson,  as  other  men  crowded 
into  the  room.  It  was  Timmins 
who  had  fired.  He  came  forward 
to  stand  beside  Galt. 

“Why  the  hell'd  you  do  that?" 
Gray  keened.  “That's  the  pig  that 
had  Fry  and  Len  and  Jeannie 
killed!" 


IF 


"What  did  you  expect  him  to  do, 
give  them  a safe  conduct?'"  Galt 
said  tightly. 

"Here,  what's  going  on,"  Pin- 
chot  said,  pushing  forward. 
"You'd  better  give  me  the  gun." 
He  held  out  his  hand,  the  other 
hand  resting  on  the  butt  of  the  pis- 
tol at  his  hip. 

"1  thought  the  idea  was  to  im- 
prove government,  not  to  start  a 
reign  of  terror,”  said  Timmins. 

"There'll  be  no  more  killing," 
Galt  said.  "Get  rid  of  the  gun,  Tim- 
mins." 

Timmins  tossed  the  weapon 
aside. 

"Who  are  you  to  be  giving  or- 
ders?" Pinchot  demanded  of  Galt. 

"I'm  the  only  one  here  with  ad- 
min training.  I'll  hold  the  office  un- 
til we  can  stage  elections — unless 
you  want  to  start  your  new  regime 
by  killing  me  and  maybe  Timmins 
and  a few  others— and  somehow  I 
don’t  think  a purge  will  convince 
BuCol  that  you're  fit  to  run  the 
Colony.'’ 

Pinchot  stared  at  Galt,  eyes  nar- 
rowed. Then  he  relaxed,  thrust  out 
a hand. 

"Makes  sense,"  he  said.  "Let's 
go,  men." 

"You  took  a terrible  chance," 
Blum  said  after  the  others  had 
withdrawn. 

"I  suppose  that's  part  of  anv 
revolution.  Mr.  Adminstrator." 

Blum  sighed.  "Call  me  Mick- 
ey." he  said.  "There  are  a few 

THE  RIGHT  TO  REVOLT 


things  1 ought  to  familiarize  you 
with  before  I go." 

FOUR  weeks  later  Galt  sat  be- 
hind the  big  desk,  frowning  at 
the  papers  before  him.  He  shuf- 
fled through  them,  sighed.  There 
was  a perfunctory  tap  at  the  door 
and  Pinchot  came  in. 

"Afternoon,  Mr.  Administra- 
tor," he  said.  "What  are  you  look- 
ing so  glum  about?  They  elected 
you,  didn't  they?" 

"I'll  step  down  in  your  favor  any 
time,  Pinchot." 

"No,  thanks.  I never  did  like  pa- 
perwork." He  eyed  the  stack  on 
Galt’s  desk.  "In  any  case,  the  CDT 
and  BuCol  have  both  recognized 
you  as  the  people’s  choice.  You're 
stuck  with  it.  I'm  quite  happy  as 
Chief  of  Operations."  His  genial 
expression  faded  a bit  as  he 
spoke.  He  swung  a chair  around 
and  sat  down. 

"In  that  connection,  Galt — what 
about  the  import  program  I out- 
lined? You've  had  it  three  days 
now — " 

"l  know.  Luxury  goods.  Offi- 
cial cars,  cooler  units,  trideo  pro- 
grams." 

"So?  Don't  we  have  the  right  to 
spend  our  money  to  suit  our- 
selves? Isn't  that  what  the  take- 
over was  all  about?" 

"Sure.  What  money?" 

Pinchot's  face  went  tight.  "The 
price  of  the  last  shipment  of  ores, 
for  example,"  he  snapped. 

129 


“It  all  went  toward  our  credit 
deficit  with  Outplanet." 

“You  expect  me  to  believe 
that?" 

“You  can  check  the  figures  with 
Anderson  if  you  like.  No  matter 
how  many  times  we  add  them  up 
they  still  come  out  the  same.  We're 
running  in  the  red - and  what 
credit  we  still  have  has  to  go  for 
necessities." 

“I  heard  all  that  from  Ander- 
son. That's  why  I'm  here.  It's  not 
good  enough,  Galt.  This  isn't  why 
we  threw  out  BuCol  - just  to  carry 
on  the  same  old  swindle." 

“You  can  take  over  any  time, 
Pinchot."  Galt  slid  a sheet  of  pa- 
per across  to  the  other  man.  “My 
resignation,  all  ready* for  signa- 
ture." 

Pinchot  stared  at  the  document, 
pushed  it  away. 

“I  don't  get  it,"  he  growled. 
“You're  spouting  Blum's  line,  the 
BuCol  line — " 

“It's  nobody's  line.  It's  just  the 
facts,  Pinchot.  We're  exporting 
X kilotons  of  minerals  at  Y creds 
per  ton,  and  we're  importing  Z 
creds  worth  of  basic  material. 
And  we're  sliding  a little  deeper 
into  the  red  every  quarter." 

“They're  overcharging  us,  hold- 
ing us  up  on  prices—" 

“Negative.  They're  selling  to  us 
at  seven  percent  under  the  open 
market  scale.  BuCol  policy." 

“Then  we  can  raise  our 
prices—" 

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“Negative  again.  It's  marginal 
now.  If  our  prices  plus  haulage  go 
above  costs  of  local  procurement 
and  refining,  we're  out  of  busi- 
ness." 

“Then  -what  in  God's  name  can 
we  do?" 

Galt  pushed  another  sheet  of  pa- 
per across  the  desk.  Pinchot 
glanced  at  it,  then  stared  at  Galt. 

“Are  you  right  out  of  your  mind? 
This  is  Blum's  Opening  Order  for 
Sector  Twelve." 

“Wrong.  It's  my  order  for  open- 
ing Sector  Twelve." 

“You  can't  do  it.  The  people 
won't  accept  it.  What  will  Gray 
and  Williver— and  Pyle  and 
Tomkin  and  the  others  say? 
They — we — risked  our  necks  fight- 
ing this  same  crazy  scheme." 

“We  need  more  income,  less  de- 
pendence on  imports.  We  have  to 
extend  our  usable  acreage  and  ex- 
pand our  mining  operations.  If  you 
can  think  of  another  way  to  do  if. 
I'll  welcome  the  suggestion." 

Pinchot's  face  looked  slack  and 
grayish.  “Is  this  what  we  took 
over — the  same  old  headaches, 
only  worse?" 

“Did  we  really  take  over,  Pin- 
chot?"  Galt  asked  tiredly.  “Or  did 
they  con  us  into  standing  on  our 
own  feet?" 

Pinchot  swore. 

“I  agree,"  Galt  said.  Now  let's 
get  to  work.  I need  five  hundred 
names  for  Sector  Twelve.  Any 
suggestions  ?"  • 


IF 


THE  RIGHT  TO  RESIST 

day,  Freddy,”  Galt  said  as  he  sat 
down  at  the  table.  “A  few  of  my 
admirers  came  by  to  give  me  a 
nice  sendoff  for  the  day.  Colmar’s 
twentieth  anniversary  of  inde- 
pendence.” Galt  gave  a snort  that 
was  not  quite  the  laugh  he  had  in- 
tended. 

‘"Don’t  take  it  so  hard,  Andy,” 
Freddy  said.  He  poured  coffee, 
put  a cup  before  Galt,  sat  down 
opposite  him.  “You’ve  always 
done  what  was  best  in  a tough  situ- 
ation.” 

Galt  looked  at  him  sardonical- 
ly as  he  sipped  the  bitter  brew. 
“Funny  how  you  assume  it  wasn’t 
flowers  they  threw,  Freddy.  Any- 
body would  think  I wasn't  popu- 
lar.” 

Freddy  lifted  his  powerful  shoul- 
ders. “You  can't  please  'em  all,”  he 
said. 

“It  seems  I'm  not  pleasing  any 
of  them.” 

“You’re  doing  what  you've  got 
to  do,  Andy.  The  Colony’s  a mar- 
ginal operation.  It’s  not  your  fault 
that  times  are  tough.  These  babies 
want  it  all  now,  that’s  all.  They  see 
too  much  Interplan  trideo,  they’ve 
got  ideas  about  how  life  ought  to 
be  fat  and  soft.  They've  got  to  face 
up  to  facts  sometime.  Colmar's  a 
poor  world.  We  just  can't  afford  a 
three-hour  day  and  welfare  cavi- 
ar.” 

“Try  telling  that  to  some  Econ 

THE  RIGHTTO  RESIST 


(Continued  from  page  117) 

graduate  doing  his  time  in  the 
labor  pool.” 

“I  know;  so  they  gripe.  What 
about  it?  If  they’d  been  here  back 
in  the  old  days  they’d  have  had 
something  to  gripe  about.  Do  they 
ever  think  about  what  the  first  peo- 
ple here  had  to  face  up  to,  seventy 
years  ago?” 

“Of  course  not,”  Galt  said. 
“Why  should  they?  These  aren’t 
the  old  days.  This  is  now.  And 
they’re  young.  They  want  to  live 
today,  not  some  time  in  the  next 
century.  I can’t  blame  'em.” 

“Sure — and  so  did  your  grandad 
want  to  live — and  mine.  That’s  why 
they  came  out  here — to  nothing. 
To  make  something  of  it— of  a 
dead  world— something  that 
hadn’t  existed  before.  They  had  no 
guarantees,  no  route  back.  They 
had  to  whip  Colmar  or  die — and 
plenty  of  them  died." 

“Ancient  history,  Freddy.  Today 
they  know  there’s  something  bet- 
ter than  hard  work  and  rationing. 
They  want  it.  And  Freddy,  so  do 
I—” 

“But  you're  not  whining  for 
it— and  one  day  it'll  hap- 
pen— you’re  working  for  it  like 
they  did  back  then.  It  must  have 
been  a frightening  thing,  Andy, 
when  they  unloaded  from  the 
freighters  and  looked  around  and 
saw  a dead  world,  not  even  a blade 
of  grass.  In  seventy  years  we’ve 

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turned  it  into  a place  where  a man 
can  live — but  not  without  effort. 
Let  ’em  gripe,  Andy— just  so  they 
pur  in  their  time  like  everybody 
else — like  you  did.” 

“Involuntary  servitude.  ‘Ty- 
ranny’ is  what  they  call  it.” 

Freddy  snorted. 

“So?  What  are  you  supposed  to 
do,  back  down  because  they  call 
you  dirty  names?  You  know  what’s 
got  to  be  done,  Andy.  You're  do- 
ing it.  It  takes  guts.  You  got  'em. 
More  coffee?” 

“No,  thanks.  I might  as  well  go 
on  down  to  the  office.  Maybe 
we'll  beat  the  rock-throwers  for  a 
change.” 

“If  it  was  me,”  Freddy  said  in 
the  :ar,  “I’d  stay  home  and  to  hell 
with  ’em.  Let  'em  see  how  things  go 
after  a few  days  with  nobody 
making  the  decisions.  They're 
complaining  now:  let  'em  see  how 
it'd  be  if  you.  weren't  on  the  job  to 
untangle  the  knots — ” 

“Don't  get  carried  away, 
Freddy.  Any  competent  ad- 
ministrative type  could  do  the 
same  job.” 

“Maybe,”  Freddy  said.  “It's  not 
seeing  what  you  have  to  do  that's 
tough;  it's  doing  it  when  the  mob 
is  yelling  for  your  head.  You  could 
be  the  most  popular  man  on  Col- 
mar tomorrow  if  you'd  give  in." 

“And  we'd  be  bankrupt  the  day 
after.  Sure,  Freddy.  But  those  are 
just  facts;  they  don't  have  any  ap- 
peal to  the  emotions.” 


A FEW  early  pickets  gaped  as 
the  administrator’s  car  swung 
in  through  the  open  gates.  In  his  of- 
fice, Galt  attacked  a stack  of  pri- 
ority applications:  fifty  tons  of  fab- 
ricated steel  sections  for  Shaft  # 
209  versus  sixty  tons  of  the  same 
urgently  needed  for  the  exten- 
sion to  the  loading  docks;  four 
loads  of  feeder  fuel  in  stock  to  be 
allocated  among  nine  agencies, 
all  yelling  for  immediate  ac- 
tion; computer  components  on 
order-for  six  months  by  Supply, 
demanded  by  Routing  to  pre- 
vent imminent  shutdown  of  the 
entire  NW  range  . . . 

Galt  looked  up  at  a sharp  rap  at 
the  door.  Timmins,  the  executive 
officer,  poked  his  head  in.  Through 
the  open  door  Galt  could  hear 
sounds  of  an  altercation. 

“Another  delegation  to  see 
you,”  Timmins  said.  Galt  rose  and 
went  out  into  the  corridor.  From 
below  came  voices  raised  in  an- 
ger, other  voices  replying.  Feet 
clattered  on  the  stairs.  A dishev- 
eled young  man  in  maintenance 
grays  appeared,  Freddy  close  be- 
hind him. 

“Hold  it,  Freddy,”  Galt  said. 
Both  men  stopped.  “Let  him  come 
up.” 

“Chief,  he  might  be  armed — ” 
Timmins  said  quickly,  but  Galt 
brushed  that  aside. 

“You  want  to  see  me?”  he  asked 
the  inturder. 

“That's  right,”  the  man  in  gray 

IF 


132 


said  defiantly.  He  brushed  back 
his  hair,  straightened  his  jacket. 
“We’re  citizens;  we’ve  got  a right 
to  be  heard.’’ 

“Who’s ‘we?’  ’’ 

“The  Party."  The  young  man 
said  it  flatly,  as  if  inviting  chal- 
lenge. 

“Come  along  to  the  office," 
Galt  said. 

“Frisk  them  first,"  he  heard 
Timmins  say  as  he  turned  away. 

There  were  five  people  in  the 
delegation,  three  men,  two  wom- 
en, ranging  in  age  from  eighteen 
to  thirty-five,  Galt  estimated.  He 
knew  them  all  by  sight,  two  by 
name — not  a difficult  feat  in  a 
population  of  thirty  thousand.  One 
of  the  women— a plump,  pretty 
girl  in  nurse's  green— stepped  for- 
ward and  offered  Galt  a folded  pa- 
per. Timmins,  read  it  over  his 
shoulder. 

“The  same  old  refrain,"  the  exec 
said.  “Improved  public  transport, 
more  entertainment  facilities, 
shorter  hours.  It's  nonsense — " 

“It's  not  nonsense  to  us,"  the  girl 
said  sharply. 

“Or  to  me  either,  Miss  Dolph,” 
Galt  said.  “I'd  like  to  lead  an  eas- 
ier life  myself.  Unfortunately, 
we  can't  afford  it — not  yet." 

“You've  got  yours,"  the  man  in 
gray  said.  “Official  mansion,  of- 
ficial car,  the  best  of  everything — " 

“Look  here,"  Timmins  started, 
but  Galt  waved  a hand  to  silence 
him. 


“Let's  keep  it  factual— Jonas, 
isn't  it?  My  official  residence  is  a 
standard  Class  Vb  unit;  I get  the 
same  food,  clothing,  and  power 
ration  as  anyone  else.  As  you 
know.  As  for  the  car,  I used  to 
walk — until  the  rock  density  got  a 
bit  high." 

“If  you  were  doing  your  job  the 
way  you  ought  to,  nobody  would 
be  throwing  things,"  Jonas 
snapped. 

“I’ve  got  an  idea  Freddy  was  at 
the  point  of  bruising  you  a bit 
when  I happened  along.  Does  that 
mean  you  had  it  coming  to  you?" 

“He's  a hired  goon — that's  dif- 
ferent." 

“What  is  it  you  expect  me  to  do, 
Jonas,  Miss  Dolph?" 

“Ease  the  restrictions  on  life," 
the  girl  said  promptly.  “Let  peo- 
ple enjoy  living  while  they  can. 
Shorten  the  work  day,  give  us 
some  leisure  time  activities  and 
facilities,  end  rationing,  increase 
consumer  imports." 

GALT  nodded.  “Anything 
else?" 

"Plenty  morej'  Jonas  said. 
“End  the  labor  draft.  Raise  pay, 
right  across  the  board.  Lift  the  off- 
world  travel  restrictions,  bring  in 
more  outsystem  entertainers." 

“For  what  it  cost  to  open  this 
new  Sector,"  another  of  the  dele- 
gation spoke  up,  a small,  timid- 
looking  man  with  a bad  complex- 
ion, “we  could  have  founded  a 


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program  of  concert  artists  that 
would  have  given  us  some  contact 
with  the  cultural  life  of  the  Arm." 

"Sector  Nineteen  gives  us  a ma- 
rine agricultural  facility,"  Galt 
said  mildly.  "In  twenty  years  it 
may  be  our  biggest  food  pro- 
ducer. We  may  be  able  to  shorten 
the  time  to  self-support  capabil- 
ity by  three  decades—" 

"We  know  all  the  propaganda 
lines,"  Jonas  said.  "We've  heard 
all  that  before." 

"Then  what  are  you  doing 
here?"  Galt  snapped. 

That's  easy,  Mr.  Administra- 
tor," Jonas  said  with  a sneer.  "We 
don’t  believe  the  official  line." 

"The  records  are  open  to  the 
public,"  Galt  said. 

"They  can  be  faked,  too." 

"Why?"  Galt  shot  back. 

"To  delude  the  public." 

"Why  should  I want  to  delude 
the  public?" 

"For  obvious  reasons — " 

"Name  them,"  Galt  snapped. 

"All  right.  To  justify  your  pro- 
gram of  overwork  and  underpay, 
long  hours  and  no  recreation,  lux- 
ury for  the  few  at  the  cost  of  slav- 
ery for  the  many—  " 

"What  luxury?"  Galt  cut  in 
sharply.  "We've  already  covered 
that  particular  allegation.  It's 
nonsense  and  you  know  it  -and  so 
does  everybody  in  this  room." 

"Look,  chief,  this  has  gone  far 
enough,"  Willis  started,  but  Galt 
cut  him  off. 


"You’re  here  charging  me  and 
the  rest  of  the  administration  with 
a deep,  dark  plot—" 

"You're  depriving  the  people  of 
their  basic  rights,"  Jonas  shouted. 

"You  name  one  right  you're  be- 
ing deprived  of,  Jonas,  and  I'll 
personally  see  that  you  get  a life- 
time pension,"  Galt  said. 

"All  right— the  right  to  a rea- 
sonable amount  of  leisure  time, 
for  openers.  The  eight-hour  day 
went  out  with  coal-fired  ground 
cars." 

"What  would  you  call  a reason- 
able amount  of  leisure  time?" 

"Time  enough  to  do  a few 
things.  To  have  hobbies,  play  a 
musical  instrument,  visit  your 
friends — " 

"Wrong,  Mr.  Jonas.  That's  nice, 
maybe,  but  it's  not  reasonable. 
Reasonable  means  what's  phys- 
ically possible.  We  have  just  so 
much  manpower,"  he  went  on, 
raising  his  voice  as  Jonas  tried  to 
cut  in.  "We  have  to  allocate  that 
manpower  in  such  a way  as  to 
keep  industrial  operations  going 
at  the  rate  required  to  produce 
enough  exportable  output  to 
keep  the  economy  afloat.  You  want 
more  imported  trideos  and  trav- 
eling art  shows?  Fine.  Then  we’ll 
have  to  work  longer  hours,  not 
shorter." 

"Official  bullwash,"  Jonas  spat 
out  the  words  like  a bite  of  wormy 
apple. 

"As  I said,  the  records  are  pub- 

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lie.  Look  at  them  or  not,  suit  your- 
self. But  don't  come  bursting  in 
here  again  with  your  proposals  for 
instant  utopia  until  you've  done 
your  homework." 

"That's  what  I thought  we'd 
get,"  one  of  the  women  said  in  a 
shrill,  nervous  voice.  "A  brush- 
off.  Excuses.  We  should  have 
known  better  than  to  waste  our 
time."  She  glared  at  Galt  with  eyes 
as  sharp  as  stakes. 

"I  welcome  constructive  sug- 
gestions," Galt  said,  meeting  her 
gaze  steadily.  "Come  back  when 
you  have  one." 

"We  won't  be  back,"  Jonas  said. 
"We're  through  talking."  They 
departed,  slamming  doors. 

((D  EMIND  you  of  anything?" 

-®^Galt  asked  Timmins  when 
silence  had  fallen  again. 

"Painfully.  Except  that  there 
were  only  fifty  of  us — " 

"Forty-two,"  Galt  corrected. 

" — and  this  time  half  the  popula- 
tion is  agitating.  No  one  tried  to 
explain  to  us;  if  they  had,  we 
might  even  have  listened." 

"Don't  count  on  it.  We  wanted 
change — any  change.  We  got  it." 

"And  all  the  grief  that  went  with 
it.  But  these  people  today  won't 
listen.  They  remember  when  we 
threw  BuCol  out;  Pinchot  and  a 
few  others  were  promising  them 
the  world.  Twenty  years  later 
they're  still  on  short  rations. 
They're  unhappy.  And  they  mean 

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business,  Andy.  This  isn't  just  a 
little  band  of  soreheads—" 

"I  know  all  that,  Ben.  Are  you 
suggesting  I should  promise 
them  pie  in  the  sky?  What  happens 
when  they  discover  it  isn't  there?" 

Timmons  looked  solemn. 
"Andy,  for  this  generation— and 
for  a lot  of  people  who  ought  to 
know  better — you  symbolize 
everything  that's  wrong  with  life. 
By  removing  you,  you  see,  they 
can  remove  their  problems — they 
think." 

"You're  suggesting  I quit  while 
I'm  ahead?" 

"I'm  suggesting  you  quit  while 
you’re  alive,  damn  it!" 

"And  do  what?  Sit  back  and 
watch  Colmar  die?" 

"You've  had  offers— three  in  the 
last  six  months  that  I know  of;  I 
wrote  the  answers  turning  them 
down.  You  could  still  take  that 
post  at  Yale,  lecturing  on  prob- 
lems of  the  frontier  economy — " 

"And  read  in  the  fax  about  how 
the  Colmar  experiment  failed. 
Ben,  have  you  ever  considered 
what  would  happen  if  we  had  to 
throw  in  the  towel  and  invite  Bu- 
Col back  in?  They'd  close  the  col- 
ony down,  evacuate  us  to  Ter- 
ra—to  beehive  housing,  synthetic 
rations — " 

"I  know.  It's  unthinkable.  And 
dammit,  Colmar  can  make  it!  We 
have  the  minerals,  the  seas — a 
whole  world  to  exploit!"  Tim- 
mins smacked  his  fist  into  his 

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palm.  “If  they  could  just  see  it! 
Just  give  us  time!” 

“Bringing  life  to  a dead  world  is 
a big  undertaking,  Ben.  Maybe 
too  big.  Maybe  we  havn’t  got  what 
it  takes.  But  I have  to  stay  and  do 
what  I can — for  as  long  as  I can.” 
“And  be  a martyr,”  Timmins 
said  grimly. 

“There’s  nothing  noble  about 
it,”  Galt  said.  “This  is  my  home- 
world.  1 couldn’t  survive  on  Terra 
either.  I'm  fighting  for  my  life;  the 
only  life  1 know.” 

“Then  don’t  throw  it  away.  Let 
me  recruit  an  escort  for  you.  I can 
get  a dozen  TSA  regulars  detailed 
from  Aldo — ” 

“Negative,  Ben.  Importing  for- 
eign gun-handlers  to  protect  me 
from  the  people  that  voted  me  in 
would  be  the  end.” 

“Then  what  in  God’s  name  are 
you  going  to  do?” 

“Play  it  by  ear — and  hope  Sec- 
tor Nineteen  starts  paying  off  in 
time.” 

“Comes  up  with  a miracle,  you 
mean.” 

“I’d  accept  a miracle  right 
now,”  Galt  said  wearily,  “if  it 
could  be  arranged.” 

TWO  weeks  later  Timmins  laid 
a paper  on  Galt’s  desk.  It  had 
been  a time  of  rising  tensions  and 
near-riots,  broken  glass — and  at 
least  one  assassination  attempt 
which  had  put  Freddy  in  the  hospi- 
tol  with  third-degree  laser  bums. 


“Weinberg,  out  at  Thirteen,” 
Timmins  said.  “I  thought  you 
ought  to  see  it.”  The  executive 
officer’s  face  was  haggard  with 
lost  sleep. 

Galt  scanned  the  paper. 
“Livestock?  Chickens?  What  the 
devil’s  he  doing  out  there,  start- 
ing a zoo?” 

“Experimental  animals,”  Tim- 
mins pointed  out.  “He  wants  to 
run  some  kind  of  tests  on  them.” 

Galt  rubbed  his  eyes.  “He  knows 
we’re  on  the  shortest  meat  ration 
since  Colonization,”  he  said  wear- 
ily. “I'm  surprised  at  Weinberg. 
Tell  him  no.  Remind  him  he’s  out 
there  to  supplement  our  protein 
supply,  not  deplete  it.  And  ask 
him  what  he's  doing  about  the 
slimemould  contamination  prob- 
lem he’s  been  reporting  on.” 

Timmins  nodded  and  turned  to 
go.  Galt  stopped  him  before  he 
reached  the  door. 

“Wait  a minute,  Ben.  Disre- 
gard that  last  outburst.  I’m  too 
damn  tired  to  think  straight.  If 
Dick  Weinberg  thinks  he  needs  a 
flock  of  goats,  damn  it,  he  prob- 
ably needs  a flock  of  goats.  Set  it 
up— triple — A priority.” 

Timmins  nodded  again,  more 
brightly. 

“And  tell  them  to  save  a seat  on 
the  flier  for  me,”  Galt  added.  “I’m 
going  out  and  see  what  he’s  up 
to.” 

Timmins  frowned.  “That  might 
not  be  a good  idea,  Andy.  There 


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IF 


was  rioting  at  the  port  this  after- 
noon and — ” 

“Set  it  up/’  Galt  snapped,  then 
grimaced.  “I’m  sorry,  Ben. 
Nerves.  Just  get  me  on  the  flier.  I’ll 
ride  out  under  a stack  of  old  bur- 
lap bags  if  you  say  so.” 

“I’ll  set  it  up,”  Timmins  said 
tonelessly. 

THE  view  from  the  cargo  flier 
was  a monotonous  vista  of 
eroded  ridges,  gullied  plains,  of 
rock,  gravel  and  sand,  stretching 
across  ti\e  endless  miles.  After  the 
narrow  green  belt  of  the  capital 
had  been  passed — and  its  sur- 
rounding five-mile  farm  strip- 
forty  miles  of  undeveloped  des- 
ert intervened  before  the  dull 
green  of  a bioadapted  valley  ap- 
peared, far  off  to  the  west.  An- 
other seventy-five  miles  of  arid, 
lifeless  badlands  unrolled  be- 
neath the  flier;  then  ahead  the 
curve  of  the  coast  and  the  black- 
blue  sea  beyond.  They  were  with- 
in five  miles  of  the  Experimental 
Station  before  Galt  could  make 
out  the  fragile  tracings  of  irriga- 
tion ditches,  the  patterns  of  agri- 
formed  fields,  the  vivid  green  specs 
that  were  transplanted  trees  shad- 
ing a straggle  of  buildings.  Off- 
shore of  the  station,  Galt  noted, 
the  lifeless  sea  was  stained  a dark 
umber.  The  flier  landed  on  the 
scraped  rectangle  behind  the 
sprawling,  aluminum-and-white 
station.  A chill  wind  blew  sand 

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across  the  open  ground  to  ping 
against  the  flier’s  sides  with  a rest- 
less whispering. 

Weinberg  was  there  to  meet 
Galt,  a sturdily  built,  red-haired 
man  with  big  solemn  eyes  and  a 
wide,  downcurving  mouth  that 
belied  his  brisk  optimism  of  man- 
ner. 

“Glad  to  see  you,  Mr.  Adminis- 
trator—you  bring  my  goats  and 
birds  and  stuff?”  he  said,  pumping 
Galt’s  hand.  “Come  on  out  of  this 
damned  wind.” 

The  marine  ecologist's  office, 
laboratory  and  living  quarters 
comprised  a single  large  untidy 
room  with  stone  countertops,  a 
clutter  of  glassware,  a desk 
heaped  with  papers,  a cot,  a table 
with  a hot-plate  and  dirty  dishes. 

“Here,  sit  down,  Andy,  how 
about  a cup  of  coffee  and  a slice  of 
cake?” 

“Dick,  what’s  this  about  animal 
experiments?  I understand  we’re 
going  to  add  seafood  to  our 
diet — ” 

“Sure,  sure.  I’ll  tell  you  all  about 
it.  How' re  things  in  the  city?  I hear 
they’re  giving  you  a hard  time, 
throwing  rocks,  the  works.” 

“Things  aren’t  good.  Ben  Tim- 
mins says  all  we  need  is  a small 
miracle  from  you  to  solve  every- 
thing. You  don't  happen  to  have 
one  in  stock,  do  you?” 

“A  small  miracle,  the  man 
says,”  Weinberg  said  cheerfully, 
rattling  cups.  He  poured,  dumped 

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things  on  a tray,  brought  it  over. 
Galt  took  the  cup  and  sipped,  ac- 
cepted the  small  plate  with  the 
slice  of  yellow-brown  cake. 

“Where  do  you  get  coffee?”  he 
barked.“I  thought  the  last  stocks  of 
luxury  imports  went  last  New 
Year’s.” 

“Try  the  cake.  It’s  not  too 
sweet.” 

Galt  took  a bite;  it  tasted  good. 
He  hadn’t  realized  how  hungry  he 
was;  but  then  he  hadn’t  eaten  in- 
how  many  hours? 

“Like  it?”  Weinberg  looked  as 
expectant  as  a new  bride  serving 
her  first  meal. 

“It’s  fine,  Dick.  But — ” 


« A SMALL  miracle,  the  man 
**  says,”  Weinberg  said,  rub- 
bing his  hands  together.  “Come 
this  way,  Andy.  I want  to  show  you 
something.”  The  ecologist  led  the 
way  through  a long  room  where 
half  a dozen  green-smocked  tech- 
nicians worked  over  complicat- 
ed constructions  of  glass  tubing 
and  containers  of  bubbling  liq- 
uids. A sharp,  burnt-toast  odor 
filled  the  air.  At  the  rear  of  the  sta- 
tion Galt  and  Weinberg  emerged 
on  a sloping  shelf  of  beach  that  led 
down  to  the  waterline.  Masses  of 
dull  brown  scum  lay  in  long  win- 
drows there.  The  surface  of  the  sea 
was  a dark  brown,  oily-looking, 
with  sluggish  swells. 

“You  remember  the  problem  I 

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reported  I was  having  with  the 
slime  formation,”  Weinberg  said. 

“I  see  it  hasn’t  improved  any,” 
Galt  said.  “I  hope  it’s  not  interfer- 
ing seriously  with  your  work.” 

“Fact  is,  Andy,  I’ve  about 
dropped  everything  to  work  on  it. 
I think  I’ve  identified  it  as  a mu- 
tated Fuligo  Septica , probably 
introduced  on  some  imperfectly 
sterilized  glassware  from  Terra. 
We  tried  high-pressure  steam  first, 
but—” 

“Just  a minute,  Dick.  Dropped 
everything?’’  Galt's  voice  was 
harsh.  “Maybe  I haven’t  succeed- 
ed in  making  it  clear  that  the  mis- 
sion of  finding  food  supplements 
for  the  Colmarian  diet  is  abso- 
lute top  priority—” 

Weinberg  looked  reproachfully 
at  Galt.  “Mr.  Administrator, 
may  I make  my  presentation?” 
His  wide  mouth  quivered,  the 
corners  turning  upward  in  spite 
of  his  obvious  effort  to  hold  them 
down. 

“What  the  devil  are  you  grin- 
ning at?” 

“How  did  you  like  the  coffee?” 

“Drinkable,”  Galt  snapped. 
“What—” 

“It’s  made  from  the  sporangia 
phase;  the  stalks,  you  understand, 
desiccated,  ground,  and  roasted.” 

“You  made  that  coffee  out 
of— this?”  Galt  prodded  a mass  of 
crusted  brown  flakes  with  his  toe. 

“Uh-huh.  The  cake  was  made 
from  the  spores,  with  an  admix- 

IF 


tured  of  plasmodium,  plus  a sweet- 
ner.” 

“Slime  cake?’’  Galt  said. 

“Of  course  all  this  required  a 
certain  amount  of  processing. 
We’re  running  some  ideas  in  glass, 
looking  for  shortcuts — for  com- 
mercial quantity  production,  you 
understand.  But  with  a little  dry- 
ing and  compressing,  we  get 
what,  unless  I flunked  Chem  1,  is 
the  best  all-around  livestock  feed 
going.”  He  took  from  his  pocket 
a hard,  dull-shiny,  purple-brown 
cake  the  size  of  a bar  of  soap. 
“Hence  the  goats,”  he  said.  “And 
the  chickens.” 

Galt  stood  as  if  stricken. 
“But — if  this  is  true — ” He  took  a 
deep  breath  and  became  brisk. 
“Fine.  One  miracle  to  order — ” 
His  voice  broke  and  he  cackled  in 
glee.  “Dick,  you  sneaky  bastard, 
you’ve  just  saved  a world,  damn 
your  hide!” 

“All  in  a day’s  work,  Mr.  Ad- 
ministrator— ” Weinberg,  grin- 
ning, was  gazing  past  Galt  toward 
the  open  desert  to  the  west.  “Well, 
more  visitors,”  he  said.  “Word 
must  have  leaked  out — ” 

GALT  turned;  a dust  cloud  was 
boiling  toward  them,  raised  by 
a speeding  vehicle.  The  car  swung 
past  the  station,  slid  to  a halt  near 
the  storage  sheds  and  was  im- 
mediately veiled  by  the  dust  of  its 
own  passage. 

“That  looks  like  one  of  my 

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maintenence  carts,”  Galt  said. 
“What — ” There  was  a shout.  A 
man  at  the  lab  door  was  waving. 

“Call  for  you,  Mr.  Administra- 
tor. Sounds  urgent.” 

Galt  started  toward  the  build- 
ing, Weinberg  behind  him.  Three 
men  emerged  from  the  dust  cloud 
now  blowing  away  from  the  car; 
they  broke  into  a run  on  a course 
that  would  intercept  Galt.  Some- 
thing bright  flashed  in  the  hand  of 
the  leader;  the  flat  sound  of  a gun 
cut  the  air.  Galt  threw  himself 
down.  The  man  in  the  doorway 
started  out;  there  was  a second 
shot  and  the  technician  halted, 
turned,  fell  sideways.  Galt  looked 
up  to  see  the  second  of  the  new  ar- 
rivals knock  the  gunner's  arm 
aside  as  he  fired  a third  time,  the 
slug  whining  past  Galt’s  face. 

—alive,”  he  heard.  “We  can  al- 
ways kill  him  later  if  it  works  out 
that  way.” 

Galt  got  to  his  feet.  Weinberg 
went  to  the  man  who  had  been 
shot,  squatted  beside  him,  ignor- 
ing an  angry  command  from  the 
man  with  the  gun.  He  looked  up, 
his  face  pale  and  bleak. 

“Pat’s  dead,”  he  said  to  no  one 
in  particular. 

The  third  man  stood  with  his  two 
fellows,  all  three  looking  dusty 
and  windblown,  a bit  uncertain 
now.  The  wind  whined  restlessly. 

“You,  Galt,  over  here,”  the  gun- 
ner said.  “You — ” addressing 
Weinberg — ” stay  out  of  the  way 

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and  you  won’t  get  hurt.” 

Galt  walked  over  to  the  trio. 
“Proud  of  yourself,  Jonas?” 

Jonas  swore  and  swung  at  Galt, 
knocked  him  down. 

“Any  guns  inside?”  Jonas  called 
to  Weinberg. 

“No” 

“If  you’re  lying  I’ll  kill  you.  Get 
the  stuff,”  he,  said  to  his  compan- 
ions. “I  don’t  want  a stick  left  of 
this  place  to  salvage.” 

The  two  went  to  the  car,  brought 
out  packages  Galt  recognized  as 
standard  melt  charges.  They  hur- 
ried toward  the  entrance  to  the 
station,  went  past  the  corpse 
sprawled  on  the  sand,  disap- 
peared inside.  An  instant  later 
there  were  screams;  steam  boiled 
from  the  entrance.  A man  ran  out, 
tatters  of  what  looked  like  wet 
gauze  flapping  from  his  face.  He 
stumbled  and  went  down,  lay 
thrashing.  Galt,  still  on  the 
ground,  swung  his  legs,  brought 
Jonas  down  on  top  of  him.  The 
younger  man  cursed  and  tried  to 
bring  the  gun  to  bear;  Galt  caught 
his  wrist,  felt  the  superior  strength 
of  the  other  inexorably  overcom- 
ing his  resistance. 

Suddenly  Jonas  was  thrown 
clear.  Weinberg  stood  over  Galt, 
breathing  hard.  Jonas  came  to  his 
knees  and  Weinberg  swung  his 
foot  in  a short,  sharp  kick  that 
snapped  the  assassin's  head  back. 
He  sank  down  on  his  face  in  the 
sand. 


Weinberg  helped  Galt  to  his  feet; 
his  knee  was  painfully  wrenched. 
He  picked  up  the  gun  dropped  by 
Jonas.  Men  were  coming  out  of 
the  station,  one  still  holding  the 
live  steam  hose. 

“There’s  bad  trouble  back  in  the 
city,”  one  of  the  men  told  Galt.  “It 
was  Mr.  Timmins  on  the  box.  He 
said  you’d  better  get  back  right 
away.” 

THE  hour  was  near  dusk  when 
the  copter  dropper  Galt  direct- 
ly on  the  grounds  of  Admin 
House,  bypassing  the  noisy  crowd 
surrounding  the  building.  Tim- 
mins met  him,  looking  grim. 

“This  isn’t  just  the  usual  unrest, 
Andy,”  he  said,  “it’s  a concerted 
uprising.  Mobs  at  the  port,  the 
Power  Complex — ” he  broke  off. 
“What  happened  to  you?” 

“I’ve  had  a sample.  A 
demolition  team  hit  the  Marine 
Experimental  Station,  killed 
Pat  Rogan.  Weinberg  is  holding 
our  old  acquaintance  Jonas  and  a 
couple  of  others.” 

Timmins  swore  with  feeling. 
“They  tried  to  fire  the  Comm  Cen- 
ter about  an  hour  ago.  We  saved  it 
by  the  skin  of  our  teeth.  There  are 
enough  citizens  on  our  side  to 
make  it  a standoff  so  far;  but  kill- 
ing a man — ” 

“Let’s  get  inside,  Ben;  I want  a 
complete  status  report.” 

Timmins  finished  his  account 
twenty  minutes  later. 


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IF 


“That’s  about  it.  The  best  esti- 
mate is  three  hundred  activists, 
another  ten  thousand  going  along 
for  the  ride,  ready  to  jump  either 
way.  That’s  damn  near  half  the 
population.  Opposed  to  them, 
we’ve  got  a hundred  organized 
militia  with  non-lethal  weapons 
and  maybe  two  thousand  volun- 
teers with  axe-handles  and  chair 
legs.” 

“Get  some  cots  set  up,  Ben.  It’s 
going  to  be  a long  night.” 

“What  do  you  plan  to  do, 
Andy?” 

“Wait.  Maybe  by  morning 
they’ll  have  cooled  down  enough  to 
talk  sense  to.  I have  some  news  for 
them.”  He  outlined  the  gist  of 
Weinberg’s  discovery. 

“But  this  is  what  we’ve  been 
waiting  for — even  praying  for  at 
odd  moments,’’  Timmins  said, 
running  his  fingers  through  his 
thinning  hair.  “Good  lord, 
Andy — this  is  the  best  news  you 
could  have  brought — ” 

“But  nobody  out  there’s  listen- 
ing tonight.  Relax,  Ben.  So  far 
we’re  holding  our  own.  Maybe 
this  will  tip  it  our  way.” 

All  through  the  night  there  were 
reports  of  fires,  quickly  quenched, 
roaming  bands  of  slogan-shouting 
looters,  clashes  between  vigilantes 
and  demonstrators  which  petered 
out  indecisively.  The  hours  passed. 
Galt  dozed.  Pale  light  was  filtering 
through  the  windows  when  he  was 
awakened  by  a man  who  burst  into 

THE  RIGHTTO  RESIST 


the  office,  without  the  formality 
of  knocking.  “They’ve  fired  the  li- 
brary,” he  said.  “A  crowd  of  them 
got  inside  the  kindergarten,  too. 
Shall  we  try  to  hold  it?” 

“Let  it  go,”  Timmins  snapped. 
“We’ve  got  to  concentrate  on  es- 
sential installations.”  He  broke 
off.  “Sorry,  Andy.  It’s  your  deci- 
sion, of  course:” 

“I  agree.  What  are  they  really 
after,  Ben  What’s  their  prime  tar- 
get?” 

“What  do  you  think?”  Timmins 
snapped.  “Admin  House.  If  they 
get  in  here — ” 

A MUFFLED  explosion  in  the 
near  distance  punctuated  the 
remark.  Objects  rattled  on  the 
desk.  Somewhere  there  was  a 
sound  of  breaking  glass.  Galt 
whirled  to  the  window.  Smoke  was 
billowing  from  a point  near  the 
main  gate,  which  was  twisted  off 
its  mountings.  Men  came  stream- 
ing through  the  opening  in  a 
ragged  spearhead. 

“Where  are  our,  militiamen?” 
Timmins  yelled  and  left  the  room 
at  a run.  Shouts  sounded  from  the 
downstairs,  accompanied  by 
heavy  thuddings.  Galt  arrived  in 
the  foyer  to  find  a dozen  volun- 
teer defenders,  all  of  them  smoke- 
smudged  and  bleeding  from  small 
cuts  and  abrasions,  grouped  be- 
hind the  massively  barred  doors. 

“They're  starting  to  get  rough,” 
one  of  the  men  called.  “They’ve  got 

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guns— a dozen  of  them  anyway. 
God  only  knows  where  they  got 
them.  Nobody  killed  yet  far  as  I 
know,  but  that  explosion  they  set 
off—” 

The  pounding  at  the  heavy  doors 
ceased  abruptly.  Voices  could  be 
heard  beyond  the  heavy  panels, 
shouting  over  the  rumble  of  crowd 
noises. 

“We’re  in  a hopeless  position,” 
a man  said.  “We’ve  done  all  we 
could — these  hoodlums  mean 
business.  I say  let's  get  out  while 
we  can.” 

“Dammit,  you  can’t  run  away 
now — ’’  Timmins  began. 

“Go  ahead,  Jacobs,”  Galt  cut  in. 
“Anybody  who  wants  to  leave 
now,  make  it  fast.  Thanks  for  your 
help.” 

All  but  two  of  the  volunteers  de- 
parted hastily,  some  silently, 
some  with  apologies.  A chant  had 
started  up  outside  the  doors. 

“What  the  devil  are  they  shout- 
ing?” Timmins  said. 

“Give— us — Galt!"  the  chant 
came  through  clearly  in  a mo- 
mentary lull  in  the  background 
roar.  “Give — us — Galt” 

“The  damned  murderous 
swine,”  Timmins  cried.  “Andy, 
you’ve  got  to  get  out.  They  want  a 
scapegoat,  somebody  to  blame  — 
and  you're  elected." 

Galt  shook  his  head;  he  went  up 
the  stairs  to  the  landing.  From  the 
narrow  window  there  he  could  see 
the  drama  spread  out  before  him: 

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the  ruined  gate,  the  ragged  crowd 
of  rebels  fanning  out  from  it, 
forming  a loose  arc  fifty  feet  from 
the  steps;  the  packed  mob  beyond 
the  walls,  craning  for  a better 
look. 

“Like  ghouls,  watching  a 
beheading,”  Timmins  said  be- 
side him.  “Don’t  the  damn  fools 
know  if  these  anarchists  get  inside 
it’s  all  over  for  Colmar?” 

“Don’t  blame  them;  they’re  just 
ordinary  citizens  caught  in  some- 
thing outside  their  scope.  They’re 
waiting  for  leadership — any 
leadership.”  Galt  glanced  at  Tim- 
mins. “And  if  we  can’t  give  it  to 
them,  somebody  else  will.”  He 
"pointed  to  the  tall  man  standing 
front  and  center,  with  a bandolier 
of  cartridges  slung  over  his  shoul- 
der, a heavy  power  rifle  gripped  in 
a brawny  fist. 

“A  malcontent  named  Brauer,” 
Timmins  said.  “By  God,  if  1 had  a 
gun—"  He  looked  at  Galt,  dropped 
his  eyes  to  the  pistol  in  Gault’s 
belt.  “Let  me  borrow  that,  Andy," 
he  said  in  a low,  intense  voice.  “1 
can  drop  him  with  one  shot." 

Galt  shook  his  head.  “You  know 
better  than  that,  Ben.” 

“If  killing  one  man  will  stop 
this — I say  it’s  justified.” 

“I’d  probably  agree  with  you — if 
one  killing  would  stop  it.  The  fact 
is,  we’d  be  giving  them  a 
martyr— shot  from  ambush.  I 
think  I know  which  way  the  crowd 
would  go  then.”  He  turned  and 

IF 


went  back  down  the  stairs. 

“Open  it  up,"  he  said  to  the  two 
men  waiting  beside  the  big  doors. 

“Mr.  Administrator,  you  can't 
surrender  to  that  mob,"  one  of 
the  men  blurted.  “They'll  skin  you 
alive.  That's  all  they  want.'' 

“Who's  surrendering?  Get  that 
door  open.'' 

OVER  the  protests  of  Timmins, 
men  withdrew  the  locking 
bars,  swung  the  portals  wide.  A 
sound  went  up  from  the  crowd  as 
Galt  stepped  out  on  the  portico;  it 
faded  quickly  as  the  big  man 
named  Brauer  stepped  forward. 
He  stood  for  a moment,  fingering 
the  gun  in  his  hands;  then  he  turned 
and  called  over  his  shoulder: 

“Let's  go;  the  rats  are  throwing 
in  their  hand.''  He  started  for- 
ward, walking  with  a defiant 
swagger,  all  eyes  on  him.  Those 
directly  behind  him  followed; 
the  crowd  edged  forward,  sliding 
silently  through  the  gate,  spread- 
ing out.  Brauer  came  on.  When  he 
was  six  feet  away,  Galt  flipped 
back  his  jacket  to  expose  the  pistol 
thrust  into  his  belt,  dropped  his 
hand  to  the  butt.  Brauer  stopped 
dead.  A number  of  expressions 
crossed  his  face;  surprise,  anger, 
determination.  His  eyes  narrowed. 
The  rifle  in  his  hands  started  to 
come  up. 

“Throw  that  gun  down  or  I'll  put 
a bullet  between  your  eyes, 
Brauer,"  Galt  said  quietly. 

THE  RIGHTTO  RESIST 


Brauer  froze.  He  glanced  at 
Galt's  face,  at  his  chin,  his  belt 
buckle. 

“You  crazy,  Galt?  he  asked  “Get 
out  of  my  way—" 

“Five  seconds,"  Galt  said. 

“You  want  to  get  killed?" 
Brauer  burst  out. 

“Four,"  Galt  said.  “Three. 
Two—" 

With  an  oath,  Brauer  threw 
down  the  gun.  A murmur  went  up 
from  the  crowd.  A man  behind 
Brauer  started  forward. 

“Get  back  in  line,"  Galt 
snapped.  The  man  halted. 

“Drop  the  bandolier,  Brauer," 
Galt  ordered.  Brauer  complied. 
He  looked  up  at  Galt,  his  face 
slowly  turning  red. 

“Come  inside,"  Galt  said.  “1 
want  to  talk  to  you."  The  big  man 
stood  fast.  “Move,  1 told  you!" 
Galt  snapped.  Brauer  attempted  a 
cocky  smile;  it  became  a sickly 
grimace.  He  went  up  the  steps. 
Galt  followed  him  inside.  When 
he  glanced  back  from  the  door,  the 
crowd  was  already  melting  away. 

“You  can't  get  away  with  this," 
Brauer  was  saying.  “We  don't 
have  to  stand  for  this—" 

“I  think  you  will,"  Galt  said. 

“We've  got  rights!"  Brauer 
yelled.  “The  power  belongs  to  the 
people!" 

“That's  right,"  Galt  said.  “I 
agree  you're  under  no  obligation 
to  support  the  government  just 
because  it's  there." 


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“Well,  then — " Brauer  started. 

“Certainly,  you  have  a right  to 
revolt,"  Galt  went  on.  “But  that 
dosn’t  mean  I'm  under  any  obli- 
gation to  let  you  get  away  with  it." 

mwhat  i can't  understand," 
▼ ▼ Timmins  said  an  hour  la- 
ter, after  the  militia  had  reported 
all  quiet  in  the  city,  “is  why  you 
let  him  get  so  close  before  you 
stopped  him." 

“Simple,"  Galt  said.  “I  couldn't 


hit  the  wide  side  of  a warehouse 
with  a pistol  unless  the  muzzle 
was  touching  it."  He  smiled. 
“Brauer  made  the  same  mistake  in 
judgment  Blum  did — they  both  let 
me  get  too  close.  And  when  we 
started  talking — I had  the  better 
argument.  Brauer  agreed  he  would 
have  made  a lousy  administra- 
tor." He  yawned.  "Tomorrow 
we'll  announce  Weinberg's  dis- 
covery— and  a new  plan  for  Col- 
mar’s economy."  • 


READING  ROOM 

on.  Whenever  the  future  be- 
comes the  present — as  it  must  do 
constantly — we  are  not  prepared 
to  cope  with  it. 

A hundred  years  ago  there  was 
no  great  problem.  A man  who  had 
all  his  thoughts  frozen  at  the  1850 
level  was  not  going  to  be  pro- 
foundly shocked  by  anything  im- 
pinging on  his  daily  life  for  the  rest 
of  the  century.  Oh,  he  saw  an 
occasional  automobile  and  heard 
that  the  Wrights  had  learned  to 
build  a machine  that  flew.  But 
such  things  came  into  the  world 
slowly  and  did  not  put  too  great 
demands  on  him.  For  him  the  fu- 
ture never  really  arrived;  he  lived 
in  a sort  of  eternal  present,  where 
the  verities  were  indeed  fixed. 

Today,  the  future  has  been  with 
us  for  a quarter  of  a century.  The 
man  who  returned  from  World 


{ Continued  from  page  2) 

War  II  was  faced  with  radical 
changes.  Television  came  into  his 
home;  while  it  entertained,  it  also 
presented  a whole  world  to  him, 
much  of  which  stubbornly  re- 
fused to  accept  his  exact  values. 
The  atom  bomb  had  been  ex- 
ploded and  racial  extinction,  was 
now  possible — as  well  as  injury  to 
his  children  from  fallout.  Those 
dratted  scientific  ideas  had  be- 
come part  of  his  mental  environ- 
ment— and  of  his  taxes.  And  to- 
day, all  his  fixed  values  are  being 
shaken  to  tatters.  The  younger 
generation — grown  in  a present 
that  vanishes  from  them  as  they 
learn  it,  but  a present  thirty  years 
from  Mr.  Establishment's  world, 
or  thirty  years  in  his  mental  fu- 
ture— all  think  and  talk  in  ways 
that  world  finds  nearly  impossible 
to  follow. 


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MATTARO  knew  that  it  had 
been  an  accident — the  ship 
would  never  have  abandoned  him 
intentionally.  But  knowing  this  was 
no  way  out  of  his  predicament.  By 
now  the  Star  Wind  would  be  many 
millions  of  miles  away  and  he  could 
not  anticipate  any  rescue  from 
that  direction. 

He  was  lucky  to  be  alive.  The 
ship  had  accelerated  suddenly— 
and  without  any  prior  warning  or 
due  regard  for  his  safety — and  the 
spatial  concussion  had  thrown  him 
an  enormous  distance  away  from 
the  rear  Doppler  turrets  that  had 
been  the  object  of  his  routine  in- 


spection. He  had  tumbled  through 
space  for  hundreds  of  miles  before 
the  miniature  computer  inside  his 
cumbersome  suit  had  managed  to 
stabilize  him  in  a safe  orbit  around 
the  beautiful  green  world  that 
turned  underneath  him,  and  when 
he  recovered  consciousness  he 
felt  sick  and  confused. 

His  initial  reaction  was  one  of 
intense  fear  and  a horror  of  what 
might  become  of  him;  but  eventu- 
ally his  rigid  training  and  function- 
al discipline  reasserted  themselves 
and  he  found  that  he  could  con- 
template the  future  with  a cooler 
eye. 


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He  was  surprised  that  his  suit 
had  survived  the  catastrophe.  He 
fervently  thanked  the  engineers 
who  had  designed  and  manu- 
factured the  monstrous  and  some- 
times awkward  exoskeleton  and 
began  to  check  out  its  functions. 
The  small  computer  bank  set 
immediately  in  front  of  his  chest 
was  operating  smoothly  enough — 
otherwise  he  would  still  be  tum- 
bling head  over  heels  through 
space  instead  of  drifting  in  a 
stable  orbit  around  the  bright 
young  world  below.  He  cautiously 
moved  his  arms  and  legs  and  felt 
the  enormous  limbs  of  the  suit 


respond  and  duplicate  his  move- 
ments; there  were  no  signs  of  strain 
or  delay  in  the  mechanical  opera- 
tions of  the  suit.  A few  judicious 
bursts  from  the  maneuvering  jets 
convinced  him  that  they,  too,  were 
functioning  smoothly.  He  eased 
off  the  manual  controls  and 
allowed  the  computer  to  edge  him 
back  into  orbit.  He  listened  to  it 
cluck  contentedly  to  itself  and 
considered  his  predicament. 

He  disconnected  most  of  the 
neural  sensors  from  his  body  and 
tried  to  relax.  There  was  ample 
room  inside  the  suit  for  him  to  feel 
unencumbered;  he  could  flex  his 


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limbs  and  move  the  upper  half  of 
his  body  quite  freely  within  the 
restraining  webs  that  cushioned 
his  fragile  body  from  external 
shocks  and  minor  impacts.  He  had 
not  yet  begun  to  panic,  but  for 
some  reason  he  could  not  pin 
down  he  felt  cold.  He  shivered  and 
felt  afraid.  There  was  no  logical 
reason  why  he  should  feel  such  a 
physical  chill:  the  insulation  was 
working  perfectly  and  his  suit 
seemed  to  be  in  excellent  shape. 
So  far  so  good. 

Perhaps  it  was  the  unaccustom- 
ed isolation  that  brought  about  this 
sudden  flutter  of  his  pale  flesh.  He 
had  never  before  felt  so  much 
alone,  so  unspeakably  deserted . 
Gone  was  the  warmth~and  com- 
panionship of  his  unit.  Now  all  he 
had  for  a friend  was  the  forever 
wise  and  quietly  clucking  com- 
puter in  his  suit. 

“AH  right,  then,  little  lady,"  he 
sighed.  “Let’s  see  if  you  can  get  me 
out  of  this  mess — " 

HE  HAD  enough  air  to  last 
him  for  seven  and  a half  hours, 
for  several  circuits  of  the  world  be- 
low. At  the  end  of  that  time  he 
would  suffer  a terrifying  death;  his 
suit  would  become  a lonely  coffin, 
orbiting  until  such  time  as  it 
swung  so  low  that  the  atmosphere 
claimed  it  and  transformed  it  into 
fiery  incandescence. 

Mattero’s  suit  was  only  a 
standard  maintainance  unit,  a 


smaller  version  of  the  enormous 
locomotive  machines  that  could 
carry  a man  across  hostile  alien 
landscapes  at  considerable  speed 
and  protect  him  from  atmospheres 
that  could  soon  corrupt  his  pallid 
human  flesh;  it  had  very  little  to 
offer  in  the  way  of  sophisticated 
survival  gear.  It  had  never  been 
meant  to  move  very  far  away  from 
the  immediate  vicinity  of  the  ship. 

A less  intelligent  spaceman 
would  have  remained  in  orbit  until 
his  small  reserve  of  air  gave  out, 
hoping  with  his  last  breath  that  the 
Star  Wind  would  arrive  back  in 
time  to  save  him;  but  Mattaro 
knew  that  no  ship  could  ever  con- 
template the  expenditure  of  time 
and  energy  that  would  be  required 
if  it  were  to  turn  around  and  come 
back  to  locate  a solitary,  mislaid 
crewman.  Mattaro  belonged  to 
Maintainance — he  was  a cog 
among  cogs — and  while  no  one 
could  ever  openly  be  considered 
expendable,  the  loss  of  one  small 
unit  could  be  readily  absorbed. 
Whatever  urgent  business  had 
spurred  the  Star  Wind  hastily  to 
complete  its  survey  of  the  colonial 
world  below  and  move  off  with- 
out first  making  sure  that  her  hull 
was  clear  of  maintainance  units, 
would  also  guarantee  that  the  ship 
could  hardly  turn  back  and  come 
looking  for  him,  always  assuming 
that  his  disappearance  had  been 
registered  with  the  Master  Con- 
trol. 


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IF 


Equally,  a less  intelligent  space- 
man might  have  lacked  sufficient 
courage  to  embark  upon  the 
desperate  gamble  which  Mattarp, 
with  his  computer’s  ready  agree- 
ment, had  decided  to  commit  him- 
self. 

Mattaro  was  logical  enough  to 
realize  that  his  only  chance  lay  in 
trying  to  reach  the  world  below. 
The  computer  had  decided  that, 
with  a good  measure  of  luck,  he 
might  make  a safe  landing  on  one 
of  the  wide  continents  that  turned 
underneath  his  monstrous  un- 
moving feet.  Enough  power  was 
left  in  his  suit  batteries  to  permit 
a reasonably  fast  descent — no 
point  in  endangering  his  life  any 
further  by  taking  it  leisurely  and 
using  up  more  of  his  vital  oxygen 
than  was  necessary.  Once  he  was 
safely  down  he  would  need  every 
ounce  of  reserve  air  that  he  could 
manage  so  that  he  might  reach 
some  habitation  before  it  finally 
gave  out. 

The  computer  would  brake  his 
fall  at  the  very  last  minute.  It 
would  send  a powerful  surge  of 
energy  from  the  batteries  into  the 
gray  coils  wrapped  around  his  exo- 
waist and  quickly  nullify  the 
planet’s  attraction.  Mattaro  knew 
that  this  entailed  great  risk,  but 
he  believed  that  with  judicious 
conversation  of  his  available 
power  he  just  might  make  a safe 
landing  and  the  computer  en- 
dorsed his  decision.  So,  if  the  suit 

FALLEN  SPACEMAN 


nursed  him  down  and  saved  most 
of  its  remaining  energy  for  a 
single,  powerful  blast  of  repulsion 
at  the  very  end  of  his  fall— he  just 
might  come  out  of  this  alive. 

The  alternative  was  unthink- 
able. Better  a quick,  fiery  death 
than  a slow  orbit  into  insanity.  At 
least  this  way  he  could  retain  some 
semblence  of  dignity,  up  to  and  in- 
cluding the  very  end  if  he  failed  to 
accomplish  the  desired  descent. 

He  had  no  idea  how  he  would 
make  out  once  he  was  on  the 
ground.  He  knew  that  this  world 
was  inhabited,  that  the  Star  Wind 
had  been  locked  in  orbit  for 
several  days  while  its  scientists 
studied  the  visible  results  of  a seed- 
ing program  which  his  people  had 
instigated  many  centuries  earlier; 
but  beyond  this  he  knew  npthing. 
Mattaro  was  a specialist  con- 
versant with  every  facet  of  his 
trade — and  with  very  little  else. 
Such  was  the  nature  of  his  time  and 
his  people.  What  he  knew  of  the 
people  who  had  colonized  the  fresh 
young  world  below  had  only  been 
ascertained  from  ship’s  gossip.  He 
knew  that  they  existed  on  a 
relatively  primitive  scale:  their 
society  was  agrarian  and  widely 
scattered  and  there  had  been,  so 
far,  no  outside  interference  in 
their  affairs.  And  this  was  the  sum 
of  his  knowledge.  But  he  felt  con- 
fident that  the  biological  sensors 
in  his  suit  would  enable  the  com- 
puter to  set  him  down  reasonably 

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close  to  some  sort  of  habita- 
tion— as  to  how  he  would  make  out 
afterward  he  had  no  idea.  He 
would  have  to  play  it  by  ear.  The 
important  thing  was  first  to  get 
down. 

Some  day,  years  from  now,  a 
ship  might  pass  close  by  this  world 
and,  if  luck  would  have  it,  they 
would  have  been  made  aware  of  his 
disappearence  and  might  even 
dispatch  a small  skiff  to  see  if  they 
could  find  some  trace  of  him. 

Some  day.  That  could  be  ages 
from  now.  And  in  the  meantime 
he  had  to  survive. 

It  was  with  a growing  sense  of 
urgency  that  he  instructed  the 
computer  to  begin  the  descent. 

HE  FELL  for  what  seemed 
like  ages  but  in  actuality 
amounted  to  a few  short  hours.  The 
world  underneath  his  enormous 
articulated  legs  became  clearer. 
He  entered  the  upper  limits  of  the 
atmosphere  and  the  dark  night  of 
space  changed  color  abruptly.  The 
nearby  sun  kindled  the  air  around 
him  until  it  glowed  with  a 
tantalizing  blueness  he  found  quite 
strange.  He  flexed  his  limbs  inside 
the  suit  and  felt  the  exoskeleton 
respond.  He  was  confident  that  all 
would  be  well. 

The  air  inside  the  suit  became 
hot. 

“Take  it  easy,"  he  warned.  “I 
can’t  take  too  much  of  this." 

The  suit  slowed  slightly.  Mat- 


taro  began  to  sweat.  It  was  a pro- 
cess alien  to  his  conditioning  and 
it  alarmed  him  to  realize  that  his 
body  cells  were  recalling  such  an 
archaic  function.  The  grav  coils 
continued  to  throw  out  a small 
measure  of  power  and  he  grew 
alarmed  when  he  saw  how  much 
this  token  resistance  was  draining 
his  batteries.  He  concluded — and 
the  computer  quickly  veri- 
fied— that  he  hadn’t  escaped  the 
concussion  of  the  Star  Wind's  de- 
parture as,  well  as  he  had  imagined: 
a small  but  continuous  energy 
drain  was  going  somewhere  that 
might  well  prove  disastrous. 

Oh,  my  Mother , why  hast  thou 
forsaken  me? 

His  normally  placid  pulse  rate 
quickened.  He  began  to  panic. 

An  ocean  yawned  underneath 
him. 

"Not  there!’’  he  screamed. 
“Find  some  habitation — quickly!" 

The  computer  struggled  to 
oblige  but  already  the  energy  drain 
had  reached  dangerous  propor- 
tions. 

He  was  three  miles  up  and  fall- 
ing rapidly,  the  computer  jealous- 
ly withholding  as  much  power  as 
it  could  safely  risk  for  the  last  few 
seconds  of  the  terrifying  descent. 

It  was  so  hot  inside  the  suit  he 
could  hardly  breathe. 

Now  he  was  inland  and  falling 
at  a steep  angle  toward  a densely 
populated  forest.  The  world  be- 
low looked  green,  luxuriant  and 


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IF 


very  frightening.  There  were  no 
signs  of  human  habitation. 

Would  he  ever  make  it  alive? 

Two  miles. 

One. 

Falling  faster  all  the  time,  the 
wind  tearing  at  his  suit  like  a 
howling  banshee. 

Mother , help  me!  I'm  going  to 
die.  I don't  want  to  die . . . out 
here  . . . like  this! 

Where  were  the  shining  cities  his 
people  had  spun  between  the  stars, 
the  magic  wonderlands  he  had 
known  as  a child?  Where  was  the 
beauty  of  all  the  things  he  had  ever 
known  and  loved? 

Gone. 

There  was  only  this  crawling 
world  at  his  feet  with  some  offer  of 
hope;  this  clumsy  ball  of  mud  and 
water  lumbering  around  a parent 
sun  like  some  bemused  and 
indolent  child;  this  virgin  world 
fresh  from  the  furnaces  of  space 
which  man,  in  his  curiosity,  had 
sown  with  his  own  seed  and  stood 
back  in  the  shadows  of  the  cen- 
turies to  observe. 

For  the  first  time  in  all  his  long 
and  precisely  ordered  life  Mattaro 
became  conscious  of  what  living 
really  meant  to  him.  For  a mo- 
ment his  eyes  widened  with  some- 
thing close  to  horror,  like  the  eyes 
of  one  who  has  seen  a vision  and  is 
incapable  of  acting  upon  what  he 
has  seen;  then  his  mind  snapped 
cruelly  back  to  the  present. 

He  was  now  descending  verti- 

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cally  and  at  a frightful  rate  toward 
a small  clearing  in  the  forest.  The 
computer  waited  until  his  feet 
were  only  a few  hundred  feet  away 
from  the  tops  of  the  trees  before  it 
fed  the  full  remaining  power  into 
the  grav  coils. 

The  suit  shuddered  and  rocked 
like  a thing  gone  mad  as  it  fought 
to  decelerate  and  repulse  the 
gigantic  mass  of  the  world  below. 
The  suddea  application  of  energy 
sent  the  monstrous  suit  dancing 
and  jiggling  across  the  sky;  it 
shook  Mattaro’s  body  so  much 
that,  in  spite  of  the  protective  web- 
bing that  held  his  body  in  thrall,  he 
thought  it  might  crack  open  like  an 
eggshell  and  spill  his  mortal  in- 
sides all  over  the  controls.  The 
computer  struggled  to  stabilize 
these  wild  gyrations  and  bring  the 
suit  safely  down  to  the  surface  of 
the  planet. 

He  almost  made  it.  The  repul- 
sion field  had  evened  itself  out  and 
he  had  begun  to  drop  towards  the 
clearing  again.  He  could  see  the 
topmost  branches  of  the  tallest 
trees  moving  past  his  faceplate 
and  he  began  to  relax.  His  night- 
mare was  over.  And  he  had  even 
begun  to  smile — a little  hysteri- 
cally— when  the  power  finally  gave 
out. 

He  fell  like  Icarus. 

TPHE  fishing  had  been  bad  all 
day,  so  Jarvis  had  withdrawn 
from  this  commitment  and  had 

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sprawled  out  beside  the  stream, 
his  arms  behind  his  head,  and  had 
contented  himself  with  a little 
doze  and  a modicum  of  thought. 
He  had  wedged  his  rod  into  a 
convenient  tree  stump  by  the  wa- 
ter’s edge  and  left  the  line  drifting 
casually  downstream;  if  a fish 
proved  foolish  enough  to  go  for  his 
lure  a small  bell  attached  to  the 
float  would  summon  him  from 
sleep.  But  the  sun  was  warm  and 
encouraged  idleness  and  he  had 
only  caught  two  miserably  small 
fish  all  morning. 

A small  pouch  of  wine  lay  beside 
him,  some  sliced  rolls  and  some 
sausage  in  a wooden  basket,  and 
that  was  what  fishing  was  really  all 
about.  He  had  eaten  most  of  the 
food  and  drunk  a goodly  measure 
of  the  wine  when  he  was  roused 
from  his  slumber  by  something  he 
could  not  understand. 

Then  he  saw  the  dark  speck  high 
in  the  clear  sky  and  heard  the  high- 
pitched,  keening  cry  that  seemed 
to  accompany  its  fall.  It  grew 
from  a dot  the  size  of  a bird  into 
something  gigantic  and  terrifying 
and  out  of  place  and- his  mind — a 
little  dulled  by  the  amount  of 
warm  wine  he  had  quaffed— was 
slow  to  react. 

Jarvis  was  no  longer  young.  The 
sun  had  tanned  his  wrinkled  skin  a 
deep  shade  of  brown  and  his  brow 
was  heavy  with  the  burden  of  years. 
He  had  lost  count  of  the  seasons 
he  had  walked  through  and  his 

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mind,  like  his  limbs,  had  lost  a 
good  deal  of  vigor.  But  he  had 
never  before  seen  an  object  like 
this  falling  out  of  the  heavens— 
and  its  probable  point  of  impact 
would  seem  to  be  only  a short 
distance  away  on  the  other  side  of 
the  stream. 

He  sat  up,  startled,  and 
scrambled  to  his  feet  as  the  object 
grew  large  in  the  sky  and  fell  to- 
ward the  ground  at  an  incredible 
pace.  His  fishing  was  forgotten 
while  he  stood,  transfixed  and 
spellbound.  When  the  thing  was 
almost  at  the  point  of  crashing  in- 
to the  upper  levels  of  the  forest  it 
shuddered  suddenly  and  came  to  a 
halt  in  mid-air.  Next  it  performed 
an  insane  jig  across  the  sky, 
dancing  about  over  the  top  of  the 
trees  like  something  gone  mad. 
Jarvis  took  a step  backward  and 
nearly  lost  his  balance.  He  could 
see  it  clearly  now — and  he  did  not 
like  what  he  saw.  Its  general  shape 
was  that  of  a man  and  it. flung  its 
limbs  about  in  a grotesque  parody 
of  a man  possessed. 

It  stilled.  Jarvis  watched,  open- 
mouthed,  as  it  glided  across  the 
tree  tops — toward  him. 

He  backed  away.  The  creature 
looked  like  something  fetched  from 
a nightmare  conjured  up  by  the 
foulest  home  brew  imaginable.  He 
prepared  his  skinny  legs  to  run 
and  just  as  he  was  about  to  turn 
and  thrust  them  into  frantic 
motion — the  thing  fell. 


IF 


It  crashed  down  through  the 
forest  as  though  it  weighed  several 
tons.  He  could  hear  it  tearing  a 
pathway  through  the  tightly 
packed  branches:  a terrible 

screeching  sound  such  as  a 
monster  might  make,  fighting  for 
its  life.  The  sound  of  the  impact 
was  thunderous  and  the  ground 
shook  as  the  creature  tumbled  to 
it,  unseen. 

A flock  of  birds  rose  screaming 
from  the  scene  of  the  impact.  For 
a while  they  circled  wildly  around 
the  great  rent  in  the  trees,  calling  to 
each  other  in  agitation,  then  they 
flew  off  and  dispersed.  A lazy 
column  of  dust  began  to  creep  up 
into  the  sky  where  the  creature 
had  fallen. 

JARVIS  waited  for  something 
more  to  happen.  But  time  went 
by  and  only  the  familiar  warm  si- 
lence of  the  woods  reestablished 
itself.  He  fidgeted.  He  rubbed  his 
eyes  and  wondered  what  it  was  he 
had  really  seen  and  what  he  should 
do  about  it.  Perhaps  he  had  drunk 
too  much  and  scrambled  awake 
with  .the  vestiges  of  a bad  dream 
still  clinging  to  his  thoughts. 

But  the  sounds  of  the  screaming 
birds  still  echoed  in  his  memory, 
and  he  was  not  a man  to  imagine 
such  elaborate  monsters. 

I will  go  and  discover  what  man- 
ner of  creature  it  is  that  falls  from 
the  sky  and  makes  such  an  awe- 
some noise  . . . 


Having  made  his  decision,  he 
packed  up  his  fishing  rod  and  pro- 
ceeded to  wade  across  the  shallow 
section  of  the  stream.  He  reached 
the  other  side,  dried  his  feet  on  a 
deep  patch  of  grass,  pulled  on  his 
sandals  and  strode  into  the  forest 
to  locate  the  fallen  object. 

His  search  took  him  some  dis- 
tance into  the  trees—  somewhat 
further  than  he  had  expected— 
where  the  thick  trunks  pressed 
close  together  and  the  ground  was 
always  shrouded  in%deep  shadow. 
The  undergrowth  was  sparse  at  this 
time  of  the  year  and  he  found  no 
difficulty  in  making  progress—  yet 
he  moved  cautiously,  having  no 
idea  what  to  expect. 

It  took  him  some  time  to  locate 
the  object,  mainly  because  it 
became  difficult  for  him  to  hold  to 
his  original  line  of  sight  now  that 
he  was  deep  into  the  forest.  But  the 
deep,  jagged  cleft  that  the  thing 
had  carved  down  through  the  trees 
was  a beacon  to  his  questing  eyes: 
through  this  tortured  passageway 
the  sunlight  found  ready  access 
and  Jarvis  quickened  his  pace 
when  he  was  near  enough  for  the 
light  to  seem  a ragged  pillar, 
beckoning. 

Approaching  the  point  of  im- 
pact he  slowed  down  and  came  to  a 
halt.  His  listened,  but  could  hear 
no  sound.  He  summoned  his 
courage  and  moved  forward, 
wondering  what  he  might  find. 

The  creature  had  fallen  on  its 

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side  and  lay  there  staring  at  him 
like  a crippled  metal  ogre.  Its 
great  legs  were  twisted  underneath 
its  massive  trunk  and  its  head  was 
swung  round  at  an  incongruous 
angle.  Instead  of  a face  only  a 
single  polished  disc  stared  back  at 
him. 

Jarvis  drew  in  his  breath.  The 
creature  was  at  least  three  times 
bigger  than  a man  and  its  body 
was  covered  with  all  manner  of 
shiny  protuberences,  some  of 
which  had  broken  or  been  sheared 
off  by  its  dreadful  fall. 

He  carefully  made  a wide  cir- 
cuit around  the  creature  before  he 
became  emboldened  enough  to 
move  closer  and  examine  the  life- 
less humanoid  in  greater  detail. 
He  might  be  an  old  man  but  he  was 
no  superstitious  fool.  He  rec- 
ognized this  creature  as  a 
machine,  some  sort  of  mechanical 
contrivance,  the  meaning  of 
which  was  as  yet  lost  to  him.  But  he 
was  determined  to  discover  more. 

Why,  here  were  massive  arms  of 
steel  that  could  have  crushed  him 
like  a cockroach.  And  these 
legs — what  mighty  engines  drove 
them  across  the  face  of  the  earth? 

The  creature  still  did  not  move. 
The  fall  had  either  killed  it  or 
knocked  it  senseless  for  a while. 

But  from  where  had  it  fallen? 
And  what  was  it  doing  here? 

Jarvis  moved  closer.  He  shook 
his  head  in  amazement  as  he  noted 
the  immense  girth  of  the  creature 


and  followed  the  line  of  one  mighty 
shoulder  until  his  eyes  fastened 
upon  the  gigantic  metal  head.  It 
was  several  times  larger  than  a 
man's  and  in  the  center  was  the 
bright  circle  that  had  first  attracted 
his  attention. 

The  creature  was  lying  on  its 
side,  its  “face"  pointing  towards 
him.  It  took  but  a short  step  for 
him  to  be  able  to  lean  forward  and 
peer  down  into  that  enigmatic  pool 
of  light.  He  looked  past  the  grimy 
surface  of  the  faceplate  and  at  the 
pale  white  face  on  the  other  side. 
The  creature's  eyes  were  closed 
and  its  mouth  was  open;  a faint 
dribble  of  blood  welled  from  its 
mouth  and  trickled  down  its  chin. 
Its  skin  had  the  same  pale,  trans- 
lucent quality  as  the  belly  of  a fish. 

Jarvis  recoiled  in  surprise  and 
hastily  crossed  himself. 

He  knew  beyond  doubt  that  he 
had  looked  down  upon  one  of  the 
space  people. 

His  legs  began  to  shake.  With- 
out wasting  another  moment  he 
backed  away  from  the  fallen  space- 
man and  turned  around  and  ran  as 
fast  as  he  could  back  to  the  village. 

MATTARO  regained  con- 
sciousness and  thought.  I'm 
alive!  And  felt  the  great  waves  of 
pain  begin  to  eat  away  at  his  mind. 
He  winced,  closed  his  eyes  and 
wondered  how  much  of  him  had 
survived.  He  ached  all  over  but 
none  of  his  limbs  fell  broken:  the 


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IF 


webbing  had  held.  His  left  leg  was 
bent  at  a painful  angle  but  he 
could,  with  very  little  effort,  with- 
draw it  from  the  exoskeleton  and 
give  it  some  ease.  The  rest  of  his 
body  felt  numb  and  bruised.  His 
head  ached  abominably. 

He  tasted  blood  in  his  mouth  and 
ran  his  tongue  quickly  around  in- 
side. No  broken  teeth;  just  some 
torn  sections  of  his  cheek  where  he 
must  have  gripped  them  in  agony 
during  the  final  seconds  of  his 
fall.  Nothing  to  worry  about. 

He  was  alive! 

Happily,  he  began  to  explore  the 
condition  of  his  suit.  He  could  get 
no  sense  out  of  the  computer;  it 
was  sullen  and  silent.  This  caused 
him  some  concern.  If  the  com- 
puter turned  out  to  have  been 
badly  damaged  he  was  as  good  as 
trapped.  Only  the  computer  could 
activate  the  suit  and  get  it  mov- 
ing— or  open  the  access  gate  in  the 
back  of  the  suit.  And  if  his  power 
reserves  were  negative  . . . 

Had  he  come  so  far  to  find  him- 
self in  a situation  just  as  hopeless 
as  the  one  he  had  fled? 

He  tried  to  calculate  how  much 
air  he  had  left.  But  with  no  idea 
how  long  he  had  been  uncon- 
scious this  was  an  impossible  task. 
And  the  computer  couldn't  help 
him. 

He  knew  some  sort  of  settle- 
ment was  nearby,  otherwise  the 
computer  wouldn't  have  chosen  to 
set  him  down  here.  But  how  could 


he  be  sure  that  anyone  had 
witnessed  his  hasty  descent — and 
what  would  they  make  of  it  if  they 
had? 

His  mind — already  accustomed 
to  dealing  with  an  impossible 
situation  and  dulled  by  the  im- 
pact of  his  fall — tried  to  devise 
some  worthwhile  plan  of  action. 
He  waited  until  a full  measure  of 
feeling  had  returned  to  his  limbs, 
then  flexed  them  experimentally. 
He  thought  that  he  could  detect  a 
faint  murmur  of  activity  inside 
the  computer  casing  and  this  made 
him  hopeful.  He  tried  again  to  set 
the  suit  moving;  he  moved  his  legs 
about  inside  the  exoskeleton  but 
only  found  resistance.  The  suit  re- 
fused to  be  budged. 

After  a while  he  gave  up  and 
considered  the  alternative. 

“Open  the  access  hatch,"  he  di- 
rected. 

No  acknowledgment  was  forth- 
coming from  the  silent  computer. 
The  vital  panel  directly  behind 
Mattaro  didn't  budge  an  inch. 
Sweating,  he  repeated  the  com- 
mand. 

"Open  the  access  hatch." 

For  just  a fraction  of  a second 
something  stirred  inside  the 
damaged  brain  of  the  computer. 
Perhaps  some  last  measure  of 
residual  energy  prodded  the  ma- 
chine into  a simple  gesture  of 
assistance  and,  after  this  miserable 
erg  of  power  had  been  dissipated, 
it  slumped  back  into  immobility.  ' 


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Behind  Mattaro  the  access  hatch 
had  begun  to  move.  It  had  swung 
open  a fraction — and  stayed  so. 
The  bitter  alien  air  creeping  into 
his  suit  confirmed  the  fact. 

Mattaro  swore.  He  repeated  the 
command  over  and  over  again  and, 
when  this  proved  ineffective,  with- 
drew his  arms  from  the  exo- 
skeleton and  beat  upon  the  weighty 
access  hatch  with  what  strength  he 
could  exert  from  his  awkward 
reach.  But  it  would  not  be  moved 
any  further. 

He  could  still  hear  a threshold 
whirr  of  activity  inside  the 
computer,  but  he  wasn’t  sure  that 
the  sound  was  genuine — it  could 
have  been  a product  of  his  own 
wishful  thinking. 

He  felt  light-headed  and 
slumped  back  into  the  webbing. 
Strange,  but  he  couldn’t  recall  feel- 
ing like  this  before.  Perhaps  it  was 
the  fall— and  the  air.  He  could  feel 
it  stinging  the  inside  of  his  nostrils 
and  coursing  down  into  his  lungs. 

Of  course — that  would  explain 
his  peculiar  light-headedness.  It 
was  the  foul,  unfiltered  air  of  this 
damned  planet  that  was  making 
him  feel  so  strange.  But  it  was  the 
only  air  he  could  depend  on  and  it 
was  better  than  none. 

He  kept  hoping  that  the  com- 
puter might  eventually  reorganize 
itself  and  get  him  out  of  this  mess. 
In  the  meantime  he  was  alive  and 
reasonably  well  off.  The  next  mis- 
fortune he  would  have  to  face 


would  be  hunger — and  to  alleviate 
that  he  would  have  to  find  some 
way  of  getting  out  of  his  suit. 

"‘Open  the  access  hatch,”  he 
mumbled.  “Open  the  access 
hatch — ” 

But  the  hatch  remained 
stubbornly  at  its  fixed  position. 

Through  the  dust-shrouded  face- 
plate he  could  make  out  the  wide 
trunks  of  the  trees  and,  in  the  dis- 
tance, some  patched  were  the  sun- 
light played  on  some  branches  in  a 
clearing.  The  inside  of  the  suit  had 
cooled  and  that  was  something  he 
could  be  thankful  for.  He  could 
have  come  down  in  the  tropics  of 
the  planet  and  might  have  had  to 
endure  a slow  roasting  before 
nightfall — or  he  could  just  as 
easily  have  been  dumped  into  the 
sea  if  the  power  had  given  out 
earlier.  There  were  plenty  of 
alternatives,  all  right.  But  here  he 
was  and,  in  one  way  or  another,  he 
was  still  alive. 

In  one  way  or  another  . . . 

He  kept  talking  to  the  com- 
puter, trying  to  cajole  it  back  into 
some  useful  activity.  He  still 
wasn’t  convinced  that  his  cards 
had  run  out  and  he  was  determined 
to  shake  some  life  back  into  the 
stubborn  little  machine. 

It  was  some  time  before  he 
noticed  the  dark  faces  peering 
down  through  his  faceplate. 

AT  FIRST  the  townspeople 
thought  that  Jarvis  had  been 


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IF 


drinking  too  much,  or  had  been 
taken  by  the  sun;  but  when  they 
saw  that  he  was  indeed  sober  and 
that  it  had  been  a vision  and  not  the 
heat  of  the  sun  that  had  dazzled  his 
mind,  then  some  of  his  excitement 
began  to  carry  over  to  them. 

Nobody  had  ever  seen  one  of  the 
space  people— at  least  not  for 
generations.  The  relatively  short 
recorded  history  of  their  world 
was  filled  with  the  memory  and 
mythology  of  the  creatures  who 
watched  over  them,  but  no  one  liv- 
ing had  actually  seen  one  of  them 
at  first  hand,  as  Jarvis  insisted  he 
had. 

“It's  out  there,  in  the  forest  just 
beyond  the  stream,"  he  told  them. 
“It  fell  down  out  of  the  sky  and — " 

“And  there  was  a man  inside, 
you  say?"  somebody  asked. 

“No.  I say  there  was  a space- 
man inside.  He  was  all  pale— kind 
of  like  a grub  inside  a shell." 

They  hastily  crossed  themselves 
and,  forming  a citizen's  com- 
mittee, herded  Jarvis  off  to  meet 
the  town  council.  These  seven  men 
were  older  and  wiser  than  anyone 
else  in  the  village  and  it  fell  to  them 
to  make  all  the  important  de- 
cisions. 

Jarvis  faced  the  mayor  unflinch- 
ingly and  repeated  his  story  in  de- 
tail. The  council  listened  atten- 
tively, prepared  to  be  skeptical. 

“Could  you  describe  this  ma- 
chine?", the  mayor  asked.  He  was 
old  and  arthritic  and  often  queru- 

FALLEN  SPACEMAN 


lous,  but  his  fancy  had  been  cap- 
tured by  this  loafer’s  confession. 
“In  detail,  if  you  can." 

“Well,  it  was  shaped  like  a man, 
only  much  bigger."  Jarvis  made  an 
awkward  diagram  with  his  hands, 
a gesture  that  was  meant  to  imply 
gigantic  dimensions.  “It  had  two 
arms  and  two  legs  and  a monstrous 
head  that — " 

The  mayor  swung  around  in  his 
chair  and  conferred  with  his  coun- 
cilmen.  An  air  of  portentous 
gravity  descended  upon  the  dark- 
paneled  room;  Jarvis  waited 
nervously  for  a decision.  From  the 
expressions  of  grave  concern  he 
could  detect  on  the  faces  of  the 
council,  it  seemed  that  they  were 
prepared  to  accept  his  story  at 
face  value. 

“Wait  outside,  please,  Jarvis," 
the  mayor  requested.  “We  will  join 
you  in  a moment  and  then  you  will 
take  us  to  your  discovery,  so  that 
we  may  all  see  this  creature  at 
close  range." 

Jarvis  bowed  respectfully  and 
went  back  outside  to  where  a great 
number  of  townspeople  had 
already  assembled  around  the 
humble  civic  center. 

Mayor  Dunstable  led  his  coun- 
cilmen  deep  into  the  ancient  cel- 
lars of  the  town  hall.  They  paused 
outside  a stout  wooden  door, 
crossed  themselves  three  times, 
then  held  their  positions  while  the 
mayor  rose  and  unlatched  the 
heavy  wooden  bar  of  the  door 

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and  slipped  softly  inside.  Once  he 
had  disappeared  and  the  door  had 
been  discreetly  closed  behind 
him,  the  councilmen  sat  cross-leg- 
ged and  assumed  a posture  of  silent 
meditation. 

It  was  dark  inside  the  Shrine. 
The  only  light  came  from  a soli- 
tary flame  set  in  an  ornate  silver 
chalice  upon  the  altar.  The  mayor 
kneeled  just  inside  the  threshold 
and  offered  up  a few  precious  mo- 
ments of  his  lifetime  in  respectful 
meditation.  The  appropriate  ritual 
completed,  he  rose  and  walked 
boldly  towards  the  altar. 

A half  a dozen  steps  closed  the 
distance.  The  Shrine  was  small 
and  had  never  been  intended  to 
accommodate  more  than  one  man, 
and  he  the  supreme  arbiter  of  the 
township. 

Dunstable  ascended  the  three 
short  steps  leading  up  to  the  altar 
and  reached  out  for  the  deep  glass 
case  that  rested  immediately  in 
front  of  the  chalice.  Underneath 
the  dusty  lid  the  faded  face  of  the 
Handbook  was  kept  securely 
locked  away  from  prying  eyes. 
Dunstable  ran  his  arthritic  fingers 
along  one  side  of  the  case  until  the 
personality-keyed  lock  snapped 
open  the  glass  lid.  He  sighed, 
whispered  some  appropriate 
words  of  thanks  and  raised  the  lid. 
The  Handbook  was  exposed  and 
his  hands  shook  as  he  reached  for 
it. 

He  handled  the  ancient  volume 


with  reverence.  In  all  his  long 
period  of  office  he  had  only  had 
occasion  to  consult  the  holy  tome 
thrice  before.  The  book  held  all  his 
people's  past  and  all  their  fu- 
ture— but  its  wisdom  had  to  be 
used  sparingly  and  only  when  all 
other  knowledge  failed  or  it  would 
turn  to  poison.  Its  random  and  un- 
restricted use  on  other  planets — in- 
cluding the  place  of  human 
origins — had  destroyed  men’s 
minds  and  turned  them  against  one 
another. 

BREATHING  heavily,  Dun- 
stable consulted  the  index,  turn- 
ing the  heavy  textured  pages  of  the 
Handbook  with  loving  care.  It 
was  so  quiet  in  the  Shrine  that  the 
sound  of  his  own  excited  breathing 
seemed  monstrously  loud  and  out 
of  all  proportion. 

He  studied  the  relevant  pas- 
sages of  the  text  for  some  time, 
reading  slowly  in  order  to  impress 
each  vital  piece  of  information 
upon  his  no  longer  agile  memory. 
Sometimes  he  nodded  sagaciously 
to  himself  or  smiled  at  some 
particularly  enlightening  snippet 
of  information — on  other  oc- 
casions his  eyes  widened  mo- 
mentarily 'in  shock  and  surprise. 
The  Handbook  held  many 
dazzling  secrets  that  were  not 
destined  for  the  simple  minds  of 
this  world. 

When  he  had  satisfied  his 
curiosity  he  reverently  closed  the 

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book  and  relocked  the  glass  lid. 
He  bowed  and  crossed  himself 
three  times  to  give  himself  time  to 
erase  irrelevancies  from  his  mind, 
whispered  a short  word  of  prayer 
for  the  fallen  spaceman  and  then 
went  outside  to  rejoin  his  council- 
men. 

He  summoned  them  from  their 
meditations  briskly:  “Very  well, 
gentlemen,  now  we  may  proceed." 

Jarvis  led  the  way.  He  took  them 
by  way  of  the  river  road,  the 
councilmen  breathing  heavily 
from  the  unaccustomed  exertion. 
A small  army  of  inquisitive  towns- 
people followed  at  a respectful 
distance.  News  of  Jarvis’  dis- 
covery had  traveled  fast. 

The  machine  had  not  moved 
from  where  Jarvis  had  found  it.  It 
lay  at  the  bottom  of  the  ragged 
shaft  in  the  trees  and  faced  them 
with  its  lifeless  eye. 

The  mayor  drew  in  his  breath 
sharply.  He  murmured  the  ap- 
propriate words  prescribed  by  the 
Handbook  and  crossed  himself 
three  times.  His  councilmen  stood 
silent  and  watchful.  Behind  them, 
clustered  in  small  groups  among 
the  trees,  the  hundred  or  more 
curious  onlookers  kept  a cautious 
distance  and  did  not  need  to  be 
dissuaded  from  coming  any  closer. 
The  spaceman  made  no  response 
to  the  mayor’s  greeting. 

“You  see,"  Jarvis  said,  “it 
doesn’t  move.  Perhaps  it  can't 
move.’’ 


The  mayor  nodded.  “Very 
likely.’’  He  moved  closer  and 
walked  a careful  circuit  around 
the  massive  creature,  drawing 
upon  his  recent  reserves  of  mem- 
ory of  the  Handbook  to  help  him 
identify  the  exact  nature  of  the  fal- 
len object. 

"It  is  a spaceman,  isn’t  it?’’  Jar- 
vis asked. 

Dunstable  waited  until  he  had 
completed  his  study  of  the  object 
before  he  commented.  He  looked 
up  through  the  great,  broken  shaft 
in  the  forest  towards  the  sunlit 
sky. 

"It  is,  Jarvis,’’  he  agreed 

There  was  no  point  in  denying 
what  was  self-evident.  He  had 
stepped  close  and  looked  through 
the  dusty  faceplate  and  had  seen 
the  pale  white  face  that  Jarvis  had 
spoken  of.  The  eyes  had  been 
momentarily  closed,  but  the 
identity  of  the  creature  had  been 
unmistakable. 

By  now  the  other  councilmen 
had  crowded  close.  "My  friends," 
Dunstable  informed  them,  "Jarvis 
had  indeed  discovered  one  of  the 
space  people.  How  he  came  here 
we  do  not  know.  He  has  fallen 
from  the  sky  and  it  has  been  our 
privilege  to  find  him.  Aet  us 
pray— " 

With  one  accord  all  bowed  their 
heads  while  the  mayor  intoned 
words  from  the  Handbook  whose 
meaning  he  himself  did  not  fully 
understand,  though  they  should 

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FALLEN  SPACEMAN 


have  evoked  a response  from  the 
object  on  the  ground. 

But  the  spaceman  did  not  move 
and  Dunstable  began  to  wonder  if 
the  visitor  from  the  skies  were  alive 
or  if  the  terrible  fall  had  killed  him. 

His  prayer  completed,  the  mayor 
lifted  his  head  with  a slight  sug- 
gestion of  impatience.  Around 
him  the  woods  were  alive  with 
peering,  frightened  faces.  He 
motioned  them  to  come  closer  so 
that  they  might  hear  what  he  had  to 
say, 

“My  good  friends,  this  is  indeed 
a wondrous  day  for  us.  This — this 
machine  you  see  here  is  what  is 
known  as  a ‘space  suit/  It  is  meant 
to  protect  the  space  people  from  all 
sorts  of  dangers — remember,  their 
empire  is  vast  and  beyond  our 
comprehension;  it  accommodates 
many  thousands  of  worlds  like  ours 
and  many  more  where  environ- 
ments are  hostile  and  dangerous. 
They  must  protect  themselves 
from  inhospitable  climates  and 
even  airlessness — and  they  have 
evolved  these  miraculous  uniforms 
in  order  to  move  without  diffi- 
culty from  world  to  world/' 

While  he  spoke  he  moved  closer 
to  the  fallen  spaceman  and 
indicated  certain  aspects  of  the 
massive  space  armor.  “As  you  see, 
this  suit  is  many  times  larger  than 
the  man  inside,  yet  these  great 
metal  limbs  respond  effortlessly  to 
his  movements  and  endow  him 
with  the  ability  to  perform 


prodigious  feats  that  would  other- 
wise be  beyond  his  capabilities.  In 
a sense  the  machine  is  alive  and 
ordinarily  should  respond  to — " 

“But  how  did  he  get  here?" 
someone  interrupted.  It  was  a cry 
from  among  the  many  faces 
pressing  closer  through  the  trees. 

Dunstable  hesitated.  “We  can't 
be  sure.  Perhaps  he  was  working 
somewhere  in  the  sky."  He 
gestured  overhead. 

“And  he  fell  from  thereV' 
Another  incredulous  voice. 

Dunstable  frowned.  Just  how 
much  information  might  he 
safely — and  with  good  intentions 
— divulge?  The  Handbook  left 
much  to  his  judgment.  He  knew 
from  it  that  mighty  ships  moved 
between  distant  worlds  and  that 
some  day — in  an  unimaginable 
distant  future — the  descendants 
of  his  people  would  evolve  suffi- 
ciently in  knowledge  to  lay  claim 
to  a similar  heritage.  It  seemed 
quite  likely  that  one  of  these  won- 
drous sky  chariots  might  have 
been  passing  nearby  when  the 
spaceman  fell.  Dunstable  had  used 
the  prescribed  words  to  arouse  the 
visitor,  but  perhaps  there  was  a 
limit  to  what  he  could  tell  his  peo- 
ple. The  words,  of  course,  hadn't 
worked. 

“He  fell  — and  that  is  all  we 
know,"  he  replied. 

“But  is  he  alive?''  another  asked. 

The  mayor  raised  both  hands  in 
a gesture  for  silence.  “That  we 

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must  now  ascertain/'  He  nodded 
towards  Jarvis.  “Perhaps  you 
found  him  for  a reason.  He  may 
respond  to  you.  Take  a closer  look, 
will  you?" 

Jarvis  grinned.  He  basked  in  his 
new  importance.  He  strode  con- 
fidently to  the  machine  and  leaned 
over  so  that  he  was  peering  closely 
into  the  faceplate.  A few  of  the 
councilmen  followed  to  looked 
cautiously  over  his  shoulder. 

It  was  some  time  before  Jarvis 
realized  that  the  creature's  eyes 
were  open  and  that  he  was  staring 
out  at  them — and  not  quite  seeing 
them.  Something  unseen  seemed 
to  have  passed  between  them. 

Jarvis  jerked  back  in  surprise. 
The  councilmen  quickly  got  out  of 
the  way.  They  looked  discon- 
certed. 

“He  is  awake,"  Jarvis  reported. 
“But  he  does  not  seem  to  see  us." 

The  mayor  stepped  forward  and 
corroborated  Jarvis'  observation. 
And  as  he  looked  down  and  deeply 
into  the  pale,  blank  eyes  of  the 
spaceman  he  felt  an  unpleasant 
chill  shake  his  body.  He  remained 
hunched  forward  and  staring  for 
some  time,  then  stood  aside  and 
motioned  his  fellow  Councilmen 
to  step  forward  so  that  they  might 
each,  in  turn,  look  with  reverence 
upon  the  unfortunate  creature.  If 
the  spaceman  was  conscious  of 
this  solemn  parade  of  faces  in  front 
of  him  then  he  made  no  move  to 
acknowledge  what  he  saw. 

FALLEN  SPACEMAN 


We  must  work  quickly , Dun- 
stable realized,  or  it  may  be  too 
late  to  help  him  ... 

He  summoned  one  of  the  near- 
by villagers — an  adventurous  lad  of 
early  years — and  sent  him  back  to 
the  village  for  the  town  physician 
and  blacksmith.  The  blacksmith 
was  to  bring  his  strongest  and  most 
reliable  tools  and  the  physician  to 
arrange  for  a pallet  to  be  brought, 
so  that  the  spaceman  might  be 
gently  transported  to  a place  of 
seclusion  and  rest — if  he  could  be 
rescued  from  the  gigantic  space- 
suit  that  could  soon  become  a cof- 
fin. 

While  he  waited  anxiously  he 
supervised  the  curious  villagers 
into  a long,  slow-moving  column 
that  filed  cautiously  past  the 
gigantic  metal  head  and  looked 
furtively  in  through  the  dusty  face- 
plate at  the  pale,  unsmiling  face  of 
the  spaceman. 

MATTARO  was  conscious — in 
a vague  sort  of  half-life — of 
the  strange  faces  peering  down  at 
him.  They  were  like  dreadful  fig- 
ures in  a dream;  the  faces  all 
screwed  up  with  time,  skins 
scorched  a dark,  unpleasant  color 
by  the  naked  radiation  of  their  sun 
—he  could  not  find  it  in  him  to  ac- 
cept them  as  human  beings. 

Mother , my  mind  is  on  fire  . . . 
His  body  was  covered  by  a dense 
film  of  sweat.  Drops  of  it  had 
formed  above  his  eyes  and  splashed 

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down,  making  it  difficult  for  him 
to  see.  His  breathing  was  shallow 
and  irregular;  his  mouth  was  dry 
and  his  limbs  burned  with  some 
strange  internal  fusion  he  could  not 
understand. 

Mother , am  I dying? 

His  time  was  running  out — had 
run  out.  He  was  breathing  alien 
air — deadly,  unfiltered — and  it 
was  having  a terrifying  effect 
upon  his  sterile  metabolism.  A 
hundred  unseen  bacteria  had 
already  invaded  his  bloodstream 
and  each  minute  added  more.  In  no 
time  at  all  he  would  be  reduced  to  a 
sick  and  festering  hospital 
case — unless  they,  those  people 
outside  whom  he  loathed,  some- 
how got  him  out  of  here  anchplaced 
him  in  some  sort  of  rigid 
quarantine  and  purged  his  weaken- 
ed body  of  the  microscopic  in- 
vaders. But  what  standard  of 
medicine  could  he  expect  from  such 
people? 

Probably  little  better  than  primi- 
tive herbalism,  he  thought,  and 
wondered  why  his  burning  mind 
did  not  react  more  fearfully  to  this 
supposition.  Perhaps  he  was 
rapidly  losing  the  capacity  to  care, 

Time  passed  and  the  strange 
faces  no  longer  paraded  past  his 
faceplate.  Only  occasionally  did 
one  Or  two — with  which  he  had  be- 
come familiar — press  forward, 
perhaps  to  monitor  his  rapid 
deterioration.  Why  don't  they  do 
something? 


Instead  of  just  watching  him  and 
haunting  him  with  their  archaic  in- 
competence. 

Help  me,  his  mind  cried  out. 
Cant  you  see  I need  help?  I'm 
dying,  don't  you  see  that?  Can't 
you  see  that? 

And  for  himself  alone:  Mother, 
am  I really? 

Had  he  survived  his  desertion 
and  his  incredible  descent  only  to 
have  what  was  left  of  him  burned 
alive  by  these  terrible  alien 
bacteria?  Was  there  no  way  for  him 
to  . . . 

He  could  feel  his  mind  slipping 
away,  his  conscious  thoughts  dis- 
integrating; the  possibility  of  logi- 
cal, sequential  thought  became 
lost  to  him.  His  hands  ceased  their 
occasional  fumbling  with  the  dead 
controls  and  he  slumped  back  in- 
to the  fiery  well  that  was  his  world. 
He  closed  his  eyes  and  fell  into  a 
deep  sleep,  surrounded  by  the  fires 
and  fury  of  a hell  that  had  only  pre- 
viously existed  in  the  unplumbed 
depths  of  his  racial  memory. 

BLEEKER,  the  blacksmith,  eyed 
the  space  suit  doubtfully.  “I 
haven’t  any  tools  that  can  open 
that  thing,”  he  announced.  “Just 
take  a close  look  at  the  metal.  I’ve 
never  seen  anything  like  it.” 

“What  about  the  faceplate?”  the 
mayor  asked.  He  had  become 
agitated;  their  time  was  running 
out.  “Could  we — ” 

“Not  unless  you  want  to  mash 

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him  about  and  kill  him.  The  stuffs 
too  tough  to  cut — or  for  a couple  of 
taps  to  crack  it  open." 

"There’s  some  sort  of  opening 
around  the  back,"  Jarvis  said. 
"I’ve  been  looking  real  close  and  it 
seems  to  me  that  there’s  some  sort 
of  hatchway  there.  It’s  opened 
slightly.’’ 

The  blacksmith  walked  around 
to  the  other  side  of  the  suit  and 
hunkered  down  in  the  dirt  so  that 
he  could  inspect  the  narrow  open- 
ing the  old  man  indicated.  It  was  a 
narrow  crack  about  three  and  a 
half  feet  long  and  it  did  indeed  look 
like  part  of  a hatchway.  But  the 
rest  of  it  merged  so  smoothly  with 
the  gigantic  carapace  that  it  was 
difficult  to  gauge  its  shape. 

"Well,  what  do  you  say?" 
Dunstable  asked.  "Can  you  lever 
that  open?’’ 

The  blacksmith  pursed  his  heavy 
lips  and  scowled.  ""Wouldn't  like  to 
say.  But  I’ll  give  it  a go."  He  stood 
up,  spat  on  his  hands  and  rubbed 
them  together.  ‘‘Get  as  many 
strong  lads  as  you  can  find — we’ll 
be  needing  them.  If  we  take  it  in 
shifts  then  we  just  might  budge  it. 
But  it’ll  take  strength  if  I’m  to 
judge  from  the  workmanship  of 
this  thing.’’ 

The  mayor  leaned  closer  and, 
out  of  sight  of  the  rest  of  the  towns- 
people, breathed  a confidence: 
‘‘We  have  to  get  him  out,  you 
understand.  Our  air  is  dangerous 
to  his  lungs;  it  could  very  well  kill 

FALLEN  SPACEMAN 


him.  And  if  we  don’t  get  him  to  the 
physician  in  time — ’’ 

The  blacksmith  nodded.  "Well, 
no  use  standing  here.  Let’s  get,  on 
with  it . . 

He  walked  back  to  where  he  had 
deposited  an  assortment  of  his 
tools  on  the  bare  ground.  He 
selected  a long  crowbar  and 
gestured  to  one  of  the  young  men 
who  had  assigned  themselves  to 
his  direction.  "I  have  several  more 
of  these  in  my  barn.  Go  fetch 
them — as  fast  as  you  can.  We’ll 
have  need  of  them.’’ 

The  youth— and  one  other- 
hastened  away. 

Bleeker  gripped  the  crowbar  in 
his  hands  and  moved  back  behind 
the  gigantic  space  suit.  He  found 
the  narrow  aperture  of  the  hatch- 
way and  worked  the  sharp  point  of 
the  instrument  an  inch  or  so  into 
the  crevice.  He  leaned  with  all  his 
weight  upon  the  other  end  but  the 
hatchway — if  that  was  what  it 
was — refused  to  budge. 

‘‘Some  help  here,  lads,"  he 
called  out. 

And  they  rushed  forward  to  par- 
take of  this  unaccustomed  ritual. 


MATTARO  felt  and  heard  the 
blows  and  curses  and  the 
hammering  at  his  back,  but  he  did 
not  mind.  Half  in  and  half  out  of 
this  grotesque  world,  with  his  mind 
on  fire  and  his  body  weeping  a 
rank,  offensive  fluid  from  every 

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pore,  he  found  time  to  dream  in  his 
fiery  hell. 

Through  the  flames  he  could  see 
the  great  ships  he  had  traveled  with 
and  the  marvelous  worlds  his  peo- 
ple had  made  for  themselves  be- 
tween the  stars,  like  delicate 
crystaline  webs  spun  across  the 
eternal  night.  His  skin  tingled  with 
affectionate  memory  of  the 
warmth  beamed  down  by  the  tiny 
suns  they  had  kindled  to  illumi- 
nate his  world. 

Mother , why  hast  thou  forsaken 
me? 

Accidentally.  She  did  not  know. 

You  should  have  known , Moth- 
er. Dont  you  see?  My  mind  is  on 
fire.  Vm  burning  up,  one  small  cell 
at  a time... 

He  saw  his  home  world  moving 
through  space,  felt  the  benign 
gravitation  beneath  his  feet  and 
basked  in  the  emancipation  of  his 
people.  He  was  space-born  and 
had  never  known  the  feel  of  a 
planet  underneath  his  feet  or  the 
burden  of  an  unvarying  gravity. 
His  environment  had  been 
efficaciously  controlled  and  he 
had  never  been  exposed  to  the 
remorseless  ravages  of  time  and  of 
the  seasons  that  had  made  the 
faces  of  the  colonists  so  gaunt  and 
their  lifetimes  so  short.  And  now 
he  had  fallen  from  this  state  of 
grace. 

In  his  burning  mind  he  saw  his 
world  turn  and  move  toward  him. 
Attendant  suns  flickered  and  died; 


the  dark  heavens  disappeared  and 
his  world  shimmered  and  opaqued 
as  it  moved  from  one  realm  of 
space  into  another  so  that  it  might 
cross  light-years  in  an  instant. 
Mother,  are  you  coming  for  me? 
Mother? 

It  was  getting  darker  outside. 
Had  the  sky  become  dull  as  it  pre- 
pared this  world  for  dusk  or  had  his 
eyesight  betrayed  him? 

Mattaro  was  afraid. 

IT  TOOK  them  nearly  two  hours 
to  open  the  stubborn  hatchway. 
Two  hours  of  sweating  and  cursing 
and  sheer  exhaustion.  The  black- 
smith remained  doggedly  in  com- 
mand, seeing  his  youthful  helpers 
come  and  go,  applying  their 
determined  strength  to  the  crow- 
bars and  then  despairing— and 
each  time  moving  the  doorway  a 
few  millimeters  more. 

Finally  it  was  wide  enough  for 
them  to  perceive  the  man  inside 
and  for  them  to  reach  in  and  grasp 
his  shoulders.  The  spaceman  did 
not  stir:  his  mind — and  his 
strength — seemed  to  have  failed 
him. 

They  eased  him  from  the  pro- 
tective webbing  as  gently  as  they 
could  and  carefully  lowered  him  to 
a pallet. 

The  villagers  stood  back  in  awe. 
He  seemed  so  pale  and  fragile  with- 
out his  fantastic  carapace,  like  a 
chrysalis  ripped  before  its  time 
from  its  cocoon;  but  even  then  his 


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body  seemed  to  radiate  a supernal 
quality  that  was  quite  overpower- 
ing. 

Some  fell  to  their  knees  and 
prayed.  Women  wept  and  small 
children  hugged  their  mothers' 
skirts  and  looked  out  upon  the 
creature  with  one  eye  closed.  A 
mornful  chant  went  up  from  a 
group  composed  of  older  women; 
the  dirge  was  caught  up  by  the  rest 
of  the  villagers  and  intoned  with  a 
deep  sense  of  forboding. 

The  town  physician  bent  over  the 
wasted  spaceman.  He  rolled  back 
each  eyelid  in  turn  with  his  thumb 
and  clucked  disapprovingly.  He 
rose,  crossed  himself  and  directed 
the  two  men  he  had  assigned  as 
carriers  to  hasten  about  their 
business. 

“Take  him  to  my  surgery,"  he 
directed.  “Quickly." 

The  two  men  trotted  off.  A path 
opened  for  them  between  the  awe- 
struck villagers.  The  mayor  and  his 
councilmen  hurried  after  the  litter 
as  best  as  they  could.  The  physi- 
cian, a few  years  their  junior,  set  a 
cracking  pace  they  found  difficult 
to  emulate.  Jarvis  hurried  after 
them,  a look  of  deep  concern  on 
his  wizened  face. 

After  a short  pause,  during 
which  the  doleful  chant  fragmented 
and  died,  the  villagers  moved  after 
the  outre  procession,  like  tufts  of 
weed  sucked  into  a vacuum  left  by 
a passing  wind. 

The  blacksmith  Carefully  packed 


up  his  tools,  then  made  his  way 
slowly  back  to  the  township. 

MATTARO  was  conscious  of 
the  journey  by  litter  only  as 
an  even,  jogging  rhythm,  occasion- 
ally broken.  His  mind  had  ceased 
to  function  in  the  external  world. 
His  body  was  on  fire  from  head  to 
toe  and  he  was  not  responsible  for 
the  parade  of  images  that  danced 
through  the  brightlands  of  his 
fiery  thoughts. 

They  placed  him  in  the  physi- 
cian’s surgery,  in  a warm  bed  that 
had  been  quickly  installed  for  the 
occasion.  They  closed  and  barred 
all  the  windows  and  lit  a great  fire 
in  the  hearth,  hoping  that  these 
humble  precautions  would  keep 
out  the  deadly  bacteria  and  help  to 
warm  the  spaceman's  cold  body. 
But  he  was  aware  of  none  of  these 
thoughtful  ministrations. 

The  physician  readied  a seda- 
tive and  poured  a little  of  it  into 
the  spaceman's  mouth.  The  poor 
creature  seemed  to  have  lost  the 
ability  to  move  his  lips  and  his 
tongue,  so  the  remainder  of  the 
dense  liquid  spilled  down  onto  the 
bedclothes.  But  enough  found  its 
way  down  his  tortured  throat  to 
prove  effective. 

He  quickly  fell  asleep.  His 
breathing  became  more  regular 
and  his  degree  of  perspiration 
slackened.  A nightwatch  was  kept 
by  his  bedside  and  they  hoped  that 
his  strange  fever  would  abate.  But 


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when  morning  came  they  found 
him  delirious  and  they  were  un- 
able to  reach  him. 

OTRANGE  dreams  haunted 
^Mattaro’s  dying.  He  saw  times 
and  places  and  creatures  he  could 
never  have  imagined,  let  alone  have 
remembered.  But  a part  of  him 
that  had  not  yet  been  touched  by 
the  deadly  fire  did  remember. 

Sometimes  he  seemed  to  stand 
naked  on  a rock-strewn  landscape 
while  a savage  wind  drove  a 
scouring  rain  against  his  bare, 
shivering  flesh.  Another  time  he 
huddled  in  a cave,  his  body 
wrapped  in  foul-smelling  skins, 
and  watched  the  flickering  fire- 
light in  front  of  him  weave  eerie 
patterns  on  the  walls — walls  upon 
which  were  carved  unimaginable 
things.  And  outside  the  hungry 
howls  of  carniverous  animals 
savaged  the  night. 

He  saw  suns  from  an  angle  he 
had  never  before  known:  high  over- 
head in  a sky  of  dazzling  blue  and 
ochre.  He  felt  his  feet  sink  into  the 
rich,  dark  soil  of  a hundred 
different  worlds.  His  dying  mind 
became  a riot  of  landscapes  he 
had  never  seen,  people  he  had 
never  known  and  worlds  he  would 
never  have  thought  possible.  And 
still  he  did  not  understand. 

He  was  pithecanthropus,  homo 
sapiens,  Jupiter  and  Zeus;  Alexan- 
der and  Plato,  Aristophanes  and 
Icarus;  he  was  Christ  and  Mo- 


hammed, Freud  and  Jung,  Colum- 
bus and  Armstrong;  Montgomery, 
Napoleon — and  Hitler.  He  was  ev- 
erything and  everybody  who  had 
ever  lived. 

There:  in  the  bottommost  rag- 
bag of  all,  the  racial  memory  that 
had  slumbered  untapped  until  the 
Pandora’s  box  of  this  world  had 
opened  and  swallowed  him  up. 

Now  he  remembered.  In  odd, 
distorted  fragments,  all  that  his 
people  had  ever  been  and  ever 
hoped  to  be.  It  was  all  there,  had 
always  been  there,  but  con- 
sciously inviolate  until  now.  Un- 
til this  dreadful  dying  had  been 
visited  upon  him. 

His  own  world  seemed  very  far 
away,  almost  a superimposed 
memory— and  nothing  more.  The 
fires  had  eaten  most  of  it  away; 
only  a few  tattered  remnants  clung 
to  his  disintegrated  thoughts. 

His  would-be  rescuers  watched 
over  him,  bathed  his  body  and  did 
what  they  could  to  ease  his  pain. 
But  there  was  a limit  to  what  their 
primitive  medicine  could  accom- 
plish and  even  the  reluctant  phy- 
sician finally  had  to  admit  that 
his  survival  was  in  the  hands  of 
the  gods. 

By  which  he  meant  the  space 
people. 

In  the  morning  the  sun  rose  and 
shone  brightly  through  the  open 
window  at  the  foot  of  his  bed.  They 
saw  no  reason  to  maintain  the 
useless  facade  of  protection  any 


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longer  and  they  thought  he  would 
appreciate  the  sunlight. 

Something  seemed  to  happen. 
He  opened  his  eyes  and  looked  out 
upon  the  wonder  of  this  fresh 
young  world  and  for  the  first  time 
since  they  had  rescued  him  a small 
measure  of  insanity  and  recogni- 
tion crept  into  his  eyes. 

But  his  brain  still  burned  and  the 
pain  was  terminal.  Something 
beautiful  seemed  to  come  across 
the  sweeping  grasslands  and  over 
the  river  and  down  toward  the 
house  where  he  had  slumbered. 

Something  gigantic  and  hopeful, 
a great  gull-winged  world,  dazzling 
in  the  light  of  its  twin  attendant 
suns.  It  grew  until  it  filled  his  mind 
and  blotted  out  the  terrifying 
ancient  landscapes. 

For  a moment  he  strugged  and 
sat  up,  leaning  heavily  on  one  weak 
elbow.  His  other  hand  stretched 
out  toward  the  open  window  and 
a wild,  glazed  look  leaped  into  his 
eyes. 

“Mother!”  he  cried. 

But  the  shimmering,  golden 
world  turned  suddenly  away.  The 
tiny  suns  winked  out  and  the  daz- 
zling silhouette  of  his  home  pre- 
sented her  stern  to  him,  like  a 
ghostly  galleon  passing  by  a 
drifting,  abandoned  seaman.  For 
perhaps  several  seconds  he  re- 
mained rigid  in  that  posture,  his 
eyes  fastened  upon  some  deep  in- 
ternal vision,  and  then  he  slumped 
back. 


“Mother — ” he  whispered. 

He  closed  his  eyes  and  saw  no 
more  and  several  hours  later  he 
was  dead. 


THE  funeral  was  held  the  fol- 
lowing day.  The  whole  town 
turned  out  for  the  occasion,  each 
person  bearing  mind  what  he  and 
she  would  relate  to  their  children 
and  their  children’s  children — how 
the  town  had  witnessed  the  fall  of  a 
spaceman  and  attended  his  magni- 
ficent funeral. 

They  made  his  grave  a short  dis- 
tance from  the  town,  atop  a small 
rise  where  the  first  rays  of  the 
morning  sun  would  warm  his  cold 
ghost,  and  they  declared  it  to  be  a 
holy  place  where  pilgrims  might 
draw  spiritual  sustenence.  Every 
day  thereafter  two  small  children 
visited  the  grave  and  placed  small 
floral  tributes  to  the  departed 
spaceman,  and  two  small  trees 
were  planted  so  that  they  might  be 
nourished  by  the  holy  soil;  and  the 
fruit  they  eventually  bore  was 
known  as  holy  thereafter  and  was 
partaken  of  on  the  one  day  of  the 
year  when  the  town  com- 
memorated the  fall  of  the  space- 
man. 

And  so  the  spaceman  vanished 
into  legend.  The  two  small  trees 
took  strong  root  and  flourished 
over  his  grave  and  their  fine  silver 
branches  grew  and  yearned  to- 
wards the  distant  sky.  • 


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Dear  Mr.  Jakobsson: 

As  a geneticist , I have  followed 
with  interest  your  editorials  in  Gal- 
axy and  If  on  “ skintelligence ” and 
heartily  support  your  position.  I 
find  it  difficult  to  reconcile  the  at- 
titudes you  express  in  your  editor- 
ials with  the  use  of  phrases  such  as 
“ that's  white  of  you ” and  “ indian 
giver  ’ wA/cA  appear  in  Laumers ’ 
jfory  in  the  last  issue  of  If. 

/ /<?e/  fAa/  ay  editor  you  bear  re- 
sponsibility for  seeing  to  it  that 
careless  use  of  phrases  derogatory 
to  certain  groups  of  people  does 
not  occur  within  your  magazines . I 
recognize  the  possibility  that  it 
might  be  “ in  character  ’ for  cer- 
tain story  people  to  speak  this  way, 
but  I think  that  the  literary  use  of 
such  expressions  must  be  ex- 
ceedingly carefully  scrutinized.  In 
the  story  in  question  I do  not  feel 
that  there  was  any  justification  for 
such  chauvinistic  terms.  * 

With  reference  to  Coney's  story  in 
the  same  issue,  / should  like  to  call 
to  your  attention  that  geneticists 
have  dropped  the  terms  “ mongol ” 
and  “ mongoloid ” nearly  a decade 
ago  as  objectionable  in  their  racial 
implications.  " Downs  Syndrome " 


is  the  presently  accepted  terminol- 
ogy, named  after  the  man  who 
first  described  the  condition. 

One  of  the  few  advantages  of  my 
participation  in  the  present  wave  of 
professional  unemployment  is  that 
I have  time  to  write  letters.  Who 
knows,  / might  even  start  writing 
science  fiction  . . . 

Selina  Bendix,  Ph.D. 

Berkeley,  Cal. 

I give  myself  full  freedom  to  say 
what  I feel  compelled  to  say  in  the 
space  I allot  myself  in  these  mag- 
azines and  sign  with  the  label  of  my 
true  descent  and  natural  heritage. 
And  of  course  there’s  always  the 
hope  that  minds  will  meet. 

But  I don’t  give  myself  the  same 
liberties  under  other  people’s  by- 
lines in  the  rest  of  the  magazine  or 
magazines,  whose  primary  func- 
tions I see  as  serving  a highly  ar- 
ticulate and  intelligent,  specialized 
readership.  Theoretically — though 
the  theory  has  yet  to  be  tested — I 
should  be  able  to  publish  a piece  of 
fiction  diametrically  opposed  to 
my  views,  provided  it  were  true  to 
its  art  and  genre.  And  were  not  a 
lie. 

But  I agree  with  your  goals,  Dr. 
Bendix,  and  am  delighted  on  these 
pages  to  pass  your  comments  on  to 
readers  and  authors.  Though  I feel 
that  you  may  have  misread 
Laumer,  whose  use  of  the  cliches  of 
Earth  colonialism  in  the  Retief 
series  is  a consistent,  satiric  and 


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quiet  swearing  at  that  colonialism. 
And  let’s  get  “Down’s  Syndrome” 
accepted  by  the  dictionary  pub- 
lishers. 

Dear  Mr.  Jakobsson : 

I think  there  can  be  a “ working 
definition " of  science  fiction,  and  it 
could  be:  A story  using  some  or  all 
of  (l)  science,  (2)  imaginative 
theoretical  science,  (3)  fanciful  po- 
etic license,  treating  of  some  as- 
pect of  life  in  the  real  and  I or  imag- 
inary universe,  past,  present,  and / 
or  future;  the  proportion  of  these 
determining  whether  the  story  is 
realistic,  speculative  or  fanciful. 

This  can  be  reduced  to  a logical  set 
of  symbols  that  are  too  funda- 
mental to  be  further  reduced:  +s 

S 

-s 

Even  when  there  is  very  little  or  no 
science  in  science  fiction  we  in- 
stinctively use  science  (or  our 
knowledge  of  it)  as  measure,  and 
some  fantasy  seems  to  suggest 
another  science  that  springs  from  a 
hidden  aspect  of  reality;  so,  even 
with  the  supernatural,  can  one  get 
away  from  the  science  (or  lack  of 
it)  in  science  fiction  and  fantasy? 

Henry  Bitman 
Azusa,  Cal. 

Dear  Mr.  Jakobsson: 

First  of  all  I want  to  thank  you  for 
the  reply  I received  from  you.  I see 
what  a writer  meant  when  he  men- 
tioned that  personal  touch  a cou- 
ple months  ago. 


I just  finished  reading  Fear  No  Evil 
and  Whipping  Star  the  other  day.  I 
know  that  the  one  is  over  a year 
old,  but  to  tell  the  truth  this  is  the 
first  time  I've  had  a chance  to  sit 
down  and  read  the  whole  thing. 
I've  got  some  issues  back  in  I960 
I'm  still  promising  myself  I'll  read 
when  I get  a chance. 

Tm  happy  to  see  that  Galaxy  is 
back  on  a monthly  schedule — the 
only  thing  is  that  with  the  very  poor 
distribution  in  this  city,  that  means 
I have  to  be  on  the  lookout  twice  as 
often.  Can  you  tell  me  why  If  gets 
better  distribution? 

But  back  to  the  two  novels;  I think 
I was  sidetracked.  I don’t  know 
why,  but  in  recent  months  I ve  had 
the  feeling  that  every  author  has 
been  rushed  to  conclude  his  work, 
not  only  in  your  magazines  but 
others,  too.  Maybe  Tm  being  too 
critical  with  this,  but  Heinleins 
ending  had  the  feeling  of  being 
tacked  on  and  Herbert's  had  a feel- 
ing of  deus  ex  machina.  What  the 
novel  Dune  Messiah  had  I wont 
even  say — except  to  tell  you  I was 
quite  disappointed. 

However,  weak  Heinlein,  Herbert, 
or  even  T.  J.  Bass’s  little  tidbits  are 
better  than  a lot  of  the  utter  crud 
being  marketed  in  paperback  for- 
mat these  days.  At  least  these  au- 
thors know  how  to  write. 

Maybe  the  only  way  out  is  for  me 
to  attempt  to  submit  something  to 
you,  at  least  then  I’d  have  the  right 
to  complain.  There's  only  one 
problem,  I don't  know  if  the  world 


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175 


is  yet  ready  for  me — or  I for  it. 

John  Beck 
Youngstown , Ohio 

Dear  Mr.  Jakobsson: 

Thank  you  very  much  for  printing 
my  letter  that  requested  help  in 
forming  a science  fiction  group  in 
Calgary. 

A member  of  the  British  Columbia 
SF  Society  saw  the  letter,  looked 
my  name  up  in  the  phone  direc- 
tory, and  gave  me  a call.  He  gave 
me  addresses  of  peoply  who  would 
offer  suggestions  on  how  to  form  a 
group.  All  in  all  I contacted  over  20 
but  the  important  thing  was  the 
appearance  of  the  letter  in  If. 
Your  assistance  was  vital  in  get- 
ting things  started  in  Calgary. 
Enclosed  you  will  find  a brief  de- 
scription of  our  first  meetings  and 
how  the  group  developed.  I hope  to 
print  a guide  to  forming  SF  groups 
and  will  send  you  copies.  The  guide 
should  come  in  handy  if  any  other 
I f readers  want  to  organize. 

The  next  few  comments  are  on  If. 
I hope  you  will  take  them  in  the 
spirit  in  which  they  were  made, 
that  of  constructive  criticism. 

When  you  print  a letter,  why  not 
print  the  full  address  of  the  writer? 
I would  like  to  contact  Sid  Krup - 
icka  about  the  PROMETHEUS 
PROJECT  but  all  I know  from  the 
Jan- Feb  1971  issue  is  that  he  lives 
in  Riverside,  California.  Do  I write 
and  hope  the  post  office  is  willing 
to  hunt  through  all  the  Krupicka's 
to  find  Sid?  Or  will  the  letter  come 


back  marked  Insufficient  Ad- 
dress? Suppose  If  gave  its  ad- 
dress as  only  New  York,  N.Y. 
10017;  would  this  letter  have 
reached  you? 

Second  point.  There  is  something 
about  the  type  face  being  used  that 
makes  it  difficult  to  read.  I have  no 
trouble  reading  pocketbooks  with 
smaller  type  but  there  is  some 
quirk  in  IF  printing  that  irritates 
me.  I can't  pin  it  down  but  that's 
what  I feel. 

Third.  I think  the  illos  in  If  leave 
something  to  be  desired,  including 
the  covers.  Freas-Finlay - Valigur- 
sky  seem  to  draw  beautiful  and 
striking  illusions  with  depth  and  re- 
ality. In  comparison  the  Jan-Feb 
cover  seems  flat  and  stale.  That's 
just  one  opinion  of  course  and  I 
admit  a very  biased  statistical 
sampling. 

There  are,  believe  it  or  not,  a few 
good  words  I can  write  about  If. 
Reading  Room  by  del  Rey  is  al- 
ways excellent  and  I really  enjoyed 
that  Retief  story.  The  magazine 
content  is  great!  Well , so  much  at 
playing  critic. 

My  best  regards  in '71, 
Brian  Hval 
17 12  Home  Road  N.W. 

Calgary  45  A Iberta 
Canada 

Correspondents’  complete  ad- 
dresses will  be  published  in  Hue 
and  Cry  only  if  requested  in  writ- 
ing. 

—JAKOBSSON 


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The  doctor  told  me/'Margu erite,  you  can  be  alive  and  ugly# 
or  beautiful  and  dead? 


The  day  I first  noticed  the  small  pink  spot  on  my 
cheek,  I had  other  things  on  my  mind.  The  New  York 
papers  said,  “Marguerite  Piazza  opens  at  the  Persian 
Room".  I covered  the  spot  with  makeup,  walked  out 
into  the  spotlight,  and  forgot  it— forgot  everything— 
in  the  joy  of  singing. 

It  wasn't  until  the  spot  began  to  spread,  that  I went 
to  a cancer  specialist.  The  day  the  doctor  told  me  I'd 
have  to  have  radical  face  surgery,  I was  sure  my  career 
was  over.  It  was  no  longer  a matter  of  saving  my  looks. 
Just  of  saving  my  life. 

They  kept  the  mirrors  in  my  hospital  room  covered 
for  a week.  And  yet  today,  thanks  to  the  fantastic  skill 


of  the  surgeons,  I sing  in  the  spotlight  again.  I let  myself 
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